Polt's Palace

Monday, May 25, 2026

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 286)....

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1939 in Tennessee, Dixie Carter was born.

She had a 35 year acting career, and received an Emmy nomination. She also had a vibrant theater career. But she's best known for playing Julia Sugarbaker in the sitcom Designing Women.

I know he lines were written for her, but her delivery of said lines was just...well badass. Have a look.

They're all amazing, but the bests ones are at 2:10, 4:10,

And then there's this one, it's my favorite. It's a long clip here, but the best part, the best line, perhaps my favorite from the entire show is at 3:35.

BWHAHAHAHA...I crack up every time she says those four adjectives!

Dixie Carter playing Julia Sugarbaker...totally Southern Belle Badass.

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Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 12)......

Legion Lore

Ultra Boy

Jo Nah was born on the planet of Rimbor and got involved in the gangs who were all over the planet. He stole a space shuttle and ran from the Science Police. When in space fleeing from the authorities, he encountered a giant space whale, who swallowed the entire ship.

(yes...Jo Nah was swallows by a space whale.....well it WAS 1962....)

The ship got out of the whale, i dont recall if it blasted it way out or flew back out the mouth, but while inside, the energies therein gave Jo most of the powers of Superboy (flight, super strength, super speed, invulnerability, as well as Penetra-vision, which Superboy did not have, and which allowed him to, unlike Superboy, see through lead), except that he could only use one power at a time!

I can't tell you why but Ultra Boy was always my favorite Legionnaire. He was elected Legion leader and Deputy Leader more than once. He was thought to have been killed at one point, only to return alive. And unlike most of the team his costume remained basically the same from his joining until the beginning of the Magic Wars when Keith Giffen fucked around with ALL the uniforms and made his look stupid (along with most of the others).

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You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Prat 1051)....

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, we have Hot Shirtless Guys In Tiny Undies!

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Sunday, May 24, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5476)....

Check This Out!

Truth.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4562).....

Superhero Anydays

Today, by the Canadian John Byrne, we have a batch of the X-Men in the Danger Room!

In the monitor room, we have Professor X and Kitty Pryde

Clockwise from upper left: Nightcrawler, Angel, Storm, Iceman, Wolverine, Colossus, and Cyclops

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And today we have a pretty damn good cosplay of the supervillain Taskmaster.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4968)....

MAPS!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5475)...

Check This Out!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1686)....

Where To Put It?

Sadly I forget the name of this cute, muscley internet celeb, but I know he's still cute and muscley. And where should he go? Fetching Faces? Hairthing Happenings? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Part 470)...

Abandoned Places

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Just with I knew what color my hair was (Part 9).....

Hairthing Happenings

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5474)...

Check This Out!

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Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 673)....

Heavenly Hounds

Unconditional love.

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1014)......

Luscious Licks

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I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 197)....

Comic Book Craziness

Oh, Archie Andrews, you lil scamp you.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5473)....

Check This Out!

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 285)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1819 in London, Queen Victoria was born.

Reign of more than 63 years, second longest in the history of the British Isles. Tenth longest reign of any monarch, anywhere, ever.

Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

Empress of India

Princess of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Duchess of Saxony

Duchess of Lancaster

Duchess of Normandy

Countess of Dublin

Had 9 children and 42 grandchildren, who married into almost every major royal family in Europe

Reigned alongside 20 different Prime Ministers

Reigned over the British Empire when it achieved its greatest extent, roughly 20% of the world's land mass and a quarter of it's population at the end of her reign

Had an entire ERA named after her

Popularized traditions like white wedding dresses, decorating the Christmas tree and wearing black when in mourning

Embraced the Industrial Revolution

Adopted early technological advances like the telephone, intercontinental telegraph and chloroform in childbirth

Total royal badass!

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UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words. I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Stop :: Sign

2. Civilian :: Military

3. Rough :: Trade

4. Line :: Of Attack

5. Match :: Box

6. Rock :: Paper, Scissors

7. Divide :: Math

8. Decisive :: Firm

9. Define :: Dictionary

10. Snow :: yes, please

Total props to LunaNina, she ran this in her blog for years.

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I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 872)....

Superman Sundays

This week, we have Superman Stuff And Selfies!

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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5472)...

Check This Out!

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4967)....

MAPS!

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4561)....

Superhero Anydays

This is by someone apparently named scmarkel, and this the Uncanny X-Men, with the last, best lineup, before things went to hell.

Clockwise from top: Colossus, Storm, Rachel Summer, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Shadowcat (holding Lockheed), Rogue, and Cyclops in the middle.

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And today we have a sexy fella in a Magneto cosplay (although the outfit's a bit weird).

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5471).....

Check This Out!

Absolutely. And they'll only get worse, the clearer it becomes that they're going to lose power.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1685).....

Where To Put It?

Today we have internet celeb/gay pornstar Adrian Hart on the right, and a 'friend' of his on the left. Where should the duo go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?