Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5613)...

 Check This Out!

I was there and I can assure you that, yes, back then, this fella coulda been 15.  Or 30.  

Times were different back then. 

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1801)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Soooo, In other words, according to the orange shitgibbon, workers have too many holidays, and even those same workers don't want to have them. 

Well, Happy Labor Day from your President, America.  Feeling great again? 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5588)...

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Yeah, this bothers me too.  And not strangers, but people I've known, worked with for years, been related to all my life, just laughing at how other human beings are hurting, and wishing more on people like them.  Saddens me to no end.

POLT

I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know it's true (Part 208)...

 Comic Book Craziness

Teeth Mimicry.....yep, that's a unique power!  That Earth-2 World War II era Wonder Woman was really something!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5666)....

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I don't know what business this is, what kind of work they do, or where this office is located, but when I retire I absolutely want to apply here!  I mean, Casual Fridays here just can't be beat!

POLT

You'll think it strange when I try to explain (Part 68)....

 What's The Story Here? 

Swords?  Dreams?  Reptile Rescue?  Gold Buyer?  What in THE hell is this store's inventory made of???  What's the story here???

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5648).....

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Ya know, they say, God has a plan, and we're not able to understand what that plan is.  And damn, that's true.  I don't understand how an evil, vile waste of skin like the orange shitgibbon and his slimy ilk keep sucking air while one of the most honest, nicest, most kind, caring and compassionate celebrities like Dolly Parton passes on.

The world is a darker, sadder, more dismal place because she is no longer in it. 

POLT

You'll think it strange, if when I try to explain (Part 67)...

 What's The Story Here? 

What's going on here?  When it comes to the Japanese, who the hell knows what's going ever? 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5640)...

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This is a huge irritant to me.  If a candidate doesn't meet all ten positions that some Democrats consider essential, they won't vote for that candidate. Even if that candidate agrees with them on 6 of the 10.  But by not voting for the Democrat, a Republican gets in, and Republican who not only doesn't support ANY of the 10, but actively works to put things in the opposite direction from most of the 10.  

Yeah, that really shows the Democrats doesn't it?  Cutting off your nose to spite your face. 

Morons. 

POLT

You'll think it strange when I try to explain (Part 64)...

 What's The Story Here? 

Um....well, um...there's just SO MUCH going on here, there's really nothing I do but ask, What IS The Story Here? 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5584)...

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And ya see, this, THIS RIGHT HERE, is the problem with low info voters and 'independents' and shit like that.    One side wants to hurt people they don't like, the other side wants to help everyone, and those type of people just can't 'tell the difference'? 

Both parties are NOT the same, and if you can't see that, then you're a blindingly stupid idiot!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5578).....

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This both freakishly creepy and amazingly impressive, all at the same time!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5575).....

 Check This Out!

That's a VERY good question indeed!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5561).....

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POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5546)....

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This is NOT parody, this is NOT the Onion, this article is from an actual news organization.

They got every country named wrong.  EVERY.  SINGLE.   ONE.  Mislabeled. 

And they did this at the AIDS 2026 conference in Rio!  In front of other delegates FROM AROUND THE WORLD!

The orange shitgibbon and his 'adminstration' are such embarrassments.  Not only in front of Americans, but in front of the entire world!  If it weren't for being so pathetically sad it would be funny. 

*shakes head*

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4127)....

 MAPS!

Today we have the so-called Jello Belt, where, for some reason, Jello consumption is more than double the national average.   

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't kow if everybody know (Part 5516)....

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Um, dude, I don't think you're wearing that properly....

...but then, maybe you don't want to wear it properly.  You do you boo. 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5506)....

 Check This Out!

The orange shitgibbon just can't ever be an embarrassment.  Not only did he fall sleep at the World Cup (surprise, surprise), but when the Spain team was taking their team photograph, he wouldn't leave the stage.  He wandered around a bit and then stayed to the side, despite the FIFA president trying to direct him off.  Because obviously he needed his picture all over TV, newspapers and the internet even though he had nothing whatsoever to do with the World Cup.   See the pic on the left. 

Well, someone finally found a good use for AI.  They had his ugly, bloated visage removed from the photo before they put it in their papers or online reports.    And good for them. 

It's been reported he's also furious about this being down.  Don't know if it's true, but it's easy to imagine that it is true.   And I hope it is, cause I love it for him when his overinflated ego is punctured.  Or better yet, ignored. 

But still.......such a fucking embarrassment. 

POLT

I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know its true (Part 202)....

 Comic Book Craziness

They say context is everything and I gotta say, a little context here would indeed be everything!  What the hell???

POLT

Night arrives with her purple horde (Part 18)....

Welp.....here we go.....

Legion Lore

Matter-Eater Lad

As a resident of the planet Bismoll, Matter-Eater Lad has the ability to...well, to eat all matter in any form.   Yeah, that's it, that's his power (he first premiered in 1962....I wonder what drugs Jerry Seigel and John Forte and their supervising editors were doing 60 years ago, but they musta been wonderful).  It was later explained that the inhabitants of Bismoll had evolved themselves to consume any form of matter after toxic microbes contaminated all the edible food on the plant.  Their teeth and jaws were modified to allow to bite through and chew wood, metal, stone, plastics, anything.  And their digestive systems made to handles the results. (never mentioned is the assumption their indoor plumbing systems had to be totally reworked as well)

Due to the obviously somewhat limited application of his powers, Matter-Eater Lad wasn't seen too much after joining the team.   Since the writers didn't know what to do with him or how to use him, they had him be drafted into politics on his homeworld and win a seat in the Senate there.  Thus he had to go to reserve status.  Some time after that, when an insane Brainiac 5 built the Miracle Machine, which was impervious to any harm, the Miracle Machine unleashed the creature Omega on the team and they couldn't defeat it.  Brainiac 5 in a moment of lucidity, solved the problem by calling M-E Lad back to Earth and had him consume the Miracle Machine, thus ending Omega.  But also driving M-E Lad insane. 

He was institutionalized for several years.  And when he finally returned to sanity, he just returned to Bismoll and reassumed his seat in the Senate (as being certificably insane and in an insane asylum was not grounds for removing him from his Senate seat). 

Matter-Eater Lad had occasional adventures with the Legion until it's disbandment after the Magic Wars. 

POLT