Where To Put It?
This is internet celeb Moody. Where does his cowboy wearing hat pic belong? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?
.....geez, those thighs...woof!....
POLT
Friday, February 06, 2026
I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 744).....
Pride Prisms
Today we have a variety f foods arranged in a rainbow.
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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 286).....
Dudes In Dresses
Today we have internet celeb Lorenz 6'6 (yes he IS that tall) in miniskirt which barely covers his lil Lorenz.
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The truth is I never left you (Part 1082).....
TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump
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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 866).....
Gemini Guys
Today we have the shirtless Brodes Twins!
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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 203)....
Badass Birthday
On this day, in 1940 in South Dakota was born Tom Brokaw.
Anchor and managing editor of NBC Nightly News for 22 years. After Walker Cronkite, I consider Tom Brokaw the most trusted journalist/news man in America.
IN addition to that, he was co-anchor of the Today Show, prolific writer focusing on history and society, and winner of numerous awards and recognition for his work in journalism.
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 893)....
Frenching Fridays
With the Super Bowl just days away, this week we have a Football Player's Kiss With An NFL Dallas Cowboys Helmet!
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Thursday, February 05, 2026
Grabs my soul, shakes my body like a super bowl (2025 edition).....
Super Bowl LX (60 in Arabic numerals) takes place this Sunday. The New England Patriots vs The Seattle Seahawks. And so it's now time for my totally and completely scientific analysis of the game to reveal my prediction as the outcome.
1. The Cities
Patriots: Foxborough Massachusetts
About 18,600 people live there. And it houses the Patriots in Gillette Stadium, and......and that's about it. Nothing else much going on here.
Seahawks: Seattle, Washington
Population of about 781,000 people with a metro area of over 4 million people. In addition tot the Seahawks, the city boasts a baseball team, soccer team, hockey team, women's basketball team, women's soccer team, professional rugby team, and professional cricket team. Seattle has the Space Needle, the fish-throwing Pike's Place, Starbucks founding restaurant, several museums, and countless other points of interest and things to do.
Winner: Seahawks
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2. Distance from Super Bowl
The Super Bowl is being played in Santa Clara California, which is located 45 miles from San Francisco and yet is somehow the San Francisco 49ers 'home' stadium.
Patriots: Foxborough is roughly 3100 miles from Santa Clara
Seahawks: Seattle is roughly 708 miles from Santa Clara.
Winner: Seahawks
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3. Logo/Mascot
profile of an android face wearing a long hat that's on fire at the end of it.
Profile of a bird of prey's head, looking also like something from a totem pole, of which there are several in the Pacific northwest. And the bird looks pissed too.
Winner: Seahawks
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4. 2025 Season record
Patriots: 14-3 (.824)
Seahawks: 14-3 (.824)
Winner: Tie
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5. Coaches
Patriots: Mike Vrabel, 50 years old.
He spent 7 years playing for the Patriots, as well as for a couple other years, the Steelers and the Chiefs. He was Head Coach of the Tennessee Titans from 2018-2023, going 54-45. This year is his first year as the Patriots Head Coach. It's his first time to the Super Bowl as a Head Coach.
Seattle: Mike McDonald, 38 years old.
He's had multiple coaching positions but was made Seattle Head Coach in 2024. In his two years, he's gone 24-10.
Winner: Patriots
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6. Quarterback Experience
Patriots: Drake Maye, 23 years old. Second year in the NFL and second year as Patriots QB, going 17-12 (,586). This is first Super Bowl
Seahawks: Sam Darnold, 28 years old. Eighth year in the NFL, he's playing QB for the Jets, the Panthers, the Niners, the Vikings, and the Seahawks, going 49-41 (.544). This is his first year with the Seahawks. This is his first Super Bowl.
Winner: I don't know...I'm calling this one another tie.
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7. Quarterback Face
Patriots: Drake Maye
Seahawks; Sam Darnold
Winner: Both are kinda, meh. I'm gonna go with Drake Maye by a hair.
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8. Quarterback Body
Patriots: Drake Maye
Seahawks: Sam Darnold
Winner: Both are kinda, meh. I'm just gonna call this a tie.
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Winner: Seahawks
9. Other Star Player
Seahawks: Cooper Cupp, 32 years old, wide reciever
First year playing with the Seahawks, but played for the Los Angeles Rams from 2017 to 2024.
Patriots: Um...do the Patriots even HAVE another star player????
