Check This Out!
So CPAC, the convention for conservative thinking (hah!) people, was held this weekend. And according to most (Conservative) sources, it's been a real hootnanny, HUGE crowds! Sold Out!
See for yourself:
"Oh come on, Polt!" you say. "Taking a pic between speakers an posting it is nor fair. It's not representative of the actual convention itself."
Okay, fair point. So let's take a look at things when one of the featured speakers was speaking.
See the screens at the front? See who's talking? That Donnie tRump Jr talking! And look at the turnout.
But hey, let's go big, shall we? Let's get large and orange. Let's check out the PACKED ballroom when the old man, the orange shitgibbon himSELF, Donald J. tRump Sr. himSELF is talking!
BWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
That's him on screens man. And look, just LOOK at the turnout!
BWAHHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Clearly all those invisible people who made his Inaugural the largest in history showed up here too! I'm sure if you ask him, he'll tell you there's NEVER been a bigger crowd at a CPAC speech. Never!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH!!!!
But hey, I do have a serious question. Since when does a gathering of Conservatives use a primarily BLUE background for their speakers?
POLT
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