Sunday, June 21, 2026

Out of control, caues this dog ain't new (Part 679)....

 Heavenly Hounds


A dog's life indeed. 

POLT

I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part 362)....

 Second Amendment Sanity


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1145)....

 Fetching Faces

With the World Cup in full swing, how about we check out the VERY fetching face of a member of the Iraqi soccer team. 


Damn, thos Middle Eastern fellas....woof.   I hooked up with an Iraqi in Toronto a few times on two seperate trips.  Sam was his name, and DAMN.....woof!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5585)....

 Check This Out!


I thought "Dinosaurs" was so funny.

 POLT

The seven dwarfs, and daddy's smart....

 Appropos of nothing but I remember something I saw posted online a year or two ago around this time: 

If you've EVER called me 'daddy', you to send me a card today. 

I don't think any of my fuckbuddies read the Palace, but just in case.....

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 907)...

 UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

This week, we have 10 Random Words Dealing With Fathers. 

1. Pop :: Soda
2. Partriarch :: King
3. Paternity :: Test
4. Moustache :: Trimmed
5. Strong :: Muscles
6. Provider :: Job
7. Pipe :: Slippers
8. Dad Bod :: Pudgy
9. Stern :: Discipline
10. Play Catch :: Baseball

Props to LunaNina who ran this on her blog for years. 

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 876)...

 Superman Sundays 


Happy Father's Day.

POLT

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5584)....

 Check This Out!


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4095)....

 MAPS!

Two places on Earth bear the name Georgia: The US State and the country.


POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4589).....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by Mike Belcher, we have Uncle Sam in the middle and the Freedom Fighters. 


Long story short, during World War II, on Earth-2, Uncle Sam gathered several heroes together to go to Hawaii in attempt to prevent the bombing of Pearl Harbor.  They did not succeed, but only Uncle Sam and Hourman survived.  A bit later, Uncle Sam gathered more heroes together and took them to Earth-X to fight the Nazis there, as Earth-2 had tons of heroes and Earth-X had none. 

The above photo lists the heroes who went on one of the other of those trips.

Clockwise from bottom left: Doll Man and Doll Girl, Midnight, Phantom Lady, The Spider, Black Condor, The Ray, Magno, Manhunter, Max Mercury and his dog, Miss America, Plastic Man, Red Torpedo, FirTorpedo, Firebrand, Neon The Unknown, Red Bee, Human Bomb, and The Jester.
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And today we also have 3 gender bent Rogue cosplayers. 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5583)....

 Check This Out!



This is a gerat episode. and it DOES look like a Renaissance painting. 

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1712)...

 Where To Put It? 

So where should this nicely muscled, smiling, fun fella belong?  Fetching Faces?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Shirtless Mondays?  Check This Out!


POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 786)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a rainbow jockstrap on a well built fella. 


POLT

I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 581)......

 SUDS


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5582)....

 Check This Out!


Intersting, is it not, have this is how EVER election goes nowadays?  But it never used to be like that.  Whichever side lost, accepted the results and moved on to the next election.  But that changed right around 2016. 

I wonder what happened in 2016 to make this the Republican's cry every election?  Hmmmm...

POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1023)....

 Luscious Licks


POLT

Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 348)....

 Mankini Men

Um....I'm not a frequent mankini wearer or anything, but I really don't think you're wearing it properly.



But if it works for you......

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1755)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Once more, as they say, everything tRump touchs, dies.   And while Obama's Presidential Center looks beautifully landscaped, I gotta say...the building itself looks bulky and ugly.   But I'd still rather go check it out instead of the travesty he's made the cherished White House into. 


POLT

Check this out, real quic, don't know if everybody know (Part 5581)....

 Check This Out!

When I was younger, this was me! 


I would hold it even if it hurt, even if it made me feel bad, until I got home.   But, as I've aged, well....when the poops gotta get loose, the poops just gotta get loose.  I still try to wait until I get home, but I'm not averse to using public facilities in a pinch.   Still don't like doing it in other people's homes tho. 

