Polt's Palace

Friday, May 22, 2026

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 283)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1987, in Belgrade Serbia, Novak Djokovic was born.

I'm not a huge tennis fan, but even I've heard of this player. And why have I heard of him? Because of everything that makes him a badass!

Rated #1 in the world in men's single for a record 428 weeks (that's over 8 years!)

Won a record 24 majors

Won a record 10 Australian Opens

A record 40 Masters

Won an Olympic bronze in 2008 and an Olympic gold in 2024

The only man in tennis history to be reigning champion of all four majors at once

Career record of 1170-235 (that's an 83% winning percentage)

That winning percentage would make nearly anyone a badass!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5468).....

Check This Out!

I'm glad to see the number of MAGAmorons waking up to the truth and leaving the cult and Dear Leader. I say to them "Welcome to reality".

HOWEVER, I will not allow them to absolve themselves of what they did. For the past ten years they ignored everything that was right in front of their faces. They don't get a pass, the have to OWN everything that's happening right now, cause it's clearly because of their actions.

But having said that, once they own what they did, I say, what are we gonna do now to correct your mistakes? What are YOU going to do to make up for it?

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4560)...

Superhero Anydays

Today, by again NeverKnew Lane, we have Wonder Woman taking on Solomon Grundy!

No clue as to who's gonna win this one, but I'd bet on her.

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And today we have a cosplayer doing Earth-2's Huntress!

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4966)......

MAPS!

Today's map shows gun ownership by state.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5467)......

Check This Out!

Well thank GOD he added the "No weirdo's" part! Wouldn't want one of THOSE showing up!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1684)....

Where To Put It?

And this animal print wearing, sexy, muscley Black guy, where should he go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1012)....

Luscious Licks

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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 892)....

Gemini Guys

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5466)....

Check This Out!

It's almost as if the great, wise, intelligent Thurgood Marshall was speaking directly too and about his successor. He's savvy enough to know exactly what he was saying when he was saying it.

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You'll think it strange when I try to explain (Part 57).....

What's The Story Here?

I mean......

Ya know, if one HAD an octopus, where would one carry it so that it couldn't be seen easily and would need to be 'presented"? Also, how many people are carrying around octopi that makes this sign a necessity?

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 765)....

Pride Prisms

Today we've got rainbow undies on a nicely built Black guy.

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Book me a room at the Casa de Loco (Part 89).....

Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Spend The Day In Bed

Well look at him! Hurry up and make that call, he's smiling and anxiously awaiting your return to bed!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5465)....

Check This Out!

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Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 908)....

Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Seasons Of Kisses!

Spring Kiss!

Summer Kiss!

Autumn Kiss!

Winter Kiss!

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 11)......

Legion Lore

Superboy

After successfully induction Supergirl into their team, the Legion went even further back in time to induct the teen who inspired the team! Superboy joined, was a member for many years, going back and forth from his 20th century Smallville home to the 30th century Metropolis of the Legion. He was even elected Deputy Leader under then Leader Invisible Kid I. After some time, he decided to resign and go to just reserve status and the Legion carried on without him.

This particular art was done by Canadian John Byrne.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5464)...

Check This Out!

A stupid choice from a stupid man put in a position to make that choice by stupid voters.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4965).....

MAPS!

Today's map shows the population density of West Viriginia.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4559)....

Superhero Anydays

This is a Marvel trading card from 1992 showing the then-current roster of the Avengers. I don't know who the artist is, and no offense to him personally, but it's a not very good rendering of a not very good lineup of the team.

In back: Vision, Thor

Middle: Blacks Knight, Hercules

Front: Sersi, Captain America, Crystal

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And this is internet celeb Luke Calip, in his younger days, in a Spider-Man suit.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5463)....

Check This Out!

Yup. They couldn't handle an intelligent, charismatic, cool, popular man of color in the White House so they passed the Oval Office off to an orange, old, bitter, narcissistic, failed reality tv show host/con man. TWICE!

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1683)....

Where To Put It?

So, this sexy, massive bodybuilder (woof!), where should he go? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1139).....

Fetching Faces

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I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know it's true (Part 196)....

Comic Book Craziness

Ain't nothing really crazy about Clark's comment....it's totally true.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5462)....

Check This Out!

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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 575).....

SUDS

In addition to the bubbles, he's got a cute face...and a sexy chest too!

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Just wish I knew what color my hair was (Part 8).....

Hairthing Happenings

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It's so cool to be uncool (Part 785).....

What's Cool?

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as the cast of the 70's comedy WKRP In Cincinnati.

Top: Herb Tarlek (Frank Bonner), Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump)

Middle: Les Nessman (Richard Sanders), Andy Travis (Gary Sandy), Bailey Quarters (Jan Smithers), Venus Flytrap (Tim Reid)

Bottom: Jennifer Marlowe (Loni Anderson), Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman)

Was never much into this wen it aired (maybe cause I was like 11 or 12), but a few years later (when I was like 14 or 15) it was in reruns on a local tv station in the afternoons and I watched it after school and fell in love! It's a hilarious show! One of the best ensemble cast shows ever.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5461).....

Check This Out!

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 607)...

Thursday Thighs

This is Internet celeb Shinobi Jones in his younger days with his extremely impressive thighs!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5460)....

Check This Out!

Read that last sentence. Read it again. That's all you need to know right there.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4558).....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have a lineup of all the Super Friends who appeared in the Saturday morning cartoon "The Super Friends".

Cyborg, Apache Chief, Black Vulcan, El Dorado, Hawkwoman, Hawkman, Plastic Man, Robin, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, The Atom, Rima the Jungle Girl, Samurai, Firestorm

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And today we also have a Spider-Man cosplayer out for a stroll.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4964)....

MAPS!

Today's map shows that the country of Poland can fit inside the state of Texas with lots of room left over.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5459)...

Check This Out!

So many, many, MANY times!!!!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1682)....

Where To Put It?

So this cute relaxing pair of buddies, where do they belong? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Heavenly Hounds? Check This Out!?

POLT

Keeping it together all in the family (Part 891)......

Gemini Guys

A unique looking and fashion styled set of twins.

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1011)...

Luscious Licks

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5458).....

Check This Out!

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 315).......

Dudes In Dresses

Yeah, it's a nightie, not technically a dress, but on this sexy Desi Indian, who cares?

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 64)....

Separated At Birth?

So, tell me, a sleeping white monkey and a sleeping orange shitgibbon, were they....

Separated At Birth?

I don't think so. The one on the left is clearly more intelligent because he doesn't fall asleep when the worldwide news media are in front of him watching him 'at work'. Plus, the one on the left never called a rival 'sleepy' and then did this, so clearly he's the better judge of logic.

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Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 456).....

Hookup Humor

There's wealthy and then there's...wealthy!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5457)....

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 282).....

Badass Birthday

One hundred, eighteen years ago, in 1908 on this date, in Indiana Pennsylvania, James Stewart was born.

He has 6 Oscar nominations, and 2 wins.

He has 4 Golden Globe nominations, and 2 wins.

He even had a Grammy nomination.

From his service in World Ward II, he has 15 military awards, including the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

In addition, let me run down some movies he's appeared in:

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

The Philadelphia Story

Rope

Harvey

Rear Window

The Man Who Knew Too Much

Vertigo

Anatomy Of A Murder

Airport 77

But really as far as I'm concerned, he's a badass just because of his performance in It's A Wonderful Life! I watch it every Christmas Eve, and I never fail to enjoy it or his part in it!

He passed in 1997 at the age of 89.

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