Wednesday, December 31, 2014

In days of Auld Lang Syne....

Well Happy New Year Bitches!



  This is NOT the way I'll be celebrating it (although it DOES look like fun)

Dont forget your confetti

And your sparklers

 Enjoy some champagne...



Or those who serve it!

Or you could wear it...

 Or shower in it....

Or just move the bottle and have fun without the champagne entirely!

What do I care? It's YOUR champagne.  But don't forget to make your New Years Resolutions! 

And hopefully all of you will get a kiss at midnight from someone hot and sexy!

But regardless, just have a safe and happy New Year, and I'll see all of you at the Palace in 2015!

POLT

And this right here is the 9000th post made to the Palace!  It's been in existance 9 and a half years....so that like almost 1000 posts a year.  

Wow.....

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 357)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wife Beaters And Shorts!






POLT

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 166)...

Check This Out!

Diabetes?  WHAT diabetes?  I'd risk a diabetic coma to sample their.....candies!  Until each and every single piece was gone.


daaaaaaaaaaaay-ummmmmm.....woof......


POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....

Last night, I ordered two more books from B&N.   Seriously, I buy books like some women buy shoes!  But anyway, he's the updated (and hopefully, unless something unexpected happens tonight or tomorrow, this will be the final list for 2014) list:

Jan 16: 5 books for $18.00; average $3.60 per book.
Jan 20: 4 books for $15.37; average $3.84 per book
     Total: 9 books for $33.37: average $3.71 per book.
Feb 2: 3 books for $29.92, average $9.97 per book.
     Total: 12 books for $63.29, average $5.27 per book.
Mar 9: 1 book for $9.65
     Total: 13 books for $72.94, average $5.61 per book.
Mar 30: 4 books for $51.56, average $12.89 per book
     Total: 17 books for $124.50, average $7.32 per book.
Apr 12: 7 books for $43.23, average $6.18 per book
     Total: 24 books for $167.73, average of $6.99 per book.
June 2: 1 book for $8.48
     Total: 25 books for $176.21, average of $7.05 per book.
July 6: 8 books for $86.68, average $10.84 per books
     Total: 33 books for $263.09, average of $7.97 per book.
July 6: 1 books for $20.44
     Total: 34 books for $283.53, average of $8.34 per book.
July 6: 3 books for $14.88, average of $4.98 per book
     Total: 37 books for $298.41, average of $8.07 per book
July 17: 2 books for $44.68, average of $22.34 per book
     Total: 39 books for $343.09, average of $8.80 per book
Aug 2: 3 books for $22.46, average of $7.49 per book
     Total: 42 books for $365.55, average of $8.70 per book
Aug 18: 4 books for $79.50, average of &19.88
     Total: 46 books for $445.05, average of $9.68 per book
Aug 31: 2 books for $27.26, average of $13.63 per book
    Total: 48 books for 472.31, average of $9.84 per book
Sep 24: 4 books for $42.36, average of $10.59 per book
    Total: 52 books for $514,67, average of $9.90 per book
Oct 27: 7 books for $26.43, average of $3.78 per book
    Total: 59 books for $541.10, average of $9.17 per book
Nov 15: 2 books for $18.03, average of $9.02
    Total: 61 books for $559.13, average of $9.17 per book
Nov 16: 1 book for $16.27
    Total: 62 books for $575.40, average of $9.28 per book.
Nov 23: 4 books for $25.36, average of $6.34 per book
    Total: 66 books for $600.79, average of $9.10 per book
Dec 1: 6 books for $120.00, average of $20.00 per book
    Total: 72 books for $720.79, average of $10.01 per book
Dec 7: 1 book for $8.04
    Total: 73 books for $728.83, average of $9.98 per book
Dec 20: 2 books for $34.50, average of $17.25 per books
    Total: 75 books for $746.08, average of $9.95 per book
Dec 22: 3 books for $43.22, average of $14.41 per book
    Total: 78 books for $789.30, average of $10.12 per book
Dec 29: 2 books for $23.94, average of $11.97 per book
    Total: 80 books for $813.24, average of $10.17 per book

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 245)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Tooshies And Glasses And Mirrors!




POLT

Monday, December 29, 2014

I'm TOO much....

So here it is, the Official 2014 Polt's Palace Christmas Video! (This is gonna be first for a few days, there should be new stuff below it though!  Scroll down and check it out!)