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 305)...

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1952, in Missouri, John Goodman was born. 


John Goodman is an actor who made his fame in TV, the stage, and movies.  He's earned an Emmy Award, a Golden Globe, and a Screen Actors Guild award.

He's been in the following movies I know him from: 

Revenge Of The Nerds
Sweet Dreams
Raising Arizona
Arachniaphobia
King Ralph
Burton Fink
The Flintstones
The Big Lebowski
Emperor's New Groove (voice)
Monsters Inc (voice)
The Jungle Book 2 (voice)
Cars (voice)
10 Cloverfield Lane

On TV, among many other shows, he's known of COURSE as Dan Conner from "Roseanne" and "The Conners" and as Speaker Of The House/President Glen-Allen Walken on "The West Wing".  And he's hosted Saturday Night Live 13 times! (the only people to have hosted more times are Alec Baldwin with 16 and Steve Martin with 15!)

Badass actor!

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 998)....

 Secret Satrudays

These come each week from www.postsecret.com 

This week, since yesterday was Juneteeth, we have Secrets And Americans of Color. 






POLT

Friday, June 19, 2026

Tried to be a mess, tried to be my best (Part 27)....

 Best Of....

Today we find out what the best song from one of the greatest of New Wave bands is....Talking Heads!


They had many great songs: 

This Must Be The Place
Burning Down The House
Life During Wartime
Psycho Killer
Take Me To The River
Girlfriend Is Better
Slippery People
And She Was
Road To Nowhere

All classics to one degree or another.  But I gotta say, THE greatest Talking Heads song can be none other than....

Once In A Lifetime!


Crazy iconins lyrics.  Hypnotising riffs and beats.  And in the video, the crazy, jerky dancing by lead singer David Byrne (which, incidentally, supposedly caused a fellow to get kicked out of a club when this song came on and he started repeated the dancing in the video move per move.  People thought he was on drugs.)  And all in under 4 minutes!

POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night...

 Books 2026


Today, off www.bookshop,org (you should order books from here, not Amazon.  This site helps local small indpendent bookstores), I ordered two books. 

Marvels: The Novelizations, by Steve Darnell and Alex Ross
The Fog: The Official Novelization, by Dennis Etchison and Christian Francis

Yearly Totals: 

Jan 12: 4 books for $17,80, average of $4.45
           Totals: 4 books for $17.80, average of $4.45
Feb 15: 2 books for $11.64, average of $5.82
           Totals: 6 books for $29.44, average of $4.91
Feb 17: 5 books for $80.61, average of $16.22
           Totals: 11 books for $110.05, average of $10.00 
Feb 25: 2 books for $52.98, average of $26.49 each
           Totals: 13 books for $163.03, average of $12.54 
Mar 16: 2 books for $58.19, average of $29.10 each
           Totals: 15 books for $221.22, average of $14.75
Mar 23: 2 books for $6.34, average of $3.17 each
           Totals: 17 books for $227.56, average of $13.39
Mar 24: 3 books for $104.66, average of $34.89 each
           Totals: 20 books for $332.22, average of $16.61
Apr 2: 3 books for $12.69, average of $4.23 each
           Totals: 23 books for $344.91, average of $14.99
Apr 24: 3 books for $55.33, average of $18.44 each
           Totals: 26 books for $400.24, average of $15.39
May 11: 2 books for $14.82, average of $7.41 each 
            Totals: 28 books for $415.06, average of $14.82
May 11: 2 books for $38.81, average of $19.41 each
            Totals: 30 books for $453.87, average of $15.13
June 19: 2 books for $48.10, average of $24.05 each
            Toatls: 32 books for $501.97, average of $15.69

Of these 32 books, 23 are actual books, 9 are graphic novels.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5580)....

 Check This Out!


