Thursday, November 30, 2006

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 35)...

It's time for...



Well, kids, bad news for Uncle Polt this past weekend. for those of you who just popped in for HNT and not regular readers of the Palace, my computer caught a virus that killed it. Well, not really, but severely wounded it. So bad in fact I had to get another computer. But that means I lost, at least for the forseeable future, everything on my old computer...including photos. ALL my photos. my tens of thousands of photos. Photos I mostly got from online, but also a number of photos I took myself...including all the HNT photos I had taken. I had a stockpile of about 20 of them ready and waiting to be used. Including the rest of the Morning Routine Series I had made.

I still have not found the CD to reload my old camera, so I hadn't been able to take a new HNT photo, nor had a planned on posting one today.

However, my boyfriend, that dear sweet guy, Freddie, sent me about 30 photos he had of me and he and us on his camera, God love em. So I know have one to post.

It ain't much, and it ain't what I planned on posting, but, as they say, it's better than nothing. So here we go...

See, I like buffalo wings. A lot. i eat them one right after the other, not taking time to keep myself particularly clean until I'm done eating them all. And I tend to get a bit...messy in the process.



I trust this photo proves my point? (see I'm not real happy here cause my eating of the wings is being interrupted for the photo, THAT is how much I love buffalo wings)

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POLT - not listening to anything, cause I lost my iTunes library and reconfigured my iPod by accident while trying to get it back, thus causing me to lose ALL my songs on my iPod. yeah, it's been that kinda week...

She's had so many facelifts she can piss out her forehead. - MadTV

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The voice of the male agenda...

ORLANDO, Fla. - The president-elect of the Christian Coalition of America has declined the job, saying the organization wouldn't let him expand its agenda beyond opposing abortion and gay marriage.
The Rev. Joel Hunter, who was scheduled to take over the socially conservative group in January from Roberta Combs, said he had hoped to focus on issues such as poverty and the environment.
"These are issues that Jesus would want us to care about," said Hunter, a senior pastor at Northland Church in Longwood, Fla.


Funny how the far right are always whining about the "Homosexual Agenda" without taking a look at thier own. And I think this makes it abundantly clear. yeah, I'm sure Jesus, when he returns, is gonna be REAL glad these people persecuted and discriminated against thier fellow (gay) men and lesbians, and glad these same peopel harrassed and screamed at a poor woman trying to make one of the toughest decisions a woman should have to make, while at the same time ignoring, and in fact using as political boogie-men, the poor people of the country. And the diseased. And those trying to save the enviornment.

i wonder if they realized Christ walked among the poor and the lepers and prostitutes and such. And never, anywhere in the Bible, did Christ mention a word about homosexuality or abortion.

And do they remember the lines "Judge not, lest ye be judged", "Let ye who with is without sin, cast the first stone", and "A rich man will get into heaven like a camel through the eye of a needle" (I'm paraphrasing all these of course).

POLT

That's not rust, just a primer color they use. - Used Cars

fucked...

...and not in a good way.

Spoke to The Stranger today who told me the only way to get my pics off the old computer was to either 1) clean it up, which he esitmates would take a minimum one day's work..IF he can find the stuff online he needs, or 2) slave it to another computer and get them that way. but we don't want to do that cause the computer's still infected. And I don't want to infect any other computers.

So, he's got several computers, one of which is kinda old, and he's looking to get a laptop or something to replace and if he does, we'll use that one to slave to my old computer and see if we can get them and then use anti-viral crap on the CD we burn them to. Whatever. It doesn't sound hopeful. I told him there's no rush, as the photos aren't going anywhere. He says we'll look at it sometime after the new year.

On an equally positive note, I tried to re-install my itunes on the new computer and I clicked the iPod in the port as required and yep, you guessed, it reconfigured it and wiped out EVERYTHING! I now have an empty iPod. lucky freakin me, eh? bastards. lsot 3000 and some songs.

The only good side is I only bought like 30 of them. the rest came from CD's that I still have. So now all I have to do is find the time to put all the music back on the itunes library and go re-buy those 30 songs. Bastards.

this whole experience has just sucked, from beginning to end. Course, I learned a valuable lesson.

BACK UP THE FUCKING FILES THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU!!!

Better late then never, eh?

POLT = soundless still

"On TV, that tie will bleed." "Keep it up and it'll have company." - Tobey Zeigler, the West Wing

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Shake it, shake it...

I gotta thank Jam Handy! for this one, he had it on his MySpace...



I'm learning to do all the individual dances with this....

POLT = listening to the video

My adminstration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen. - George W. Bush

There's too much information for my head (Part 17)...

As always, I get these from here... http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/,

Now on with the show.....
1. My biggest sexual turn on is __________? Hmm, how about having too hot guys kiss in front of you prior to a three way? (this I just discovered recently...)
2. On a scale of 1-10, how jealous do you get (have you gotten)? Normally I don't get jealous much at all, but I have in the past gotten quite jealous...say a 7 or 8.
3. Have you ever had sex with someone you work(ed) with? Any negative consequences? Yes I have, not there were no problems. They were all simply "fuck sessions" there wasn't much emotion involved, beyond lust. So, it was a purely physical thing.
4. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep? How about cuddle and then fall asleep?
5. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or sexual performance? Man, it really depends on the kindof relationship, doesn't it? If I'm going to be like boyfriends, then "chemistry" is themost important. If it's going to be a reoccuring fuckbuddy, then sexual performance is most important. if it's just a one night stand thing, then physical attractiveness is most important. I mean, if I love someone, it doens't matter so much what they look like or how they are in bed; and if I'm going to have a long term, sex only relationship with someone, then they better be good in bed, and "chemistry" and phyical attractivness is not as important; but if I'm gonna have a one night stand, I don't know what their sexual performance is like beforehand, nor do i care about "chemistry" but they damn well better be attractive, or what's the point?
Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use? Birth control? Sweetie, I have hot sweaty man on man sex, which is, to my knowledge THE saftest form of birth control available.

