Polt's Palace

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon

Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon

Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon

Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 14: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 15: $4.09 a gallon
Thursday Apr 16: $4.09 a gallon
Friday Apr 17: $4.09 a gallon
Saturday Apr 18: $4.09 a gallon
Sunday Apr 19: $4.09 a gallon
Monday Apr 20: $4.09 a gallon
Tuesday Apr 21: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 22: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 23: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 24: $4.03 a gallon

Saturday Apr 25: $4.03 a gallon

Sunday Apr 26: $4.03 a gallon

Monday Apr 27: $4.03 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 28: $4.29 a gallon (+1.20 since he started his war of choice)

Wednesday Apr 29: $4.29 a gallon

Thursday Apr 30: $4.24 a gallon

Friday, May 1: $4.24 a gallon
Saturday, May 2: $4.39 a gallon

Sunday, May 3: $4.39 a gallon (+.36 a gallon in one week)

Monday, May 4: $4.39 a gallon

Tuesday, May 5: $4.39 a gallon (+1.30 since he started he war of choice)

Wednesday, May 6: $4.39 a gallon

Thursday, May 7: $4.39 a gallon

Friday, May 8: $4.39 a gallon

Saturday, May 9: $4.39 a gallon

Sunday, May 10: $4.39 a gallon

Monday, May 11: $4.39 a gallon

Tuesday, May 12: $4.39 a gallon (+1.30 since he started his war of choice)

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5428)...

Check This Out!

It's undeniably true. And as equally undeniably sad.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4550)....

Superhero Anydays

Today, again by Neverknew Lane, we have an imaginary cover for an Avengers' comic where the team was "Cap's Kookie Quartet" and two founders who rejoined after a time, apparently trying to take on the Hulk!?!

Clockwise from bottom left: Hawkeye, Captain American, Giant-Man, Wasp, Scarlet Witch with Quicksilver in the middle taking on Hulk.

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And today we also have a Magento cosplayer, in an impressive home made costume.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4956).....

MAPS!

Today, we have the floor plane of a small mid-century house.

I think, were this my house, the first floor bedroom would be a library. The bedroom with the attic attached would be my bedroom, the other, a guest bedroom.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5427)....

Check This Out!

The orange shitgibbon will always, ALWAYS be a sad pathetic little man living his shadow.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1674)....

Where To Put It?

I have no idea who this guy is (tho, damn I sure would like to!) but anyway, where should he go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

Say your lines, but do you feel them (Part 48)....

Quintessential Quotes

Who knew Ghandi could see the future? I suppose he was just an keen observer of human nature.

POLT

I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 762)....

Pride Prisms

Rainbows are everywhere, even in the skies as hot air balloons.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5426).....

Check This Out!

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1730).....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

I have questions. Who did the rankings? When were they done? It's a little soon to be ranking Biden and the orange shitgibbon. And frankly, with it not being even 20 years since Obama was elected, it's a little too soon to be ranking him too. Undoubtedly, he and Biden's rankings will fluctuate over the years as historians reevaluate their administrations.

But I think it's safe to say James Buchanan no longer has to worry about holding onto the last place in most presidential rankings. And coming in below HIM, as well as William Henry Harrison, who was only president for one month, is really quite the accomplishment.

POLT

Latex thongs, licorice ships, strap iton (Part 346)....

Mankini Men

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 311).....

Dudes In Dresses

I forget the name of this comedian but he's a cutie, especially when he's wearing a skirt.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5425)....

Check This Out!

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 275)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1907 in Connecticut, Katharine Hepburn was born.

Katherine Hepburn has a career spanning six decades! She appeared in film and on televions movies at the age of 87!

She received 4 Oscars, which is a record for a performer. She's been nominated for an Oscar 12 times, a record only surpassed by Meryl Streep. And she holds the record for the longest time between the first and last Oscar nomination: 48 years!

She's won 2 BAFTAs and an Emmy. She's been nominated for 8 Golden Globes, 2 Grammys, and 2 Tonys!

A total badass actress!

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 853)....

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshie Outside Covered By Undies!

POLT

Monday, May 11, 2026

Night arrives with her purple legion (Part 8).....

Legion Lore

Brainiac 5

Querl Dox was born on the 'planet of geniuses' Colu. However, he was born extra, extra smart, a 12th Level Intelligence...practically unheard of. He joined the Legion under the name Brainiac 5 because he was great-great-grandson of Superman's enemy Brainiac!

His power is a super-intellect, he spends a lot of time in his lab, conducting experiments and making things (one of which was the intelligent computer Computo who turned evil and ended up killing one of Triplicate Girl's three bodies). Despite his great intelligence, he has limited social skills, being very brusque and even rude sometimes.

