Sunday, March 01, 2026

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 1)...

 Today we start a new daily series for this month....

Filed Away!

Alex DeLarge, from "A Clockwork Orange"....


NOT in the Epstein Files. 

Butcha know who is?  Anywhere from 38,000 to over a million times?   YOU know who it is. 

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 220)....

 Badass Birthday 

On this date, in Oklahoma in 1954 was born, Ron Howard. 


In a career that's spanned six decades, Ron Howard went from child actor, to adult actor, to director, producer, etc.  He's won two Oscars, four Emmys, and two Golden Globes.   Let's see some of his work: 

Acting: 
The Andy Griffith Show
Happy Days

Directing: 
Splash
Cocoon
Parenthood
Backdraft
Apollo 13
A Beautiful Mind
The DaVinci Code
Frost/Nixon
Solo: A Star Wars Story

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 891).....

 UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words.  I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Beginning :: Start
2. Deal :: Let's Make A...
3. Exemption :: Special
4. Mill :: Stone
5. Exact :: Precise
6. Cower :: Shudder
7. Lineage :: Family Tree
8. Drama :: Comedy 
9. Chief :: Kansas City
10. Cooperative :: Friendly

Props to LunaNina to ran this on her blog for years. 

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 861)......

 Superman Sundays

This week we have Different Superman Wifebeaters!






POLT

Saturday, February 28, 2026

I would not sell my collection for if I did I would cry (Part 123).....

 Today In The History Of Polt's Comic Book Collection

Today we travel back 34 years to February 1992, and Impact Comics' The Fly #9. 


In the Golden Age of comics, there was a line of comics featuring some superheroes.  Those heroes were published several times over the years, under different imprints, as different characters, but the same names.  

In the early 90s, DC comics had acquired the rights to them and relaunched them again under the Impact Comics banner.  Titles like The Shield, The Comet, The Jaguar, The Web, The Black Hood and...the Fly. 

I collected them all.  The entire run of every issue.  They only lasted about a year I think.  They were fun and I think written for a younger audience.  There was no darkness, no anti-heroes, no questionable moral issues.  It was simple, yet adventurous and as I said fun.  And I think that's why it didn't sell.  Readers wanted The Dark Knight Returns, they wanted The Watchmen...not this stuff. 

But it was fun for me, while it lasted

POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....

 Books 2026


 A few days ago, I ordered some more books online. 

Averoigne Chronicles: The Complete Averoigne Stories of Clark Ashton Smith, by Clark Ashton Smith
Meet The Mertzes, by Rob Edelman & Audrey Kupferberg

Yearly Totals: 

Jan 12: 4 books for $17,80, average of $4.45
           Totals: 4 books for $17.80, average of $4.45
Feb 15: 2 books for $11.64, average of $5.82
           Totals: 6 books for $29.44, average of $4.91
Feb 17: 5 books for $80.61, average of $16.22
           Totals: 11 books for $110.05, average of $10.00 
Feb 25: 2 books for $52.98, average of $26.49 each
           Totals: 13 books for $163.03, average of $12.54 

Of these 13 books, 11 are actual books, 2 are graphic novels.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5596).....

 Check This Out!

I have said this before several times, and sadly, I fear I'll have to say it several more times in the future. 

A year and a half ago, unless you specifically voted FOR Kamala Harris, if you voted for the orange shitgibbon, or voted third party, or wrote a name in, or left that office blank or simply did not vote at all despite being eligible to do so, then, from here on out, everything  that happens is your responsibility, your fault.

The blood shed by innocent women and children in the Middle East?  Thats on your shoulders
Flag draped coffins returned to our shorts?  That's all on you. 
Concentration camps housing American citizens unconstitutionally held?  All yours, big boy. 
Gas for $10 a gallon?  It's your fault boyo. 

All of this chaos, death, misery, cruelty...it's ALL YOUR FAULT.  

Because you had a chance to stop it, and didn't.  The reason doesn't matter, you didn't.  And your regret in your decision or your vote are as worthless to me as the orange shitgibbon himself. 

Fuck off....ALL the way off.  All of you. 

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 3985)......

 MAPS!

The Persian Gulf. 


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4479)......

 Superhero Anydays

Don't know the artist, but this is a nicely done version of Nightcrawler. 


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And today we also have a Daredevil cosplayer


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1604)....

 Where To Put It? 

So, this sexy man belongs where?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Check This Out!?