POLT = still tuneless...

It's like someone with a bad speech impediment trying to say, "I love you": the emotion is there, but the delivery gets in the way. - Justin Jorgenson, Obscene Interiors

It touches and it teases, as you stumble in...

I decided to check once again to see what kind of searches some visitors have used to get to the Palace. These, in alphabetical order, are what I found. These are all actual searches. Honestly, people, I couldn't make some of this stuff up...

Appropriate method of eating sperm
Auschwitz cell numbers
Broke straight boys
Complaining PETA commerical
Have you ever fantasized your sex
Have you ever had sex with another guy
Heat Mizer coloring book
I wanna be dirty lyrics
I worked with Jack Kennedy
Inside your heaven
Lawrence Angle and Maryland
Lowest hanging balls
Men are trouble
Milkee cock
Peter & Polt PA
Polts & Co.
Power tools
Procreation rate of llamas
Ribbed abs
Rollover & die
Ryan Phillipe with a hairy navel
Save the Cheerleader
Sextape scandals
Shaved dudes blog
Subpoena power Harvey Birdman
Thom Barron fisting sting
US officials
Xtube gay

Hmm, well I suppose as long as people are finding thier way here, who am I to judge by what route they arrive?

POLT = still listening to nothing...

"I'm gonna look like a lesbian." "Hopefully, cause that's closer to straight than you are now." - Bill, Straight Plan For The Gay Man

Monday, November 27, 2006

i'm comin' back, i'm back again, again...

Okay, boys and girls, Uncle Polt is back, albeit not the same. i had to go buy a new computer, which is okay, cause I got a 19" flat panel wide screen monitor, and a new printer as well (my old one was about 8 years old). Both came in the sale package. Phoenix, God bless him, came over after work and helped me tear the old one down and hook this new one up. yeah, i probably could have done it myself, but it was easier and more fun, to have two of us doing it.

The sad thing is that I lost 8 years of Word documents, my iTunes library 9over 3,000 songs) and all my photos. And while the vast majority of them were stuff I grabbed off the Internet and don't really care about, there are other personal photos I lost as well. Two trips to toronto, at least two different weddings, all the photos with Freddie, as well as all the photos i took of family and friends over there years, some of which are no longer around here (Scott's in California, Charles is in Florida, etc, etc). And honestly, the loss of those photos if more painful to me than paying for a new computer or anything else I've lost.

My friend, the Stranger, works in IT, and I'm gonna take the old tower to him and see if he can get the photos for me somehow. but I'm preparing myself for the fact I may just have to go without.

Anyway, I obviously lost the rest of my HNT photos, and since I'm sure i can find my CD that came with the camera, I might not be able to take a new one in time for this week, but we'll see.

I just wanted to let you all know what my status is, and that I'll be catching up on your blogs as time permits. thanks for all the concerned comments left. And any of you who volunteered for that spanking thing, form a line on the right, I'll be with you in a minute.

POLT = listening to nothing, as i no longer have my iTune library

I don't want to die without any scars. - Tyler, Fight Club

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Well, kids, Uncle Polt still doesn't have his computer in any usable shape. I'm posting today from Mama Polt's computer (dial up...how DID I ever stand it for so long?) I've got one more thing to try to fix it and it that doesnt work, well, it looks like I get to get a new computer for Christmas. Whoop-pee.

Anyway since Im online here, I thought I'd just post an Unconscious Mutterings post as welll, to give Palace SOME semblence of normalcy.

I say ... and you think ... ?

Rhyme :: Reason
Substantial :: Profit
Instant :: Oatmeal
Greed :: Republicans
Brad :: Majors
Season :: Pepper
Accomplished :: Finished
Invite :: Party
Sparkle :: Shine
Rainbow :: Flag

I hope I get this thing resolved one way or another soon...it feels like I've lost an appendage here! Its terrible.

POLT

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
My computer's all fucked up by a nasty virus and I'll probaly lose everything,
Happy Birthday to me.

POLT

Friday, November 24, 2006

Okay, kids, I came home this evening and discovered that my computer was fucked up. I tried to fix it myself, but natually, that probably just made it worse. So i called a good friend of mine who works in IT at a local company, and he told I had a nasty NASTY virus.

he told me that HE had gotten the same thing a little bit ago, and it took him over and hour to get everything cleaned up. Then he helped me walk through some things. We dicsovered that apparently, I have the virus worse than he did because I have less protection. yes, yes, it' smy own fault. on dial-up I didn't need all these things and so i didn't have them. My Norton anti-virus is three years out of date, my Spybot hasn't been updated for like 4 months or more, and apparently, I don't have a firewall of any kind set up. he told me he was surprised I went almost a month without catching something like this.

We tried to get me online so I could go to a website that has all the clean up stuff I need on it, but NOOOO, couldn't get online. My only option is to go to his house and pick up a disc and instructions that he'll make for me, which i will do tomorrow.

However, tomorrow, I have to work, and then go to the viewing of my co-worker who was sick with cancer and who died Tuesday, and THEN I'm supposed to go to a movie and possibly drinks afterwards with friends to celebrate my birthday. So I don't know when I'll get to try to fix my computer, if it's indeed even fixable. Pfffft, some fucking birthday tomorrow is gonna be.

