Friday, July 24, 2026

Put your love to the test (Part 1819)....

 Where To Put It? 

So, this fellow in his lacy undies (panties?), where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Tooshie Tuesdays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1783)......

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


As if THIS wasn't bad enough....


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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1034)....

 Luscious Licks


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5520).....

 Check This Out!


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Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 688).......

 Heavenly Hounds


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1158).....

 Fetching Faces

Today we have internet celeb Caramel Express, when he was younger. 


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I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part 364)....

 Second Amendment Sanity



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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5519)....

 Check This Out!



Well, yeah....so true.

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 330)......

 Badass Birthday

On this date in 1982 in Los Angeles, Elisabeth Moss was born. 


She's an acclaimed actor, director and producer.  She's recieved two Golden Globes, to Emmys and a Tony nomination.  She's started in Mad Men as Peggy Olsen (who had an amazing story arc), the Handmaid's Tale (which I have yet to watch) and which she also produced. 

However, she's a badass for the first role I saw her in: Zoe Bartlet the president's youngest daughter in "The West Wing".  She stated on the show as just a teenager, and while she didn't have a large part, her reoccurring role was VERY influential and important in the show.  She showed she was a badass even before she could vote. 

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Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 917).....

 Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Kisses In Undies!






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Thursday, July 23, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5518).....

 Check This Out!

Nailed it!


It's so sad and disappointing, but also, so true. 

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4622)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have, by I think, but am not at all positive, Gary Frank, a batch of Legion of Super-Heroes members, not looking happy and charging right towards ya!


Very roughly, clockwise from bottom: Bouncing Boy, Ultra Boy, Lightning Lad, Shrinking Violet, Shadow Lass, Saturn Girl, Night Girl, Chamleon Girl, Colossal Boy, Brainiac 5, Timber Wolf, Lightning Lass, Phantom Girl, Polar Boy, Sun Boy, Duo Damsel, Cosmic Boy, Wildfire, Dawnstar and Superboy in the middle. 
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And today we also have a squatting Spider-Man cosplayer. 


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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4127)....

 MAPS!

Today we have the so-called Jello Belt, where, for some reason, Jello consumption is more than double the national average.   


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5517)....

 Check This Out!

I'm told this is an actual, real store in Cape Cod.  Honestly, they could probably expand them nationwide (or at least outside of MAGAland) and make a mint!


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Put your love to the test (Part 1818).....

 Where To Put It? 

This is internet celeb iiamjoshh, where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!?


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1782)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump



Clearly, butting obnoxiously into the Spanish team's World Cup photo wasn't enough for the orange shitgibbon.


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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 586)....

SUDS


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Check this out, real quick, don't kow if everybody know (Part 5516)....

 Check This Out!

Um, dude, I don't think you're wearing that properly....


...but then, maybe you don't want to wear it properly.  You do you boo. 

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1033)....

 Lucious Licks


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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 799)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as Roy Rogers, Don Adams, Bob Newhart and George Foreman going bowling in the mid 70s. 


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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 329)...

 Dudes In Dresses


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5515)...

 Check This Out!

Sunday evening, Jude Bellingham of England an Kylian Mbappe of France were fierce rivals on the soccer pitch.  The day after, here they are. 



Such non-toxic masculinity from nearly ALL the soccer players I saw.  American men could learn something from them.  But I digress...

I mean, look at these two....just LOOK at them!  The faces, the smiles, the pecs the abs, the ASS!  Holy moly these are some freaking HAWT men!

Yowza!

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 329)...

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1945, in Kansas City Missouri, Edie McClurg was born. 


Who, you say?  Well she's an actress.  Oh what has she been in, you ask?   Well she's had parts in: 

Carrie
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
Mr. Mom
Back To School
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
The Little Mermaid
A River Runs Through It
Natural Born Killers
Flubber
Ted
Cars
Wrech It Ralph
Frozen
Zootopia

She's also had parts in many many TV shows, starting the late 70s and going into the 2020's. 

I first saw her, and thought her hilarious, in the equally hilarious WKRP In Cincinnati and the wife of Herb Tarlik, Lucille.

And while all this IS impressive, it does not make her a badass.  What does?  This quote: 

"Oh, he's very popular, Ed.  The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." 