Winner: Seahawks
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10. Team Super Bowl Experience
Patriots: This will be the team's 12th Super Bowl. Record is 6-5 (,545)
Seahawks: This will be the team's 4th Super Bowl. Record is 1-2 (,333)
Winner: Patriots
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So, following this totally scientific and unbiased analysis, the result is:
Seahawks - 4 wins, Patriots - 3 wins, Ties - 3.
Thus, the team hefting the Lombardi Trophy Sunday night will be...
The Seattle Seahawks!
However, I understand the numbers were really close. So what's gonna push it over the top for the Seahawks is the following:
Fuck tRump. Fuck MAGA. Fuck Robert Kraft. Fuck The New England Patriots.
POLT
PS
Just in case you're wondering how I've done in the past with my 'scientific' predictions, here's my track record:
Season Prediction Winner
2024 Chiefs Eagles
2023 Chiefs Chiefs
2022 Chiefs Chiefs
2021 Rams Rams
2020 Chiefs Bucs
2019 Chiefs Chiefs
2018 Rams Patriots
2017 neither Eagles
2016 Patriots Patriots
2015 Panthers Broncos
2014 Seahawks Patriots
2013 Seahawks Seahawks
2012 Ravens Ravens
2011 Patriots Giants
2010 Packers Packers
2009 Saints Saints
2008 Cardinals Steelers
2007 Patriots Giants
2006 Colts Colts
2005 Seahawks Steelers
Predicted Correctly: 10, Predicted Incorrectly: 9, Didn't predict at all: 1
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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4456)......
Superhero Anydays
Don't know the artist (looks a bit Byrne-esque, but it's clearly not), but this is the Gentleman Ghost vs Hawkman and Hawkwoman!
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And today we also have a cute, bald, Black Magneto cosplayer!
POLT
I took the road less traveled by (Part 3962)....
MAPS!
Seriously? What in the FUCK is wrong with American voters?
POLT
Put your love to the test (Part 1581).....
Where To Put It?
So this sexy, tanlined gentleman, where should he go? Fetching Faces? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Shirtless Mondays? Real Men Wear Pink? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?
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I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know it's true (Part 184)....
Comic Book Craziness
The SIFF???? Oh, no, inDEED!
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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 743).....
Pride Prisms
Today we have a rainbow Saturday over the face of a shirtless internet celeb Caramel Express!
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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5547)....
Check This Out!
Geman eagle. British lion. French rooster
Australian kangaroo. New Zealand kiwi. Welsh dragon.
Norwegian Elk. Scottish unicorn. Canadian beaver.
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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 202)....
Badass Birthday
When I think of Soccer, I think of three impressive players: Pele, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Neymar. Well it turns out two of these three have the same birthday: today!
Cristiano Ronaldo was born in Portugal in 1985.
He's played for some of the greatest clubs, has won multiple titles and been the Player of the Year several times.
Neymar was born in Brazil in 1992.
He's been on several championship teams as well, and several awards as well as having the highest number of goals of any Brazilian player.
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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 592)....
Thursday Thighs
This week, with the Super Bowl coming up soon, we have a set of thick thighs (as well as other muscles!) and a cap with the NFL team San Francisco 49ers!
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Wednesday, February 04, 2026
I took the road less traveled by (Part 3961)....
MAPS!
What is the predominant religion in the states/provinces of North America?
Blue is Protestant
Yellow is Catholic
Red is Mormon
Grey is a majority of none
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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4455)...
Superhero Anydays
Today, by Canadian John Byrne, we have the Flashes of Two Worlds: Barry Allen from Earth-2 and Jay Garrick from Earth-2.
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And today we also have a cute Nightwing cosplayer.
POLT
Put your love to the test (Part 1580).....
Where To Put It?
These happy, next to naked fellas, where do they belong? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Check This Out!?
POLT
Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 96).....
Vintage Visions
We have always been here.
And we're not going anywhere.
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The truth is I never left you (Part 1081).....
TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump
Interesting again, that not once is any name mentioned, but everyone knows exactly who this is all about.
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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 201)...
Badass Birthday
On this date, in 1913 in Alabama, Rosa Parks was born.
As the symbol that started the Civil Rights movement (although maybe that's over simplifying things) that clearly makes her a badass.
She passed in 2005 at the age 92.
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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 918).....
Wifebeater Wednesdays
This week, with the Super Bowl on the way, we have Wifebeaters And NFL Caps!
Denver Broncos
New York Giants
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Las Vegas Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers
(and those amazing pecs of his too in that too tight wifebeater).
POLT
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