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Saturday, December 14, 2013
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 23)...
I'd go all out. Get some fresh Italian bread. Then some ham, salami, a little speck, some provolone, lettuce, tomato, and some dressing.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd cut the sandwich in two, lay out some chips and get a glass of water.
I'd take my time and chew each bite 32 times. I'd have to let both men drown.
I think the equivalent phrase that works is "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire!"
Turkey and potato chips on wheat bread. With lots of pepper. A dill pickle on the side and a glass of rootbeer.
ReplyDelete(and I was a lifeguard for 4 years)