Showing posts with label Purple Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Purple Post. Show all posts

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 4839)....

 Check This Out!

As you should know, I LOVE all things purple!  But even for me, this may be a little too much....


POLT

Wednesday, June 05, 2024

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 4609)...

 Check This Out!

I have no design have a pool, but should I ever ger that desire, THIS is right here is what I want!


POLT

Friday, December 09, 2022

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3593)....

 Check This Out!

I love purple, you all KNOW I love purple, but this....um, no, this is too much. 


Especially that floor...ugly!

POLT

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

One year ago, underneath a summer sun....

Today, in my email, I got a note from TUMBLR, telling me that Polt's Plenty OPurple Place was started one year ago today!  Who knew?

1220 posts (pictures) in one year.  Wow.

So don't forget to stop by and check out the Plenty OPurple Place.  Just be aware, it is frequently, if not usually, NSFW!

http://plentyopurpleplace.tumblr.com/

Enjoy!

POLT

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Don't forget my Tumblr: Polt's Plenty O'Purple Place!  It is usually NSFW however, so bear that in mind. Otherwise, ENJOY! 

POLT

Monday, February 23, 2015

Oh, and since Blogger IS being such a tool about changing their policies (see the post immediately below), I've already gone to Tumblr and started the NEW Polt's Plenty O'Purple Place.  You can check it out here: http://plentyopurpleplace.tumblr.com/

Just remember, it IS totally NSFW.  And you can check back there whenever you want, as that's the only place I'll be posting purple stuff anymore.

POLT

Saturday, October 26, 2013

The silver bracelet, that's where it all turns around....

So, as you may or may not know, I'm in a CD exchange with a few online friends.  Have been for...well, for a few years I guess.  Each month we have a theme and someone to send the CD too, and then I make a CD following that theme and then mail it off.

Well this particular month, for October, the theme is Halloween.  Makes sense.  And this month Tam and I both have each other.  I've sent my CD off last week.  Today I got her package from Canada.  I opened and out dropped a CD and......this:


Yeah, it's a flash drive.  Attached to a long, rubber bandy thing.  A long purple rubber bandy thing.  With a post-it note attached that reads "NSFW content".

Frankly.....I'm scared.

I emailed her asking her what it is and she replied: "It's a groovy bracelet o'porn!"

Well that it is, that it is inDEED!

..........now I just have to get up the nerve to check what's on it.....

POLT

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Soul mate, I know he is, he is, my soul mate.....

I have dreams of being able to do this!



Although I would have chosen one of the other guys-.....er, um, colors.

POLT

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Today, when I got home from work, there was a package waiting for me.  It was from Michelle M.!  I'm pretty sure I squeed more than a little bit when I realized that.


A little bit ago, she and I had had a short email/Facebook conversation about Harry deciding to get rid of all but one of his ties, and him having a purple one he's getting rid of, and did I want it?  Well duh! :) Of COURSE I did.


And that's what was in the package.  And in addition, there was the following:


Purple sparkley folder, notebook, trapper, pens, a Superman Pez dispenser, and some sort of Beanie Baby thingee named Bananas with purple on him. 


YAY!  I love Michelle M. and her surprise gifting ideas!

POLT

Thursday, September 15, 2011

A more "Purple" way. As a whole, we hope...

A few weeks ago, Stratcat, my co-worker/Glee date/fellow traveler to Gay Pride parades went to Myrtle Beach for vacation.  While there, amidst the swimming, sunbathing, fun, and frivoloty, she took time to think of me.

She sent me this photo.


Which of course may or may not have made me squee a bit.  And grow green with envy over not being able to visit it myself in person.

And then, upon her return to work, she stopped by my office to give me this.


It's a purple lizardy thing, a keychain definitely, but neither of us were sure if it may not be a bottle opener too.  Frankly, I'm afraid to try to use it cause I don't want to break it.  But it's nice to have anyway.  And flattering to know she was thinking of me while on vacation.  In case anyone wants to emulate her, just remember anything, even just photos, of purple stuff, or Superman items, or hot guys, or even hot guys wearing purple Superman stuff would be greatly appreciated.  And as a plus, you'll get bragged up here on the Palace.

POLT

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Purple toupee will show the way...

Due to my love of all things purple, I suppose it should come as too much of a surprise that I have a lot of purple things in my home. "How many purple things, Polt?" you ask. Well, let's see.


Purple plastic cup. Just puchased this weekend at Wal-Mart, 2 for $5!


Purple curtain in dining room. Mama Polt made these herself!


Purple flower growing in front yard. Much ot my surprise, I haven't killed it yet! And it appears to be actually flourishing.


Purple hand soap.


Purple Anti-acid. Although why it's label is purpled when it's cherry flavored is beyond me.


Purple bathroom rugs.


Purple crate. What else this shows me is that I must get to work on organizing that middle bedroom still.


Purple mouthwash. Kinda tastes like crap, but it's purple, so I use it.


Purple paint on dining room walls. Although the credit for this actually goes to the previous owners.


Purple Photo Album. The rainbow one off to the left holds all my Gay Pride Parade photos from over the years.


Purple dust rag. Not that I really honestly dust much.


Purple rugs in the dining room.


Purple shamp00 and conditioner.


Purple t-shirt.


Purple tiara and beads. Shut up, it's not like YOU don't them too somewhere in your house!


Purple toothbrush carrier. So I travel in purple style on vacations.


Purple weed growing right off my back porch. I do wanna rip it out, cause it's just a weed. But it's purple. So it lives.

