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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5544)...

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5537)....

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (5526)....

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 68).....

 Separated At Birth? 

So tell me, indicted, arrested and awaiting extradition to UK alleged rapist, human sex trafficker, pedophile, a friend of the orange shitgibbon, 'alpha male' Andrew Tate and Married With Children's Peg Bundy, were they....

Separated At Birth? 

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1784)....

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If only this was the only time the orange shitgibbon tried to shoehorn himself into a photo...

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1783)......

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As if THIS wasn't bad enough....

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5517)....

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I'm told this is an actual, real store in Cape Cod.  Honestly, they could probably expand them nationwide (or at least outside of MAGAland) and make a mint!

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1782)....

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Clearly, butting obnoxiously into the Spanish team's World Cup photo wasn't enough for the orange shitgibbon.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5513).....

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Oh I'm feeling this cartoon more than I'd care to admit. 

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1781).....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco rRump

So by now, we've all seen, and been embarrassed by, the orange shitgibbon's attempt to pathetically interpose himself in the photos of the Spanish World Cup teams winning photos. 

Thankfully, pretty much every media outlet, at least those outside of the US, digitally removed him from the pics they put up on the web or their papers or tv news reports. 

But no matter how sorry, sad and piterous was his attempt here, it wasn't the ONLY time he attempted to do something as small and craven as this.   See? 

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4125)....

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In case you can't read it....

Blue - Perfectly serviceable name, go ahead

Green - It works if you remove the 'New" of the compass direction

Orange - Unusual, but not unheard of

Purple - Weird celebrity baby name

Yellow - Only if your last name is Jones

Black - Can work only if the child turns our to be really really cool 

Red - Don't do this to your children

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 66).......

 Separated At Birth? 

So tell me, alleged criminal (indicted on rape, human trafficking, sexual assault, indecent images of a child, sex trafficking and forming an organized crime ring) Andrew Tate and Golden Girl Blanche Deveraux, were they....

Separated At Birth? 

Apparently self appointed "Alpha Males" have the fashion sense of a Southern woman in her 60s.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5499)....

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Wait!  McDonalds is selling these now????

I'm downloading the McDonalds app even as we speak!!!!!

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4119).....

 MAPS!

Today we have a map someone made depicted whether each state's capitol would make a good name for your baby. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5471)...

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Oh NO!  The dreaded Hydragoose!  Run! Runaway!  Hide from the honking!!!!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5467)....

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Looks like the upper left guy just gave up, what with 'flying' the white flag and all. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5456)....

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Aw, cmon.  What could she has possibly done to warrant this? 

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Wouldn't surprise me a bit. 

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One of the few times I take my own advice. 

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