Wednesday, April 01, 2026

Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 1)....

 Legion Lore

Sixty seven years ago, in April 1958 Adventures Comics #247 as published.  The story inside was a Superboy story, done by writer Otto Binder and artist Al Plastino.   The gist of the story was that a team of super teens from 1000 years in the future came back in time to meet Superboy and invite him to join the "superhero club". 

The story was supposed to be just a one shot, a one time story.  But the team was so popular with readers they made other appearance, then shared a title with Superboy and eventually got their own title.  

In the early 80s, the Legion and the New Teen Titans were DC Comics highest selling titles, outselling Superman titles, Batman titles, Justice League titles.  And the Legion was a great title, until 1989 or so.  They ended the original title and a few months later started republishing from #1 but it was the team 5 yeas later...and they were a depressing, dark, dystopian era.  After several years of this, they just rebooted the entire series again, starting over from a #1 in an 'all new' timeline where the Legion was just starting.  Some characters were the same, others were different.  After a time of this title, it evolved into another dystopian era, and after a bit, they ended it.  Then they rebooted it again, this time with Supergirl in the team.  Some characters were the same, some we entirely different, some all new.  After a bit of this, they ended the series.   After a few years Brad Meltzer and Geoff Johns brought back the team from right before the 5 years later era as if that 5 years later stuff never happened.  And after a short while, with a change of creative teams, that era went to shit, so they canceled it.  DC then did the Flashpoint idiocy, rebooting their entire into nothing but shit, and I gave up on DC Comics entirely. 

I have all the versions of the Legion up until I gave up on the company, whether the teams were good bad or mediocre.  It was one of my favorite teams so I stuck with it through thick and thin, again until I gave up on the company. 

So since it's their 67th anniversary, I'm starting a new semi-regular feature.  I'm going to feature the members of the Legion (and some members of the Legion of Substitute Heroes as well as some of the better members of the first rebooted Legion) in the order they joined the team. 

First up, we have....

Cosmic Boy


Rokk Krinn is from the planet Braal.  Everyone on Braal has the ability to control and manipulate metal, but Rokk was the best a champion at the sport of Magno-Ball, even at the age of 14.  The planet had been in a long recession and there weren't many job prospects to he decided to come to Earth to see what he could find there.  And on that trip he helped found the Legion Of Super-Heroes!

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 926)....

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, with Easter closing in, we have Wifebeaters And Bunny Ears!






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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4509).....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have a page of one of the Who's Who In The DC Universe books, and it shows the League Of Super-Assassins (an enemy team of the Legion of Super-Heroes) as drawn by Joe Staton. 


Clockwise from bottom left: Mist Master, Lazon, Neutrax, Blok, Titania, and Silver Slasher.   Blok ended up reforming and actually joining the Legion later. 

Incidentally, they first appeared in the late 70s, when the Uncanny X-Men were at their height.  And they're rumored to be a pastiche of the X-Men. 

Mist Master - Kitty Pryde (both can become intangible)
Lazon - Cyclops (later beams)
Neutrax - Professor X (need a chair to get around)
Blok - Colossus (non flesh strong & tough)
Titania - Phoenix (red heads)
Silver Slasher - Wolvering   (Killing claws)
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And today we also have a pair of Marvel Comics boxershorts covering the bubble butt of a well built, overly tatted squatting guy. 


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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4015).....

 MAPS!

Today's map is of the City Of Yasimato from some D&D game. 


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5296)....

 Check This Out!

I have wondered this myself for like 10 years!


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Put your love to the test (Part 1634).....

 Where To Put It? 

Where should this defined sexy hunk go?  Superhero Anydays?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?   Check This Out!? 


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1117).....

 Fetching Faces

I think he's look a lil better with the beard trimmed a bit, but really, I'm not gonna quibble. 


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I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know it's true (Part 191).....

 Comic Book Craziness


The DC Comic character of Uncle Sam was created in the 1940s.  He's supposed to be the living embodiment of the spirit of the USA.  From the art in this panel, it's clearly from the 1940s.  But man, it could so EASILY apply to today too.  Sadly.

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 753)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a pair of rainbow boxers barely containing the bubble butt of a hot black guy!


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1703)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


Interesting tidbit, eh? 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5295)....

 Check This Out!

For no reason in particular, today we have a comparison between actor Timothy Chalamet and Olympic diver Tom Daley in tiny speedos. 


Take as much time as you need. 

You're welcome.

