Thursday, July 09, 2026

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 317)....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1956 in Califonia, Tom Hanks was born. 


I surely don't have to mention Tom Hanks creditials, everyone should know who he is.  But let me DO mention a few: 

Six Oscar nominations. 
Won two (in successive years) for Philadelphia and Forrest Gump. 
Five Golden Globe wins. 
Seven Emmy awards as a director and producer

And that doesn't include all the amazing film and tv shows he's acted in, or directed or produced.

Without needing to say more, I can unequivocally state he IS a badass!

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You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 614)....

 Thursday Thighs


Woof....those puppies are IMpressive!

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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5458)...

 Check This Out!


This parable is not about bees and flies alone.

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4606)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, we have by comic book artist Kerry Gammill, an unusual combination of Justice League members



Clockwise from bottom left: Superman (with his hideous mullet), Green Arrow II (Connor Hawke, son of Green Arrow I), The Flash III (the former Kid Flash), Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Batman, and...Fire.  (it's strange that she's here as she was never a member of the team at this time)
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And today we have a Colossus cosplayer 


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I took the roads less traveled by (Part 4112).....

 MAPS!


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5457)....

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Pffft, when have they ever let facts interrupt their racist plots and plans? 

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Put your love to the test (Part 1729)....

 Where To Put It? 

So this cute twink, and his full underwear, where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Luscious Licks?  Shirtless Mondays?  Possibly Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out? 


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1773)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 714).....

 Real Men Wear Pink 

Sometimes, Real Men, like internet celeb WootyBooty like to wear nothing but a pink jockstrap and hold a pink fan...especially when it's a hot summer like now. 


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5456)....

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Aw, cmon.  What could she has possibly done to warrant this? 

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 134).....

 Vintage Visions


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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1154)....

 Fetching Faces


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It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 795)....

 What's Cool? 

You think you're cool?  Well you'll never be as cool as these "modern" hair styles. 


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5455)....

 Check This Out!


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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 316)....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1831, in George USA, John Stith Pemberton was born. 


Assuredly, you don't know him, but you certainly know OF him. 

He served in the Confederate Army during the Civil War and recieved a sabre wound in the Battle of Columbus which bothered him for years.   He had chornic pain and a morphine addiction because of it.  In order for some relief, he experimented with many different combination of toxing and painkillers.  He came up a mixture of alcohol and cocaine and eventually this became....

Coca-Cola.  He invented and perfected it. 

See, I told you you've heard of him. 

He passed away just 2 years after doing so in 1888 at the age of 57. 

But still, inventer of Coke...yep total badass. 

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 940)....

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week we have Wifebeaters With Backpacks On Elevators!







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Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5454).....

 Check This Out!



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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4111)....

 MAPS!

Today a pic and the floorplan of a cute lil bungalow. 



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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4605)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today by the criminally underrated but always exquisite Paul Smith we have Kitty Pryde aka Sprite aka Ariel aka Shadowcat and per dragon Lockheed. 

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And today we also have Robin and Green Lantern cosplayers.


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Check this out, ral quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5453)......

 Check This Out!


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Put your love to the test (Part 1728)....

 Where To Put It? 

This cute fun couple belongs where?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Frenching Fridays?  Fetching Faces?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Check This Out!? 


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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 133)...

 Vintage Visions

Despite the questionable hair and collars, these aren't bad looking gentlemen.


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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1025)....

 Luscious Licks


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5452).....

 Check This Out!


Wouldn't surprise me a bit. 

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 799)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a fuzzy rainbow pillow under the head of a cute twink in a shirt and nothing but a tiny thong. 


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1772)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


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I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 200)....

 Comic Book Craziness

Nothing to see here, just Bob Hope meeting Aquaman on the planet Venus. 


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5451)....

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According to reports, turtlemitch is brain dead and won't be coming back.  Now putting aside the fact that his staff isn't releasing any details and they're probably holding the announcement until after it's too late for Thomas Massie to run for a special election to replace him (because they are beacons of honestly and ethics after all), all I have to say about this is...

Thoughts and prayers.  I mean, it if worked well enough for school students slaughtered by automatic firearms, it's surely good enough for this old racist. 

So thoughts and prayers.  Oh, and Fuck you, Mitch McConnell.  May you burn in the deepest darkest pit of hell.  Where you belong.

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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 315)......

 Badass Birthday

On this date, 99 years ago in 1927, in Ordgon, Doc Severinson was born. 


Doc Severinson was a world reknown trumpeter.  He was in the NBC Tonight Band from 1949 to 1957.  He returned to it in 1962, and in 1967 became the band leader.  

The band was renamed the NBC Orchestra and became perhaps the best know big band orchestra in the world.  He was band leader all through Johnny Carson's tenure on the Tonight Show.  He filled in for Ed McMahon at time when the latter was on vacation.    He frequently yelled to the band, "In the Key of E" and then whatever they played began belting out a nonsense song.  There was a reoccuring segment where audience members were invited to name a song and see if the band could play it.  It was called, "Stump The Band". 

He stayed with the show until Johnny Carson retired in 1992.  Afterwards, he made guest appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman and on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.   He also had a recording career making big band albums. 

In addition to all this, when I was working at Borders between 2000 and 2003, he actually came to our local store for an evening, an evening I was working.  I believe he was hawking a book  and was there signing them and meeting fans.  I did not interact with him personally, but I remember my coworkers who did saying he was very pleasant fellow and a total gentleman. 

But just for having such a long career, he's certainly a badass. 

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 861)....

 Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshies Kneeling On The Bed!











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Monday, July 06, 2026

 It should be no surprise the US team lost to Belgium in the World Cup.  The orange shitgibbon stuck his nose into the whole red card controversy and as the saying goes “Everything tRump touches dies”.   Just like only game the Knicks lost earlier year.   The man is a fucking jinx.  Like King Midas but instead of hold his touch makes things turn to shit. 

And it couldn’t happen to a better guy. 

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Update: 

There's more!  

- Attended a Super Bowl and predicted a Chiefs win: Eagles blew then out.
- Attended a Commanders game when they hosted the Lions, and they lost
- Was at a suite in Miami to watch them lose the College Football National Championship
- Attended the Ryders Cup when Europe topped the US

I love all this for him SO MUCH!

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5450).....

 Check This Out!



Buncha fucking hypocrites. 

Also, if you're cause is just, if you are PROUD of being a "proud boy", by cover your face?

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4604)......

 Superhero Anydays

Not positive, but I think this is by Neverknew_Lane, and it's of my two favorite members of the Legion Of Super-Heroes (who also happen to be a couple): Ultra Boy and Phanton Girl. 


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And today we also have a Daredevil cosplayer. 


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