POLT

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Take time with a wounded hand 'cause it likes...

So to give you all an idea of what I've been dealing with, here is a photo of my wound:


It's about the size of a dime. And it's open and seeping. The area about the size of a half-dollar surrounding it is swollen, raised, hard and somewhat painful. Yeah, loads of fun.

Twice a day, after unwrapping it, cleaning it with a sterile bandage and some anti-bacterial soap stuff from work, I put a small dollop of anti-biotic cream on it. Then I hold a sterile bandage while Mama Polt wraps it up in...well, bandage wrap. This is the arm fully wrapped:


And yes, totally by chance, the color of the roll I was given is...PURPLE! In addition, the doctor drew a line around the red swollen part of my arm so the next time it was looked at, they could see how bad it had been. The color pen she used to do this was was...PURPLE! Totally by chance! Yay!

There's always a purple lining to even the darkest of clouds!

POLT

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Down the horizon purple gasses....

Just a subtle reminder, I do have a purple blog that you are all welcome to visit. And I take submission of purple pics as well. however, there are a few X-Rated photos on there, so you don't want to visit if you're under 18, or at work, or narrow minded, or easily shocked, or homophobic, or or a far Right, Christian conservative, religious radical type, or any similar kind of person.

POLT

I hate this guy. He fights dirty, his armor smells AND he's a Cardinals fan. - Booster Gold, 52 #3

Sunday, July 08, 2007

She's got herself a universe....

Madonna performing my favorite of her songs, Ray Of Light, at Live Earth yesterday.



Yeah, there is the sillyy "jump for the earth" comments, and I don't know that's she's actually playing the guitar, and using all the electricity at a "Save the World" concert is a bit ironic, BUT, I got three things to say:

1) Look how PURPLE everything is!
2) The back up dancers were severely over-dressed!
3) She's gonna be 50 years old next year, and she's a woman, and I still wanna fuck her.

POLT

Imagine being hostess to your husband's ex-boyfriend and his new lover! - Laurel, Torch Song Trilogy

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tryin hard to win me first prize...

Hey, kids, we got our very first photo submission over at Polt's Plenty O'Purple Place! now that the ice is broken, so to speak, let's get with the sending of more photos of purple! Let's make Polt's Plenty O'Purple Place, the purpliest place on the internet! A place unsurpassed in its plethora of purpleness!

Send it ALL in. Purple pachyderm? Purple padlock? Purple protuberance? Purple phonograph? Purple peanuts? Purple parrot? Purple pouch? Purple pudding? Purple poddle? Purple puzzle? Purple porpoise? Purple percolater? Purple perfume? Purple-haired punk? Purple paisley pyjamas? Purple-clothed Polynesian prettyboy? Purple preserved pre-Columbian pomegranate? Whatever it is, i don't care!

"Give me your purple tires, your purple doors,
Your purpled glasses, send your purple to me,
The purpled bruises, your purple seeping sores.
Send these, the purple homes, the purple dress, even the purpled toast to me,
I'll post them in the Plenty O'Purple Place, forever more!"


(with deepest apologies to the author of the inscription on the Statue of Liberty)

let's get to work people!

POLT

If nudity offends you, take that mirror out of your bathroom! - Billy, Tottyworld

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

With all her friends she created a fantasy...

I decided today that there's no reason for my purple-ness to be the only purple-ness in the blogosphere. So just this evening, I made a new blog Polt's Plenty O'Purple Place! It's right here. Stop by for a visit. And if you've got any picture showing anything purple, email them to me, share them with the world! We can ALL use a little more purple in our lives!

POLT

It's time for the Republicans in the Senate to put the interests of the United States ahead of the interests of the Republican Party. - Charley Reese, April 30, 2005

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

You can smell the purple light...

We've not had a Purple Post in almost 6 months, so it's well overdue.

Polt's Post O'Purple, Part VI

A purple bikini on a triathlete...


A purple chair, on which to have a seat.


A purple bakground, for an Asian to recline....


A tiny, silky purple thong, to cover your behind.


At the beach, a purple Speedo....


And here's a second one, don'tcha know?


A wrestler in a purple singlet, and that's all...


And a cute couple having sex in front of a purple wall.


A man in women's purple underwear...


Acne on her face, purple in her hair.


Three kids in purple tapping the keg...


A huge purple bruise, high up on your leg.


Purple in the plaid shorts, pillow, and sheet....


A sexy black man in purple at a track meet.


Entirely purple football uniform...


Purple hat with drunk, half naked frats in their dorm.


A guy wearing purple, when he's all sweaty and wet....


Even with the purple bikini, he feels almost naked, I bet.


A purple posing strap on a muscle guy...


A purple silk bikini with quite a tent, oh my.


A boy in a purple dress, bad drag but with class....


Another wrestler in a purple singlet, damn what an ass!


Purple boxers, with your boyfriend in bed...


She's wearing purple sandals and laughing at what I said!


Purple wall, behind these two, how hot can you get....


A cute football player, with his purple helmet.


Whatta pose in a cute lil purple skirt...


A striped purple hoddie, on a kid named Bert.


A purple building, probably that color in the past....


And a hot guy in a barely there purple thing, saved the best for last.


That's it for this Purple Post....

Now let your Uncle Polt know you like it and that he's the most!

POLT

"He's a curmedgeon. A grouchy old crank." "So are we." "You are. I am full of mirth." - President Bartlet, The West Wing