Thursday, October 31, 2013

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 20)...

Gemini Guys

This week is Halloween so the theme is Masks And Twins!


These two are so freakin aDORable I can't stand it!

POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 74)...

Luscious Licks 

Halloween today means the theme is Masks And Tongues!


Kobe Bryant and his face mask, playing basketball.  With his tongue out.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 52)...

Superhero Anydays

Today's Halloween today's theme is Mask Superhero (which wasn't really difficult at all since most superheroes are masked, but I digress....)


Iron Man mask...in his undies....with a nice ass bulge in the back....

POLT


Get up and move it, to the music (Part 82)...

MOTIVATION

Since today is Halloween, today we have a Mask Motivation!


POLT

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

It was murder, but not a crime....

We all know how I love "Cell Block Tango" from the musical Chicago.  We all know how I love costumes.  And we all know how I love Scar...and other Disney characters (bear with me....).

So here we go, watch this, and enjoy! (and see how many different real life stars you can see...and I aint' talking about the Ace of Spades...)




POLT

Five little pumpkins, laughing, laughing....

Since tomorrow is Halloween, here's some pretty damn awesome jack o'lanterns!  Enjoy!






POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 298)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, since Halloween's upcoming, the theme is Wife Beaters And Masks!




POLT

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 184)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme, because of Halloween upcoming, is Tooshies And Masks!

This is hot.

This is.....God, I dont know what this is.

This is silly.

This is...why, just why?

POLT

Monday, October 28, 2013

Six years and a few hours ago, my father passed away.

Mom and I talked a bit today, not about this specifically, but we were both doing well and actually laughing abut all kinds of other stuff.  We did mention it in passing yesterday.  But she seems to be doing okay with it all, and I'm fine.

But I just wanted to note the...well not anniversary really, but the memory.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, I don't know if everybody know (Part 16)...

Check This Out!


Captain Picard and Gandalf The Grey in bowlers standing with a life sized Elmo....I don't know how the universe did not simply implode from all the awesomeness in the photo, but, well...there it is.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 427)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme, since Halloween is this week, is Hot Shirtless Guys And Masks!




awesome nipples on this guy...






I dont know what's going on here, but for some reason, it's pretty hot.

POLT

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 382)...

Unconscious Mutterings

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Poison :: Arsenic
  2. Las Vegas :: Nevada
  3. Nanny :: Mary Poppins
  4. Tablet :: Write
  5. Trail :: Follow
  6. Innocent :: Not Guilty
  7. Invited :: Guest
  8. Life :: Magazine
  9. Tormented :: Tortured
  10. Lousy :: Congressional Republicans

POLT

drive my mini-cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 251)...

Superman Sundays

Since Halloween is this week, we'll pause from the Superman Tattoo stuff to do this:


A Superman Halloween costumed Pumpkin!

POLT

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Up on the rooftop, reindeer pause....

So, I had a call from mom just now and ended up yelling at her.

Let me tell you why.  She told me "You won't believe what I did today."  And I assured her I would never even try to figure out what she did on any given day.  So follow this scenario...if you dare.

She thought it was time to put the flannel sheets on the bed.  But when she had taken the other ones off, before putting the new ones on, she decided she needed to flip the mattress.  Once she dragged the mattress off, she thought she should flip the box springs around, which she did.  Then she managed to get the mattress back up and the flannel sheets on.  But while doing so, she thought the room was pretty dusty, so she thought to dust it.  While doing that, she was dusting windowsills.

Now, a slight digression: On the north side of my mom's bedroom are two windows.  The overlook the slightly slanting roof of the living room.  There's also one window from another room over looking that roof.  Now back to the story (and yeah, I'm pretty sure that you can already see where this is going...)

So while dusting the windowsill, she noticed that under the window to the other room, she thought she saw a crack between the roof and the wall, and she thought that may be that was where some water had been leaking in.  So, she went all the way to the basement, got some caulking, then crawled out the window.

Now before we go further allow me to reiterate...she CLIMBED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!  Onto the sloping roof!  And then put caulking in where she thought a hole was.  And THEN, she decided to walk all the way across the roof to the EDGE where the chimney is to see how the top of it was doing.  The FUCKING chimney.  Did I mention it was ON THE EDGE OF THE ROOF!  With a TWO STORY drop off right next to her.

