Polt's Palace: I will trim your fir trees, and I...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I will trim your fir trees, and I...

Methinks someone needs to trim his bush.

It doesn't matter how cute and sexy of an Asian you are, I ain't going anywhere near a guy with leafy flora in his nether regions.

POLT Listening to "Jack Ass" by Beck

I made more bad decisions at three am than I can list. - Tim Gunn, Project Runway

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Anonymous said...: Taking "going natural" to a whole other level?; 7:48 PM

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Movies I Have Seen In 2025...

LOTR: Fellowship Of The Ring (Max): Jan 4 & 5 (A)
LOTR: The Two Towers (Max): Jan 6 (A)
Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action (N): Jan 8 (B)
Creature Commandos, Season 1 (MAX): Jan 8-9 (A-)
Lord of The Rings, 1978 (MAX): Jan 9 (C)
Icons Unearthed: Lord Of The Rings (Prime): Jan 10 - 12 (A-)
Icons Unearthed: The Simpsons (Prime): Jan 13 (C)
Icons Unearthed: Marvel (Prime): Jan 14 - 16 (B+)
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (Disney+): Jan 16 - 20 (B-)
Bad Batch, Season 2 (Disney+): Jan 21 - 22 (B-)
Bad Batch: Season 3 (Disney+): Jan 22 - 24 (B-)
Icons Unearthed: James Bond (Prime): Jan 27 (A-)
Icons Unearthed: Spider-Man (Prime): Jan 27 - 28 (A-)
Icons Unearthed: Batman (Prime): Jan 29 - 30 (B+)
American Manhunt: OJ Simpson (N): Feb 7 (B+)
Grant (Prime): Feb 10 (B+)
Washington (Prime): Feb 11 (B-)
Abraham Lincoln (Prime): Feb 12 - 13 (B)
Captain America: Brave New World (Leitersburg): Feb 16 (C+)
FDR (Disney+): Feb 19 - 20 (B)
Theodore Roosevelt (Roku Channel): Feb 20 - 21 (B-)
Ken Burns' Jefferson (PBS): Feb 22 (B-)
Kennedy (Disney+); Feb 23 (A)
Star Trek: Prodigy, Season 1 (N): Feb 24 - 25 (B)
Star Trek: Prodigy, Season 2 (N): Feb 26 - Mar 2 (B-)
LOTR: The War Of The Rohirrim (Max): Mar 2 (C-)
Watchmen, Chapters I & II (Max): Mar 4 (A-)
Brave & The Bold, Season 2 (MAX): Mar 5 -
WWIIL 1942 & Hitler's Soft Underbelly (Filmrise): Mar 9 (B)
WWII: 1941 & The Man Of Steel (Filmrise); Mar 10 (C+)
Invincible, Season 3 (Prime): Mar 12 - 14 (B)
September 5 (MAX): Mar 17 (B-)
Julius Caesar: Making Of A Dictator (PBS): Mar 25-26 (B+)
The Story Of Europe (Prime): Mar 27 - 28 (A-)
Sing 2 (Peacock): Mar 29 (B-)
Super/Man, The Christoperh Reeve Story (Max): Mar 30 (A)
Lucy Worsley Investigates, Season 2 (PBS): Mar 30 (B+)
Ken Burns' Benjamin Franklin (PBS): Mar 30-31 (A)
Ken Burns' Leonardo daVinci (PBS): Mar 31
Salem's Lot (1979) (Bluray): Apr 1 (B-)
LIZA, A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story (PBS): Apr 4 - 7
The Lady Bird Diaries (Disney+): Apr 7 (A)
Doctor Who, Series 15 (Disney+): Apr 12 - May 31 (B+)
The Godfather (Pluto): Apr 14 (B-)
Daredevil, Born Again (Disney+): Apr 15 - 16 (A-)
The Godfather, Part II (Pluto): Apr 18 (B-)
The Americas (Peacock): Apr 18 - 21 (A)
Rome: The World's First Superpower (Prime): Apr 21 (B+)
Britain's Most Historic Towns, Season 1 (Prime): Apr 21-24 (A-)
Britain's Most Historic Towns, Season 2 (Prime): Apr 24 - 25 (A-)
Britain's Most Historic Towns, Season 3 (Prime): Apr 25 - 27 (B+)
The Conclave (Prime): Apr 28 (B+)
The Last Of Us, Season 2 (MAX): Apr 28 - May 28 (D+)
Twin Peaks, Season 1 (Pluto): Apr 30 - May 2 (A)
Twin Peaks, Season 2 (Pluto): May 2 - (C-)
Star Wars: Tales Of The Underworld (Disney+): May 6 (B)
The Shining (Max): May 12 (B)
Last Call (Max): May 12 - 13 (A)
Turning Point: The Vietnam War (N): May 13-14 (A+)
Lincoln, Divided We Stand (Max): May 15 -
New York Homicide, Season 1 (Peacock): May 18 - 24 (B)
Andor, Season 2 (Disney+): May 20 - 22 (A)
Rogue One (Disney +): May 23 (A)
New York Homicide, Season 2 (Peacock): May 25 - 28 (B)
Sin City Murders (Peacock): May 28 - 30 (B)
Seed Money, The Chuck Holmes Story (Peacock): June 1 (B+)
