Polt's Palace

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5648).....

Check This Out!

Ya know, they say, God has a plan, and we're not able to understand what that plan is. And damn, that's true. I don't understand how an evil, vile waste of skin like the orange shitgibbon and his slimy ilk keep sucking air while one of the most honest, nicest, most kind, caring and compassionate celebrities like Dolly Parton passes on.

The world is a darker, sadder, more dismal place because she is no longer in it.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4164)....

MAPS!

Today we have Ireland over South Korea.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4656).....

Superhero Anydays

Today by Patricio Oliver we have his rendition of Batman And The Outsiders!

Clockwise from upper right; Katana, Looker, Batman, Halo, Geo-Force, Black Lightning, and Metamorpho.

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And today we also have a Gambit cosplayer.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5647)....

Check This Out!

Absolutely correct.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1853).....

Where To Put It?

SO where does this overly pierced fella belong? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Real Men Wear Pink? Possibly Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 592)...

SUDS

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1045).....

Luscious Licks

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5646)....

Check This Out!

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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 302).....

Hookup Humor

There should be a sign put up somewhere.

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You'll think it strange, if when I try to explain (Part 67)...

What's The Story Here?

What's going on here? When it comes to the Japanese, who the hell knows what's going ever?

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I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part 368)....

Second Amendment Sanity

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5645)....

Check This Out!

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 354)...

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1958, in Burbank California, Tim Burton was born.

Tim Burton is an award winner filmmaker. He's won an Emmy and a Golden Globe and garnered BAFTA and Oscar nominations over a wide series of dramas.

Lets take a look at some of his movies:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

Beetlejuice

Batman (1989)

Edward Scissorhands

Batman Returns

Ed Wood

Mars Attacks!

Sleepy Hollow

Planet Of The Apes

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber If Fleer Street

Alice In Wonderland (2010)

Quite a bit of badass movies there, eh?

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 868)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshie Bottoms Peeking Out!

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Monday, August 24, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5644)....

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And there you have it, nicely, cleanly explained.

THAT is what separates the parties and people in general.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4655)...

Superhero Anydays

On Earth-1, in the 60s, a bunch of sidekicks banded together and formed the Teen Titans. Well, what would have happened if, on Earth-2, in the 1940s, a bunch of teen sidekicks did so? Well, THIS may have been the team:

Dan the Dyna-Mite, sidekick to TNT; Tiger, sidekick to Judomaster; Star-Spangled Kid, technically the main hero with the grown up Stripesy as his sidekick; Robin, sidekick of Batman; Wing, sidekick of Crimson Avenger; Speedy, sidekick of Green Arrow; Sandy, sidekick of The Sandman, and Stuff, the Chinatown Kid, sidekick to Vigilante

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Today we also have, by neverknew_lane, some members of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Clockwise from bottom left: Saturn Girl, Shrinking Violet, Mon-El, Lightning Lad, Wildfire, Ultra Boy, Invisible Kid II, Star Boy, Superboy and Timber Wolf in the middle.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4163)...

MAPS!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5643)....

Check This Out!

No doubt in my mind at all.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1852)....

Where To Put It?

So these two twinks at a pool somewhere, where do they belong? Fetching Faces? Luscious Licks? Shirtless Mondays? Check This Out!?

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A people, a tongue a nation (Part 1044).....

Luscious Licks

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1797)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 910)...

Gemini Guys

Today we again have the Gay Czech Twins in their tight white briefs.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5642)....

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I have eaten every single one of these, at least once, except for one. Any guesses as to which one?

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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 301)....

Hookup Humor

Well, even if it doesn't count, it should still be fun.

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Dress you up in my love (Part 342).....

Dudes In Dresses

This dude made this dress himself. I forget his name, but I follow him on social media and he makes all kinds of outfits for himself. And looks absolutely amazing in every one.

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1043).....

Luscious Licks

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5641)....

Check This Out!

This is totally out of all context but it just shows how freakin' hilarious Absolutely Fabulous is.

I love that show.

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 353)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1960, in Maryland, Cal Ripken JR was born.

I am not a fan of baseball, and I've hated the Baltimore Orioles passionately since I was a kid. But even *I* know who Cal Ripken is. And I have respect for him.

He had a 21 year baseball career, all of it in Baltimore, and he's known as "The Iron Man". He has 3184 hits, 431 home runs, and 1694 runs batted in. He was a 19 time All Star, two time American League MVP, and 2 time Gold Glove Award winner. He holds the record for the most consecutive games played, 2632, surpassing the previous record holder Lou Gehrig with 2130 games, and his records stood for 56 years.

That's a bunch of numbers that, even a non-baseball fan knows, are badass stats.

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