I see your true colors, shining through...

Found a new alert system the Bushies are gonna implement. It's the Homo Warning Scale.



Examples of each include:

Red: The Castro in San Francisco; DuPont Circle in DC; Chelsea in New York; Key West; Fire Island NY; Rehobeth Del; Provincetown Mass; Gay Pride celebration in any large city; Wigstock; The US Navy;
Orange: The rest of San Francisco; Gay Pride celebration in any small city or large town; the Liberace Museum; Hollywood; Broadway; The US Marine Corps;
Yellow: Gay Pride celebration in any town; when Bette Midler's in town; Tom Cruise's homes; The US Army;
Green: Hairstylist conventions; a Rock Hudson Film Restrospective; The Supreme Court (Scalia 'doth protest too much'); The US Air Force; The New Jersey Governor's Mansion;
Blue: all the 'red' states (ironically enough); any NASCAR race; NRA meeting;
Purple: Utah; The National Convention Of Conservative Republicans for Christ; The White House (or so they believe);

POLT

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