Anyway, I'm posting this on a friend's computer (thanks, Ag!) So you guys know what happened. I have no idea when I'll post again. Hopefully I'll be able to get this all cleaned up and everything will be back to normal on my computer (albeit with much mroe security than before), but who knows, it could take days, or I might ahve to scrap the computer totally and get a new one, which REALLY fucking sucks. not su much the getting a new computer (I mean, Christmas is coming, I could always finagle a new one somehow) but I don't want to lose all the personal photos I've taken, or all the letters and stuff I've written. If we can't salvage the computer, I just hope we can salvage that stuff.

Anyways, guys, I'll be back when I can. i'll still be able to check your blogs from work, or maybe from a friends (please, Ag...) if needed, but when I can post again...who knows?

I love computers, but i HATE shit like this!!! Arghhh!

have a nice weekend, y'all. talk to ya soon, I hope...

POLT

Thursday, November 23, 2006

I want to thank you, thank you...

So today is Thanksgiving Day, one of my favorite holidays. It means a big meal, seeing a nuch of relatives I don't get to see much, and it's close to my birthday. Today, it was a bit rainy, which kinda sucked but it was cool, which i liked. Too many times in recent years has it been like 60 pr 70 degrees on Thanksgiving, and that's just too warm for later November.

My grandfather was the oldest of 7 kids. All my life, every Thanksgiving, we have a big reunion with all my grandfather's syblings, thier kids, grandkids and even some great-grandkids. We rent out a big community center and upwards of 55-70 people show up each year, depending. Everyone brings something different, and it's rotated every year. So one year, you might have to bring a turkey, the next some corn, the next mashed potatos, the next sweet potatos, etc.

Me? Well they know i can't cook to save my life. SO this year, i was to bring three packs of brown and serve rolls. Last year, it was carrots and celery. year before was a gallon of milk, I think. One year, it was salt and pepper. yeah, I got it rough.

When i was younger, we'd eat lunch there, hang out all day and visit, play some touch football outside, eat sandwiches of leftover turkey, pack up and go home, but basically spend most of the day there. Now, well, we eat lunch, and every talks a bit, then we pack up and leave. We were outt there buy 300, having arrived at 1100. But people grow up, get married, and have in-laws to go to.

Plus, The Cowboys play every afternoon, and I really need to be back to see them. See not only am I fan of the Cowboys, but that's when i fill out all my Christmas cards. yes, you may get your birthday/anniversary cards weeks or months late, but you'll get your Christmas cards the first few days of December from me. Why? Oh, who knows..I blame the Polt Chaos.

So, yeah, after stuffing myself on the food, I came home and watched Dallas trounce the Bucs, which made me smile. And got all my Christmas cards, 40 in all, signed, sealed and stamped (and yes, some of them even have things written inside them....okay, Amie?). And now, I'm here typing all this up for you. I've even got some photos from the reunion!


Firstly, this is one of FOUR cooking pots that Mama Polt took. One was a cooker containing the turkey, one had saurkraut, one gravy, and this one contained sweet potatos. you can, I trust see the green "bungee" cord she used to hook over all four of the lids, to make sure they'd stay tight and not come off in transit. I damn near lost a figner trying to help her get them hooked tight enough, but nothing spilled on the way, which was the goal, so all went well I suppose.


This is your Uncle Polt holding my lil cousin Cam. He's quite the dapper lil guy with the vest and all, dontcha think?


This is my devastatingly cute cousin Zack. It's unfortunate I couldn't get a better photo, cause he really is a heartbreaker. But hands off ladies, he's only 17. And hand off guys, cause, dammit, he's straight as far as I know.


This is Uncle Polt's first plate. yes first, but more importantly, look at all the yummies on it! man, that was some good eats today, with the second plate being just a good as the first.


Okay, this is a photo of the grandkids, spouses and great grandkids in my immediate family. We range in age from almost 39 (yours truly) to 18 months (Cam turned 18 months today), although my cousin Jaime is due to pop another one out on December 5th. I could name everyone, but it's not like any of you know them anyway. You might notice little Cam asleep on hismom's lap, though. Just let me point out the two boys in the middle, wearing the hats. That's Zack again on the right and that's his 14 year old brother, Kyle, next to him. Yeah, Kyle's three years younger but a few inches taller. And at only 14, he's nowhere near done growing. I imagine next year, he'll be taller than me AND his father. As I tell him, he's a freak! A freak of nature!

Oh, and you'd think since we're all family, it wouldn't be an issue to get us all together for a photo. Oh but NO! Tha drama, oh my sweet lord, the DRAMA! Just for a freakin photo. Next year, I'm leaving it up to someone else to get this all done!


Oh and this is the afore mentioned Kyle just a few moments later.


I really have no idea what this sweet little girl's name is, nor am I totally sure which of my cousin's she belongs to. But she was just to sweet and adorable in that beret that was too big for her head, I had to get a photo.


Oh, and this is the comparison between Kyle and myself...freak, freak of NATURE!

I took some other photos as well, that I'll not bother you all with. but I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving (those of us celebrating it today).

I read many posts today about people saying what they're thankful for. And I concur with most of them: family, friends, good health, decent job, etc, etc. And I'm not diminishing thoses. But there's one I need to add. I'm thankful for all my readers, whether you read every day, just stop in for HNT's, or have just stumbled into the Palace for the first time. I'm thankful for you all. I have an under-developed streak of crativity inside me, and this blog gives me an outlet for it. But this blog is little more than a diary if no one reads it. SO thank you all. Thanks for stopping by, thanks for commenting, thanks for having blogs I can read and comment on, and thanks for being part of my extended family!

POLT = listening to "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley

"I take it you've ridden before?" "Well been ridden, yes." - Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 34)...

It's once more time for...



