Polt's Palace

Friday, April 10, 2026

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 252).......

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1936 in Minnesota, John Madden was born.

Arguably THE best television football announcer ever. That's the argument I would make actually. He was funny, knowlegible, interesting and entertaining. He was a color commentator from 1979 to 2009 through CBS Sports, Fox Sports, ABC Sports and NBC Sports....working his way basically through all the networks. He became a fixture on the Thanksgiving Day games, then when he changed networks, went to Monday Night Football and then changed networks and did Sunday Night Football.

In addition to the sportscasting, he was the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders from 1969 to 1978. During this time, he led the team to many playoff appearances, several AFC Championship Games, and 1 Super Bowl win. Also, under his leadership, the team never had a losing season.

Madden also have his name and likeness to the Madden NFL video game.

But really , what he's known for is his sportscasting. As he should be. And he a such a badass.

John Madden passed away in 2021 at the age of 85.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 902)....

Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Tub Kisses

POLT

Thursday, April 09, 2026

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4518)......

Superhero Anydays

Today, again by Neverknew Lane, we have a bunch of Earth-2's World War II era superhero team, All-Star Squadron, charging into action!

Firebrand and Hawkgirl

The Atom, Commander Steel, Liberty Belle and Johnny Quick

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And today we also have three Joker face-painted bros. Maybe they're three minions working for the Clown Prince Of Crime himself?

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4024).....

MAPS!

A truly old school D&D map!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5316)....

Check This Out!

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1643)....

Where To Put It?

So this sassy lil fella, where does he belong? Fetching Faces? Real Men Wear Pink? Dudes In Dresses? Maybe Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 756).....

Pride Prisms

Today we have a hot Black guy, naked other than some rainbow plaid socks, sitting in front of the rainbow background.

POLT

Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 114)......

Vintage Visions

What an unusually attired quartet. Just reminds one that we've always been here and we're not going anywhere.

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1710)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

I know this feeling perfectly well myself, actually.

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 696).....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like internet celeb joshbigosh, like put on a pair of small pink briefs and nothing else and take pics of their muscley hairy bodies.

And with a body like that, honestly, that's all he should ever where.

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5315).....

Check This Out!

Sounds about right to me.

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 251)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1999 in George, Lil Nas X was born.

I like some of his music, and he's won multiple American Music Awards, Billboard Music Awards and Grammy, and many more nominations. But the reason I'm calling him a badass is because of his first hit song, Old Town Road. It was everywhere. And County Music fans loved it. And I live around a lot of Country Music Fans. And several of them used his success as a country music artist to show that the rednecks who enjoy it clearly are not racists.

And then....and THEN! He came out as gay and started making most un-Country music. And those same rednecks showed their true colors. Oh yeah, they liked him when he played the good lil N-word who knew his place. But when he showed his true colors...well, they showed theirs as well.

It was hilarious.

And all the pearl clutching and rending of clothes and gasping of breaths over his obviously gay themed songs and videos by those same people, just make it all the more funnier.

He caught them in their lies. Total badass!

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 601)......

Thursday Thighs

Cute face, impressive arms, croptopped wifebeater, full pouch...yes, all that's true, but take a gander at those thighs! Those are QUITE a set of thick thighs! Day-UM!

POLT

Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Night arrives with her purple Legion (Part 3)....

Legion Lore

Lightning Lad

Garth Ranzz was born on the planet of the twins, Winath. He was in a personal spaceship when it crashed on the lightning planet Korbal. Korbal was riven with near constant lightning storms and the only animals native to Korbal were the lightning beasts. The beasts surrounded Garth and hit him with their lightning bolts and from this he gained the ability to throw his own lightning bolts. He too decided to take the trip to Earth to search his fortune.

3A - The Legion of Super-Heroes!

The three teens just so happened to be on the same shuttle to Earth. Rokk and Garth sat beside each other and struck up a conversation, taking a liking to one another. Garth mentioned the cute blonde girl further up in the shuttle. Rokk mentioned that interstellar billionaire RJ Brande was in the back of the shuttle! They had a lot to talk about.

