Under your tree...
Wrapped up warm and cozy....
Or asleep on your sofa.
Personally, all I want is a trip to a nice sandy beach...
Something to make me smile all year long...
Something to keep me busy yet entertained....
Some help taking down the decorations in a few weeks...
Something that glows...
And a purple swimming pool cared for by a cadre of Santa's helpers...
A full set of these....
A pair of these....
And their matching set.
I'm glad it wont take long to unwrap them.
Enjoy yourselves and have a great day!
POLT Listening to "Deck The Halls" by Tony Bennett
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation
2 comments:
Thanks for being naughty and nice this year. Merry Christmas Polt!
Polt's purple palace definitely needs that purple pool.
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