I'm not sure how many of you have heard this, but Portland's openly gay mayor is in a bit of a bind right now. Apparently, he had an affair with an 18 year old gay boy. Since the kid was legal, I'm a bit unsure of the scandal, I haven't read up it as much as I should have. I don't know if there was a cover-up, or lying under oath, or hush money changing hands, or if the kid was a hustler, or if he was under 18 when it started or what exactly.
But it HAS to be more than just the fact he was 18. I mean, come ON, what self-respecting, hormonal gay man WON'T have sex with an 18 year old. And 18 year old named Beau. Beau Breedlove (seriously!). And an 18 year old named Beau Breedlove that looks like this:
I mean, I'd fault him more if he the opportunity and did NOT having an affair with this hot guy!
UPDATE: Upon more reading, I've discovered the scandal seems to be that the affair started before Beau was 18. ...Oopsie...
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He doesn't LOOK 18. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :-) But I think when you are the mayor you sort of have to card everyone you sleep with even if they have wrinkles and gray hair. CYA is the name of the game in politics. Winnipeg used to have a gay mayor.
I'd throw my mayor-dom for that. Let's face it, mayor of Portland is not president. Every political career needs to end somewhere. What a way to go. He gets my vote. Beau Breedlove for alderman! Yay!!
If Portland's mayor had an affair with an 18 year old that should be no problem.
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