Saturday, May 31, 2008

How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots...

I like guys that make me laugh.
I like guys with muscles.
And I'm all about redheaded guys.

But...there's just something so....wrong about this.



So very very wrong.

He must have gone to Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon, cause his face looks just like hers.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101online

Interesting work with AIDS...especially since it brings out the very worst in a bunch of folks who don't even have it. - Lucifer, Crimson

My baby's got a secret (Part 77)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/. Stop by, new secrets each Sunday.





POLT Listening to "Thank You" by Alanis Morisette Oil: 127.35 (-.36); Gas: 3.94 (-.01)

In a democracy, often times other people win. - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

Friday, May 30, 2008

Sing for the people, count the money and the miles...

Harvey Korman passed away yesterday. I remember him from the Carol Burnett Show. I was just a kid, and my mom and I would watch it every Saturday night at 10:00. I loved that show. I'm pretty sure I damn near pissed myself more than once laughing.

This is a good Korman scene from History Of The World Part 1.


"Don't be saucy with ME, Bernnaise!" Hahahahaha, love it.

POLT Listening to "Diesel Power" by the Prodigy

"If this is a trick, I swear I'll kill you." "I'm already dead." "I'll kill you again." "I don't think you can do-" "Shut up!" - The Pied Piper, Countdown #19

I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals...

Today was Mama Polt's last day of work, she is now officially retired. She spent 22 years and three months in the Federal Government working for a branch of FEMA.

She's so earned it. In my memory, she's been a billing secretary at a local oil company, a receptionist in the office of a housing development, a real estate agent, a janitor at a church, a retail clerk in a drug store, a librarian's aide in a government research facility, and then to her present job.

At this place, she's been, over the years, the secretary to one of the directors, worked in the procurement department, and spent the last several years in the budget office. Previously, she had top secret security clearance because NATO would hold meetings on their campus, and they needed a secretary there to take notes and they had to have top secret clearance for that. She also had a tour of a top secret underground facility that she's not allowed to say anything more about. After Hurricane Andrew ravaged Florida and Lousiana in 1992, she was one of MANY volunteers with FEMA to go to Louisiana and help process the claims. She was there for two weeks (this was back when FEMA was run as a Federal Emergency Agency, but state emergency agency chiefs that were promoted to the position, not when FEMA was run as a plumb appointment for high paying campaign contriubtors with no experience)

And during all of this, she was a homemaker, wife, and mother (to a bratty, not always greatful son).

She has certainly earned the retirement. Although, now she's probably gonna be busier than when she was working. She got about 12 things on a to-do list, including seeding the garden, resealing the driveway, resealing the deck, planting a bunch of flowers etc. She's got two or three places, at LEAST she wants to volunteer at. Plus, now that summer's here, there are several family members and other retired friends of hers, none of which work over the summer, that have already asked to go places and do things with her. And she's not the type to turn anyone down.

She had so much leave, she took off yesterday. Wednesday, the people in her office threw her an open house. Mom didn't want a party, she said at a party, you're stuck talking to the people sitting on either side of you. So at the open house, the co-workers set up the food and snacks and deserts and drinks in the room, her immediate co-workers were there with her, and from 2-4 in the afternoon, people from the campus could just stop in, grab something to eat, say hi to her, wish her luck, give her a card, and be on their way. Just what she wanted.

The lady organizing it, though, asked mom to make fudge to bring to it, cause NOBODY makes fudge like her. So she did. Mom made food to take to her own retirement. that's just like her.

Tonight, I took her to Olive Garden (it was her choice) for her retirement. We had a good meal, and great conversation, and a great time.

And I wanted to post this photo I took of her. That she is holding is NOT a sundae, but a flower arrangement made to look like a sundae! It's even got a straw! What will they think of next!



Just in case anyone would be interested, I set up a Yahoo account for the occasion. Send her an email at momsretired@yahoo.com and wish her the best, if you're so inclined.

POLT Listening to "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie

If he's not careful, he might break a sweat...or a nail. - Ted, Queer As Folk

Yeah take up a moment and clarify this for you...

Just a clarification on the "How Well Do You Know Uncle Polt" quiz in the sidebar.

