An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 174)...

TMI TUESDAYS

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1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well obviously I'd have to say my penis. I've seen some really lucky guys be able to do this in movies, although I fear if I could, I'd never leave the house.
2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? As often as I damn well pleased, and as long as it would take for me not to need to reach that part anymore.
3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Light bondage. I mean just typing someone up spread eagle to a bed or something so they couldn't move and blindfolding them and then having my way with them.
4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? Can I chose to swap kidneys? That way, if I don't like her kidney, or she doesn't like mine, we each still have another working kidney to fall back on. And who would I chose as the donor? I don't know, someone who needed a new kidney?
5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Oh do you really even NEED to ask me my answer to this? I'm shagging all the hot guys I always wanted to, but didn't. As many as possible, as often as possible. Maybe even two or three at a time.
Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. I don't know who the hell wants a plot in a porno anyway, but MY plot is sex sex sex!

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part

TMI Tuesdays

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The Valentine's Day Edition.
1. Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010? I have had sex with two people so far this year. I have no passed at an opporutnity 'to sex with antoher person'. Like I'd ever do that. 2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) Hmm, I'm not sure. I know when Freddie had on the edible undies we were both laughing so hard we couldn't do anything but laugh. They were so sad and pathetic and silly looking. I was crying I was laughing so hard, but so was he.
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? I know we've had this question before and my answer remains the same: The cuteness of their boyfriend.
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you? The best one used on me was a guy who came up can said, "Guys with glasses are so hot! When you're fucking me later tonight, you will have to keep them on the whole time!" I did fuck him later that night, but I didn't keep them on the whole time, just part of it. They fell off. I don't generally use pick-up lines. I find the best thing is to just smile and say HI. And depending on their reaction, go from there.
5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex? An outdoot swimming pool in broad daylight? The top of a parking garage at night, but with buildings overlooking the place? While driving a car while on an Interstate near Baltimore (although with this one, we soon stopped the car to continue so we didn't wreck)? And to be totally honest, all three of these were just oral sex, not fully on, full body sexual fucking.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower? I do pee in the shower, and I know Freddie knew that but I'm not sure any other boyfriends have known. Nor am I aware of any others peeing in the shower, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 172)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?Oh, more guys than I could ever mention here...seriously.
2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Swedish Fish! I can eat those until I get sick to my stomach, and once I even threw up.
3. GREED: What are you greedy for? Sex. That's kind of a LUST answer, I suppose.
4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Get outta bed around 9 or 10; piddle around on line until about lunch; shower; get something to eat; watch football at 1, 4, and 8 eating pizza and slurping down Pepsi all day before going to bed. Ah, I love Sundays.
5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. I've never physically assaulted anyone, never been in a fight. But I have, more times than I can count, verbally unleashed a can of whoop ass on someone. And they always deserved it.
6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? The filthy rich, because they don't have to work and spend their days engulfed in LUST, GLUTTONY or SLOTH.
7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? I'm proud of the fact that, I think, most people like me, that I can get along with and have fun with nearly anyone. And I've swallowed many things in my life, and only rarely has it had to have been my pride.

POLT Listening to "Devil" by Stereophonics

And if I were a garden, I'd bloom in black for you. - Ozzy Osbourne

An utterance, information, dont mince words (Part 171)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. What famous people share your birthday? Any the same year as well as day? According to Wikipedia, I was born on the same day Kazuya Nakai, Japanese voice actor, Rodney Sheppard, American musician (Sugar Ray), Gregg Turkington, American comedian (as Neil Hamburger) and musician, and Anthony Nesty, Surinamese swimmer...not that I've really ever heard of any of them.
2. Have you ever shared an address (before, during or after) with anyone famous? No way. I've only ever lived in the town I grew up in, and a year and a half at college, and there's no one famous from either my town or college.
3. Who else has your name? (Google yourself and see who else shows up) Apparently there's a pretty famous high school track athlete in Orgeon with my name. Other than that, just a few businessmen, real estate agents, accounts, etc.
4. Test the Six Degrees theory. Do you know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who knows President Obama? How about, say Dolly Parton? Well, I MIGHT, yeah sure. But do I for certain? Nah. And I think knowing Dolly is much more likely for me than for knowing Obama.
5. Try the sexual version. Have you had sex with someone who might have . . . anyone famous? (e.g. I slept with a woman who had slept with a Hollywood stuntman, who might have....) I've had sex with so many people I'm fairly certain that somewhere along the way some partner's slept with someone famous. Maybe a famous closeted legislator in Canada? Oh, I DID partner with an opera singer in Toronto once. he wasn't a big name, but when I Googled him, he was all over for appearances in operas around the world. Bit parts, no leads, mind you, but still.