I would have had it up sooner, except that my producer and camera man, Ghostie, decided he wanted to be a lawyer and headed off to law school, and he didn't complete his finals until Dec 17th or so.  So, really, today was the only time I had to get it done.  To make up for all this, Ghostie suggested doing just a short one with mainly me.  And I came up with the rest of this.  It's not my best work, but...eh, it'll do for now.  And on such short notice.

Enjoy!  And Merry Christmas!

POLT
SO....

After work on Saturday, my second holiday vacation commenced. (the first ran from Friday 19th through Thursday 25th.  This one runs Saturday the 27th through Thursday January 1st)  The first thing I did was go to my aunt's house for this year's family Christmas.   We had it the Saturday after Christmas because on the Saturdays before, some of us couldn't get their kids one week and then others of use couldn't get their kids the other week, so we settled on the 27th.

It was lots of fun.  My grandmother (she's 90) was there, but only for a little bit.  In the middle of opening the gifts, she started feeling really bad and mom had to take her back to the home.  But other than that, fun times all around.  Aunts, uncles, first cousins, their spouses and their kids, lots of food, exchanging gifts, and of course, Mama Polt.

The kids were the best part, they were 14, 10, 9, 8, 18 months and 3 months.  I was seated at the kiddie table with three of them.  Well I chose to sit there, but that's cause kids are more fun.  And when we were growing up, all us kids sat at the kiddie table, and as I was the oldest kid, I sat there well into my 20s!  So I'm used to it.

Yesterday, I spent the entire day watching football.  I LOVED watch Dallas humiliate Washington 44-17.  And now I'm anxiously awaiting Dallas first playoff game in 5 years.

This morning, I slept in until about 9:30.  Then I putzed around here until it was time for my appointment with the dermatologist.  I was afraid, since there hadn't been any real change, I was in for a biopsy, like she mentioned the last time I was there.  I was convinced this was going to happen.  How a biopsy on your forehead 'rash' works, I had no idea.  But I KNEW it was going to happen.  And I was all worried about it.

Especially worried when they put in a room with this chair thing instead of a table.  And on a stand next to the chair was a needle, a specimen container and I guess an alcohol rub or something.  Stress level increased then.  When she came in, we talked, she looked over my forehead, and then told me to put aside the first cream she gave me and just use the second on twice a day instead and she'd see me in a month.  No biopsy!  When I told her how relieved I was, and how much of a wuss baby I am about that stuff, both she and the assistant laughed.  I laughed too...but I wouldn't have been had their been a biopsy!

The remainder of the day was spend, basically, on the couch.  I read some, putzed on the computer, watched TV and napped.  Really a wasted day, but I've got three more vacation days to be busy and stuff, it's good to relax.

And there's pics:

Mom and me selfie!

Lil Chris (18 mths) watches Morgan (3 mths) open his gifts.

Lil Chris and his cousin Tereek.

Obliteration!

The 'torture' chair in the dermatologists office!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 486)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week: Hot Shirtless Guys And Glasses!











POLT

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 165)...

Check This Out!

 I don't know what city/town this is, I'm assuming it's somewhere in Europe.  But I love the way it fits in the contours of the river.


And how that bridge bisects it, and was obviously added later.

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 310)....

Superman Sundays

This week, a Superman Visor!


POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 438)...

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Locked out :: No key
  2. Hourly :: Pay
  3. Criminal :: Congressional Republicans
  4. Seventeen :: Eighteen
  5. Assistance :: Help
  6. Closes :: Bankruptcy
  7. Cubicle :: Farm
  8. I´m just saying :: Catchphrase
  9. Paperless :: Virtual
  10. In charge :: Boss

POLT

Saturday, December 27, 2014

My baby's got a secret (Part 294)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from http://www.postsecret.com

Since this week was Christmas, we have Christmas Card Secrets!





POLT

Friday, December 26, 2014

Check This Out, Real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 164)...

Check This Out!

Still looking for that late Christmas Gift for Polt, and don't have a lot of money?  Well someone could come to my house and organize my books like THIS:


Actually, no I think this would drive me nuts, and my books are organized in the fashion I like them organized in.  Despite how awesome this looks, I wouldn't be able to find any books when I wanted them.

Although, is it a bit freaky that I can pick out at least one book that I own shown here, just by the spine?

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 351)...

Frenching Fridays

Since this week was Christmas, we have Red Cap and Green Stuff Kisses!

Green Shirt kiss!

Red Cap Kiss!

Green Fencing Kiss!

Another Red Cap Kiss!

Green phone case and green pants cheek kiss!

Red cap being removed movie kiss!

POLT