The living ex-presidents.  We'll NEVER see the orange shitgibbon hanging out with this group.  1. He'd never be invited. 2. He'd never go even if invited. 3. These four don't want to be subjected to the constant smell of shitty diaper and orane clown makeup.  4. He doesn't know how to smile.  5. He'll never get to be an ex=President again, as he'll be dead before Jan 20, 2029,  6. He'd never stand out in the sun long enough for a photo, it might make his clown makeup run.  7. Outside by the water like this there's nowhere to plaster ugly, gaudy, gold lamee knick-nacks from Home Depot. 8. He'd charge them all a million bucks each for a picture.  9.  There's zero drama in this pic and drama follows him everywhere.  10. These 4 wouldn't want their fun times ruined by GrumpyCankles McFuckface. 

POLT

If I wer e ahero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4588)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have, again by Joe Phillips, a gender bent White Queen Emma (or maybe Emmitt) Frost.


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And today we also have a pretty hot looking Nightwing cosplayer. 


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4094)....

 MAPS!

Today we have the floorplan of this small home that has a surpisingly amount of room on in its three floors. 



The first floor

The second floor

The basement


Were the house mine, I'd make the bedroom on the first floor the guest rooml, the second floor bedroom on the left the Master Bedroom and the bedroom on the right, my own private library. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5579)...

 Check This Out!


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1711)....

 Where To Put It? 

So where should this thicc fella belong?  Fetching Faces?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


POLT

I need to be dazzling, I ned to be rainbow high (Part 785).......

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a cute twink wearing rainbow striped socks. 


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 602).....

 MOTIVATION


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5578)....

 Check This Out!


Once again, tRump and his cult are so stupid they probably believe this.

POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 899)....

 Gemini Guys

Today, we have the shirtless, and sexy, Brodes Twins, wearing only jeans...or perhaps only half-wearing them.   NOT that I'm complaining. 


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Prat 1144)......

 Fetching Faces


POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1754)...

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


He is such an idiot.  In almost ALL things.   And he has no issue displaying that idiocy ever time he opens his mouth. 

It's no wonder his cult members love him so and will never desert him, they're just like him. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5577)......

 Check This Out!


Dear God!  That's not just a horse, that's a...night MARE!

POLT

My badass song, my happy world (Part 304)......

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1945, in Myanmar, Aung San Suu Kyi was born.


Aung San Suu Kyi is a Burmese politician, diplomat and author.   She won the Nobel Peace Prize.  She was a leader of a political party in Myanmar and when she was the opposition party leader, she was arrested by the dictator who took over in a coup, charged and she was sentenced to house arrest for several years.  The United Nations, most European countries and the USA all condemned all the sentences and arrests.  Despite all this, she has remained a voice for democracy and freedom in Myanmar. 

Badass politician. 

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 912)....

 Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Shirtless Kisses!







POLT

Thursday, June 18, 2026

I would sell my collection, for if I did, I would cry (Part 127)...

 Today In The History Of Polt's Comic Book Collection

Today we travel back to June of 1982, and the first ever graphic novel, Marvel's The Death Of Captain Marvel. 


This was the first one ever made: a longer story, all in one issue, printed on better, shinier paper, in a larger format.   And since it was successful, both comic book companies started producing more. 

Anyway, the story itself is a damn good one.   Written and drawn by Jim Starlin, it tells the tales of Kree soldier and Avengers longtime ally, Captain Marvel.  And in the end, despite all the attempts of all of Marvel's greatest minds and heroes, he does indeed die.  

Of cancer.  Not a supervillain, not a nefarious trap, just a human deadly disease.

It really is a great piece of work. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5576)....

 Check This Out!


The glaring omission is because the orange shitgibbon and the Slovenia whore were NOT invited! 

BWAAHAHHHAHAH!!!  

I mean, not that he would have gone even if he HAD been invited.  But still, the snub is GLORIOUS.  And seeing all the stars and celebrities and musical acts there, knowing HE wasn't invited, has just got to be sitting in his craw like an absess!  

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

POLT