Monday, February 02, 2009

With a ragged scarf now, i get the feeling...

Earlier today, over on Puntabulous, Craiggers postulated that "Everything Is Gayer In A Scarf". Despite all the evidence he gave, I wasn't convinced. So I thought I'd try the experiment myself.

Before (ie Scarfless):

Doesn't appear overly gay.

Okay, with a scarf:

Nope, no gayer.

Maybe I just need to try a different scarf.

No, still no change.

Maybe one a bit less gray, a bit more brown.

Hmm, nope no change there.

How about a Canadian scarf?

Surpisingly, that didn't make me any gayer either.

Only got one more...

BINGO!

Guess Craiggers was right.

I honestly had NO idea I had so many scarves! I don't even WEAR scarves!

POLT Listening to "Everything" by Alanis Morisette

I was running very fast and my shoe fell off. Wanna see my feet? - Sweet P, Project Runway 4

10 comments:

  1. Actually that Canadian scarf made you look more manly. :-)

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  2. Anonymous7:03 AM

    Tam, it totally did, eh?!

    Polt, I laughed out loud to this post! Excellent job.

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  3. Hilarious! I needed a good guffaw this morning!

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  4. Anonymous11:55 AM

    The Canadian scarf just made you look like a Hockey fan.
    A white cashmere scarf would have been the ultimate gay look

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  5. Thanks - I needed a giggle!

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  6. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Hilarious. :-) Polt, you're the straightest-acting gay dude I've ever met. Even a scarf's not going to change that. ;-)

    But that last one comes damn close...

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  7. Anonymous5:02 PM

    you're gay?

    Onanite

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  8. Firstly, I am always right.

    Secondly, I loved this post! I'm currently putting on my gayest scarf and declaring this post sthuper!

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  9. How cute are you : )?!

    That last photo makes me want to HUG you.

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  10. Oh yes, I also vote for the rainbow pride scarf!

    :)

    Come visit my blog while Im in India, Polty...I wont be there til Sunday, which is Saturday night to you....stay tuned.

    :)

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