Before (ie Scarfless):
Doesn't appear overly gay.
Okay, with a scarf:
Nope, no gayer.
Maybe I just need to try a different scarf.
No, still no change.
Maybe one a bit less gray, a bit more brown.
Hmm, nope no change there.
How about a Canadian scarf?
Surpisingly, that didn't make me any gayer either.
Only got one more...
BINGO!
Guess Craiggers was right.
I honestly had NO idea I had so many scarves! I don't even WEAR scarves!
POLT Listening to "Everything" by Alanis Morisette
I was running very fast and my shoe fell off. Wanna see my feet? - Sweet P, Project Runway 4
Actually that Canadian scarf made you look more manly. :-)
ReplyDeleteTam, it totally did, eh?!
ReplyDeletePolt, I laughed out loud to this post! Excellent job.
Hilarious! I needed a good guffaw this morning!
ReplyDeleteThe Canadian scarf just made you look like a Hockey fan.
ReplyDeleteA white cashmere scarf would have been the ultimate gay look
Thanks - I needed a giggle!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. :-) Polt, you're the straightest-acting gay dude I've ever met. Even a scarf's not going to change that. ;-)
ReplyDeleteBut that last one comes damn close...
you're gay?
ReplyDeleteOnanite
Firstly, I am always right.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I loved this post! I'm currently putting on my gayest scarf and declaring this post sthuper!
How cute are you : )?!
ReplyDeleteThat last photo makes me want to HUG you.
Oh yes, I also vote for the rainbow pride scarf!
ReplyDelete:)
Come visit my blog while Im in India, Polty...I wont be there til Sunday, which is Saturday night to you....stay tuned.
:)