POLT

I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know it's true (Part 188)...

 Comic Book Craziness

This is from a comic book about Elon Mush, right?  This sounds totally like something he would say. It has to be about Elon Musk, right? 


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1104)......

 Fetching Faces


POLT

You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 463).....

 Cats Are Evil


POLT

Say your lines, but do you feel them (Part 41)......

 Quintessential Quotes


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5595)....

 Check This Out!

Forty three years ago, I remember being glued to the TV.  MASH wasn't always my favorite show, I didn't watch every episode as it aired, but I made SURE to catch this tearjerker.   It is still the highest rated TV episode, not including any Super Bowls, with over 105 million viewers.  And back then, mind you, the US population was around 130 million people!


POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 982)...

 Secret Saturdays

This week, we have Secrets And Masturbation!











POLT

Friday, February 27, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5594).....

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 3984)....

 MAPS!

Today we have a map from a D&D game showing a small town surrounding a well or fountain of some such. 


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4478)......

 Superhero Anydays

This is the splash page from the Justice League Of America Annual #1 from the early 80s.  It shows 12/16th of the team's membership (well, 11/16th actually, as you'll see here in a bit).

Clockwise from upper left: Hawkwoman, Hawkman, Red Tornado, Zatanna, Firestorm (with The Atom on his shoulder), Green Lantern Jon Stewart (Stewart was never actually a member of the League, but there was a Green Lantern member from the founding), Black Canary, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, and The Flash. 

Who's missing?  Superman, Batman, Martian Manhunter, and Elongated Man.
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And today we have a Black cosplayer, doing Nightwing at nighttime no less. 


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1603).....

 Where To Put It? 

This pool hottie, where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Shirtless Mondays?  Check This Out!? 


POLT

Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 293)......

 Dudes In Dresses

Everyone needs a lil black dress.  Everyone, apparently....


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1103)....

 Fetching Faces


POLT

It's so cool to be uncool (Part 772).....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as Hot Spice!


Playing only at The In Spot at the Ramada Inn on Highway 34!

POLT

Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 654)....

 Heavenly Hounds


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5593)....

 Check This Out!


POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 219)....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1932, in London England, Elizabeth Taylor was born!


Once again, I surely don't have to tell you who she is or why she's a badass, right?  Her movies career spanned decades, she was the highest paid movie star of the 1960s, and she won two Academy Awards. 

But allow me to just name some of her work: 

National Velvet (1944)
Little Women (1949)
Father Of The Bride (1950)
A Place In The Sun (1951)
Giant (1956)
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)
Suddenly Last Summer (1959)
Butterfield 8 (1960)
Cleopatra (1963)
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
The Taming Of The Shrew (1967)

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 896)......

 Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Bearded Kisses With No Shirts!






POLT

Thursday, February 26, 2026

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4477).....

 Superhero Anydays

Once more from NeverKnewLane, we have a bunch of JLA members, and one person who turned membership down. 


Clockwise from bottom we have The Flash, Black Canary, Aquaman (who cannot fly, but who is in the air nonetheless), Superman, The Atom, Green Lantern Jon Stewart, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow (who also cannot fly regardless being in the air), and Batman, with Black Lightning in the lower right, who was offered membership and turned it down. 
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And today we also have a cosplayer doing the super-villain Taskmaster. 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5592).....

 Check This Out!


This can NOT be emphasized enough.   If you die, the people you work with may mourn you, but the company will have your job posted and be looking for a replacement within a week.   And seriously, no one EVER lays on their death bed and regrets the weekends they spent with family, the nights they watched their kids ballet/soccer games, and the days they played games with and enjoyed family time.  And no one wishes they had come work early more often, stayed late more often, worked over lunch and a couple weekends a month, just so they could  get a pat on the head an 15 cent raise....and then be replaced a week after they leave. 

Get your priorities straight.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 3983)....

 MAPS!


Put it into numbers we know....

178 centimeters = 70 inches = 5 feet 8 inches
164 centimeters = 64.5 inches = 5 feet 4 inches

POLT

Now we're living separate lives (Part 56).....

 Separated At Birth? 


It's just IMPOSSIBLE to tell them apart, eh?

POLT

Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 102).....

 Vintage Visions

Man did men know how to dress in the 70s and 80s. 


Tight, small, ass hugging booty shorts for men are a fashion trend that needs to make a return!

POLT