Yes, she played Grace, he pulling random pencils from her coif secretary to Ed Rooney in one of the greatest movies ever made: Ferris Bueller's Day Off!

My God, did this woman make me laugh back then.  And that makes her a total badass!

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 616)....

 Thursday Thighs

This is internet celeb Moody and his absolutely crazy-impressive thighs!


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Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5514).....

 Check This Out!


And this, THIS is why membership and participation in organized religion is plummeting.  People see the outright abject hypocrisy and just say, nope, no thank you.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4126)...

 MAPS!

Today, from The Elven Tower, we have the D&D isometric map of the Mausoleum Of Cursed Scales. 


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If i were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4620)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by someone named Darryl Young, we have what can only be called a group of D-List DC heroes.  Since they're all youngish and/or sidekicks (and three of them were part of the Teen Titans in the 70s) perhaps they're main team Teen Titan wannabees? 


Supergirl, Element Girl, Golden Eagle
Lilith, Guardian, and Airwave
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And today we also have cosplayers doing the Earth-2 Alan Scott Green Lantern with the Earth-2 John Stewart Green Lantern. 


And the second one could even be doing a cosplay of Idris Elba portraying John Stewart? 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5513).....

 Check This Out!

Oh I'm feeling this cartoon more than I'd care to admit. 

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Put your love to the test (Part 1817).....

 Where To Put It? 

And so, where should this doctor (I mean, only doctors have stethescopes, right?  Okay, you're right.  Well then...) where should the Medical Professional go?  Fetching Faces?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?   Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


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Now we're living separate lives (Part 67)....

 Separated At Birth? 

So tell me, indicted (on even MORE similar charges now that he's been arrested) rapist, sex trafficker, friend of tRump and, if should go without saying, all around asshole Andrew Tate, and this ad from some clothing catalog, were they....

Separated At Birth? 


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1157)...

 Fetching Faces

Now THIS, boys and girl, is a VERY fetching face indeed! 




And what he's showing of his chest is pretty damn fetching too!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5512).....

 Check This Out!

This DOES seem rather appropriate right about now, eh? 


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Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 22)....

 Hairthing Happenings


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1781).....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco rRump

So by now, we've all seen, and been embarrassed by, the orange shitgibbon's attempt to pathetically interpose himself in the photos of the Spanish World Cup teams winning photos. 


Thankfully, pretty much every media outlet, at least those outside of the US, digitally removed him from the pics they put up on the web or their papers or tv news reports. 

But no matter how sorry, sad and piterous was his attempt here, it wasn't the ONLY time he attempted to do something as small and craven as this.   See? 


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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 803)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have the various Lantern Corps in the DC Universe. 


Red Lanterns: Rage.  Showing Atroticus beneath the Red Lantern sigil
Orange Lanterns: Greed. Showing Larfleeze, the ONLY Orange Lantern, because in his greed, he killed all the others.  He's beneather the Orange Lantern Sigil
Yellow Lanterns: Fear.  Showing Sinestro beneacth the Yellow Lantern sigil
Green Lanterns: Willpower.  Showing Green Lantern Hal Jordan beneath the Green Lantern sigil.
Blue Lanterns: Hope.  Showing Saint Walker beneath the Blue Lantern sigil
Indigo Lanterns: Compassion.  Showing Indigo-1 beneath the Indigo Lantern sigil
Purple Lanterns: Love.  Showing Star Sapphire beneath the Purple Lantern sigil

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5511)....

 Check This Out!

A Brady Bunch dollhouse. 


No Mike and Carol's room, no Mike's working den, and no den on the other side of the kitchen...but I guess they did the best with that they had.  

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 328)....

 Badass Birthdays

On this date, in 1934, in Birmingham Alabama, Louise Fletcher was born. 


Her movie career spanned 1963 to 2020 (57 years).   Her TV career spanned 1958 to 2017 (59 years).  She has recieved an Oscar, a BAFTA, and a Golden Globe among other accolades. 

However, she's a badass for two roles, one in movies and one in television. 

Nurse Ratched in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"
Kai Winn in "Star Trek Deep Space 9"

Total badass. 

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 942).....

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wifebeaters On Internet Celebs!

Beau Bartlett

Anativeguy

Garrett Wang

Jayce 

Kayes Hurricane

Landon Tay

MarcosFromThe305

Mememino

RaffyTaffy

Stevie Tran


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