If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4624)....

 Superhero Anydays

Captain Carrot and The Zoo Crew was a team of anthromorphic superhero animals from DC Comics in the early 80s.  It wasn't taken seriously, but keeping that in mind, the stories were fun and I enjoyed them for the 5 years or so that they were published. 

I don't know this artist, but this is the original line-up of the Zoo Crew!

Clockwise from upper left: Rubber Duck, Captain Carrot, Fastback, Alley-Kat Abra, Yankee Poodle, and Pig Iron

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And today we also have Burt Ward, Robin from the Batman tv show. 

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 799)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as Roy Rogers, Don Adams, Bob Newhart and George Foreman going bowling in the mid 70s. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5515)...

 Check This Out!

Sunday evening, Jude Bellingham of England an Kylian Mbappe of France were fierce rivals on the soccer pitch.  The day after, here they are. 

Such non-toxic masculinity from nearly ALL the soccer players I saw.  American men could learn something from them.  But I digress...

I mean, look at these two....just LOOK at them!  The faces, the smiles, the pecs the abs, the ASS!  Holy moly these are some freaking HAWT men!

Yowza!

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When you open your mouth to speak (Part 321)....

 Bros With Braces

Today we have World Cup star Lamire Yamal and his braces.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5504)....

 Check This Out!

Here is Spanish soccer star immediately after the World Cup Lamine Yamal and his lil brother Kenyne, holding a soccer ball and the winning trophy. 

They're just so cute.  I've seen several videos where Yamal takes his brother everywhere!  He's always spending time with him.  They're only like 15 or so years apart, so it's not surprising I guess.  But it enjoyable to see then hanging out together....even right after winning the world's biggest sporting event (for the non-USA people.  The Super Bowl would be the USA's biggest even).

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5461).....

 Check This Out!

So Bad Bunny's show in February has recieved 9 Emmy Nominations, the most EVERY recieved by any Super Bowl Halftime show in history.  

And Kid Rock's White Supremacy-Palooza Loser Half Time show?  well, it's doubtful many of it's viewers can even SPELL Emmy Nomination correctly.

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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 711).....

 Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men, like Heated Rivalry's co-star Hudson Williams, like to stand in just their jockstraps in front of a pink fridge and drink their morning coffee from a pink mug. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5580)....

 Check This Out!

The living ex-presidents.  We'll NEVER see the orange shitgibbon hanging out with this group.  1. He'd never be invited. 2. He'd never go even if invited. 3. These four don't want to be subjected to the constant smell of shitty diaper and orane clown makeup.  4. He doesn't know how to smile.  5. He'll never get to be an ex=President again, as he'll be dead before Jan 20, 2029,  6. He'd never stand out in the sun long enough for a photo, it might make his clown makeup run.  7. Outside by the water like this there's nowhere to plaster ugly, gaudy, gold lamee knick-nacks from Home Depot. 8. He'd charge them all a million bucks each for a picture.  9.  There's zero drama in this pic and drama follows him everywhere.  10. These 4 wouldn't want their fun times ruined by GrumpyCankles McFuckface. 

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 789)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool ?  Well you'll never be as cool as Billy Idol hanging out with the Beastie Boys at a Madonna concert in 1985, while throwing the Vulcan hand salute.  Practically nobody could ever strive to be as cool as this pic is. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5527).....

 Check This Out!

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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 788)......

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll NEVER be as cool as The Shatner Collection! Only at JCPenneys. 

Honestly, though, it doesn't look completely out of date. I mean,  it doesn't look really currently fashionable, but it's not like shoulderpads, or obscenely wide ties, or platform shoes.  

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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 787)......

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as a grouping of the celebs from the late 70's Battle Of The Network Stars tv show!

Dick van Patton, Erik Estrada, Jimmy Walker, Dan Haggerty

Valerie Betrinelli, Melissa Gilbert, Scott Baio, Kristy McNichol

Gary Burghoff, Joyce deWitt, Cheryl Ladd, Dick Clark 

(at least that's who I think, they all are...it's been like 50 years, cut me some slack)

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 784)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as Sir Derek Jacobi, Dame Judy Dench and Sir Ian McKellen sitting together on a sofa. 

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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 783)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as this Drink Milk ad with some moms from 70s TV!

Shirley Partridge (Shirley Jones) from the Partridge Family

Marion Cunningham (Marion Ross) from Happy Days

Carol Brady (Florence Henderson) from The Brady Bunch

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Look of love, I've come undone (Part 3)....

Viteameatavega-Memories

On this date in 1955, I Love Lucy aired the episode entitled, simply, "Harpo Marx". 

The Ricardos and the Mertzs are in Hollywood for an extended stay while Ricky films his movie, "Don Juan".   Lucy's been writing home telling her friends about ALL the celebrities she's been meeting and spending time with.  One of the friends just happens to be in the area and wants to visit and meet some of those celebrities.  This friend just happens to have very poor eyesight and Lucy and Ethel hide her glasses from here.  The Lucy keeps putting on costumes and dressing up as various celebrities and meeting her friend.   It just so happens that when Lucy is dressed up as Harpo Marx, the REAL Harpo shows up!  Lucy and he ended up doing a synchronized, symmetrical mirror routine.

I'm not a huge fan of some of the Lucy Meets Celebrity X shows, some are pretty contrived and don't really work.  This one however does work.  It's quite funny. 

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I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 194)....

 Comic Book Craziness

In issue #10 of The Joker's own comic book the Clown Prince Of Crime made a deal with the "perfectly banal" Elton John!

All I can say is, the mid-70's were a crazy time, man.  A crazy time. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5405)....

 Check This Out!

This is San Francisco drag queen, entertainer, comedienne, and online support system for those gays who are having issues: Auntie Katya Smirnof-Skye.

She's such a booster for the community in her online posts.  Love her!

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 781)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as young Iggy Pop performing in nothing but bikinis back in 1973.

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 780)....

 What's Cool?

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as that time in Tunisia when George Lucas and Mark Hamill conferred together on Star Wars A New Hope. 

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1130)......

 Fetching Faces

Today we have the VERY Fetching Face of the Fifteenth Doctor aka Ncuti Gatwa. 

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