Friday, January 31, 2014

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 306)...

Frenching Fridays

Kisses And Hats!




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IF I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 60)...

Superhero Anydays

A Superhero And A Hat!


Zachary Zatara.  You want to know more about him, go HERE

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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 30)...

Gemini Guys

Twins In Hats!


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Get up and move it, to the music (Part 91)...

MOTIVATION

A Motivational Hat!



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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 85)...

Luscious Licks

A Tongue And A Hat!


And a wife beater as well.

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 69)...

Fetching Faces

A Face And A Hat.


And captivating eyes and an amazing smile to boot!

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Predict the day you wanted to get away....

So this weekend is, as everyone should know, The Super Bowl!  YEAH!  Let's take an unbiased, scientific look at who's going to win by using several categories.

1) The Cities

Denver Colorado  

Seattle Washington

The Mile High City vs The Emerald City.  Well, I've never been to either one, but I've always wanted to go to Seattle.  On the other hand, the girl I took to the Junior Prom and one of my very best friends in high school now lives in Denver.   Both cities now have legalized marijuana and I think both of them allow gay marriage or civil unions.

Winner: Gotta call this one a tie.
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2) Mascots
Denver Broncos
A bronco is an untamed, unbroken wild horse for the American West.

Seattle Seahawks

A seahawk, according to Dictionary.com is a type of US Navy helicopter.  Not even a real bird.  Why not name them the hawks?  Or if you want a water hawk...I think those are just called gulls.

Winner: Broncos
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3) Team Colors
Denver Broncos

Broncos Orange, Broncos Navy, White

Orange?  Really?  Is there any worse color for a sports team then orange?

Seattle Seahawks

College Navy Action Green, and Wolf Grey

Action Green?  ACTION Green?  I think neon green or radiation green or baby puke green would be more accurate.  That color may just be worse than orange.

No, on second thought, orange is indeed a worse color.

Winner: Seattle
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4) Season record/percentage
Denver Broncos: 15-3 (83.33 %)
Seattle Seahawks: 15-3 (83.33%)
Winner: Tie
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5) Coaches
Denver: John Fox

58 years old.  Has been Denver coach since 2011.  Has been coaching in college and NFL since 1978.  Led the Carolina Panthers to the Super Bowl in the 2003 season, but lost to the New England Patriots.

Seattle: Pete Carroll

62 years old.  Has been Seattle head coach since 2010.  Has been coaching in college and NFL since 1973.  First trip to the Super Bowl.

Close in age and experience, but Fox has been to the big game once before.  Just for that reason, I'm giving a very slight edge to him.

Winner: Broncos
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6) Quarterbacks (face, body, experience)
Denver Broncos: Peyton Manning


37 years old, 6'5, 230 lbs.  In the NFL since 1998.  In two Super Bowls, beating Chicago once, losing to New Orleans.  More personal records than I can possibly list here.

Seattle Seahawks: Russell Wilson


 25 years old.  5'11, 206 lbs.  In the NFL since 2012.

Clearly Manning's got him beat with experience not only in football but in the big game too.  But my goodness, have you SEEN Wilson's smile and body in a wifebeater????   It's really hard to go against Manning's experience....but then there IS Wilson's body and face.....  

Winner: Still, despite the hotness, it's really REALLY tough to overlook Manning's experience.  So, I'll go with Broncos.
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7) Other Name Players
Denver: Eric Decker

Very nice, especially when he has longer hair like he does now (and which I couldn't find a shirtless photo of him with).

Seattle: Percy Harvin

Very nice.  And I could, luckily, find several of him, see:


And by any mathematical computation, three beats one every time.
Winner: Seattle
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8) Previous Super Bowl experience by team
Denver Broncos: 2 wins, 4 losses
Seattle Seahawks: 0 wins, 1 losses
Winner: Either by total appearances, total wins or percentage, Denver is the winner here
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9) Geography Location To Super Bowl Site
Denver and East Rutherford NJ are 1,777 miles apart
Seattle and East Rutherford NJ are 2,856 miles apart
Winner: Denver
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10) My bets
 ALCMDPP and I have been betting on the games all season, and he's done SUCH a great job at it so that now he owes me $21.  The Super Bowl is worth $5, so the best I can do is him owing me $26 and the worst I can do is him owing me $16.  Sweet.

At any rate, since I'm such a nice guy, I told him I'd let him pick whichever team he wanted and I'd take the other.  He chose Denver, so I've got Seattle.  And that means....
Winner: Seattle
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SO what's the final tally?
Denver: 5
Seattle: 3
Tie: 2

So according to Polt's Prognostication, Denver is going to win!

POLT


Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 310)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week: Wife Beaters And Hats!





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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 197)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week: Tooshies And Hats!




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Monday, January 27, 2014

You're wantin' my body, I dont mind (Part 440)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week: Hot Shirtless Guys With Hats!











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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 395)...

Unconscious Mutterings

These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Vex :: Confuse
  2. Ghost :: Undead
  3. Detail :: Small
  4. Further :: Along
  5. Foxy :: Cleopatra
  6. Hybrid :: Joined
  7. Maximum :: Minimum
  8. Wonderful :: Terrific
  9. Munch :: Chew
  10. Organize :: Alphabetical

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Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 264)...

Superman Sundays

This week: Superman Tattoo.


And a wifebeater on a hot muscley guy....

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Saturday, January 25, 2014

My baby's got a secret (Part 246)...

Secret Saturdays

These come each week from http://postsecret.com. 

This week: Toilet Paper Secrets!




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Friday, January 24, 2014

There's tarts and whores, but you're much more....

When was living at home and then in the apartment, I usually had Pop Tarts handy.  Strawberry and frosted cherry....yummmm!  I'd have throw them in the toaster and then eat them with a glass of milk.  And I'd always eat them the same way:  eat all the crust around the outside edges, cause there was no delicious fruity middle there.  And once all that was gone, just chow down on what was left, the majority of the goody.

But I haven't had any Pop Tarts in some time.  I kinda lost the taste for them for a while, and then when I saw how many carbs there were in them, I thought I'd better just stay away from them.

But this week, when I was the grocery store, I noticed a new kind: Wild Strawberry.  Well I LOVE Strawberry, and it had been quite some time since I had any of them, so I bought a package.  I made them tonight and.....oh. my. GOD!, they were SO GOOD!  Just like I remember then tasting.  



I'm so conflicted.  I love the taste but they are so bad for me.....well I'll definitely finish off this box of them.  And hopefully, I'll NOT buy another one.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 305)...

Frenching Fridays

This week: Kisses In Undies!






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