Saturday, June 20, 2026

My baby's got a secret (Part 998)....

 Secret Satrudays

These come each week from www.postsecret.com 

This week, since yesterday was Juneteeth, we have Secrets And Americans of Color. 






POLT

Friday, June 19, 2026

Tried to be a mess, tried to be my best (Part 27)....

 Best Of....

Today we find out what the best song from one of the greatest of New Wave bands is....Talking Heads!


They had many great songs: 

This Must Be The Place
Burning Down The House
Life During Wartime
Psycho Killer
Take Me To The River
Girlfriend Is Better
Slippery People
And She Was
Road To Nowhere

All classics to one degree or another.  But I gotta say, THE greatest Talking Heads song can be none other than....

Once In A Lifetime!


Crazy iconins lyrics.  Hypnotising riffs and beats.  And in the video, the crazy, jerky dancing by lead singer David Byrne (which, incidentally, supposedly caused a fellow to get kicked out of a club when this song came on and he started repeated the dancing in the video move per move.  People thought he was on drugs.)  And all in under 4 minutes!

POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night...

 Books 2026


Today, off www.bookshop,org (you should order books from here, not Amazon.  This site helps local small indpendent bookstores), I ordered two books. 

Marvels: The Novelizations, by Steve Darnell and Alex Ross
The Fog: The Official Novelization, by Dennis Etchison and Christian Francis

Yearly Totals: 

Jan 12: 4 books for $17,80, average of $4.45
           Totals: 4 books for $17.80, average of $4.45
Feb 15: 2 books for $11.64, average of $5.82
           Totals: 6 books for $29.44, average of $4.91
Feb 17: 5 books for $80.61, average of $16.22
           Totals: 11 books for $110.05, average of $10.00 
Feb 25: 2 books for $52.98, average of $26.49 each
           Totals: 13 books for $163.03, average of $12.54 
Mar 16: 2 books for $58.19, average of $29.10 each
           Totals: 15 books for $221.22, average of $14.75
Mar 23: 2 books for $6.34, average of $3.17 each
           Totals: 17 books for $227.56, average of $13.39
Mar 24: 3 books for $104.66, average of $34.89 each
           Totals: 20 books for $332.22, average of $16.61
Apr 2: 3 books for $12.69, average of $4.23 each
           Totals: 23 books for $344.91, average of $14.99
Apr 24: 3 books for $55.33, average of $18.44 each
           Totals: 26 books for $400.24, average of $15.39
May 11: 2 books for $14.82, average of $7.41 each 
            Totals: 28 books for $415.06, average of $14.82
May 11: 2 books for $38.81, average of $19.41 each
            Totals: 30 books for $453.87, average of $15.13
June 19: 2 books for $48.10, average of $24.05 each
            Toatls: 32 books for $501.97, average of $15.69

Of these 32 books, 23 are actual books, 9 are graphic novels.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5580)....

 Check This Out!


The living ex-presidents.  We'll NEVER see the orange shitgibbon hanging out with this group.  1. He'd never be invited. 2. He'd never go even if invited. 3. These four don't want to be subjected to the constant smell of shitty diaper and orane clown makeup.  4. He doesn't know how to smile.  5. He'll never get to be an ex=President again, as he'll be dead before Jan 20, 2029,  6. He'd never stand out in the sun long enough for a photo, it might make his clown makeup run.  7. Outside by the water like this there's nowhere to plaster ugly, gaudy, gold lamee knick-nacks from Home Depot. 8. He'd charge them all a million bucks each for a picture.  9.  There's zero drama in this pic and drama follows him everywhere.  10. These 4 wouldn't want their fun times ruined by GrumpyCankles McFuckface. 

POLT

If I wer e ahero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4588)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today we have, again by Joe Phillips, a gender bent White Queen Emma (or maybe Emmitt) Frost.


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And today we also have a pretty hot looking Nightwing cosplayer. 


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4094)....

 MAPS!

Today we have the floorplan of this small home that has a surpisingly amount of room on in its three floors. 



The first floor

The second floor

The basement


Were the house mine, I'd make the bedroom on the first floor the guest rooml, the second floor bedroom on the left the Master Bedroom and the bedroom on the right, my own private library. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5579)...

 Check This Out!


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1711)....

 Where To Put It? 

So where should this thicc fella belong?  Fetching Faces?  Wifebeater Wednesdays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


POLT

I need to be dazzling, I ned to be rainbow high (Part 785).......

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a cute twink wearing rainbow striped socks. 


POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 602).....

 MOTIVATION


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5578)....

 Check This Out!


Once again, tRump and his cult are so stupid they probably believe this.

POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 899)....

 Gemini Guys

Today, we have the shirtless, and sexy, Brodes Twins, wearing only jeans...or perhaps only half-wearing them.   NOT that I'm complaining. 


POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Prat 1144)......

 Fetching Faces


POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1754)...

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump


He is such an idiot.  In almost ALL things.   And he has no issue displaying that idiocy ever time he opens his mouth. 

It's no wonder his cult members love him so and will never desert him, they're just like him. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5577)......

 Check This Out!


Dear God!  That's not just a horse, that's a...night MARE!

POLT

My badass song, my happy world (Part 304)......

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1945, in Myanmar, Aung San Suu Kyi was born.