POLT

An Utterance, information, don't mince words

TMI Tuesdays

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1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? Usually they're not that long, 5-10 minutes tops. And I'm thinking about whatver video may be playing on XTube, or Gayforit, or Male Tubes, or what have you, at the time.
2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating? Yeah, by mom once. I was like 16 or so. She walked in on me. Que Awkward Robot Dance.
3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure? Yes. Mostly for my own enjoyment, but since I have a webcam, and some Asian friends in Indonesia and the Phillippines (among other places) who like doing the same thing, some of the time it's been for someone else.
4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? I was never at a party specifically for masturbation, but I've been in places where there was groups of people involved in various sexual activites in view of other people. And some of those activities were masturbation, so the answer is yeah. And it was always same-sex.
5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Usually the former, although I've done the latter on occasion.
6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? No, I've never done that.
Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Rarely, I hope. However much it is, I use it too frequently. Especially when involved in a really good sex act.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 169)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. Ideal amount of sex per week? Alone: 15 times a week. With someone: 5 or 6 times a week. probably not all during the same week, though. Maybe when I was younger, but now, at 42, nope I don't think so.
2. Ever had an online affair? I'm not sure what this means. I've had 'affairs' with people I met online. There are a few guys in Indonesia I know from camming through Yahoo messenger and we play occasionally. If these count, then sure.
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope. Only been on a plane like 4 times in my life and never had the opportunity.
4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people? Yes. Close-minded, backwoods, redneck, ultra-conservative, judemental, Religious Right (who are actually neither truly religious, nor truly right), homophobic, wingnut Republicans. And unfortunately, there's a lot more of them out there than one would think.
5. What constitutes bad sex? I like the quote that reads, "Bad sex is still good sex cause it's sex."
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Honestly, I have no idea and I don't plan on ever being there to find out whether they can or not.

POLT Listening to "Running On Empty" by Jackson Browne

The leadership of the Republican Party are a bunch of sociopathic maniacs who had their lips super-glued to the ass of the conservative right. - Alec Baldwin

An utternace, information, don't mince words (Part 169)...

TMI Tuesdays

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Would you rather.....
1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm? Eyes that always smile. That way I can affect total strangers without saying a word. Which you'd kinda need to do to use your voice to calm them.
2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him/her? Oh definitely the latter. Cause in the former, then I've hurt my partner. And its much easier to be the hurtee and give forgiveness then it is to be the hurter and know you've caused it.
3. Have better sex or more money? More money. Cause More money could concievably lead to better sex, while better sex won't necessarily lead to more money.
4. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know the future? Oh read minds ABSOLUTELY! Why would I want to know the future? It'll happen eventually. but to know what other people are thinking, when they're lying and when their not, what they REALLY think of me, yeah, that's what I'd want!
5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? I'm pretty sure we've answered this before but definitely the have sex. Cause sex is just an action, but love involved emotions. I can have sex with someone and still love someone else, but if I love someone, it's a little hard to love someone else as well. Or sincerely.
Bonus (as in optional): What one thing, big or small, would you change in your life if granted one wish by a lamp-bound genie? Why? I'd have them give me eyes that smile, or more money, or the ability to read minds! Yeah. No seriously, I would have the genie give mom perfect health for as long as she lives, and when her times comes, to have it be a pain free death. She's deserving of no less.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 168)...

TMI Tuesdays

Would you rather.....
1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip? I can't have both? Like relax one day, have an adventure the next, have a relaxing adventure the third day, and so on?
2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex? Oh, the sex, definitely. I'll have PLENTY of nights to get good sleep, amazing sex is a rarer thing.
3. Be intimate with the lights on or off? Doesn't matter to me, I've done both in probably equal amounts. Although I prefer to see my partners reactions, smile, facial expressions, etc.
4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm? Oh, I DO love kissing so much. But then orgasming is pretty damn awesome too. Hmm, I think I'd have to say the amazing kisser, cause I can always bring myself to pretty good orgasm, but I can't kiss myself at all.
5. Date someone much younger or much older than you? I've dated much younger than me, twenty years younger. While I wouldn't be opposed to an older guy, I certainly don't want one twenty years older than me! He'd be damn near ready for Social Security. No, I'll go with the younger.
Bonus (as in optional): Which reality show would you be good at? Why? Anything where I didn't have to actually DO anything, like the Real World or something. All your gotta do there is drink a lot, bitch about your housemates, and get into melodramatic, over the top, arguements. I can do that real easy.

