Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Cut their hair, wear shirts and boots (Part 188)...

Wifebeater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Wifebeaters And Caps.


POLT

The truth, the truth of the matter....

I got his somewhere online yesterday.  I forgot to note where I got it from, so someone out there in Teh Interwebs gets credit for this, not me.
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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth!
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I dont necessarily agree with all of these, but the vast majority of them are true. And what upsets Right wingnuts more than truth and cold hard fact?


POLT


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I can NOT believe I almost forgot this.  Today is the two year anniversary of my signing the paperwork to officially buy the house!  This place and I have been together now for two years! 

Shit that's more time than I've spent with most of the guys I've dated.  And I wasn't even inside them every day like I am the house!

POLT

The back of your hands, somewhere on my behind (Part 75)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Tooshie And Caps.


POLT

Monday, August 29, 2011

Because you're mine, I walk the line...

Watch this and tell me you're not smiling by the end of it.


Alex Kornfeind - Traveling around the world in 1 Minute from Alex Kornfeind on Vimeo.

If you do, I'll call you a liar.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 318)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys In Caps!


POLT

Sunday, August 28, 2011

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 2)...

Superhero Anydays!

Oh look, it's a trio of brand new superheroes!


Rude Gesture Man, Batboy, and Gym Bunny!

I hope to one day be rescued by the last two, and then have to find a...means to repay their gallantry!

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 274)...

Unconscious Mutterings

these come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Bells :: Silver
2.Germs :: Dirty
3.Athlete :: Yummy
4.Voice :: Sing
5.Diamonds :: A girl's best friend
6.Hoarse :: Raspy
7.Tempest :: Teapot
8.Hurricane :: Irene
9.Bumps :: Bruises
10.Jazz :: Trumpet

POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 141)...

Superman Sundays

Continuing the theme of this type of Superman undies:

Several months ago, the Palace's Canadian Correspondent, Tam, sent me this photo for Superman Sundays.


I dont believe she took it herself, poor girl, but thanks for the contribution anyways!

POLT

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Working at the carwash....

Okay, now see THIS would get me to pull in to the carwash!


Especially if they got him all wet and soapy and he rubbed himself all over the car, espeically the windows, while I sat inside.  Maybe had a dry guy go along behind him and rub all over trying to dry the water and suds?

....excuse me, I think I need a moment alone.

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 124)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

This week's theme: Communication Devices!


POLT

Friday, August 26, 2011

My last couple days....

Was up until almost midnight Wednesday night, trying to finish the 5th Harry Potter.  Knew I couldn't get it done without staying up too late.  Thursday, only worked a half day.  Came home, finished the 5th book, started 6th, fell asleep and took a nap.

Wednesday found out one guy I know online has appeared in a few pornos from a well known studio.  Saw him in an online clip, wasn't sure it was him, but was pretty sure because of the tattoos.  He confirmed it later that night.  Never knew. 

Thursday afternoon Corey came over.  He helped  me with organizing and boxing up some of my comic books.  Didn't get anywhere near done, but did make a big dent in them. Not giving up on comics, just trying to tidy things up.  Afterwards, we watched Scott Pilgrim and had pizza and beer.

Today at work, I was eating a cracker and part of my crown broke off.  Not a big part, and there's no pain, but still, crown's are freakin' expensive, I don't wanna have to get a new one. And it was just a freakin Saltine cracker!  My GOD!

Gotta put the dog away tonight as mom's in a convention in DC.  It's the Women Of Faith thing.  She's staying overnight. Went down with a bunch of ladies from church.  Hope they get home before the worst of Irene hits that area.

Backs not been hurting me, other than when I first wake up, that's good.  For the last several days, the weather's been beautiful, cool and unhumid (totally a word).  But last night, it get sticky again, so instead of sleeping with the windows open, I had to sleep with the a/c again for the first time in a while.  Ah, I can't wait for autumn weather to get here and stay.

Work's been...work.  Has its ups and downs lately.  Very bipolarish (also, totally a word).  Wednesday went better than I thought, Thursday sucked hard from the beginning (thank God I was only there half a day), today kinda blah.  Tomorrow, who knows.

Stay safe in the hurricane if you're in its path. 

POLT

I am just like everyone In my denim...

Ya know, every time I see this commerical for Target,  I have to chuckle.  I just can't help but thinking this is exactly what A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking used to do when he was a band teacher.



Oh yeah, that guy is TOTALLY channeling him.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 282)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme; Kissing In Undies.


POLT

IN the houses of the holy, where we all dwell...

Just in case anyone cares (which I'm sure most don't), I took a Sorting Hat quiz and discovered that I would be in the following house:


Try it yourself, if you want.  The questions are kinda silly, but then so is the quiz as a whole.  Whatever.  At least I didn't end up in Slytherin!

POLT
Just for anyone who wasn't clear about it, The Simpsons gives you this handy-dandy helpful guide.



POLT

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

I feel the earth move, under my feet....

So may have heard, yesterday there was an easthquake in my area.  Whoop-de-do. 

I was at work, standing in an office, facing a corner looking as some paperwork that was in the folders there.  I heard a rumbling noise, like someone had a radio on real loud and the bass turned up to 11.  I thought they were doing some demolition work somewhere nearby, that's what it sounds like.

I put the paperwork back in the folder and turned around.  Two co-workers who were sitting at desks were looking at each other, eyes as wide as dinner plates.  There were a few heartbeats of silence, and then one says, "What the FUCK was that?"  And the other says, "You felt that too?" 

I'm just standing there looking at them and the first says, "Did you feel that?"  And I'm like, "What?"  I felt nothing.  Heard the rumbling, yeah, but felt anything, nope.  They both said their desks were moving, things were moving on the desks and even the floor moved a little. Before long, other places in the building started calling them and a coworker from my department came up and asked if they felt it too. 

It seems everyone in the building, no everyone in the area, felt the strongest earthquake on the East Coast since 1944...except me.

I feel cheated.

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 187)...

WifeBeater Wednesdays

Today's theme: Bottomless Wifebeaters.


POLT

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The back of your hand somewhere oin my behind (Part 74)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Tooshies On Balconies.


POLT

Monday, August 22, 2011

The day, oh the day I had.....

Today was just absolutely, unbelievably a beautiful day. It was like the end of September not the middle of August. I don't think it got above 80, and the horrendous humidity that had been plaguing us the last few days was gone.  There was a lovely cool breeze blowing.  I opened windows and doors on opposite ends of the house and had a great cooling wind tunnel effect going.

What did I do with this great day?  Well, Corey was supposed to come up and were supposed to continue to organize and box up my comic books (have I mentioned before this is something I'm trying to get done before the end of the month?).  BUt I woke up with a headache.  So I called and we're gonna try it some evening this week, I think maybe Thursday.  And I spent the morning, after popping some Advil, laying on the couch reading Harry Potter and running the weekly anti-virals on my laptop.  About lunchtime, the headache had abated. 

I did a load of towels, and put them away.  I updated my book where I keep track of my finances...kinda sorta.  I mean, I really don't keep track very well of my finances, but I do keep track of all my debt purchases and checks and paychecks, and that's what I updated.  I also did some more vacuuming.  Not enough, cause I lost interest, but more.

And oh, did I mention I read some more Harry Potter.  Yeah, I started reading the 870 page Order Of The Phoenix Friday night, and after much reading over the weekend, I'm now over halfway through it.  Yay me.  And I've not yet gotten tired of the series like I feared. 

Even though I slept in a bit (and honestly fell asleep and took a short nap when I was reading on my bed for about a half hour this afternoon), I'll probably be going to bed here before too much longer.  Want to read more, and get to sleep at a decent hour so I can get up in time to get to work tomorrow.  Not ready for that again....but then when ever am I? 

And because it's so cool and NOT humid, I'll be able to sleep with the windows open and not the a/c on.  I love cool nights like that with fresh air!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I dont mind (Part 317)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guys With Harnesses


POLT

Sunday, August 21, 2011

About to hurt them like a tag team (Part 3)...

Sport Or Sex?

I've seen two guys in this position in wrestling matches AND I've seen two guys in this position in gay pornos AND I've seen two guys in this position in a wrestling match that then progressed into a gay porno! (Yeah I've seen alot of stuff)  So which could it be?


POLT