After the shuttle landed in Metropolis Spaceport and everyone got ready to leave, Imra (the cute blonde) picked up some exceptionally angry thought flashes from two men: the were there to kill RJ Brande! Imra yelled this out and indicated the two men. Garth unleashed his lighting bolts shocking one into unconsciousness and Rokk used his magnetism to grab the metal in the other's clothes and slam him repeatedly into the ceiling and then into the floor, until he too was unconscious.

Later, Brande, justifiably thankful and having spoken with the teens for a while, told them he had an idea. He was up on 20th century history and knew all about the superhero teams of that time. He thought it would be a good idea to have a similar team in the 30th century! And the three of them could be start of it. And he'd fund the entire venture.

All three agreed and Cosmic Boy, Saturn Girl, and Lightning Lad became the three founding members of the Legion of Super-Heroes!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5314)....

Check This Out!

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4517)....

Superhero Anydays

Today, by the great Alan Davis, we have a panel with some members of the New Mutants.

Clockwise from bottom: Sunspot, Wolfsbane, Magik, Mirage, Cannonball, Warlock

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And today we also have a Spider-Man cosplayer, with some of his webbing apparently.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4023).....

MAPS!

One way you can divide Europe is via religion.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1642).....

Where To Put It?

So this hot fella looking down over his shoulder at the camera, where does he belong? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Dudes In Dresses? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

Now we're living separate lives (Part 58).....

Separated At Birth?

So, Ivanka tRump and a full burrito, both wrapped in some sort of tin foil-y thing, tell me, were they...

Separated At Birth?

POLT

It's so cool to be uncool (Part 778)......

What's Cool?

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as Helen Mirren, Carol Burnett and Sarah Jessica Parker at some awards ceremony.

POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 877).....

Gemini Guys

Today we have a set of twins from the 70s, apparently a pair of singing twins. I don't know them, not remember them, but apparently they had some sort of fame.

POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1122).....

Fetching Faces

Impressive dreads. Impressive DSLs as well.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5313)...

Check This Out!

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 250)......

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1966 in Dallas Texas, Robin Wright was born.

I first discovered heron the afternoon soap Santa Barbara where she played Kelly Capwell. But she's also appeared in the movies The Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Moll Flanders, Unbreakable, and of course, in TV she played the First Lady/Vice President/President in House of Cards, Claire Underwood.

She's been nominated for 11 Emmys, though not won any. She's been nominated for 5 Golden Globes, winning once for House Of Cards. And she's been nominated for 10 Screen Actor Guilds Awards, but never won any of them either.

Despite her lack of awards, her portrayal of Claire Underwood alone shows her what a badass she is.

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirt and boots (Part 927)....

Wife-Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wifebeaters With Letters!

POLT

Tuesday, April 07, 2026

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4022).....

MAPS!

Today's map show Manhattan neighborhoods, I guess.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5312).....

Check This Out!

But hey, at least those dozen trans girl that want to play college sports are being shown their place, right? Priorities, right?

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4516).....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have someone's rendition of the Super Friends if they were all females and done by Hanna Barbera.

In the air, Supergirl and Hawkwoman.

On the ground: Vixen, Bargirl, Black Canary, Wonder Woman, Rima the Jungle Girl, Zatanna, Mera and Huntress.

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And today we also have a Static cosplayer.

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 249).....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1954, in Rochester Pennsylvania, Tony Dorsett was born.

Tony Dorsett was a running back with the Dallas Cowboys for 10 years (and then the Denver Broncos for 1 year). In his senior year at University of Pittsburgh he was a Unanimous All=American and won the Heisman Trophy. With Dallas, he won the Super Bowl in his first year with the team. He was the NFL Rookie of the Year, a 4 time Pro Bowl selection and a member of the NFL Hall Of Fall since 1994. He's #11 on the list of all time Rushing Yards, tied for #11 on the list of highest average yards per rush, and #25 on the list for Rushing Touchdowns,

Not the biggest, baddest NFL badass, but still a badass nonetheless.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1641)......

Where To Put It?

So, this hairy muscle dude, wearing just straps, kneeling on a sofa...where does he belong? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?