False salvation, lost translation, I leave you with nothing at all...

I discovered the Online Translator, and decided to have some fun with it.  I typing the following in English:

"Michelle M. is awesomeness itself.  Tam is from up north.  Adam is a ginger who loves plaid.  And Craig doesn't bother to post anymore." 

Then I translated it from English into Czech, from Czech into French, from French into German, from German into Greek, from Greek to Hebrew, from Hebrew into Spanish, and from Spanish back into English.

And the result I got back is as follows:

"Illuminated single Mr., Mrs. In the North. Like the person of ginger. Craig was not concerned."

Something got lost in the translation, eh?

POLT