Polt's Palace

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Not in the computer? File! FIle! (Part 17).....

Filed Away!

On this St. Patrick's Day, even the green skinned Wicked Witch of the West is not in the Epstein Files. But there is another equally weirdly hued person, surrounding with lil monkeys who sychophantically follow his every order, no matter how stupid or evil, and who tries to hurt those from another, different, foreign place, who IS in the Epstein Files!

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 232)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1943, and in the same town I was born in, was born....MAMA SHOCKEY!

Chef extraordinaire!

Needer Of Reading Glasses!

Maker Of And Wearer Of Costumes!

Lover Of Dogs!

Easter Bunny!

Dresser-Upper For Teas!

Owner Of Purple Hippopotamus!

Lover Of Green (especially on her birthday)!

Watcher Of Parades (even in the rain)!

Eater Of Buffets!

Wearer Of Ribbons And Bows!

Fast Food Enjoyer!

Imbiber Of The Occasional Alcoholic Beverage!

Holder Of Babies!

Player Of Ski Ball!

In other words, TOTAL Badass (but in the best way possible)!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5627).....

Check This Out!

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 844)....

Tooshie Tuesdays!

So since today is St. Patrick's Day, this week, we have Tooshies And Green Jockstraps!

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Monday, March 16, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5626)....

Check This Out!

It IS a mystery.

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4000).....

MAPS!

Today's map shows the Holy Roman Empire if it were reassembled today.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4494).....

Superhero Anydays

Today, by NeverKnew Lane, we have the Russian Romanov mutant siblings: Colossus and Magik!

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And today we have a cosplayer doing Mon-El, from the time period when he was on 20th century Earth and took Superman's place in the JLA.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1619)....

Where To Put It?

SO this muscle man, where does he belong? Wifebeater Wednesdays? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 299)......

Dudes In Dresses

Leather vest, Lil red dress, fishnet stockings, and......cowboy boots? Well it's a helluva look, but he pulls it off somehow.

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1100).....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Absolutely. And they're so stupid they don't get it. Never will.

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Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 658).....

Heavenly Hounds

Oh man, this is a GENIUS idea! Love it!

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Appreciate, then you can, ring my bell (Part 95)....

Perez Appreciation Post

Today, we have an amazing panel from the Avengers/JLA teamup miniseries as drawn by the Maestro George Perez. I put on it's side so all the glorious detail be more easily seen and appreciated.

Iron Man, Thor, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, The Flash, Vision, Giant Man, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Wasp, Superman (with Captain America's shield, And Scarlet Witch.

Such an outstanding artist.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5625)...

Check This Out!

Yeah, I totally agree with this statement.

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 231)......

Badass Birthday

On this day, in Virginia in 1751, James Madison was born.

The Fourth President of the United States was one of the most influential of Founding Fathers. He led the country into and through the War Of 1812. He was played a vital role in the writing of the Constitution and Bill Of Rights. He believed in a strong Federal Government and was a central figure in the Democratic-Republican party of the time (the forerunner of the Democratic Party). He oversaw several land acquisitions that expanded the borders of the USA. And, his wife Dolly, even after his death, was a fixture and mover/shaker and icon of Washington DC for many many years.

Even tho his wife absolutely was, he too was a badass.

POLT

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 16).....

Filed Away!

HAL9000, the computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey who killed the crew of the ship it was on and tried to kill Dave, until he destroyed it....NOT in the Epstein Files. But there is someone as devoid of personality as a monotone speaking computer and who has no issue with killing people, be it underage girls who he raped or American soldiers in a pointless of choice in the Middle East who IS in the Epstein Files.