Those words whispered in your ear (Part 29)...

Word Of The Day

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deja moo

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

POLT Listening to "Countdown With Chris Matthews"

Wouldn't it be embarrassing to be a coach and get your ass kicked by a gay decorator? - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

These words, whispered in your ear (Part 28)...

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leanover

- A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.

I didn't really drink that much last night, but I think I've got a leanover. Wtf!

POLT Listening to "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash

And on the world stage, we cannot lead if our leaders mislead. - Jimmy Carter, July 26, 2004

Those words whispered in your ear (Part 27)...

Word Of The Day

Nuke The Fridge

A colloquialism used to delineate the precise moment at which a cinematic franchise has crossed over from remote plausibility to self parodying absurdity, usually indicating a low point in the series from which it is unlikely to recover. A reference to one of the opening scenes of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which the titular hero manages to avoid death by nuclear explosion by hiding inside a kitchen refrigerator. The film is widely recognised by fans as a major departure from the rest of the series both in terms of content and quality.

Guy 1: "Wow. Did you see the new Indy movie? What the hell was that? It was like I was having some kind of flu induced absurdist nightmare."
Guy 2: "Yep... did or did not that series permanently Nuke the Fridge?"
Guy 1: "Oh, totally Nuked the Fridge! But I guess Spielberg is happy as long as he has the money of the people who trusted him."
Guy 2: "Guess so..."

(Did see this movie...kinda glad now that I didn't.)

POLT Listening to "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance

I do EVERYTHING on the basis of sex. - Herb Tarlick, WKRP In Cincinnati

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 26)...

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earlybirditude

the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments

"it's his earlybirditude i can't stand - he doesn't seem to realize that if i'm awake at 6am it's because i'm still up from the day before, not because i had a sudden urge to go running"

"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"

POLT Listening to "True Faith" by New Order

No man profiteth but by the loss of others. - Michel de Montaigne

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 25)...

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farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

-You contaminated my air with your farticles!
-GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

POLT Listening to "Bass Trap" by U2

"The first one who moves gets a crossbow bolt in the brainpan!" "So much for stealth." - Oracle, Birds Of Prey #110

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 24)...

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Williams

1) Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.

Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

So, even if we do, on this particular day, seem to have our head temporarily stuck in a fence, we are not gonna take any crap off some two-bit, low-level, bureaucratic usherette! - Suzanne, Designing Women

Those words, whispered in you ear (Part 23)...

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pornacopia

1) An over abundace of porn. "Jerry has a virtual pornacopia in his room."
2) An object or place that contains untold ammounts of porn. "Erik's computer is a pornacopia."

FINALLY, a word I can use in my everyday vocabulary, cause you know MY name could have been subsituted for the name in both examples

POLT Listening to "Around The World" by ATC

Brokeback Mountain opened this weekend. It's making history as the first Western where the good guys get it in the end. - Tina Fey, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 22)...

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craxy

The X is for extra crazy.

This dog is craxy.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

You have food in the refrigerator older than her! - Green Lantern, The Brave & The Bold #2

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 21)...

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reverse telecommuting

Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time.


I can't imagine anyone would actually DO this, huh?

POLT Listening to the Giants-Packers game

I made more bad decisions at three a.m. than I can list. - Tim Gunn, Project Runway

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 20)...

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voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

Example 1:Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.

POLT

Listening to "Another Brick In The Wall, Part Three" by Pink Floyd

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 19)...

Word Of The Day

chuck a sickie

Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.
-Mate, I couldn't be arsed going to work today. I might chuck a sickie.

I don't know if this is actually used in Australia, but its certainly something that I need to add to MY vocabulary.

POLT Oil: 92.32 (-1.61), Gas: 2.99 (-)

Listening to "Vogue" by Madonna

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 18)...

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pornfolio

1) The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
2) (n.) A collection of porn
3) A folder with a bunch of pornographic pictures inside.

Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
Who deleted my pornfolio from my computer?
Because he wanted to get a boner, Freddy took out his pornfolio.

(some of us have a pornfolio...others have a porn-brary....just sayin...)

POLT

Listening to the Patriots-Ravens game, still

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 17)...

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bunched

To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.

1)Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.
2)Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.

POLT

Listening to Football Night In American on NBC

These words whispered in your ear (Part 16)...

WORD OF THE DAY

Tramp Stamp

1) A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

POLT

Listening to Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 9)...

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Today's word: Bisexy

Appealing to both sexes.

- Your boyfriend isn't gay, but he thinks Brad Pitt is hot. Why? Because Brad Pitt is bisexy.
- Chad:"Paul is hawt." Lyn:"Chad are you gay?" Chad:"Naw Paul is just Bisexy."

POLT

"What's the cure for being gay?" "Bowling. These gay guys have to start doing something manly." - Arthur, Maude

These words, whispered in your ear (Part 7)...

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Foreploy

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

- "The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it"."

POLT

Well being a dick ain't so bad. See there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everybody can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chip. And all the assholes want it to shit all over everything. So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because...pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fucks assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! - Team America [one of THE best quotes from any movie EVER, in my humble opinion]

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 6)...

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Chew Toy

The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

"Do you like my chew toy for the night? I met him on the dance floor..."

Heheh, I've never heard this before, but I like it. Especially like the sentence it was used in. Might have to try to remember this and incorporate it in my vocabulary.

POLT

What should alarm people, but probably won't, is not the series of blunders in Iraq. Anyone and any administration can make mistakes. No one is infalliable or omniscient. What should alarm people is the president's out right refusal to acknowledge that any mistakes have been made. - Charley Reese, Dec 30, 2004

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 5)...

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dick flick - The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

POLT

A thing of beauty is a joy till sunrise. - Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy