My badass birthday, my happy world (Part 301).....

 Badass Birthday 

On this date in 1973, in Albuquerque New Mexico, Neil Patrick Harris was born. 

Neil Patrick Harris (or NPH as he's known) is an actor, singer, writer, producer, TV host, comedian and magician.   He also came out in 2006 and has been an out and proud celebrity for the last 20 years. 

On film, he's been in Starship Troopers, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, The Muppets (2011), several Smurfs movies, as well as the voice of several animated characters in superhero movies. 

On TV, he's been in Doogie Howser MD, Where In The World Is Carmen San Deigo?, Quantum Leap, Murder She Wrote, Homicide Life On The STreet, Will & Grace, How I Met Your Mother, Sesame Street, as well as the voice of several animated characters in TV shows and many many others. 

He's hosted the TVLand Awards, The Tony Awards, The Emmys, 

On stage, he's appeared in Rent, Sweeney Todd, Cabaret, Amadeus, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, among many others. 

He has earned an Olivier Award, 5 Emmys, 1 Tony, 4 Golden Globe Nominations, and 1 Grammy nomination. 

How much more do you need to see how badass he is? 

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You're wantin' my body I don't mind (Part 1054).........

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, we have Hot Shirtless Guys In These Trunks/Boxers Type Undies!

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Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 15)...

 Legion Lore

Sun Boy

Dirk Morgna was the third Legionnaire to be born on the planet Earth.   He worked at his father's nuclear plant in the 30th Century.   He was delivering supplies to one of the plant's scientists, Dr. Zaxton Regulus, and the project he was working on exploded.  The blast killed most of the other workers there but not Dirk or Regulus, who was fired for the accident.  He blamed Dirk and and tried to get revenge by throwing Dirk into a nuclear reactor.  However, due to his 'unique genetic structure' he not only survived but gained the power to generate internal light at heat of any intensity. 

Dirk took the name Sun Boy and joined the Legion   He was a long time member of the team, from his joining up until the team disbanded after the Magic Wars. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5560).....

 Check This Out!

This is the best birthday present we can give the orange shitgibbon.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4089).........

 MAPS!

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4583)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have the cover of The West Coast Avengers Giant-Sized Annual #2 from 1987.

It's shows, laying on the ground nonconscious,  honestly a rather uninspiring lineup, of the then current East Coast Avengers lineup: Black Knight, She-Hulk, Thor, Captain America, The Wasp, Captain Marvel and Dr. Druid.

Standing above them is the much better lineup of the West Coast Avengers: Wonder Man, Firebird, Mockingbird, Hawkeye, Tigra, Dr. Pym, Iron Man, Moon Knight and the Silver Surfer flying above them.

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And today we also have an attractive Black gender-bent Huntress cosplayer. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5559)...

 Check This Out!

Happy Birthday indeed, you fucking orange bag of scum and detritus.   I hope this sits in your craw and ruins the entire fucking day for you!

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1706)....

 Where To Put It? 

So where does this sexy fella belong?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Pride Prisms?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 

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I Need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 780)....

 Pride Prisms

And today we have a mischievous twink sitting in a rainbow hammock.

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1750)...

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Seems pretty accurate to me.  

IYKYK

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5558)....

 Check This Out!

I've been quite worried about this too.  If there ever ARE elections in November, what kinda of scandalous actions are they gonna do to ensure the Republicans retain power? 

I don't think people are alarmed enough!

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Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 12)....

 Hairthing Happenings

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 320).....

 Dudes In Dresses

He's VERY glamourous....though those heels look particularly deadly. 

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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 791).....

 What's Cool? 

"I would advise yas to keep dialin', Oxmyx." 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5557)....

 Check This Out!

More worried about which bathroom trans people are using instead of their president abusing children. 

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Let's get unconscious honey (Part 906)....

 UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words.  I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Wrist :: Ankle

2. Forest :: Trees

3. Bathroom :: Toilet

4. Highlight :: Textbook

5. Resource :: Gifts

6. Disability :: Handicapped

7. Directory :: Map

8. Exploration :: Jungle

9. Abundant :: Plentiful 

10. Snow :: Day!

All kinda props to LunaNina, she ran this from her blog for years. 

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I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 875)....

 Superman Sundays

This week, we have Superman Stuff and Glasses!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5556).....

 Check This Out!

So if, 9/11 was God's punishment on America for the gays and if Katrina was New Orleans' punishment for the gays...maybe, just maybe, a rainbow, a double rainbow at that, is God's statement on his feelings about tRump when his name is being removed from the monument it should never have been on in the first place.   And doing so during Pride Month no less.

But, no, of course not.  The Right Wingers would NEVER see it that way.  They're incapable of doing so. 

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4582)......

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have a Robin robin.

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And today we also have an attractive gender bent Captain Marvel cosplayer. 

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4088)....

 MAPS!

Interesting symmetrical, one bedroom, oddly designed small home. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5555).....

 Check This Out!

Damn good question, Gene!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1705)....

 Where To Put It? 

OOF!  Wow!  So, um...where should this veritable mountain of hunkitude go?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!?  (and even though you can't see it, you just KNOW he's got a perfect Tooshie Tuesday!)

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 779)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a rainbow of different foods!

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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 579)....

 SUDS

What an adorable pair, in sudsy tub. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5554)...

 Check This Out!

Oh but the orange shitgibbon said before the election he didn't know anything about Project 2025.  (and that's probably true cause he knows very little about anything).  But clearly the people around him do.  And they've implemented about half of what was written in black and white on those pages. 

But hey, you didn't care in 2024, did you?  *SIGH*

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Not just when you bump and grind it (Part 457).....

 Hookup Humor

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 126)....

 Vintage Visions

Even in 1945, hunks were hunks. 

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1749)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Well to be fair, they were the followers were fools to begin with, but he just made them make themselves more visible.  It's like they have to make sure the world knows they're fools. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5553)....

 Check This Out!

I can attest to the fact that yes this does indeed happen.

Waaaaayyyyyy too often to me, actually.....

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My badass birthday, my happy world (Part 300)....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in Ohio, 100 years ago, Paul Lynde as born. 

He was a comeidan, actor and game show panelist with a very campy snarky style and delivery.   He wanted to be a serious actor, but he was always given the comedic parts.  And he was good at them.   I know him best as Uncle Arthur in Bewitched and as the Center Square in Hollywood Squares.   And he was the voice of Templeton the pig in Charlotte's Web!  

He was a barely closeted gay man in Hollywood at a time when one just could not be that.  But he made fun of it in some of his jokes on gameshows, even if he hated dealing with it in public.

So yeah, his appearances are badass and a gay man doing his best to survive in a homophobic world make him a badass too. 

But really, the MAIN reasons he's TRUE Badass is for one thing: 

The Paul Lynde Halloween TV Special from 1976 or so.

Pinky Tuscadero.  Florence Henderson.  Billy Barty.  Witchie-Poo.  Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West.  Kiss!   Disco music, singing and dancing!  

How much more Badass than THAT can you get????

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My baby's got a secret (Part 997).....

 Secret Saturdays

This week, we have Racist Secrets!

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