TMI Tuesdays
1. What are your turn-ons? Young (but legal) guys, minorities, long hair about down to their shoulders, shaved bald head on a black man, kissing.
2. What are your turn-offs? Bad breath and other unpleasant body odors, anyone too into themselves, and vaginas
3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have? Aside from the long haired thing, the next best thing is a thick, moist and willing set of lips.
4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have? Talking on the cell phone constantly. If you meant physical trait, I’d have to go with a lot of excess wieght. Sounds hypocrtical, coming from me, but ya know, I don’t turn myself on, so it’s not ALL that hypcritical.
5. What's your biggest pet peeve? Stupid drivers! OhmiGOD, I want disintegration rays mounted on the hood of my car so I can just zap the idiotic drivers out of existence!
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience. I’m assuming you mean sexual experiences. The best was my 19 year old boyfriend and a 19 year old friend and me in bed. What more could a 39 year old gay guy want except two hot young guys in a threeway with him? The worst, well I like to say even bad sex is still good sex, cause it’s SEX!
POLT
Disintegration rays!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI've threatened to drown my husbands cell phone when we've been out. I figure the only thing stopping me from sticking it in a glass of beer is that it might ruin the beer.
ReplyDelete2 nineteen year olds and one 39 year old? Wow! You've been so much naughtier (or better) than I. Okay, just better.
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