POLT Listening to "The Show Must Go On" by Queen

Be reasonable. Do it MY way. - Jackie Snook

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 167)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2009? Oh, about a 7 I'd think.
2. What are your favorite/naughtiest/sexiest/most fun 2009 memories? Hmm, I think all of those moments can be summed up in one word: Toronto.
3. What’s the one thing you thought you would never do, but did in 2009? Get to actually met, in person, Craig from Puntabulous, at the Puntabumeeting in October.
4. What do you want to change in 2010? Well, I'd like to continue to lose weight, so that's a change.
5. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)? The DVD I made my mom for her 65th birthday. It was made up of over 50 people she knew wishing her a happy birthday. I went around and got them all over the span of two months and then put them all into an 8 minute video and gave that to her. She was shocked, and laughed throughout it, and then cried at the end.
Bonus (as in optional): On special holidays- like birthdays, anniversaries, ringing in the New Year -are you more inclined to do a sex act that you wouldn't "normally" do? (things like fellatio/cunnilingus, anal sex, strap-ons/toys, videoing yourself/pictures, menage-a-trois/quatres, etc.) Um, no. On special holidays, I've rarely been with someone that I've been dating so I dont get the opportunity. But I want to do something different sexually, I don't need a special occasion to do it. And frankly, I'm not sure I'd want to anyway. If whatever it was didn't work out well, or went badly, then that special occasion might be tainted for me from then on.

POLT Listening to "Girlfriend Is Better" by The Talking Heads

"What do you want to do?" "Hang him by his thumbs and beat him with a pogo stick." - Josh Lyman, The West Wing

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 166)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. What do present do you hope ends up under you tree? I'm not sure but whatever it is, I hope it's something I put there cause otherwise, somebody done broke into my house!
2. What is the "naughtiest" thing you have ever done under a Christmas tree? Nothing really. I'm kinda big to fit under a tree, and the needles that fall off it are all prickly and such.
3. Do you prefer to give or receive? For Christmas gifts, I prefer to recieve, for other things depending on what exactly we're talking about, one or the other...or both.
4. What is your favorite part off a sexual partner's body? I don't really want to take any part OFF a partner's body, but generally my favorite part OF a partner's body is their hair, if it's long. Otherwise, cut abs are quite nice. And muscular thighs, those are very very nice. Oh, and soft lips, and they gotta know how to use them too. And a bubble butt is pretty attractive as well.
5. What is your favorite part your body - the one you hope a sexual partner will find or pay the most attention to? I don't know that I have a favorite part of my body, but I do so like when a partner kisses me and pays attentions to my lips. Quite a turnon. And nippleplay is NEVER looked down upon.
Bonus (as in optional): [Idea blatently stolen from Os and hist HNT wishes.] What Christmas wishes would you grant and to whom? I'm having trouble coming up with something for HNT this week, so here I'm just gonna say check in then and let's see what I can come up with.

POLT Listening to "Uprising" by Muse

A skinny man dancing is like throwing a skeleton down a staircase: creepy and kinda dangerous.

TMI Tuesdays

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago? I don’t believe I have. Well not on purpose anyways.
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. Jackass? No, about a famous animal: Fozzy Bear from the Muppets. I think that’s close.
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list? Every year for the last decade or more I’ve sent out cards. Basically it’s the same list each year with a few additions of people I met over that year. This year, I sent out 52.
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)? Never. Since I don’t have a partner I can pay myself all the attention I desire without wearing anything in particular.
5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult? No. And I’m pretty darn sure I can confidently say I never will. Well not on purpose anyways.
Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex? If I’m particularly wound up, I tend to get talking. The other guy, all he needs to do is moan, although a few appropriate words said at the appropriate times can enhance the experience.
Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? Because Rudolph’s red nose is actually a GPS.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 165)...

TMI Tuesdays

1. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or emotional attractiveness? I think it matters what type of 'chemistry' we're talking about. If it's chemistry for a hookup for the night, then physical attractiveness is all that really matters. If it's for a relationship, then emotional attractiveness is more important.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? I'll go with a 5, maybe a 6.
3. Sitting on Santa's lap... fun or creepy? Well, at my age now, pretty freakin' creepy, for everyone involved. But as a kid, no, that was simply fun!
4. Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out during sex? Nope, never. Immediately afterwards, oh yeah. Sex is a great sleep aide!
5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? I wear socks to bed cause my feet are cold, it has nothing to do with sexiness. In fact, I would assume feeling a block of ice against your skin in the middle of the act would be pretty darn un-sexy. Hence, the socks.
Bonus: What is your greatest strength? Weakness? Weakness is my procrastination. that's an easy one. Greatest strength? Hmm...friendliness? I'm pretty easy to get along with, I think.

