He's serving you drinks, he's dishing up smiles...

Man have I been going to the wrong clubs!!!!



And all these years, I always asked for my drinks in a glass. What the HELL was I thinking???

POLT Listening to "It's A Fine Day" by Miss Jane Oil: 89-72 (+1.95); Gas: 3.08 (-.01)

If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. - Kurt Vonnegut