But overtime, he ended up falling in love with Supergirl when she's come to the future from the present. She eventually returned the feelings and they had a relationship (as much as one could have when they're separated by 1000 years!), until she died during the Crisis on Infinite Earths.

This is drawn again by iconic Superman and Legion artist Curt Swan.

POLT

I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....

Books 2026

Today, on my travels, I visited Ollies, so then of course, I had to get some books among other things. I got two graphic novels.

Then later in the day, I got online to order some things and ordered two more books:

Fables Encyclopedia by Jess Nevins

Who's Who In The Marvel Universe

Charlie's Angels vs Bionic Woman graphic novel

The Family Man, by Elinor Lipman

Yearly totals:

Jan 12: 4 books for $17,80, average of $4.45

Totals: 4 books for $17.80, average of $4.45

Feb 15: 2 books for $11.64, average of $5.82

Totals: 6 books for $29.44, average of $4.91

Feb 17: 5 books for $80.61, average of $16.22

Totals: 11 books for $110.05, average of $10.00

Feb 25: 2 books for $52.98, average of $26.49 each

Totals: 13 books for $163.03, average of $12.54

Mar 16: 2 books for $58.19, average of $29.10 each

Totals: 15 books for $221.22, average of $14.75

Mar 23: 2 books for $6.34, average of $3.17 each

Totals: 17 books for $227.56, average of $13.39

Mar 24: 3 books for $104.66, average of $34.89 each

Totals: 20 books for $332.22, average of $16.61

Apr 2: 3 books for $12.69, average of $4.23 each

Totals: 23 books for $344.91, average of $14.99

Apr 24: 3 books for $55.33, average of $18.44 each

Totals: 26 books for $400.24, average of $15.39

May 11: 2 books for $14.82, average of $7.41 each

Totals: 28 books for $415.06, average of $14.82

May 11: 2 books for $38.81, average of $19.41 each

Totals: 30 books for $453.87, average of $15.13

Of these 30 books, 21 are actual books, 9 are graphic novels.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5424).....

Check This Out!

God and all those who acknowledge actual reality.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4955).....

MAPS!

POLT

f I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4549)....

Superhero Anydays

Today we have a panel from a comic book showing some members of Earth-2's Justice Society Of America battling the Magic Thunderbolt of fellow member Johnny Thunder, for some reason.

Dr. Fate, The Flash, Green Lantern, The Atom and Mr. Terrific.

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And today we also have internet celeb Isaiah Xavier, in his gender bent, Raven from the Ten Titans cosplay.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5423)....

Check This Out!

Hahahahaha....well it IS true.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1673)....

Where To Put It?

So where does this hottie belong? Real Men Wear Pink? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Check This Out!?

POLT

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 705)....

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like this ballet dancer, like to put on pink tights and stretch themselves out into an obscenely wide split.

POLT

I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 573)....

SUDS

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5422)....

Check This Out!

POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1135).....

Fetching Faces

Bedhead, those eyes and the stubble....makes for quite a look, eh?

POLT

You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Part 469)....

Abandoned Places

POLT

Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 454)....

Hookup Humor

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5421)....

Check This Out!

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon

Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon

Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon

Saturday Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon

Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon

Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon

Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon

Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon

Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon

Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon

Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon

Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon

Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon

Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 14: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)

Wednesday Apr 22: $4.09 a gallon

Thursday Apr 23: $4.09 a gallon

Friday Apr 24: $4.03 a gallon

Saturday Apr 25: $4.03 a gallon

Sunday Apr 26: $4.03 a gallon

Monday Apr 27: $4.03 a gallon

Tuesday Apr 28: $4.29 a gallon (+1.20 since he started his war of choice)

Wednesday Apr 29: $4.29 a gallon

Thursday Apr 30: $4.24 a gallon

Friday, May 1: $4.24 a gallon
Saturday, May 2: $4.39 a gallon

Sunday, May 3: $4.39 a gallon (+.36 a gallon in one week)

Monday, May 4: $4.39 a gallon

Tuesday, May 5: $4.39 a gallon (+1.30 since he started he war of choice)

Wednesday, May 6: $4.39 a gallon

Thursday, May 7: $4.39 a gallon

Friday, May 8: $4.39 a gallon

Saturday, May 9: $4.39 a gallon

Sunday, May 10: $4.39 a gallon

Monday, May 11: $4.39 a gallon

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 274)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1904 in Spain, Salvador Dali was born.

He was, I would say, the world's foremost Surrealist Artist. Just Google his name, you'll see his works. I mean, yeah, his art i iconic and groundbreaking, but really he'd be a badass for having and keeping that moustache!

He passed in 1989 at the age of 85.

POLT