POLT

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 31).....

 Filed Away!

Heath Ledger's The Joker, NOT in the Epstein Files.   But there is someone in bad make up who is a thief and madman who the entire world considers a joke, who's all through those Files!


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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 244)....

 Badass Birthday

On this date in 1685, Johann Sebastian Bach was born in Germany.


Bach was a German composer and musician of the late Baroque era. He composed music for multiple instruments and styles, such as orchestral, solo instrumental, keyboard, organ, and choral pieces.  

Some of his most recognizable works include: Toccata and Fugue in D minor; Cello Suite No.1 in G Major and the Brandenburg Concertos, a collection of six.  I promise you, if you check them out on Youtube, especially the first two, you've absolutely heard them before. 

He passed away in 1759 at the age of 65.  And when you've made music that is still being played, heard and recognized more than 250 years after you death, certainly you're the definition of a badass!

POLT

 Price of gas at my local gas station:


Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon
Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon
Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)
Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon
Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon
Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon
Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon
Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon
Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon
Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon 
Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon
Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon
Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon 
Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon 
Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon
Saturday  Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon
Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon
Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)



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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 846)....

 Tooshie Tuesdays

With Easter on it's way, this week, we have Tooshie Easter Eggs!






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Monday, March 30, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5293).....

 Check This Out!


Not that this is apropos of anything happening right now.  Nope not at all.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4508).....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have, by the Canadian John Byrne, the original eight founding members of Earth-2's Justice Society Of America. 


In the air: Dr. Fate, Hawkman, Green Lantern
On the ground: Spectre, Sandman, Hourman, The Flash and The Atom
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And today we also have a cute Black guy with a nice set of abs in his Hellboy cosplay. 


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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4014)......

 MAPS!

So apparently you can travel this world without leaving the state of Maine and in less than 6 hours. 


China, Peru, Mexico, Paris, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Naples, Poland ending in Lebanon.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1633)....

 Where To Put It? 

So this sexy bro belongs where?  Fetching Faces?  Luscious Licks?  Shirtless Mondays?   Check This Out!?  


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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 567)....

 SUDS

I don't know if the water just turned ice cold, or if he wants a kiss, but this sudsy hottie looks good in the shower!


Don't know why he's wearing a cap in the shower though. 

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 110)....

 Vintage Visions


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1702)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Oh this is awesome!


If I didn't already call him the orange shitgibbon, President InEpstein would be a great name!  Maybe I'll use if a bit too. 

POLT

You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 468).....

 Cats Are Evil!

I don't think he's impressed. 


He does not look happy.  Someone getting a hairball in their shoe tonight for sure. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5293)....

 Check This Out!


Sounds like a plan to me. 

POLT

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 30)......

 Filed Away!

The Shark from JAWS, not in the Epstein Files.   But there is a monster who enjoyed attacking people (like in this poster), specifically females, more specifically girls, who is all over the files!




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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 243).....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1950, Robbie Coltrane was born in Scotland. 


His movie career began in 1980 with a non-speaking cameo part in the movie Flash Gordon.   His acting career lasted nearly 40 years, but he had to stop when his health deteriorate too much and he passed in 2022 at the age of 72.

I first got to know him from a comedy where he starred with Monty Python's Eric Idle called "Nuns On The Run".  It wasn't a great movie, but I remember laughing my ass off in parts of it.  I mean, men dressing up as nuns are always hilarious, right? 

Anyway, none of this is the reason for his badassedness.   That's for one particular role.  He will forever be known as Rubeus Hagrid, as he should be.  And that role and the way he portrayed the gentle giant is what makes him a total badass!

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 895)....

 UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words.  I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Acute :: Obtuse
2. Curtain :: Shower
3. Nose :: Snot
4. Halt :: In the name of the law!
5. Stride :: Gait
6. Jelly :: Peanut Butter
7. Diagram :: Venn
8. Nonsense :: tRump's speeches
9.Sheet :: Bed
10. Season :: Autumn

Props to LunaNina who ran this on her blog for years. 

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super dooper (Part 864).......

 Superman Sundays
(on a Monday cause I forgot yesterday)

This week, we have Superman Cosplayers With Folded Arms!






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 Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon
Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon
Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)
Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon
Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon
Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon
Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon
Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon
Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon
Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon 
Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon
Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon
Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon 
Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon 
Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon
Saturday  Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon
Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon
Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon


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You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 1043).....

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

With Easter being Sunday, this week we have Hot Shirtless Guys In Bowties And Bunny Ears!

















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