Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5621).....

 Check This Out!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5556)....

 Check This Out!

As I'm sure you've heard by now, tonight Super Bowl halftime show will be starring Bad Bunny.  And as I'm sure you also heard, those delicate lil snowflake MAGAmorons dont like Spanish speaking brown people (even if they ARE US citizens by virtue of being Puerto Rican) so they having an alternative "All-American" halftime, starring Kid Rock, along with other 'musical acts' none of which you've heard of before.  Sad and pathetic.  

As if those facts weren't enough, how about this: 

Well THAT decides it for me!

And as an interesting aside: 

See, as a Puerto Rican, he's a natural born citizen, but as a Slovenian whore/mail order bride born in Novo Mesto, she's a naturalized citizen...I think.  Who knows if she is officially or not?   

Who really cares? 

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 3965)....

 MAPS!

Today's map shows football teams in Pre-World War II America.  Those in black are still in existence: Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Pittsburgh Steelers, Washing Commanders, Philadelphia Eagles, New York Giants (though some of their names are different).

POLT

Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 867)...

 Gemini Guys

Today we have the Spellman Twins, in black boxer briefs and football jerseys (either the Kansas City Chiefs or possibly the San Francisco 49ers maybe) pulled up showing their abs and V lines. 

POLT

Get up and move it, to the music (Part 594)...

 MOTIVATION

HHAHAHAHAHA, when the NY Giants, just a Wild Card team that year, beat Cheatin' Brady and the New England Patriots in the Super Bow and kept them from going undefeated.  LOVED it, it was glorious. 

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 984).....

 Luscious Licks

Today we have a pretty thick tongue and a Philadelphia Eagles cap. 

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When you open your mouth to speak (Part 307)....

 Bros With Braces

Today we have a smiling fella in braces all decked out in Jacksonville Jaguar gear. 

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5553)....

 Check This Out!

With the Super Bowl taking place later today, I thought it might be interesting to see what CBSSports predicted at the beginning of the season. 

Buffalo did not win the division, New England did.

Baltimore did not win the division (nor make the playoffs) Pittsburgh did.

Houston did not win the division, Jacksonville did. 

Kansas City did not win the division (nor make the playoffs), Denver did

Philadelphia DID win their division

Green Bay did not win the division, Chicago did

Tampa Bay did not win the division (nor make the playoffs), Carolina did. 

San Francisco did not with the division, Seattle did. 

So 'the experts' aren't really good at prognostication, are they? 

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 858)........

 Superman Sundays

With today being Super Bowl Sunday, we have instances of Superman playing football!

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 979)......

 Secret Saturdays

The Super Bowl is tomorrow, so today we have Secrets And Football!

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 893)....

 Frenching Fridays

With the Super Bowl just days away, this week we have a Football Player's Kiss With An NFL Dallas Cowboys Helmet!

POLT

Grabs my soul, shakes my body like a super bowl (2025 edition).....

 Super Bowl LX (60 in Arabic numerals) takes place this Sunday.   The New England Patriots vs The Seattle Seahawks.   And so it's now time for my totally and completely scientific analysis of the game to reveal my prediction as the outcome. 

1. The Cities

Patriots: Foxborough Massachusetts

About 18,600 people live there. And it houses the Patriots in Gillette Stadium, and......and that's about it.  Nothing else much going on here. 

Seahawks: Seattle, Washington

Population of about 781,000 people with a metro area of over 4 million people.   In addition tot the Seahawks, the city boasts a baseball team, soccer team, hockey team, women's basketball team, women's soccer team, professional rugby team, and professional cricket team.   Seattle has the Space Needle, the fish-throwing Pike's Place, Starbucks founding restaurant, several museums, and countless other points of interest and things to do. 

Winner: Seahawks

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2. Distance from Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is being played in Santa Clara California, which is located 45 miles from San Francisco and yet is somehow the San Francisco 49ers 'home' stadium.

Patriots: Foxborough is roughly 3100 miles from Santa Clara

Seahawks: Seattle is roughly 708 miles from Santa Clara.

Winner: Seahawks

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3. Logo/Mascot

profile of an android face wearing a long hat that's on fire at the end of it. 

Profile of a bird of prey's head, looking also like something from a totem pole, of which there are several in the Pacific northwest.  And the bird looks pissed too. 

Winner: Seahawks

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4. 2025 Season record

Patriots: 14-3 (.824)

Seahawks: 14-3 (.824)

Winner: Tie

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5. Coaches

Patriots: Mike Vrabel, 50 years old.   

He spent 7 years playing for the Patriots, as well as for a couple other years, the Steelers and the Chiefs.  He was Head Coach of the Tennessee Titans from 2018-2023, going 54-45.  This year is his first year as the Patriots Head Coach.  It's his first time to the Super Bowl as a Head Coach. 

Seattle: Mike McDonald, 38 years old. 

He's had multiple coaching positions but was made Seattle Head Coach in 2024.  In his two years, he's gone 24-10. 

