Just some factual information that you wont hear on Faux News or talk radio.

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 323)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wife Beaters And Arms Raised!

POLT

Mom and I were talking on the phone a few minutes ago and she yawned.

Polt: You sound tired.
Mom: Well......>YAWN<.....well, I wouldn't want to run a race or anything.

POLT

The back of you hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 210)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Tooshies With Arms Raised!

POLT

Before I get too cranky, you better (Part 7)...

What's Better?

When you listen to a song, I'm wondering, do you care more about the music ("it's got a good beat and you can dance to it") or the words ("oh it's like he's speaking just to me!")?

The Music, or....

The Words?

Vote below!



POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 45)...

Check This Out!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 453)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week: Hot Shirtless Guys With Their Arms Raised!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 44)...

Check This Out!

I can't help but wonder if one of the ParisPeking girls may have drawn this? 

I mean, the picture DOES kinda look like Mrs. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking!

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 276)...

Superman Sundays

This week: An Asian Shirtless Superman Pic!

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 259)...

Secret Saturdays

This week: Coffee Secrets!

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Check this out, real quick, don;'t know if everybody know (Part 43)...

Check This Out!

That last sentence....

Truer words were never printed.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 317)....

Frenching Fridays

This week: Public Kisses!

POLT

So...what's better than hot sex with a cute lil Asian twinkie who's a twin (but who's twin stayed upstairs the whole we were doing the horizontal bop)?

Well, that would be hot sex with a cute lil Asian twinkie who's a twin (but who's twin stays upstairs the whole time you're doing the horizontal bop) and then afterwards, cuddling together and talking comic books and comic book movies.

Yeah.....good times.

POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 97)...

Luscious Licks

This week: A Tongue And A Bandana!

POLT

Keeping to together, all in the family (Part 39)...

Gemini Guys

This week: Twins And A Bandana!

It's the adorable, British Harries twins!

POLT

IF I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 72)...

Superhero Anydays

This week: A Superhero And A Bandana!

Or rather, TWO Superheroes and Bandanas.  Honestly, these two in it would probably be a better movie than the crap one we're gonna get with Ben Affleck in a year or two.

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 103)...

MOTIVATION

This week: A Motivation And A Bandana!

POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 79)...

Fetching Faces

This week: A Cute Face And A Bandana!

POLT

You were at boot camp the last too months....

Friday night, being the party animal that I am, I ended up watching about three episodes in a row of Marriage Boot Camp.  Why?  I've no idea, it makes no sense to me either, and I'm not proud of it but it is what it is.

Anyway, in the midst of this, I tweeted the following: "Im watching Marriage Boot Camp. On a Friday night. F. M. L.".

Clearly, to me at least, this was a sarcastic tweet (hence the FML).  I assumed everyone would take it that way.

But what do I find out today?  I find out that someone on Twitter named MaiDashLee has favorited that particular tweet.  Mai lee, the Mai-Lee from that show Marriage Boot Camp.  The reality tv 'star' favorited a tweet I posted about how pathetic my life was that I was watching her show.

Im not sure if I should be excited that someone 'famous' actually read my tweet, or if I should just be laughing that she favorited a tweet critical of her own show.

*SIGH*

POLT    

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 42)...

Check This Out!

Look, it's my 10 month old cousin, Lil Chris, in his Easter outfit!

Rocking the hat and vest!  Stylin....just like Big Chris.

POLT

Little bunny foo-foo hopping through the forest....

Monday, I got the desire for some ice cream.  This happens, maybe twice a year.  I get a pint of Ben & Jerrys something or other and in three or four days I've finished it and I'm good for another six months.

But this time, for some reason, I was craving a specific ice cream: Moose Tracks!  I love the vanilla, and the caramel and the lil peanut butter cups.  Yummy!

Unfortunately, on my travels, I could not local any Moose Tracks.  Don't know if it's not being made anymore, or if maybe they were just sold out.  But I settled for a pint of B&J's Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.  And as I was walking out of the frozen food section, I noticed something called Bunny Tracks.

It's got, and I quote, "creamy vanilla ice cream loaded with your favorite goodies - chocolate covered peanuts, peanut butter filled chocolate bunnies, a thick chocolate fudge ribbon and a peanut butter caramel ribbon".  YUMMY!  It's made by Blue Bunny...obviously.  And it is delicious.

AND....three days later, the 1.75 quarts container is empty and in the trash.  And I'm good with ice cream until like October.  By then, I might have all the additional sugar worked out of my system.

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 322)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Pulled Up Wife Beaters!

POLT

Okay, so today is the 22nd of the month, and in April, so far, I have walked on the treadmill 11 days.  So my goal over every other day is still intact.

In this month, so far, I have walked 10.26 miles in 205 minutes (3 hours and 25 minutes).  And a total of 578 vertical feet.

SO, yeah, go me.

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 209)....

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Tooshies And Mirrors!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 452)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, Hot Shirtless Guys With Caps!

POLT