Fred & Rose West, A British Horror Story (N); June 1 (A)
Oklahoma City Bombing, American Terror (N): June 2 (A)
Britain And The Blitz (N): June 2 (C+)
Gone Girls, The Long Island Serial Killer (N): June 3 (A)
Pee-Wee As Himself (Max); June 4 (A)
Homicide Los Angeles (N): June 5 (B+)
The Freeway Killer, Lost Murder Tapes (Max): June 8 (B)
The Cheshire Murders (Max): June 8 (B)
The Twister, Caught In The Storm (N): June 9 (B+)
Our Oceans (N): June 9-10 (B)
Philly Homicide (Peacock): June 11-12 (B+)
Real Murders Of Atlanta, season 3 (Peacock): Jun 13-15 (B)
Real Murders of Atlanta, season 1 (Peacock): June 15 - 16 (B-)
Real Murders of Atlanta, Season 2 (Peacock): June 16 - 21 (B+)
Surviving Ohio State (MAX): June 18 (A)
Operation Lost Boy (MAX): June 18 (A)
Real Murders Of Los Angles, Season 1 (Peacock): June 21 - 22 (B+)
Grenfell Uncovered (N): June 23 (A-)
The Empress, Season 1 (N): June 23 - 24 (B+)
The Empress, Season 2 (N): June 24 - 26 (B+)
Law & Order, Season 1 (Disney+): June 26 - July 1 (A)
Law & Order, Season 2 (Disney+): July 1 - 6 (B)
Ironheart, Season 1 (Disney+): July 7 (B)
Law & Order, Season 3 (Disney+): July 7 - 13 (B)
Bob's Burgers, Season 15 (Disney+): July 8 (B)
Law & Order, Season 4 (Disney+): July 13 - 17 (B)
Law & Order, Season 5 (DIsney+): July 17 - 20 (B)
Superman (Warehouse Cinema): July 19 (A-)
Law & Order, Season 6 (Disney+): July 20 - 25 (B+)
Sandman, Season 2 (N): July 26 - 27 (A-)
Law & Order, Season 7 (DIsney+): July 28 - 30 (A-)
Law & Order, Season 8 (Disney+): July 30 - Aug 3 (A-)
Eyes of Wakanda (Disney+): Aug 4 (B-)
Law & Order, Season 9 (Disney+): Aug 4 - 10 (B)
Law & Order Exiled (Disney+): Aug 10 (B)
Law & Order, Season 10 (Disney+): Aug 10 - 14 (B-)
Law & Order, Season 11 (Disney+): Aug 15 - 18 (B)
Thunderbolts (David's): Aug 16 (D)
Law & Order, Season 12 (Disney+): Aug 18 - 23 (B)
Law & Order, Season 13 (Disney+): Aug 24 - 26 (B+)
Law & Order, Season 14 (Disney+): Aug 26 - 30 (B)
Law & Order, Season 15 (Disney+): Aug 31 - Sep 2 (B)
Murder By Death (Roku Channel): Sep 2 (C)
Law & Order, Season 16 (Disney+): Sep 2 - 6 (B+)
Law & Order, Season 17 (Disney+): Sep 6 - 10 (B-)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Season 3 (Paramount+): Sep 11 - 12 (B-)
Unknown Number: The High School Catfish (N): Sept 18 (B)
Star Trek: Lower Desks, Season 2 (Paramount+): Sept 22 (B+)
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Season 3 (Paramount+): Sept 23 - 24 (B+)
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Season 4 (Paramount+): Sept 25 - 27 (B+)
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Season 5 (Paramount+): Sept 29 - 30 (B+)
Doctor Who Am I? (tubi): Oct 8 (C+)
Interview With The Vampire, Season 2 (N): Oct 10 - 11 (A)
John Candy, I Like Me (Prime): Oct 11 (A)
Bewitched, Season 1(Disney+): Oct 13-15 (B)
Bewitched, Season 2 (Disney+): Oct 15 - 22 (B+)
The Diplomat, Season 3 (N): Oct 17-18 (A-)
Bewitched, Season 3 (Disney+): Oct 22 - 27 (B)
Bewitched, Season 4 (Disney+): Oct 27 - Nov 1 (B-)
Who Killed the Montreal Expos? (N): Oct 29 (B+)
Bewitched, Season 5 (Disney+): Nov 1 - Nov 6 (B-)
Death By Lightning (N): Nov 7 (C)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Peacock): Nov 10 (A)
Bewitched, Season 6 (Disney+): Nov 10 - 15 (B-)
Fantastic Four: First Steps (Disney+): Nov 12 (B-)
America's Team: The Gambler And His Cowboys (N): Nov 15 - 17 (A)
Apollo 13: Survival (N): Nov 18 (B+)
Ken Burns' The American Revolution (PBS): Nov 19 - 21 (A)
Bewitched, Season 7 (Disney+): No 21 - 28 (C+)
The Devil Wear Prada (Disney+): Nov 24 (C+)
Bewitched, Season 8 (Disney+): Nov 28 - Dec 2 (C-)
Being Eddie (N): Dec 2 (A)
Iconic America (PBS): Dec 3 (A+)
Kids Baking Challenge, Season 2 (Disney+): Dec 6-7 (B+)
Marvel Zombies (Disney+): Dec 8 - 9 (C-)
The Rise And Fall Of Versailles (Prime): Dec 10 (B)
Kids Baking Challenge, Season 4 (Disney+): Dec 11 - 13 (B+)