And this is Part II in Uncle Polt's Morning Rituals. Last week were the first things I did once I got out of the shower and dried off: dry my hair and apply deoderant. After those two things, I then brush my teeth and shave (around the goatee, of course).

















Next week, Part III. God, this series is just spellbinding, isn't it? ANyone interested in seeing other different Half Nekkid Thursday photos, click my HNT button in my sidebar.

HAPPY HNT! And, for those who celebrate it, have a Happy Thanksgiving today as well! (yeah, I know I didn't put up a Thanksgiving HNT...I couldn't come up with anything...sue me.)

POLT = listening to "Galvanize" by The Chemical Brothers

I am, right now, looking for something to hurl at you! - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I am the president, we own the wrold, I am king of the world (Part 10)...

WORST PRESIDENT EVER WEDNESDAY

This week, I'll not be using any funny photos, or silly comment, or the like. not this time I'll use the Chucklehead-In-Chief's own words as my post.

Keith Olbermann, God bless him, had the following on his programs earlier this week:

Asked if there were lessons about Iraq to be found in our experience in Vietnam, Mr. Bush said that there were, and he immediately proved he had no clue what they were.

“One lesson is,” he said, “that we tend to want there to be instant success in the world, and the task in Iraq is going to take a while.”

We’ll succeed,” the president concluded, “unless we quit.” (empahsis mine)

what the HELL is that man thinking? Or perhaps that's the problem, he isn't, and since this was an off-the-cuff question and he had no advisor there to give him the answer he needed, that's the best he could do. We'll succeed unless we quit...that's the lesson Bushie's learned from Vietnam about Iraq....SIGH......

POLT = listening to "[British] Queer As Folk Theme" by Murray Gold

Good and bad often come wrapped in the same package, don't they? We just lean one direction or the other, depending on circumstance and personality. - Polaris, Uncanny X-men #443

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

You got a boyfriend, that looks like a girlfriend...

A few days ago, I posted that Neil Patrick "Doogie Howser" Harris had come out of the closet. He said he was happily living the life of a gay man, and was in a relationship. Well I found a photo of them together.



The other guy, whose name I didn't get, apparently is an actor as well, and is on some show or something...I don't know I didn't pay attention to it. I was just thinking how sweet they were, two people in love, taking the dogs for a walk, with flowers, and maybe some groceries. Just living the American dream. And yet they can't get married, should they want to.

Land of free? Really? For whom?

POLT = listening to "Gonna Make You Sweat" by C&C Music Factory

The cost of our miscalculation in the Middle East is saoring. Almost 800 American soldiers have died since the Iraq conflict began. Israeli-Palestinian violence is escalating. The United States has imposed economic sanctions on Syria. And the administration has not seen fit to publicly offer a statement of purpose, strategy or doctrine that our allies and enemies alike can understand to represent our interests in the Middle East and is conscously pursuing a policy of amibguity. - Lou Dobbs, May 2004

I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola...

This evening I watched the movie Transamerica.



I can certainly understand why Felicity Hoffman was nominated for an Oscar. Her performance was outstanding! She actually looked like she coudl have been a man becoming a woman. And she is a beautiful woman. But this was more than just makeup, her mannerisms, her way of sitting, walking, etc, all could easily have been someone in a pre-operative state.

The movie made me laugh in parts (her parents are hilarious) and I even choked up at one point. And how can a movie that shows Kevin Zegers naked as about three times be anything but good?

Definately one of the best movies I've seen this year. I highly recommend it.

POLT = listening to "Like A Virgin" by Madonna

"Are you here to make fun of me too?" "No, ma'am, we at teh FBI have no sense of humor that we know of." - K, Men In Black

Too much information for my mind (Part 16)...

I get these questions from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/, as always.

1. Have you ever bought an adult magazine? If so which one? Oh my...which ones haven't I bought? In my younger days, I bought a Hustler or two. In my more rational moments, I've bought Playgirl, Playguy, Inches, Black Inches, Freshmen, and several other titles I cannot remember now.
2. Did OJ Simpson really do it?
Well duh.

3. Is Clay Aiken gay?
Well double duh!
4. Are you racist? If so who do you hate?
No, I don't think so. I have small prejudices, as I think everyone does, but racist, no. I do not hate someone of a different race simply becuase they're of that race.
5. Ever videotaped yourself having sex?
Oh God no...I wouldn't want to break the camera. I have had photos taken of me, and taken photos of my partners...but that's probably more than most people wanted to know.
Bonus (as in optional): On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? Give me an example! =P
4? maybe 5? I like WATCHING kinky stuff, like in porn or photos, but actually doing it...nah, I don't think I'd be into most the stuff....

POLT = listening to "Sweet Dreams" by The Eurythmics

"You had a beer in the shower??" "Oh like you haven't." - Phil, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Monday, November 20, 2006

The highway's jammed with broken heroes...

So......



  • Did anyone else laugh out loud when Claire punched Jackie right between the eyes?
  • Is anyone else glad to see that Claire has more in her closet than just cheerleading outfits?
  • Is anyone else irritated at the way Micah's parents talk to him like he's an adult and not thier 10 year old son?
  • Was anyone else really glad to see Hiro pop up again at the end?
  • Is anyone else tired of the whole strung out, draggin on soul searching thing Mohinder is going through?
  • Did anyone else wish they had shown the shirtless, hairy chested Isaac from a different angle while he was laying in bed?
  • Is anyone else NOT glad to see the waitress alive again?
  • Does anyone else love the gayboy and the fact he's not struggling with being gay, but just IS gay?
  • Can anyone else NOT wait for next week?