POLT Listening to "Sky Starts Falling" by The Doves

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 164)...

TMI Tuesdays

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1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties? Since I can't legally marry, and since I haven't found anyone I'd actually want to marry anyway, I don't really have feelings on them. But I do think, if one is to occur, the honoree's future spouse needs to lighten up and not freak out about it.
2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex? Well, I normally sleep in the nude and I normally have sex in the nude, so when I'm going to bed, for either purpose, it's usually no clothes at all.
3. Do you ever fake orgasms? I have, although not recently. I'm not that much into anal sex, but I've been with guys that are. So after I've been pumping away on them for awhile, to satisfy them, and having lost interest in it myself, I fake and orgasm, then quickly high tail it to the bathroom to dispose of the condom so they can't see I faked it. Plus, I'm still honry when I return, so my continued state of arousal after 'orgasm' seems impressive.
4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing? I have some leather belts, does that count?
5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked? 1. If I don't wanna do it, then I'm not willing to. UNLESS, my partner's done something they don't really want to do just cause i asked them. Then I feel it's only fair to reciprocate in some way.
Bonus: Can men and women be "just friends?" I know gay men and straight women can, all my female friends are proof of that.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part

TMI Tuesdays

1. Is there an entertaining story attached to (women) your first bra / (men) your first jockstrap? There really isn't. I never actually had to buy a jockstrap for school, as I was in no sports and didn't really do all that much in gym class either. I did buy one later, cause a guy I was seeing was into guys in jockstraps, but that's a whole other kind of tale.
2. Is there a story to (women) your first try at bralessness /(men) your first encounter with bralessness? Presumably, my first encounter with bralessness was when mom was breastfeeding me, which, while there might a a story there somewhere, I don't remember it, nor really want to.
3. How about your first time going commando? Sorry, no great story here. I usually wore underwear and then as a kid, like ten or so, I heard guys in school talk about doing it, so I tried it one day. Felt weird. That's my story.
4. Or your first discovery of lack-of-underpants in another? I remember in middle school, in gym class once, as we were changing after gym, the guy at the locker next to me, Andy, when he got back from the shower and dried off, just pulled his jeans on without any underwear. All the rest of the day, I was kinda turned on thinking that he didn't have any underwear on, it was rebellious, and exotic to me..at least at that age. Kind of like a naughty secret that only we both knew. Although, I we never talked about it, and i don't even kow that he knew I knew. And hell, at 13, practically anything and everything got me kinda turned on, so this was no different in that respect than any other day.
5. Any other good underwear-related tales to tell? Not specifically, but a good pair of underwear on a hot guy is always great. And it's better once the underwear is off him. Ba-dum-DUM!

POLT

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TMI Tuesdays

1. What are your thoughts on Polyamorous Relationships? Polyamorous, which to me means more than one love, would be bothersome. However, a polysexual (?) relationship would not. The difference to me is, sex is just an act, there doesn't have to be love involved. And while I wouldn't really want my partner having sex with other people, it wouldn't bother me as much as my partner being in love with someone else.
2. What is on your list of relationship "deal breakers"? If I can't trust you, for whatever reason, that's pretty much a deal breaker.
3. How long did it take you you to find the type "you are into" and/or accept it? I'm not honestly sure I have a type right now. Oh, I know what appeals to me, and when I was younger, it was definitely the young, slim, smooth twinkie type. But as I've grown older, I find I'm much more accepting of things I didn't accept when i was younger. Age, size, looks are less important to me now.
4. What is your view on full disclosure about past relationships? (Lies of omission not lies of commission) I don't know that this is even an issue. I mean, I wouldn't want my partner to not tell me anything about his past, but at the same time, I'm not gonan grill him over who he's been with and how many and that sorta stuff. He's with me now, that's all that really matters now.
5. Have you ever been in a situation where you were not comfortable complying with the adventurous request of a lover? Well, I posted a few posts below about a diaper thing...that made me VERY uncomfotable.

