Polt's Palace

Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5402).....

Check This Out!

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4949)....

MAPS!

Today maps shows coups and coup attempts in Europe from the end of World War II until now.

Green - 0

Light yellow -1

Dark yellow - 2

Orange - 3

Red - 5

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4543)...

Superhero Anydays

Don't know the artist, but this a portrait of the original Uncanny X-Men!

Beast, Angel, Professor X, Marvel Girl, Cyclops, Iceman

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And today we also have a Static Shock cosplayer!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5401).....

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I mean, I may have...invaded a Polish guy or two in my time, but I don't think that's why we're talking about here.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1668)....

Where To Put It?

This is gay pornstar Aiden Hart. Where does his pic belong? Fetching Faces? Mankini Men? Real Men Wear Pink? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 1004)....

Luscious Licks

I was gonna crop the words off an just show the pic, but honestly, I chuckled out loud when I read it, and I thought "why not let others enjoy it too"?

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1724)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

I love this for him as well. I love this for him SO HARD!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5400)......

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Yeah, I'd agree with each of these examples of the D&D nine alignments.

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 703).....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men a too small girl's pink shirt and small pink thong and take selfies.

POLT

It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 781)....

What's Cool?

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as young Iggy Pop performing in nothing but bikinis back in 1973.

POLT

Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 5)....

Hairthing Happenings

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5399).....

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Yeah. I hate AI and things associated with it. Don't feel much different about people who insist on using it as well.

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon

Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon

Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon

Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 14: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 15: $4.09 a gallon
Thursday Apr 16: $4.09 a gallon
Friday Apr 17: $4.09 a gallon
Saturday Apr 18: $4.09 a gallon
Sunday Apr 19: $4.09 a gallon
Monday Apr 20: $4.09 a gallon
Tuesday Apr 21: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 22: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 23: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 24: $4.03 a gallon

Saturday Apr 25: $4.03 a gallon

Sunday Apr 26: $4.03 a gallon

Monday Apr 27: $4.03 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 28: $4.29 a gallon (+1.20 since he started his war of choice)

Wednesday Apr 29: $4.29 a gallon

Thursday Apr 30: $4.24 a gallon

Friday, May 1: $4.24 a gallon
Saturday, May 2: $4.39 a gallon

Sunday, May 3: $4.39 a gallon (+.36 a gallon in one week)

Monday, May 4: $4.39 a gallon

Tuesday, May 5: $4.39 a gallon (+1.30 since he started he war of choice)

POLT

For no particular reason, other than I want to have this recorded somewhere, I'm gonna list this.

I bought the house the end of summer in 2009. Every year I've tried to put the Christmas Tree up in a different spot. Well different from the year immediately before (there are only so many places here I can put a Christmas Tree). So I thought I'd try to list all the places I put it, by year.

2009 - Dining Room between the two windows

2010 - Dining Room in the door to the vestibule

2011 - Can't remember

2012 - Living Room between the two windows

2013 - Living Room in front of the big window

2014 - Living Room in corner by the big window

2015 - Living Room in corner in front of old chimney

2016 - Living Room in front of the big window

2017 - Living Room in front of the angled window

2018 - Living Room in front of the angled window (again)

2019 - Living Room in corner by the big window

2020 - Living Room in corner in front of old chimney

2021 - Living Room in front of the angled window

2022 - Living Room between the two windows

2023 - Living Room next to door to the vestible

2024 - Dining Room in the door to the vestible

2025 - Living Room in corner in front of old chimney

Again, this is for no other reason than my own information.

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 270)....

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1988 in London, Adele was born!

She started her career in 2008, and in those 18 years, she's gotten...

5 American Music awards

19 Billboard Music awards

1 Emmy award

16 Grammys (out of 24 nominations!)

And she's even got an Oscar, for Skyfall, the theme of a James Bond movie.

All told, in all music awards worldwide, Adele has earned 539 awards!

Now THAT'S badass!

POLT

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 851)......

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshies And Backwards Caps!

POLT

Monday, May 04, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5398)....

Check This Out!

As relevant today right here as it was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away!

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4542)....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have the cover of an imaginary comic: Marvel Team-Up #69: The Fantastic Four and Star Wars!

Looks like we've got Luke, Leia, Chewie and A2 teaming up with Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing and The Human Torch teaming up against Doctor Doom and Darth Vader!

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And today we also have CapTrooper.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4948)....

MAPS!

Today, we have a map of the Star Wars universe. You'll have to blow it up to see it properly, but it's impressive.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5397)....

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Cross franchise fandom fun.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1667)....

Where To Put It?

So this sexy gender bent Princess Leia cosplayer, where does he belong? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Dudes In Dresses? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 571).....

SUDS

Even Stormtroopers need to take a comfy sudsy bubble bath on occasion.

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 702).....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like to put on their Hello Kitty inspired pink Stormtrooper cosplay and go to a convention.

POLT

Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 669).......

Heavenly Hounds

Today we have the amazing Star Wars character Arf-2, Dog-2!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5396).....

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Even been curious about just how big the Empire's Executor class Star Dreadnoughts are? Well here is one, next to the island of Manhattan.

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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 780)....

What's Cool?

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as that time in Tunisia when George Lucas and Mark Hamill conferred together on Star Wars A New Hope.