every day, i check out the blog of Chip And Dale, two gays guys in DC. They have some of the funniest stories, and some of what they says make me laugh till I cry. (I have a few examples saved at work, but since I'm home, I'll have to post them later).
At any rate, they recently spoke of a Gay Alert Level, and then came up with one. I've reporduced it here:
Gay Level Alert
Brown: no gayness at all, frat boys and beer
Green: someone experimented once, that was it
Purple: Gays and straights side by side
Pink: Gay but not crazy gay
Fuschia: a little more fabulous than Pink
Glitter: waaay more fabulous, *insert britney remix*
Rainbow: break out the pride banners and the disco ball!!!
Works for me. I had a similar "warning" system earlier posted here, but that more like a warning level the Bushies were gonna use. This one, is better, cause it's for all of US to use! Whoo-Hoo! I think I'm somewhere between Purple and Pink...except when it comes to sex, then I'm all about the Rainbow!!!
POLT = listening to "I Don't Like Mondays" by Tori Amos
"He's straight." "Oh, please! It's just a phase!' - Terry, Kiss Me Guido
Ummmm....no, Miss Thing. You are much more between Glitter and Rainbow. (we won't count the football and beer) Just ask Ag.
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Fairy Godfather
Awww you are sweet as pie darlin!! we love your blog too! yeah I must concede I'm somewhere between glitter and rainbow, ah well such is life.
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