POLT

TMI Tuesdays

1. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night. Where and when did you lose yours? We've had this question before, and my answer is still quite ambiguous. I've been fooling around with my peers since I was in grade school, so I don't remember the exact time I lost my virginity, but it was young.
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? Physically, I guess maybe my eyes? My height did seem to suprise some people, but I hope in a good way.
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? Yes, yes, I do, but I generally like to keep that between me and the person helping me act it out, so unless you're offering....
4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? Oh hell yeah! Strangers, partners, multiple strangers at the same time, multiple partners at the same time, it's all good.
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? It depends on how worked up I am, but generally, I'm not quiet. And I don't like a chatterbox (there's other things I want you doing with your mouth), but I do like some noises and such from my partner.
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you having your nipples played with? Yes, please.
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your 'number'? Um, is this my favorite number, or the number of people I've been with, or the number of people I've been with at once, or the number of people I've been with in one day? Regardless, the answer to all those questions is more than 2.

POLT

An Utternace, information, don't mince words (Part 160)...

TMI Tuesdays

1a. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. How long do you have to wait before you can give yourself another body-shaking orgasm? Hmm, well when I was younger, about ninety seconds. But now that I’m over 40….twenty minutes? So while I could have an orgasm 20 minutes laster, if I’ve just had a ‘body-shaking orgasm’ it’s unlikely I’d have another orgasm of that intensity that soon.
1b. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. What is the longest you can wait until you absolutely have to do it again? As above, ‘body-shaking orgasms’ don’t happen all the much with me, just regular orgasms do. And I’m not at ALL complaining about that. But the longest I’ve gone without an orgasm, since I discovered them at like 11 years old, is about three days. And that’s when I was sick with the flu.
2a. If you are good in this life, what will you come back as in your next life ... if you come back as an animate being? Considering I’ve not really been good in this life, and all the stuff I do in this life, it would be poetic justice if I spent my next life as an impotent celebate monk that took a vow a silence. It wouldn’t be a good life at ALL, but it would be a poetically just one.
2b. ..... if you come back as an inanimate being? Since I’m not really ‘good’ in this life, it would fit if I came back as a tampon. No, that would actually be HELL for me.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 159)...

TMI Tuesdays

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
1. They could insult me.
2. They could tell me they hate dogs.
3. They could tell me they are a conservative Republican.
2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :) An ass? A sloth? No, I think a laughing hyena is more appropriate.
3) If your so stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay? Well presumably, if he's my significant other, then we have more connecting us than just sex. However, stopping sex would seem to be indicative of a larger problem. And if we can't get that problem resolved to the point where we're having sex again, well, then I'm outta there. Not so much because of the sex solely, but moreso because we can't resolve whatever the other problem is.
4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical? Physical? As in violence, or as in sex? I've never been in a violent relationship, so that one I can't answer. Sexually, I'm generally more aggresive, but it's a freakin' turnon to sometimes just give control to someone else and become passive, to let them take the lead.
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos? Um, you mean this month? C'mon, I've visiting those places since I was like 18 years old. Have I ever been inside a store....geez, I've been in four different stores this year alone!
Bonus (as in optional): What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? How about men? I think a vast majority of men would do well in a 'friends with benefits' thing...in fact, I think that's the way most men would prefer their relationships. (yeah, I am a cynic, but a pragmatic one) As for women, I have no idea, but I'd wager the percentage would be monumentally smaller than the percentage of men who can.

POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 158)...

TMI Tuesdays

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay? Experimentation...although frankly, lately, I just wish I had more opportunities for any of them!
2. What is your worst habit?Chewing my fingernail? NO, procrastination! That's it.
3. Do you take compliments well? Sure. I smile and say thank you. What more is there to it?
4. Do you think more about the past, present or future? The past, either remembering the good times or thinking how I could have or should have improved the bad times.
5. Do you feel everyone has a soulmate? No. I'm not sure I think anyone has a soulmate. If people did, would there be so many divorces?
Bonus (as in optional): "Where Would You Wish To Wake Up?" Normally, my default answer would be Toronto, but right now, my answer is New York City, cause that means I could hang out with all the cool and awesome people I met this past weekend again! (And the link leads to a few videos showing what I think is an great idea. You should go check them out.)

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For your information, I'm staying like this and everybody else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I am, take it or leave it! - Calvin & Hobbes

TMI Tuesdays

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 8.
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 6
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? My right hand and high speed Internet porn
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? I will laugh. I will cry. I will die.
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) Um….my right hand and high speed internet porn?
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? Anything involving a woman.
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Hairthings, bulging biceps, large erect nipples, and a muscular thigh.
6. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.] Oh absolutely have sex with someone else, cause sex is just an act, falling in love is a much deeper thing.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Right, like when I’m having one, I really pay attention to that.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Eighteen.
b) make you squirm: President Palin.
c) make you laugh: President Palin.
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment? Hmm, well perhaps that would be the time I was like 15 and masturbating and mom walked in on me. Yeah, that was pretty damn embarrassing.

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