    POLT = listening to "People Who Died" by The Jim Carroll Band

    When I'm walking down the street and I see a cute young guy, it's like he's in color and everything else is black and white. - Jeremy, Gutterboys
  • One eyed, one eard flying purple people eater...

    So I've decided to compile my purple posts all into one....

    November28,2005

    February 11, 2006

    April 22, 2006

    July 23, 2006

    January 26, 2007

    June 13, 2007

    And I'll add to this list as I make more purple posts. So this can be your one stop reference for all things purple in the Palace!

    POLT = listening to "This Is The Last Time" by Keane

    "Total protonic reversal." "That's bad, right?" - Venkman, Ghostbusters

    On the morning shows for the disconnected...

    I listen to Elliott In The Morning on DC101 on the way to work most days. They always make me smile, if not crack up. Anyway, this is an exchange they had on thier not too long ago...

    A caller was talking about the way some women just tell men they want to have sex and don't bother with foreplay, etc...

    Caller: Yeah, so this woman just goes up to this guy in a bar and says, "Hey, you're hot and I wanna fuck you. Wanna leave now?" She says it works ever time.

    Elliott: Alright!

    Caller: So you'd want a woman to come up to you in a bar and say, "You're hot, let's fuck?"

    Elliott: AB-solutely!

    Diane (Elliott's co-host): The first thought in your mind isn't "How many times has she done this before?"

    Elliott: The first thought in my mind is "BOING!"

    Okay...maybe you have to hear it to fully appreciate it...but they've been replaying it on commericals and it makes me laugh every single time. But then I do have a rather sophomoric sense of humor...

    POLT = listening to "Purple Haze" by the Cure

    That's what the internet is for, slandering people anonymously. - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

    Week 71...

    MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS





















    POLT = listening to "Greek Song" by Rufus Wainwright

    She's had the clap so many times, when she opens her legs, there's applause. - MadTV

    Sunday, November 19, 2006

    Cowboys and indians are taking control...

    Dallas Cowboys beat the undefeated Indianapolis Colts! Whooo-Hoo!



    That makes them 6-4, and only a half game (as of now) behing the NY Giants for first place in thier division! WHoo-Hoo! 6-4 ain't great, but it's better then 4-6...and they're positioned well for the playoffs. WHoo-hoo!

    POLT = listening to "How Soon Is Now" by the Smiths

    One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected. - George W. Bush

    Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 24)...

    As always, I get this from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

    I say ... and you think ... ?

    Teacher :: Student
    Fifty :: Dollars
    Crossword :: Puzzle
    Stuffed :: Animal
    Family :: Affair
    Purr :: Kitten
    Toad :: Frog
    Cocktail :: Party
    Insecurity :: Bush
    Magical :: Powers

    POLT = listening to the Sunday morning talking heads programs

    "Mrs. Bunker, I'm an agnostic." "Oh...you want a rabbi, then?" "It's worst, Edith! I think it means he can't have no kids!" - Archie Bunker, All In The Family

    Saturday, November 18, 2006

    We're living in a material world, and I am a material girl..

    I LOVE this! Laughed my ass off!



    And yet, it is SO true! At least for me.

    POLT - listening to "Waiting" by Madonna

    It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! - Col. Sanders, Spaceballs

    Do you tell him you've been working...

    Work has been a series of ups and downs lately, moreso than usual. Today, I had 15 new clients to do intakes on. Most Saturdays, I'll do 7-8. It was really hectic, and I couldn't devote as much to each one that I wanted to. On the upside, however, I got an hour's overtime, and Uncle Polt's got bills, so that's a good thing.

    Also, Friday we had a retirement luncheon for one of our supervisors. Wednesday is his last day, after being there 24 years. I worked with him in a project revising policies about 7 years ago, and I volunteered to do all the typing of the revisions for our group, of which he was the leader. Since then, he's told me numerous times that I saved him, and helped him out a lot and stuff like that. SO even though I don't think I did all that much, and he and I never really worked together (we're on different shifts), I still kind of had a soft spot for him.

    About 60 people attended the luncheon, including some people who used to work for him but no longer do. And somehow we managed to keep it all from him and make it a surprise. He cried when he first arrived and saw us all there. Not bawled or anything, but his eyes welled up and a few tears ran down his cheeks. And later, he was presented with his gift, he cried again. And then, when I had to leave and I went to him, he grabbed my hand to shake, and I told him what an pleasure it was to work with him and it won't be the same without him. He tried to say something, but choked up a bit, then said , "You really helped me out" and then tried to say something else,but got choked up again. So i told him it was my pleasure, and thanked him again, and all he could do was nod. Then I left to get back to work.

    He's been a bit moody the last few years, but after being there for 24 years, I'm not surprised. But nonetheless, I'm glad to see him retiring. And I was glad to see we managed to surprise him. And I was glad that he appreciated it!

    But....on the other end of the spectrum...

    There's co-worker, Bob, that has cancer. They just discovered it two months ago. It was all through him, I forget exactly where. They were treating it aggresively with chemo. Obviously, he hasn't been to work. Well, earlier in the week, he was taken to the hospital with pneumonia. I hadn't seen him since the diagnosis, and I thought I'd drop by the hosptial after work, just to let him know I was thinking about him.

    When I got there, no one else was in his room, and he was sleeping. I honestly had to check to make sure I was in the right room, it didn't look like him at all. He's about 6'2, and I'd say he weighed perhaps 225 or so the whole time I knew him. he's in his late 50's, but he was always a strapping guy. In that hospital bed, it looked like there was an Auschwitz survivor. he was thin, drawn, his cheeks sunken, his head shaved. He just looked horrible.

