I hope, I hope you feel the same way too (Part 4)...

Why I'm Glad I'm Gay

Reason #12

Stubbley Kisses

POLT

I hope, I hope you feel the same way too (Part 3)...

Why I'm Glad I'm Gay

Reason #4

Having to never, ever, EVER purchase, or deal with, any of these kind of products.

POLT

I hope, I hope you feel the same way too (Part 2)...

Why I'm Glad I'm Gay

Reason #7

Hell hath no fury....






If gay guy #1 finds out his partner, gay guy #2, is cheating on him with gay guy #3, #1 will just make a big scene at the local club, leave in tears and drama, chased by #2, where they'll reconcile in the parking lot. And #1 will ask #2 if they can maybe have a three way with #3, cause he's pretty cute, after all.

POLT Listening to "What I Got" by Sublime

Take a seat, you're gonna frighten the concussed. - Black Canary, Birds Of Prey #80

I hope, I hope you feel the same way too (Part 1)...

Why I'm Glad I'm Gay

Reason #3

Cute, Australian gay boys dancing about in their vaguely-rainbow-esque bikinis.

POLT Listening to...well watching the video again...and again.... Oil: 47.84 (+2.24); Gas: 1.87 (-.01)

In the immemorial style of young men under pressure, they decided to lie down for a while and waste time. - Michael Chabon, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier And Clay