Polt's Palace

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 256)....

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1452 in Anchiano Italy, Leonardo di Vinci was born.

A true Renaissance Man, Leonardo was a painter, a sculptor, and inventor, an engineer, a scientist, and an architect.

Two of his most famous works are the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper. Either one of these would entitle him to be called a Badass. Both make it doubly so.

He passed away in the year 1519 at the age of 67

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 928)....

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wife Beaters And Glasses!

POLT

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4028).....

MAPS!

Today's map shows the 10 poorest states in the USA.

New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, and South Carolina.

All but New Mexico are Republican States. And only New Mexico is not part of the South. Funny how that works, eh?

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4522).....

Superhero Anydays

I believe the artist is Bob Hall, but this is the cover of an Avengers graphic novel: Emperor Doom

Above and in back: Doctor Doom

Starfox, Mockingbird, Tigra, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Captain America, Wonder Man, Namor, Wasp, Vision, Scarlet Witch.

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And today we have an Aqualad cosplayer, in someone's basement apparently.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5328)....

Check This Out!

Sean Hannity actually had the gall to ask if Pope Leo had ever read the Bible. I mean, yeah, I'm sure CHRIST'S REPRESENTATIVE ON EARTH has never read the Bible at all.

Fucking morons.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1647)....

Where To Put It?

So this happy, smiling, thong encased, fro wearing fella, belongs where? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 2)....

Hairthing Happenings

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You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Part 467).....

Abandoned Places

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Book me a room, in the Casa de Loco (Part 87)......

Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Spend The Day In Bed

You better hurry up and do it, he looks like he's pissed that you got out of bed at all!

POLT

Say your notes, but do you feel them (Part 43)...

Quintessential Quotes

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5327).....

Check This Out!

It's a good thing he clarified that for them, not only are they dog shit, but they're stupid too.

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Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon

Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon

Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon

Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 14: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 255)....

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1932 in Kentucky, Loretta Lynn was born.

Just some badass facts:

-A six decade singing career

-18 Grammy Nominations, 3 wins

-24 number one singles

-11 number one albums

How about some songs:

Dear Uncle Sam

You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)

Don't Come Home A'Drinkin (With Lovin On Your Mind)

Fist City

Coal Miner's Daughter

The Pill

You're Looking At Country

One's On The Way

Rated X

She's Got You

And of course, don't forget the Oscar winning movie "Coal Miner's Daughter" with Sissy Spacek playing Loretta (and winning an Oscar for it). It shows just how much of a total Badass Loretta Lynn was!

She died in 2022 at the age of 90.

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 848).....

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshies And Glasses.

POLT

Monday, April 13, 2026

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon

Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon

Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon

Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5326).....

Check This Out!

Yep. Republican voters, over the last 20-25 years or so have voted consistently against their own best interests because it was more important to them that their votes harmed someone they didn't like.

Selfish. Idiots.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4027)......

MAPS!

Today we have the D&D Map of King Davek's Mausoleum, done in the isometric style.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4521)......

Superhero Anydays

This panel from a Legion Of Super-Heroes issue, drawn by Keith Giffen, and shows a bunch of members of the Legion Of Super-Villains, drawn in the positions from The Last Supper.

Had to put it sideways to get the full effect. Anyway, the villains are: Cosmic King, Spider Girl, Terrus, Ol-Vir, Radiation Roy, Esper Lass, Lighting Lord, Neutrax, Chameleon Chief, Sun Emperor, Silver Slasher, Mist Master, Ron-Karr

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And today we also have a happy, smiling, Flash cosplayer.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5325)...

Check This Out!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1646)......

Where To Put It?

So, the playful gay Czech Twins in their swimwear, where should they go? Gemini Guys? Fetchng Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Pride Prisms? Check This Out!?

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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 697)....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like to put on form fitting pink undies that also succeed in showing off the rest of their form,,,which we should thank them for.

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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 569)......

SUDS

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5324).....

Check This Out!

Slovenian whore/trophy wife Melania had a surprise press conference recently, here's a summary.

BWAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

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Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 1).....

Hairthing Happenings

This is a new feature. Since I've got so many pics of guys with hairthing, I figured why not just make a category for it and it alone?

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1712)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Recently, the orange shitgibbon spoke in front of the press. For the next 40 minutes he incoherently rambled his way through a mangled alphabet soup of statements. Below is a timeline with the comments he made.

Yep, he's absolutely someone you want to have the nuclear codes, eh?

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When you open your mouth to speak (Part 312).....

Bros With Braces

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5323)....

Check This Out!

I gotta say, I think this chart is more or less mostly correct. However, despite being gay, I'm on the Straight Men part of this chart. I see basically ten colors: yellow, green, blue, purple, red, orange, brown, black, white, and pink. Sometimes tan. But that's it. Eggplant is a food, Salmon is a fish and petroleum is something I put into my car. None of them are colors. Come on.