    Obvioulsy I didn't want to wake him, so I got paper and a pen from the nurses station and left him a note. At least that way he'd know I was in to see him. I don't know if it would mean anything to him, but it was greatly important to me that he knew I stopped by. I know that sounds selfish, but I didn't want him thinking i didn't care enough.

    Well the next day at work, we got word that the cancer has been spreading despite the chemo and radiation. So they're discontinuing it, cause it's not doing any good. The goal now is to try ot amke him comfortable and get him home sometime early next week. Obviously, it's very near the end.

    And I think back to late August when he was all excited about going on this cruise they later went on. God, that was so fast. It's so sad. I feel so bad for his family espeically, cause they're the one that have to deal with all this, before he dies as well as after. I don't know....it's just... well, sad seems so inadequate, but it's the best word I can come up with.

    Yeah, well what a downer. On the bright side, I DID mention I got some overtime right? Oh and the cake for dessert at the luncheon was out of this world good!

    POLT = listening to "Jump Around" by House Of Pain

    I'm like Dick Tracy...with breasts...and good hair. - The Huntress, Birds Of Prey #69

    Friday, November 17, 2006

    That alphabet you call love, is just digital...

    I stole this from The Persian (who is a great guy) who stole it from someone else.

    A - Z
    A is for age: 38....very soon to be 39.
    B is for beer of choice: LaBatt's Blue.
    C is for career: Um, let's just say local government and leave it at that.
    D is for favorite Drink: Pepsi!
    E is for essential item you use everyday: My computer.
    F is for favorite song at the moment: Maneater, by Nelly Furtado.
    G is for favorite game(s): "Road To The White House", it's a political thing.
    H is for hometown: Waynesboro, Pennsylvania, born and bred, baby!
    I is for instruments you play: previously French Horn and Piano; now, none.
    J is for favorite juice: Orange
    K is for kids: Sure I love em, they're fun. Don't have any of my own though.
    L is for last kiss: Freddie, as he walked out the door Sunday to go back to college
    M is for marriage: Gay, living in Pennsylvania...nope, not at the moment.
    N is for name of your best friend: Ag.
    O is for overnight hospital stays: Zero, knock on wood.
    P is for phobias: Heights, God I hate em!
    Q is for quote: "It is better to regret something you did do rather than something you did not do."
    R is for biggest regret: Breaking Brian's trust 15 years ago and telling Amy that he and I had had sex...that or trusting Jeff 13 years ago...bastard...
    S is for self confidence: Sure why not?
    T is for time you wake up: If i don't have the alarm on, about 1000am.
    U is for underwear: boxers, sometimes boxerbriefs.
    V is for vegetable you love: Corn, and that's about it.
    W is for worst habit: Procrastination.
    X is for x-rays you've had: Had a few of my mouth:taking out wisdom teeth, checking tooth for cracks, etc, etc, etc.
    Y is for yummy food you make: Make? Um, I pretty much make pasta only, but I guess that's kinda yummy.
    Z is for zodiac sign: Sagittarious, baby! Archer all the way!

    POLT = listening to "Boogie Woogie" by Tommy Dorsey

    I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so expensive no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. - John Kerry, 2004

    I pledge allegiance to the underworld...

    Got this from http://theinsidedope.blogspot.com/. It bears repeating here, so more people may read it.

    "A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives

    November 14th, 2006
    To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,

    I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election. You're worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don't want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.

    Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our newfound power -- and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.

    Thus, here is our Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:
    Dear Conservatives and Republicans, I, and my fellow signatories, hereby make these promises to you:

    1. We will always respect you for your conservative beliefs. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.

    2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." Who you marry is none of our business. Love and be in love -- it's a wonderful gift.

    3. We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.

    4. When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.

    5. When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And when stem cell research delivers treatments and cures for diseases that affect you and your loved ones, we'll make sure those advances are available to you and your family, too.

    6. Even though you have opposed environmental regulation, when we clean up our air and water, we, the Democratic majority, will let you, too, breathe the cleaner air and drink the purer water.

    7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.

    8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do there as consenting adults is your business. We will continue to count your age from the moment you were born, not the moment you were conceived.

    9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.

    10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.

    11. We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't put those beliefs into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious beliefs ("Blessed are the poor," "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."). We will let people in other countries know that God doesn't just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious intolerance and fanaticism -- starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus setting a good example for the rest of the world.

    12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.

    I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You are every bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. We sink or swim as one. Thank you for your years of service to this country and for giving us the opportunity to see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow Americans -- and for the rest of the world.

    Signed, Michael Moore
    mmflint@aol.com
    (Click here to sign the pledge)
    www.michaelmoore.com

    P.S. Please feel free to pass this on."

    All I can add is, AMEN!

    POLT - listening to "Let Down" by Radiohead

    Highlighting your hair does not make you gay. Highlighting someone else's hair is another story. - Carson, Queer Eye For The Staight Guy

    A kiss is just a kiss (Part 51)...

    Frenching Fridays
















    POLT = listening to "Aria Force" by Arrikis

    A fat lady clopped into the store today and said, "I'd like something I can be comfortable in." I said, "How about Wymoing?" - Al Bundy, Married With Children

    Thursday, November 16, 2006

    At night, I try not to pee on myself...

    I've noticed a few comments from this week's HNT mentioning they don't want to see the peeing part of my morning rituals...and rest assured that will not happen. BY the time I'm drying my hair, the peeing part if already over.

    But this brings to mind something that I just realized in the last few weeks. It's kind of embarrassing, but it needs to be said...I pee in the shower.

    There. I said it. I'm glad I said it. And it's nothing for me to be ashamed about. I bet every guy has peed in the shower before, at least once. I mean, what's the big deal, it's going down the drain anyways, just so long as you don't get any on yourself...well unless you're into that sort of thing, which I am definately NOT. Although if you are, well....just don't do it here at my place, okay?