And after I yelled at her about that, she says, all calm like, "Yeah, well I went back inside then, because it was cold out there.  And I was still in my pajamas."

WHAT THE HELL?????

I yelled at her some more, while she kinda chuckled.  And she said, "I dont think you're allowed to yell at your mother."  And I told I WAS going to yell at her.  And I asked her if she knew why.  I said, that was because, "When you fall off the freakin' roof and break several major bones in your body and are in traction in the hospital in a full body cast and can't walk, I'll be able to be in that room slapping you in the forehead and telling you I TOLD YOU SO!"

"I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to slap your mother either."

"Oh, I'm slapping you!  On the forehead.  There will definitely be slapping!"

My mother....*SIGH*.....

POLT

The silver bracelet, that's where it all turns around....

So, as you may or may not know, I'm in a CD exchange with a few online friends.  Have been for...well, for a few years I guess.  Each month we have a theme and someone to send the CD too, and then I make a CD following that theme and then mail it off.

Well this particular month, for October, the theme is Halloween.  Makes sense.  And this month Tam and I both have each other.  I've sent my CD off last week.  Today I got her package from Canada.  I opened and out dropped a CD and......this:


Yeah, it's a flash drive.  Attached to a long, rubber bandy thing.  A long purple rubber bandy thing.  With a post-it note attached that reads "NSFW content".

Frankly.....I'm scared.

I emailed her asking her what it is and she replied: "It's a groovy bracelet o'porn!"

Well that it is, that it is inDEED!

..........now I just have to get up the nerve to check what's on it.....

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 233)...

Secret Saturdays

This week, since we're coming up on Halloween, the theme is Mask Secrets!




POLT

Friday, October 25, 2013

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 292)...

Frenching Fridays

This week: Wifebeater Kisses!




POLT

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 19)...

Gemini Guys


Hot muscley twins with tats.

POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 73)...

Luscious Licks


And what a cute tongue, attached to a cutie, it is.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 51)...

Superhero Anydays


A sexy, goateed, black Nightwing in front of a purple wall.

POLT

Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 61)...

Fetching Faces


Just a hot sexy man with dreads in a suit.

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 81)...

MOTIVATION


Welcome to the philosophy of Fox Noise and Talk Radio.

POLT
Okay...well I dont understand this at all.

After half a day of avoidance (cause I didn't want to deal with my computer problems at all...ever....), everything is fine with the computer.

I came down, turned it on, and it booted up just fine.  I got on Facebook, did a little bit and then let it alone, and after about ten, maybe fifteen minutes, I got the blue screen of death.

The computer automatically rebooted.  I logged back in and....there was no problem.  I logged into Facebook.  I did some stuff on Farmville.  I logged into Yahoo and checked my mail.  I got on Twitter and read through messages.  I checked some tumblr sites and looked at some pictures.  And then I let the computer sit here.

And now, after having the computer on with no problems for two hours.....everything seems to be fine.  Crazy.

Im gonna keep using it all day and we'll see how it goes.  I'll run the anti-virals again and we'll see.  Computers are great things....when they work.  And aren't mysterious and freaky-like.

POLT
The Palace is on hiatus, there's something wrong with my computer.

Thank God for my iPhone.  I thought it may be a virus, but I ran all three of my anti-virals  last night and the found nothing.  It was still running VERY slow last night.  And what makes me think there IS a virus is that it says I have no restore points made.  When I know for a fact I made many of them, probably once a month or so.  But now it tells me there are none.  And after everything cleared the anti -virals I tried to make a restore point then and after twenty minutes of waiting it still wasn't done.  So since I had worked on it from 630 until after 1000 last night, I just shut it down and went to bed.

I took off work today to fool with it (and after doing so I promptly fell asleep again and have just recently woken up.  Bad Polt), so hopefully I won't have to reinstall Windows, but I'm ready to do that if I have to today.

So basically the Palace is closed for repairs until I get this straightened out.  Hopefully it won't be long.  But check back, I'll put something here as soon as it's up and running,

Wish me luck!

POLT

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 297)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wifebeaters and Nipples!






POLT

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Check this out, real quick, I don't know if everybody know (Part 15)...

Check This Out!

Hey y'all, did you know it's autumn? 


Pretty....

POLT
Today I walked 2.30 miles in 32 minutes.


POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 183)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Kitchen Tooshies!






POLT