I took the road less traveled by (Part 4115).....

 MAPS!

Who are all the people in Turkey having sex with?  But even more important, what's the time frame?  They can't mean number of partner in a LIFETIME, can they? 

I mean...I'VE had 14 sex different sex partners in the last three months alone! 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5447)...

 Check This Out!

One of the few times I take my own advice. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5574).....

 Check This Out!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5556).....

 Check This Out!

So if, 9/11 was God's punishment on America for the gays and if Katrina was New Orleans' punishment for the gays...maybe, just maybe, a rainbow, a double rainbow at that, is God's statement on his feelings about tRump when his name is being removed from the monument it should never have been on in the first place.   And doing so during Pride Month no less.

But, no, of course not.  The Right Wingers would NEVER see it that way.  They're incapable of doing so. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5553)....

 Check This Out!

I can attest to the fact that yes this does indeed happen.

Waaaaayyyyyy too often to me, actually.....

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5536)......

 Check This Out!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5517).....

 Check This Out!

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 769)...

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a RAINBOW of Samantha Steven's Pride Fashions. 

Ya know, years ago, like in the 70s or 80s, I remember someone saying "You can tell a gay man by asking him which reruns he likes better: Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie".  And it's true.  If a guy prefers Jeannie, he's generally straight, if he prefers Bewitched, he's generally gay. 

Bewitched has fashion (see above), it has the drag-queen-esque Endora, it has Paul Lynne as Uncle Arthur for God's sake.  What more could a gay man ask for? 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5508).....

 Check This Out!

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Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 119).....

 Vintage Visions

I don't know who these fellas are or what they're doing together, but they look like a fun bunch!  And this proves, we've always been here and we're not going anywhere. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5449).....

 Check This Out!

Why is it the most unattractive men are always like this?  Not only like this but: "I don't care if you're gay, just don't hit on me!" says Quasimodo's brother.  *eye roll*  

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5447)....

 Check This Out!

Now THIS is a Yankee Candle I'd buy, damn the overpriced nature of those candles!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5405)....

 Check This Out!

This is San Francisco drag queen, entertainer, comedienne, and online support system for those gays who are having issues: Auntie Katya Smirnof-Skye.

She's such a booster for the community in her online posts.  Love her!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5401).....

 Check This Out!

I mean, I may have...invaded a Polish guy or two in my time, but I don't think that's why we're talking about here. 

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 758).....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have a rainbow watchband on the gay, Asian, shirtless pornstar Ray Dexter. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5336)....

 Check This Out!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5323)....

 Check This Out!

I gotta say, I think this chart is more or less mostly correct.  However, despite being gay, I'm on the Straight Men part of this chart.  I see basically ten colors: yellow, green, blue, purple, red, orange, brown, black, white, and pink.   Sometimes tan.  But that's it. Eggplant is a food, Salmon is a fish and petroleum is something I put into my car.  None of them are colors.  Come on. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5299)...

 Check This Out!

So I saw this online, and I saw some comments saying it was fake, that it was AI.  And it might be (tho I can't detect it), but even if it is, DAMN, I don't WANT it to be!

I mean LOOK at them!  They both so hot!  The guy on the left is just fucking GORgeous!  Day-um...

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5609)....

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Hmmm, interesting take. 

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Cut their hair short, wear shorts, and boots (Part 915)....

 Wifebeater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wife Beaters And GIFS!

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