Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 10)...

Conversations With Kris

Tonight after I got off work, Kris and I went to play some mini-golf.  When we finished (after losing one ball in watter, fighting our way through hordes of little irritating gnats and playing a hole twice cause I somehow forgot to write down one hole's scores), I had a score of 58, Kris had a score of 73.  But to be fair, it was only is second time ever playing mini-golf.  And he DID manage to get a hole in one.

Anyway, after we paid, and got our clubs, we had to chose a ball to play with and this conversation took place:

POLT: I'll be using the Purple Ball Of Victory!
KRIS: Hmm, guess I'll take the Blue Ball of....Sexual Frustration....
POLT: Well who's fault is that?
KRIS: ....yeah, well....maybe I'll choose the...Black Ball of....Death?
POLT: Good choice since you'll be..dying at the...end of the...game?
KRIS: ..........let just go play......

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 9)...

Conversations With Kris

Kris was over last night.  While watching a Golden Girls marathon, I opened a can of cashews and had some.  He refused, saying he'd eat the whole can if he had even one.  Shortly after that, while kissing, this conversation took place:

POLT: I bet my kisses taste like cashews.
KRIS: (pulls his face from mine and looks at me like I grew an eyestalk out of the middle of my forehead.)
POLT: What?
KRIS: You think your kisses taste like Ke$ha?
POLT: Cashews, I think they taste like cashews.
KRIS: OOOOOH, yeah, okay.  Cashews, right.  Cause Ke$ha kisses would taste like glitter and orgies.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 8)...

Conversations With Kris

This took place on the phone just about an hour ago.

Kris: You're on speakerphone, and that you hear in the background is Benjamin.
Polt: Hi, Benny!
Kris: I feel kinda bad cause he wants to keep playing with my knife.
Polt: He's just a year old! You should feel bad! Give him one of his toys.
Kris: He doesn't like his toys. He only likes adult toys. ..............That's, um, not what I meant.
Polt: I know what you meant.  But at least he cant hurt himself with an adult toy.
Kris: I obviously haven't shown you ALL of my adult toys yet.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 7)...

Conversations With Kris

Saturday night, Kris spent the night (see the post below), but he had to work Sunday morning.  So I set the alarm for an hour and a half before he had to be there.  That would give us time to wake up.  And while we were waking up, there was some foreplay, no bedtimesexxyfun officially, just playing around.  Then he got a shower, and I just threw some clothes on, intending to shower when I got back (I DID brush my teeth, however).

So right before we go out the door, we kiss.  And he pulls back in mid-kiss and looks at me puzzled.

Polt: What?
Kris: .....Kiss me again.
(we do.  when it ends he says)
Kris: Your beard smells like my balls.
Polt: ....so who's fault is it your balls smell?
Kris: So who told you NOT to go down there until he showered.
Polt: ...Shut up and kiss me again.

And we did.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 6)...

Conversations With Kris!

Kris was here Saturday night, and the following took place following a kiss:

Kris: Your goatee tastes great.
Me: .....WHAT?
Kris: Your goatee tastes great.  Everytime I kiss your upper lip, I can taste, like....syrup in your goatee?
Me: Syrup?
Kris: Well what have you eaten lately?
Me: Nothing for hours. But I have had a few drinks of Diet Coke.
Kris: Mmmm, yeah, that's what it is, Diet Coke.  Quick, kiss me again.

And, or course, I did.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 5)...

Conversations With Kris

Kris was here for the night last night (see below).  After showing him the Palace's 2012 Christmas video (that he was in and hadn't seen yet), I mentioned the video I posted of Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey and the others singing (see that HERE).

POLT:  Oh, and have you seen the video from Jimmy Fallon with Mariah Carey and the Roots?
KRIS: (just looks at me like I've told him he has a third eye growing out of his forehead)
POLT: What?
KRIS: How was Mariah Carey in that?
POLT: (looking at him confused) What?  She just came in and sang?
KRIS: (looking even more surprised) She can't be that old.
POLT: Well no, she's not old.  Relatively.  But what does that have to do with anything?
KRIS: Roots was made in the 70's right?
POLT: (light bulb going off) I said it was Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey AND The Roots!  The musical group. not Mariah Carey IN Roots!
KRIS: OOOOOOH!  Okay then.  Well, then.....show me the video.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 4)...

Conversations With Kris

Friday, Kris was here to help me with this year's Christmas video (which will be up somewhat shortly).

POLT: You know how to waltz, right?
KRIS: Um....yeah, I think so?
POLT: Okay, let me show you.  Put your hand up on my shoulder.
KRIS: On your shoulder....but who will be leading?
POLT: I'll be leading, *I'M* showing *YOU*, that's why your hand's on my shoulder.
KRIS: Aww, but that means I'll be the girl.
POLT: That never bothered you before.

Ohhhhh, SNAP!

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 3)...

Conversations With Kris!

Sunday night, Kris and I are cuddling and talking in bed before going to sleep.  He said something about it being my birthday, so I started singing "In Da Club" by 50 Cent.


Or at least the lyrics I knew.  And while I'm doing it, he's getting that shocked look on his face.

POLT: What?
KRIS: That's just....that's....that's just amazing.
POLT: What?
KRIS: You know the lyrics to a rap song!
POLT: Yeah.
KRIS: A song that *I* don't know the lyrics to!  How do you know those lyrics?
POLT: I am a man of many mysteries.
KRIS:........Um, no.  Seriously.  How do you know those lyrics?
POLT: There are many things I know that might surprise you.
KRIS:.......................No, really.  HOW do you KNOW those lyrics?

Stupifying the youngsters, yet again, am I!

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 2)....

Conversations With Kris!

Yesterday, Kris and I were laying in his bed just cuddling taking etc.  He was running his fingers through my hair lightly for a bit.  And then he started to purposefully ruffle and mess up my hair.  I said, "What are you doing?"

He took a few moments and then started  to sing:

"I'm laying here beside
you, messing with your hair
So when you go outside,
they know you were in here,
Fucking AROUND!"

I said, "What?"  And he repeated it, singing it even more enthusiastically.

And then we both broke up laughing our asses off.

You really did need to hear it, to get the full effect, but trust me, it was hilarious.

POLT

Conversation has it's hold on me (Part 1)...

Conversations With Kris!

So, Sunday night, while watching The Walking Dead, Kris turned to me (I think during a commercial) and said, "When the zombie  apocalypse happens, I'll come for you."  Inside I'm thinking, "Awww, how sweet."  Outside, I said, "You will not come all the way up here just to get me."

"Of course I will!" he said. "I can't leave you up here by yourself.  I'll gather my group together and we'll make our way.  And plus, Rutters is just a half block away, and Waynesburger is up the street, and there's an auto parts store back that way.  We can stuff at all those places when get you.  Yeah.  I'll get you."

And then a bit later, he was complaining about how one of the characters on the show was using guns.  And I just casually added, "Well, I've never shot a gun."  His head swiveled towards me, his jaw dropped and he looked at me like I had grown an eyestalk out of the middle of my forehead.  "Wha......?"

"I've held a real pistol...once.  And I've fired a water pistol before.  OH, and a beebee gun!"

Kris looked at me that way for a few beats more.  Then he shook his head as if to clear it, and said, "Okay, well I'm putting you in the middle of the group then.  All the rest of us will surround you."  And he sighed heavily.

But at least he's still coming to get me...that's good right?

POLT