Aung San Suu Kyi is a Burmese politician, diplomat and author.   She won the Nobel Peace Prize.  She was a leader of a political party in Myanmar and when she was the opposition party leader, she was arrested by the dictator who took over in a coup, charged and she was sentenced to house arrest for several years.  The United Nations, most European countries and the USA all condemned all the sentences and arrests.  Despite all this, she has remained a voice for democracy and freedom in Myanmar. 

Badass politician. 

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 912)....

 Frenching Fridays

This week, we have Shirtless Kisses!







POLT

Thursday, June 18, 2026

I would sell my collection, for if I did, I would cry (Part 127)...

 Today In The History Of Polt's Comic Book Collection

Today we travel back to June of 1982, and the first ever graphic novel, Marvel's The Death Of Captain Marvel. 


This was the first one ever made: a longer story, all in one issue, printed on better, shinier paper, in a larger format.   And since it was successful, both comic book companies started producing more. 

Anyway, the story itself is a damn good one.   Written and drawn by Jim Starlin, it tells the tales of Kree soldier and Avengers longtime ally, Captain Marvel.  And in the end, despite all the attempts of all of Marvel's greatest minds and heroes, he does indeed die.  

Of cancer.  Not a supervillain, not a nefarious trap, just a human deadly disease.

It really is a great piece of work. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5576)....

 Check This Out!


The glaring omission is because the orange shitgibbon and the Slovenia whore were NOT invited! 

BWAAHAHHHAHAH!!!  

I mean, not that he would have gone even if he HAD been invited.  But still, the snub is GLORIOUS.  And seeing all the stars and celebrities and musical acts there, knowing HE wasn't invited, has just got to be sitting in his craw like an absess!  

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4093)...

 MAPS!


Inside the triangle is every county who has ever won the World Cup. 

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4587)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today,we have a 2 pages spread from DC's 1994 Zero Hour, drawn by Dan Jurgens and inked by Jerry Ordway.  It shows like damn near every hero active at the time. 


Wonder Woman, front and center.  Roughly clockwise from her is....

Metamorpho, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Maxima, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Dr. Light, The Atom, Red Star, Guy Garner Warrior, Impulse, (some new hero at the time time who amounted to nothing and remains unknown to me), Elongated Man, Steel, Pantha, Redwing, Captain Atom, Martian Manhunter, Kilowatt, Triumph, The Ray, Starfire, Northwind, Jade, Captain Marvel, Obsidian, Geo-Force, Darkstar, Phantasm, Amazing Man, Superman, Saturn Girl, Emerald Dragon, Agent Liberty, Superboy, Supergirl, Cosmic Boy, Lighting Lad, Green Lantern, Despero, Batgirl, Katana, Unknown armored dude, unknown pregnant lady, Robin, Batman, and Nightwing. 
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And today we have Dee Ensley in his gender bent Rogue cosplay. 


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5574).....

 Check This Out!



POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1710)....

 Where To Put It? 

Damn, this is one sexy piece of manhood right here (despite the facial tattoos) !  Where does he belong?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 784)...

 Pride Prisms

So today we have two bartenders in rainbow wifbeaters, one with a rainbow headband. 


POLT

I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part 361)......

 Second Amendment Sanity


Yep, that's how you do it. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5574)...

 Check This Out!


This is six years old, but still as relevent today. 

POLT

Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 321)....

 Dudes In Dresses


POLT

I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 580)....

 SUDS

Proves one doesn't have to be naked to get into the SUDS category. 


POLT

A people, a tongue a nation (Part 1022)....

 Luscious Licks


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5573).........

 Check This Out!


Bunch of incompetant idiots. 

POLT

My badass song, my happy world (Part 303)......

 Badass Birthdays

On this date in 1952 in Cleveland Ohio, Carol Kane was born. 


Carol Kane is an actress and comedian.  She's earned 2 Emmys for her work on the TV show Taxi back in the 70s.  She currently is working on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds as the character Pelia.  She also has played the role of Madama Morrible in Wicked both on Broadway and in touring companies.  On Film, she's earned 1 Oscar nomination, and has appeared in the films Dog Day Afternoon, Annie Hall, The Princess Bride and Scrooged. 

All in all a very versatile badass actress. 

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 611).....

 Thursday Thighs

Sun's out on the beach, time to let those thighs out on the beach!


POLT

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5572).......

 Check This Out!

tRump and his idiotic concert could only get the likes of Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and other Z-listers.  And then of course, nearly all them dropped out.  So he basically could get no one. 

The Obama Presidential Library or Obama Center or whatever they call it in Chicago, is having it's grand opening tomorrow night, I believe.  Who was Obama able to get to perform? 

See below. 



This just HAS to piss the orange shitgibbon off to no end!   And I'm totally here for it. 

If things like this keep happening I'm gonna buy stock in Heinz, what with all the ketchup being hurled against walls and such. 

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4586)....

Superhero Anydays

The Squadron Supreme was a pastiche of the Justice League what appeared in Marvel's Avengers comics (among others).  They were from an alternate Earth where they were the main superhero team (and in the late 70s, Nelson Rockefeller was president and the largest city was called New Amsterdam still...etc, etc.  There were other differences too).  So someone did the founding six members of the Squadron in the manner of the JLA Unlimited animated series. 


Amphibian, Skrullian Skymaster, Nighthwawk, Power Princess, Hyperion, Whizzer, and Dr. Spectrum hovering over them. 
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And today we also have a cute, twinkie, gender bent Scarlet Witch cosplayer. 


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4092)....

 MAPS!


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5571)....

 Check This Out!


POLT