My badass song, my happy world (Part 303)......

 Badass Birthdays

On this date in 1952 in Cleveland Ohio, Carol Kane was born. 

Carol Kane is an actress and comedian.  She's earned 2 Emmys for her work on the TV show Taxi back in the 70s.  She currently is working on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds as the character Pelia.  She also has played the role of Madama Morrible in Wicked both on Broadway and in touring companies.  On Film, she's earned 1 Oscar nomination, and has appeared in the films Dog Day Afternoon, Annie Hall, The Princess Bride and Scrooged. 

All in all a very versatile badass actress. 

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 611).....

 Thursday Thighs

Sun's out on the beach, time to let those thighs out on the beach!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5572).......

 Check This Out!

tRump and his idiotic concert could only get the likes of Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and other Z-listers.  And then of course, nearly all them dropped out.  So he basically could get no one. 

The Obama Presidential Library or Obama Center or whatever they call it in Chicago, is having it's grand opening tomorrow night, I believe.  Who was Obama able to get to perform? 

See below. 

This just HAS to piss the orange shitgibbon off to no end!   And I'm totally here for it. 

If things like this keep happening I'm gonna buy stock in Heinz, what with all the ketchup being hurled against walls and such. 

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4586)....

Superhero Anydays

The Squadron Supreme was a pastiche of the Justice League what appeared in Marvel's Avengers comics (among others).  They were from an alternate Earth where they were the main superhero team (and in the late 70s, Nelson Rockefeller was president and the largest city was called New Amsterdam still...etc, etc.  There were other differences too).  So someone did the founding six members of the Squadron in the manner of the JLA Unlimited animated series. 

Amphibian, Skrullian Skymaster, Nighthwawk, Power Princess, Hyperion, Whizzer, and Dr. Spectrum hovering over them. 

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And today we also have a cute, twinkie, gender bent Scarlet Witch cosplayer. 

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4092)....

 MAPS!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5571)....

 Check This Out!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1709)...

 Where To Put It? 

So where should this smiling, happy cute fella go?  Fetching Faces?  Bros With Braces?  Luscious Licks?  Shirtless Mondays?  Check This Out!? 

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 783)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have, on an attractive hairy guy, a set of rainbow bib overall shorts.

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Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 678)....

 Heavenly Hounds

Dogs, the original party animals. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5570)....

 Check This Out!

It's as I've often said, if you want to find out why anything in American now is going badly, you should look at back to Ronald Reagan. 

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Say your lines, but do you feel them (Part 54).....

 Quintessential Quotes

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Book me a room, at the Casa de Loco (Part 91)....

 Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Spend The Day In Bed

Better hurry, he's waiting patiently! 

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1753).....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

This was the group of world leaders at the G7 Meeting in France. 

Now why would one member of a group be standing all by himself, alone and unengaged, which everyone else chats, visits with each other has a good time?   tRump smells like shit.  tRump is an asshole and no one wants to engage with him.  tRump, in his dementia, has no idea where he is, what he is doing there, and why is he out in the sun.  Everyone else is avoiding him due to the things he's said about them before, about the tariffs he stupidly threw on them, and the war he needlessly started that now wrecking the world economy.  All of the above? 

Yeah, I'm going with all of the above. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5569)...

 Check This Out!

I find that I cannot disagree with this statement in any way. 

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My badass song, my happy world (Part 302).....

 Badass Birthday

On this date in 1980, in Florida, Venus Williams was born. 

Venus Williams is widely regarded as one of the greatest tennis players of all time. She has been ranked as Number 1 in both singles and doubles.   She has won 49 singles titles, including seven majors, five of which were at Wimbledon and two at the US Open.   She has won a gold medal in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.   She's won 22 doubles titles including 14 majors and 3 Olympic gold medals.  She has appeared multiple times in the finals of all four major tournaments. 

Total badass.

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 937)......

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week we have Wifebeaters And Necklaces!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5568)....

 Check This Out!

That's the Art Of The Deal, man!  The fucking Art Of The Deal. 

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4091).....

 MAPS!

As a fire sign myself, I can tell you, I would indeed enjoy a one floor home like this.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4585).....

 Superhero Anydays

Not sure of the artist, looks like Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, but it's six/sevenths of the founding members of the Justice League Of America!

Clockwise from bottom right: Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Superman and Batman in the middle.  Only the Martian Manhunter is missing.

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And today we also have a gender bent Two Face cosplayer. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5567)...

 Check This Out!

Here is the Stanford Men's Swimming/Diving Team Seniors at graduation.

I mean, really if anyone should be in just Speedos and gowns, THESE are the guys.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1708)....

 Where To Put It? 

Today we have the Spellman Twins being all cheeky.  Where should their pic go?  Gemini Guys?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Tooshie Tuesdays?  Real Men Wear Pink (the robe)?  Check This Out!? 

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 782)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have an ear of Glass Gem Corn and all it's rainbow kernels.

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 127)....

 Vintage Visions

We have always been here, and we're not going anywhere!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5566).....

 Check This Out!

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Just with I knew what color my hair was (Part 14)......

 Hairthing Happenings

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1143).....

 Fetching Faces

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1752).....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

I guess he should get 60 Nobel Peace Prizes then, eh? :D :D :D

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5565)....

 Check This Out!

This is me pretty much every day. 

The pretending doesn't always work, by the way. 

Most of the time, it does not. 

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 858)....

 Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Bare Tooshies And Wifebeaters!

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Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 16).....

 Legion Lore

Bouncing Boy

Chuck Taine, the second Legionnaire in a row to be born on Earth,   He was delivering bottled super plastic formula for his boss when he decided to visit a sporting event and purchased a bottled soft drink.  He accidentally drank the super plastic formula instead.  This gave him the ability to inflate himself like a giant ball and bounce around. 

He applied for Legion membership but was rejected.  But then he defeated a robber who was using an electric device which didn't affect him cause he wasn't touching the ground.   The Legion admitted him afterwards.  He designated himself the Legion Morale Officer and with his wit and humor, it was a good fit. 

Bouncing Boy lost his powers at least twice due to various reasons, but regained them later.  He dated Triplicate Girl for some time, and during one of the power losses, she had one of her bodies killed by Computo.    With their shared losses, he decided to propose, she accepted and they were the first Legionnaires to marry.  

The Legion Constitution forbid married members, so the resigned.  They took up teaching at the Legion Academy, and did so for many years.  After the Legion Constitution was amended to allow married members, they decided to become Reserve members so they could continue at the Academy, and did so even beyond the disbandment of the team after the Magic Wars. 

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