    But I digress somewhat. My point was, I knew that I peed in the shower in the morning sometimes, I just didn't realize to what extent I did that. Apparently, I have a Pavlovian response to the running of a shower. To wit: shower runs, Polt's bladder has to empty.

    I'm never really awake in the morning, and i'm thinking about other things, so it seems I'm not usually entirely conscious of doing it. But lately, what with Freddie being here, I've noticed it more. Mainly cause, he and I have a habit of showering together, as couples are known to do. And several times, we've been in there together and it took every ounce of my willpower to NOT release until he got out to dry off. One time I think I actually physically had my legs crossed. not that he noticed...or if he did, he didn't say anything, God love him.

    I've been trying to be more attentive to using the toilet before I shower, and that's helped, but not every time. Sometimes, even though I've just used to toilet, my body somehow finds extra leftover fluid that needs expelled once I'm in the shower. It's crazy. But I'm working on it.

    Why bother to tell you all this? Oh who knows. I guess I just wanted it out there in the open should I ever spend the night at one of your homes....

    POLT = listening to "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead

    Chump don't want no hep, chump don't get no hep. Jive ass fool ain't got no brains anyhow. - Jive Old Lady, Airplane

    I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 33)...

    Yes, it is time again for...



    A few weeks ago, I posted of picture of myself in the shower (just of my face, for those who didn't see it...I don't want to frighten anyone, ya know?). However, after that, I thought, "Polt, when not post a series for HNT...a morning ritual series?" Oh yeah, i can practically HEAR the gasps of excitement right now!

    So, for the next several weeks, I'll be posting Polt's Morning Ritual HNT Series! And so, I give you the first installment!





















    #1. Once I get out of the shower, and dry off, the first thing I do is dry my hair.
    #2. And then I put on deoderant, to ensure I'm I'm not all body-odor-ish and stinky.
    (Oh the suspence for the rest of the series is just killing you, isn't it?)

    HAPPY HNT one and all. And should be interesting in knowing more about, or seeing more submissions for, HNT, click on the HNT button in my left sidebar.

    POLT = listening to "Bang And Blame" by R.E.M.

    "You are not a loser who's losing. You are a loser who's winning." "Like George Bush." - Significant Others

    Wednesday, November 15, 2006

    Pork and beans with shaving cream...

    Sorry boys and girls, but I'm feeling kinda tired, and have been busy today (yeah, who knew?), so I don't really feel like posting much. My normal Wednesday posting, Worst President Ever Wednesday, just seems like overkill right now. Like I'd be kickin a man when he's down. And while I'm really not opposed to kicking someone when he's down (depending on who he is) I'm just kinda too beat tonight to do it.

    Instead, I'll just give you a photo of a naked college guy wearing just shaving cream.




    Hey, it's more than you'll find on some blogs, right?

    POLT = listening to "OVvr My Head" by The Fray

    The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

    Tuesday, November 14, 2006

    Too much information for my head (Part 15)...

    As always I get these from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

    1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means? I'm guessing loving more than one person at a time.
    2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible? I wasn't quite right, but I was close. And I'm sort of in one right now. Freddie and I consider outselves a couple, but because of the distance between us, we're free to be sexual with other people. NOT date them, but have sex with then, yeah. And so far, it's working. It's not the way I want us to be, but again, because of the distance, it's what we're doing now. When the time comes that we're together closer, distance wise, I'm certain that will change. So of course it's possible, but I think a better question would be, is it desirable?
    3. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison or missed opportunity for one? I dont regret any past partner or liaison, because even the bad ones are learning experiences, in my mind. Missed opporunity? I can think of two right now that I wish I had acted on...but I was young, and unsure of my sexuality..and that of the other person. SO I'm sure there's more.
    4. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your viginity? Not that I know of, but I havent routinely discussed my sexual history or that of my partners.
    5. What is your favorite sexual position? Hmm, honestly, I don't have a favorite position. Kissing is very important to me, though, so it would have to be one where we face each other.
    Bonus (as in optional): Where did you most public "sexual" act take place and what was it? Getting a blowjob on the top floor of a parking garage with taller buildings surrounding us and windows looking down on us. It was at night, but well lit.

    POLT = listening to "Swtichblade 327" by the Brian Seltzer Orchestra

    "What's the word for the exact opposite of scared?" "....Tacos?" - Meatwad, AquaTeenHungerForce

    Monday, November 13, 2006

    I'm on the hunt, I'm after you (Nov 2006 - Results)...

    I posted earlier in the month, the list for the monthly photo scavanger hunt, and I've now got the results!

    November 2006

    1. A Stain

    An unidenfied stain on my kitchen floor...one of many
    .

    2. Missing A Piece

    Mama Polt's Homemade Apple Pie!

    3. Bus Route

    This is where the school buses pull into the local high school.

    4. Carosel/Merry-Go-Round/Round-About

    In the town park.


    5. Karma

    Mama Polt with lil Volkswagens all over her (get it? Car-Ma?)

    6. You've Seen My Beautiful Child/Dog/Cat - Now Here Is My Ugly One

    I have neither a beautiful nor ugly child, dog or cat. So this is all I could come up with.

    7. Tropical

    Ah, tropical fruity goodness!


    8. 6 Of One, Half Dozen Of The Other

    Gummies! Yummies!

    9. Food You Eat At A Carnival/Fair

    What could POSSIBLY be more carnival-foodish than this???

    10. Manhole Cover

    Red briefs over a cute guy's ass...a man hole cover. GET IT?!?!?!

