Yep, well it happened today. I saw my first Christmas ad on Television.

ON OCTOBER TWENTY-FUCKING-THIRD!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK??????

Crimeny, it's not even Halloween and we're being subjected to Christmas advertising!  Again!

I absolutely DESPISE American big business/corporate practices.

Whoever decided to air this shit this soon needs to be strapped to a chair and have Christmas Shoes, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, and any and all Kenny Loggins Christmas music piped into earphones tied to their heads non-stop, 24/7 from now until Christmas Day!

Course, on the plus side, it's not as bad as last year, when the first K-Mart Christmas ad I saw was back on September 23rd.

Nonetheless, now there's a boycott list over in the sidebar.  And it will grow and remain there until the day after Thanksgiving, when Christmas ads should start.  And in addition to the list, I'll be boycotting those businesses until then as well.

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

Planter Nuts (Nov 14)
The Pennsylvania Lottery (Nov 14)

Pizza Hut (Nov 15)
Home Depot (Nov 15)
Nissan (Nov 15)

Cricket Wireless (Nov 17)

JCPenneys (Nov 17)

Lowe's (Nov 22)

Grey Goose Vodka (Nov 22)

Applebee's (Nov 23)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

Planter Nuts (Nov 14)
The Pennsylvania Lottery (Nov 14)

Pizza Hut (Nov 15)
Home Depot (Nov 15)
Nissan (Nov 15)

Cricket Wireless (Nov 17)

JCPenneys (Nov 17)

Lowe's (Nov 22)

Grey Goose Vodka (Nov 22)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

Planter Nuts (Nov 14)
The Pennsylvania Lottery (Nov 14)

Pizza Hut (Nov 15)
Home Depot (Nov 15)
Nissan (Nov 15)

Cricket Wireless (Nov 17)

JCPenneys (Nov 17)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

Planter Nuts (Nov 14)
The Pennsylvania Lottery (Nov 14)

Pizza Hut (Nov 15)
Home Depot (Nov 15)
Nissan (Nov 15)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

Planter Nuts (Nov 14)
The Pennsylvania Lottery (Nov 14)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

Jared Jewlers (Nov 9)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT OF 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

Volkswagen (Nov 8)
Wal-Mart (Nov 8)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS ADVERTISEMENT BOYCOTT OF 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 5)

POLT

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS AD BOYCOTT OF 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

Best Buy (Nov 1)

POLT

OH.  MY.  GOD! 

Wednesday night, I'm watching network TV, like I rarely do, and during a commercial break, what do I see?

A FUCKING Christmas Ad!  In the MIDDLE of FUCKING SEPTEMBER!!!!

This shit is unbelievable!  

I swear to GOD, in a couple years, we'll be getting Christmas ads while listening to the fireworks on July Fourth!  ARRRRGH!

POLT'S TOO EARLY CHRISTMAS AD BOYCOTT OF 2015

K-Mart (Sept 23)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Stuffies.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

Pet Smart (Nov 12)
K-Mart (Nov 12)

Chex Party Mix (Nov 15)
Dell (Nov 15)
Mountz Jewelers (Nov 15)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 16)
Verizon Fios (Nov 16)
Honda (Nov 16)

Audi (Nov 17)

Dunkin Donuts (Nov 17)
Dick's Sporting Goods (Nov 17)

Big Lots (Nov 19)

T-Mobile (Nov 21)

NFL Shop (Nov 23)

Subway (Nov 23)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Stuffies.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

Pet Smart (Nov 12)
K-Mart (Nov 12)

Chex Party Mix (Nov 15)
Dell (Nov 15)
Mountz Jewelers (Nov 15)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 16)
Verizon Fios (Nov 16)
Honda (Nov 16)

Audi (Nov 17)

Dunkin Donuts (Nov 17)
Dick's Sporting Goods (Nov 17)

Big Lots (Nov 19)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Stuffies.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

Pet Smart (Nov 12)
K-Mart (Nov 12)

Chex Party Mix (Nov 15)
Dell (Nov 15)
Mountz Jewelers (Nov 15)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 16)
Verizon Fios (Nov 16)
Honda (Nov 16)

Audi (Nov 17)

Dunkin Donuts (Nov 17)
Dick's Sporting Goods (Nov 17)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Stuffies.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

Pet Smart (Nov 12)
K-Mart (Nov 12)

Chex Party Mix (Nov 15)
Dell (Nov 15)
Mountz Jewelers (Nov 15)

Kay Jewelers (Nov 16)
Verizon Fios (Nov 16)
Honda (Nov 16)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Stuffies.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

Pet Smart (Nov 12)
K-Mart (Nov 12)

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

Snuggles.com (Nov 11)

Home Depot (Nov 11)
Ritz Crackers (Nov 11)
Stella Artois (Nov 11)
Bass Pro-Shop (Nov 11)
Volkswagen (Nov 11)
Toys R Us (Nov 11)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

Mercedes Benz (Nov 10)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

Infinity (Nov 10)

POLT

Polt's Too Early Christmas Ad Boycott Of 2014

Best Buy (Nov 1)

Target (Nov 2)

Nationwide Insurance (Nov 2)

Chase Freedom Credit Card (Nov 2)

Cadillac (Nov 3)

Simplytoimpress.com (Nov 4)

hhgregg (Nov 5)

Bank Of America (Nov 7)

BMW (Nov 9)

Macy's (Nov 9)

KFC (Nov 9)

Verison (Nov 9)

POLT