Winner: Patriots

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6. Quarterback Experience

Patriots: Drake Maye, 23 years old.  Second year in the NFL and second year as Patriots QB, going 17-12 (,586).  This is first Super Bowl

Seahawks: Sam Darnold, 28 years old.  Eighth year in the NFL, he's playing QB for the Jets, the Panthers, the Niners, the Vikings, and the Seahawks, going 49-41 (.544). This is his first year with the Seahawks.  This is his first Super Bowl. 

Winner:  I don't know...I'm calling this one another tie. 

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7. Quarterback Face

Patriots: Drake Maye

Seahawks; Sam Darnold 

Winner:  Both are kinda, meh.  I'm gonna go with Drake Maye by a hair. 

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8. Quarterback Body

Patriots: Drake Maye

Seahawks: Sam Darnold

Winner: Both are kinda, meh.  I'm just gonna call this a tie. 

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9. Other Star Player

Seahawks: Cooper Cupp, 32 years old, wide reciever

First year playing with the Seahawks, but played for the Los Angeles Rams from 2017 to 2024.

Patriots: Um...do the Patriots even HAVE another star player????

Winner: Seahawks

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10. Team Super Bowl  Experience

Patriots: This will be the team's 12th Super Bowl.  Record is 6-5 (,545)

Seahawks: This will be the team's 4th Super Bowl.  Record is 1-2 (,333)

Winner: Patriots

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So, following this totally scientific and unbiased analysis, the result is: 

Seahawks - 4 wins, Patriots - 3 wins, Ties - 3.

Thus, the team hefting the Lombardi Trophy Sunday night will be...

The Seattle Seahawks!

However, I understand the numbers were really close.  So what's gonna push it over the top for the Seahawks is the following: 

Fuck tRump.  Fuck MAGA.  Fuck Robert Kraft.  Fuck The New England Patriots. 

POLT

PS

Just in case you're wondering how I've done in the past with my 'scientific' predictions, here's my track record: 

Season                Prediction                    Winner

2024        Chiefs                Eagles

2023        Chiefs                Chiefs

2022        Chiefs                Chiefs

2021        Rams                Rams

2020        Chiefs               Bucs

2019        Chiefs               Chiefs

2018        Rams                Patriots  

2017        neither              Eagles

2016        Patriots             Patriots

2015        Panthers           Broncos    

2014        Seahawks         Patriots    

2013        Seahawks         Seahawks

2012        Ravens             Ravens

2011        Patriots             Giants

2010        Packers             Packers

2009        Saints               Saints

2008        Cardinals          Steelers

2007        Patriots             Giants

2006        Colts                 Colts

2005        Seahawks         Steelers

Predicted Correctly: 10, Predicted Incorrectly: 9, Didn't predict at all: 1

POLT

You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 592)....

 Thursday Thighs

This week, with the Super Bowl coming up soon, we have a set of thick thighs (as well as other muscles!) and a cap with the NFL team San Francisco 49ers!

POLT

The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 838)......

 Tooshie Tuesdays

With The Super Bowl just days away, this week we have Tooshies And NFL Jerseys!

Baltimore Ravens

Miami Dolphins

New England Patriots

Dallas Cowboys

Pittsburg Steelers

POLT

You're wantin' my body I don't mind (Part 1035)....

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

The Super Bowl is less than a week away now, so this week we have Hot Shirtless Guys In NFL Team Caps!

Philadelphia Eagles

San Francisco 49ers

Las Vegas Raiders

Chicago Bears

Dallas Cowboys

Miami Dolphins

Los Angeles Rams

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5507)....

 Check This Out!

So, Dallas beat both teams that were in the last year's Super Bowl, and did so in just 5 days. 

What does this mean for the rest of Dallas' season?  Nothing probably.  I'm sure Dallas will revert to form and fall apart in December and miss the playoffs.  Again.

But I post this because it's pretty damn impressive, if you ask me.   And I have so little occasions recently to crow about my team.  So deal with it. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5503)...

 Check This Out!

Tomorrow, as every year, the Cowboys are playing on Thanksgiving.  And they're playing the Chiefs.  Which probably means they're gonna lose...again.  But before that, while the Cowboys fans are riding high on the amazing comeback defeat of the Philadelphia Eagles a few days ago, we have these statistics.

Pretty sweet stats, if I do say so myself. 

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 143)....

 Badass Birthday

In 1966, 59 years ago, in California was born Troy Aikman. 

Aikman played 12 years in the NFL, all for the Dallas Cowboys.  But why is he a badass?  Because he was the first quarterback to win three Super Bowls in 4 years. Something that's only been matched one other time, by Tom Brady, and never been surpassed.   Tying with Tom Brady for anything is, I suppose, impressive, but doing it before Brady did...yeah, total badass. 

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 99)....

 Badass Birthday

Thirty years ago, in 1995, Patrick Mahomes was born in Texas.

3x Super Bowl Champion

2x Super Bowl MVP

2x Most Valuable Player in NFL

6x Pro Bowl selections

Passing yards leader in 2022

8 years in the NFL, led his team to the playoffs in 7 of them, and to a Super Bowl in 5 of them.

Total Badass stats.

POLT