When i made the test up, I had the wrong answer for #4 (I am a bottom, top, versitile or huh?). I have since corrected it, but Amie P, Randi Rabbit, and Mark Strait all picked the correct answer, but were told it was wrong. Sorry about that kids. All three of you can add ten points to your score, and have the sastifaction of knowing that you DO actually know the correct preference of Uncle Polt's sexual positioning.

Probably more than you wanted to know, but whatever.....

POLT Listening to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting-Tings

I'm politically a-sexual: I don't like Bush OR Dick! - seen on a t-shirt

Keep your numbers mounting (Part 28)...

55 Fiction Fridays

Lugi had a simple job: just keep the traffic flowing at Venice's busiest intersection.
It wasn't all the exciting, but he enjoyed it.
Until one day, after a night of partying, he was tired and fell asleep.
Total chaos was the result.


Lugi loved his job, but he hated having to look for another one.

POLT Listening to "Man Sized Wreath" by R.E.M. Oil: 127.71 (+1.38); Gas: 3.95 (+.02)

I'm like a gay guy at a strip club, i really don't care. - Cedric The Entertainer

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 136)...

Frenching Fridays

This week, I thought I'd put this up. It's got hot guys kissing, but it's funny, and it's a video. Enjoy.



I LOVE MadTV.

POLT Listening to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting-Tings

I'll have you vomiting up parts of your anatomy you didn't even know you had! - Count Vertigo, JSA #10

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 111)...

Once more, kids, it's time for....


One week ago, my friends the Parispekings (search the Palace for the name, you'll come up with many entries) had their third daughter, Baby Jackie. Saturday I went to visit them. And I got to hold Baby Jackie, just two days old.

Holding this brand new human being, less then two days after she emerged into the world, was something....breathtaking for me. It brought a lot of things into perspective, and made me more introspective later in the evening, ya know, like what really matters in life.

This is a photo of Baby Jackie.



And yeah, that's the Polt-Thumb and Polt-Goatee in the photo. Gives you a comparison so you can see just how small she actually is.

To see what others put up, go to http://osbasso.blogspot.com/

POLT Listening to "Groove Is In The Heart" by Dee-Lite

I want to be the minority, I don't need your authority. Down with the Moral Majority, cause I want to be the minority. - Green Day, Minority

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

With a heavy lid, my pop quiz kid, a sleepy kisser...

Hey, kids, I made a POLT QUIZ! It's over in the sidebar! Click on it, take it, and see how well you know me!


POLT Listening to "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe

I sent him off to the best brothels, to learn the pleasures of women, and the pleasures of boys. - Marius, Blood & Gold

Cut their hair short, wear shirts, and boots (Part 46)...

Wifebeater Wednesdays

Theme: Hot black guys wearing wifebeaters.





POLT Listening to "Living Well Is The Best Revenge" by R.E.M.

I lost my eye in an ass accident.

Maybe you are in his book of names, maybe you...

As you may or may not know, Scott McClellen, former White House press secretary for the Bushie administration, has written a book wherein he says, in black and white, that the administration about many things, not the least of which, is the way they got us into war in Iraq. It does NOT paint a flattering picture of Bushie, Darth Cheney, Turdblossom Rove, and Scooter.

A co-worker asked me about it today, and I told her that it's nice to have all this out in the open, revealed by someone who was there at the time, but really, 80% of us already knows the president it a liar, and the other 20% aren't gonna believe anything negative about him. So really, I doubt it's gonna have any great impact on anything.

What I loved though was listening to Laura "Screeching Harpy" Ingraham on the Far Right wingnut radio station on the way home from work. The Harpy herself was called McClellen everything but a white man. He "looks and sounds like Porky Pig", was a betrayer, a Judas. Just like all the Washington, he had no integrity or loyalty. He was just trying to rake in a buck. The book publishers made him include all the dirt he could think of . Etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

What she never did, though, is point out what is wrong IN the book. She mentioned no inaccuracy, no lie, nothing that was a falsehood. And I had to laugh.

"Attack the messenger, not the message" is a tried and true wingnut tactic. When you can't attack the message, and few are the times that the far right's message ARE defensible, you just attack the messenger and discredit them. No, let's not debate the issues brought up, or discount them point by point, no, let's just attack and savage the one making the claims. We've seen this time and time over in the last eight years.