    11. Crops

    Stamps with crops on them. hey, it's mid November, what kinda crops and I supposed to find NOW?

    12. Long-Running

    This is my alarm clock. I have had it since I was in high school, and I gradtuated high school 20 years ago. It certainly is long running!

    13. Family Friendly

    Family Fun! Family Friendly!


    14. Belt

    Take your pick.

    15. Quite An Improvement

    Amen, brother! Amen!

    16. A "Welcome To ______" Sign

    Right outside of town, at the Pa/Md border, also known as the Mason-Dixon line.

    17. Check!

    From where Freddie and I went to eat Saturday night.

    18. My Favorite Season

    I love autumn best, and what signifies autumn more than a pile of fallen leaves?

    19. An Arrow

    Just one I found on the street.


    20. My Desk

    My desk...in all it's messy glory!


    I'll post the December list on the 1st, and my results as soon as I get them!

    POLT = listening to "Velvet Morning" by The Verve

    Time sure slies when you're young and jerking off. - Jim, The Basketball Diaries

    Week 70...

    MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
















    POLT = listening to "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang

    Tall, buff, and as uniformly tanned as a Chippendale stripper, Christian had draped his ripped torso in a cream colored sweater vest with chocolate brown piping. His powder blue mini shorts accentuated his well developed thighs, but the bright white laces that criss-crossed football style up the front of his fly drew four sets of sex starved eyes to the bulge. - Latter Days

    Sunday, November 12, 2006

    The truth, not good enough, let's pretend...

    I don't really need to say anything, the video says it all.



    POLT - listening to the Giants/Bears game

    The Repubican Party is now facing a great crisis. It is to decide whether it will be as in the days of Lincoln, the party of the plain people, or whether it will be the party of privilege and of special interests. - Theodore Roosevelt, 1912 [almost 100 years later, and the same party is facing the same question...what a shame - Polt]

    I don't think I need a rubber room, but it might be nice..

    Oh and I can't believe I forgot to include this in the previous post.

    Guess who, last night, bought his first box of condoms? And bottle of lube? No not me. Yeppers, Freddie. he has used condoms before, obviously, but never bought any. We went to Wal-Mart, I helped him pick out the right brand (Magnums, thank you very much), and made sure he bought them himself. I got some other stuff and went through the check out after him. I refused to let him go to the do-it-yourself checkout, no I took us to the cutest guy working at all the registers. I figure, buying your first pack of condoms is a rite of passage for every guy, and that includes the embarrassment of buying them. (Freddie's so CUTE when he blushes!)



    POLT = listening to "Walk Like An Egyptian" by the Bangles

    Oh my God, that's ab-tacular! You see his stomach? - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

    A triple sec, don't get upset...

    Life is good. Hell, life is great. MY life is great. Ask me why my life is great?

    Okay, I'll tell you, thanks for asking. Just this morning, I got to spend just over two hours in a threeway with a freakin hot 18 year old AND a freakin hot 19 year old! Oh MAN! Just watching the two of them kissing was...well, incredibly sexy! And then the three way kisses.....oooo....

    I'll not go into any more detail, cause I am NOT the kind of girl that kisses (among other things) and tells. (at least I don't tell EVERYTHING that happened). But believe when I say it was one of, if not THE, best sexual experiences of my life. And consider what a whoreslut I have been, and all the sexual encounters I have had, THAT, dear friends, is seriously saying something!

    I need to go rest now......



    And no, the above picture has nothing to do with any of the three of us involved in the three way...although wouldn'tcha LOVE to see these three IN a three way?

    POLT = listening to "Got To Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye

    "Marge, will you marry me..again?" "Why, am I pregnant?" - Marge, The Simpsons

    Let's get unconscious honey (Part 23)...

    As usual, this comes from: http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

    I say ... and you think ... ?

    Nick :: Shaving
    Focus :: Camera
    Police :: Cops
    Miles :: O'Brien
    Earn :: Salary
    Twice :: As Nice
    Razor :: Blade
    Personality :: Ugly
    Dumped :: Bastard
    Reliable :: Furniture

    (I just want to clarify, there is a local business here called Reliable Furniture, that's why I thought of that)

    POLT = listening to Freddie watching porn on his laptop

    Man's creativity expands geometrically to his greed. - Law & Order

    Saturday, November 11, 2006

    To Canada, that's where I'll be, waiting...

    Found this quiz online...


    You are 66% Canuck!

    Good for you! You make me sorta proud. Yeah, sorta proud, not really proud, but sorta proud. You show potential and that is something to be sorta proud of. If you actually did well, then I could be really proud, but you didn't so I'm sorta proud.

    How Canadian Are You?
    Quiz Created on GoToQuiz



    Only 66%...that's kinda depresssing....I wonder how well actualy Canadians can do on it.

    POLT = listening to "Hanging On The Telephone" by Blondie

    "It's a joke." "Oh, I'm sorry. I'ts hard to pick up on the sublety of your wit." - Lindsay, Freaks & Geeks

    Friday, November 10, 2006

    It's a sign of the times, oh yeah...

    Freddie came down this weekend. YAY! he just got here not a half hour ago. He's in taking a shower now. I normally work Saturday's, but since tomorrow is Veterans Day, and since he's down for the weekend, I'm off work tomorrow. So that means we'll get to have all of what's left of tonight, all day tomorrow and all day Sunday until he leaves to go back. And it's been like 4 weeks since he's been down! Double YAY!

    Obviously, I don't know how much posting I'll be doing this weekend. BUt I leave you with this, might make you chuckle.



    POLT - listening to Freddie in the shower

    I was a pahtological liar so I know that everything I say is the truth. - Jerri Blank, Strangers With Candy