But, thankfully, the American people aren't falling for it anymore. Hopefully they will continue to ignore it through the November elections, and into the next president's administration, regardless of the drivel and tripe thrown out by Fox Noise Channel.

POLT Listening to "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado Oil: 130.71 (+2.34); Gas: 3.89 (+.01)

I have seen some slip-shod backwater burgs, but this place takes the cake! - Miguel Ferrer, Twin Peaks

Tonight I want to dance with someone else (Part 39)...

Wednesday Weekly White Boy Dance




POLT Listening to "1234" by Feist

"He's really very easy to like once you get to know him." "How many people get that far?" "Not that many." - Leo McGarry, The West Wing

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

This is for the couples, strictly for the couples...

I noticed something over the weekend that I never noticed before. When referring to a couple, I usually say the name of the person that's the closer relation to me.

Like Randy & Barb, Carolyn & Nick, Daryl & Trudy. They're all my aunts and uncles.
And other couples: Brian & Melissa, Trish & Mark. Bonnie & Dick. Bobby & Nancy. Same thing the blood realtion is first.

Then I got to wondering about friends:
Amie & Shane. Chris & Leah. George & Brenda. David & Susan.

While in some of the cases, I'm friends with both members of the couple, the name I say first is the one I knew first, or know better.

I wonder, is this just something I do, or is this what everyone does. Leave me a comment, let me know.

POLT Listening to "That's Not My Name" by The Ting-Tings

I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to BE art! - Carrie Fisher

After your life, remember your loved ones, your boyfriends...

Its not Frenching Fridays yet, I know, but I stumbled across this picture and thought it was just so cute.


I'm a sucker for cute twinkie boyfriends.

'For', I said, 'FOR'! I did NOT say 'OF'!

....course, given the opportunity, who knows?

POLT Listening to "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance

I cannot take what is an article of faith for me and legislate it to people for who that is not an article of faith. - John Kerry, Oct. 8, 2004

Look how many hugs i get, yea...

Bushie and McCain planned to have a fundraiser today, in Phoenix, I think. However, since they couldn't sell enough tickets to fill up the original site, they moved it to a "smaller, more intimate" venue.

How bad is your campaign going when you can't sell out a venue...in the capital of YOUR own state?

POLT Listening to "Hollow Man" by R.E.M. Oil: 128.37 (-4.47); Gas: 3.88 (-)

"I am a little under the weather." "You're drunk, sir." "That could be why." - Malcolm In The Middle

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 98)...

TMI Tuesdays
These come each week from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently. I think all the stereotypical ones: "It's me, not you." Course, a few times I've just said, "Thanks. You need help getting up off your knees? I'll seeya around."
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy. A trip to Toronto. What I didn't spend getting and staying there, I would DEFINITELY not have any trouble finding ways to spend it there!
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy. I'd get mom whatever she wanted. And whatever is left over, I'd divide between my friends Mark and AJ. I just give them the money, they know best what it's needed for.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________? Looking the other hot guy he's bringing with him.
5. What sounds to you make during sex. Hmm, well, I've been known to swear a little, if I'm really into it. Other than that, I'm usually concentrating on what I can do to make my partner make all the good sounds.
Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story. Honestly, I don't really have any bad ones. Most of my relationship either ended mutually and/or amicably, or they just whithered and died, with the two of us seeing each other less and less until by mutual conscent we decided it was over. No stories full of screaming, and drama and drinks thrown in faces, and stalker calls and stuff like that. Sorry.

POLT Listening to "One" by U2

Hold still, baby! Daddy can't kill you if you keep jumping around! - The Joker, Batman: Harley Quinn

Monday, May 26, 2008

Watch a holiday parade with dancers and balloons...

So this morning, I managed to get myself up in time to go see the Memorial Day parade. It was about an hour long, and was...well, a parade in my small hometown. Nothing exciting, way too many fire trucks, but they did, as they do every Memorial Day, had a bus full of veterans from the nearby V.A. Hospital, most of them disabled or injured, hence why they're at the hospital in the first place. They waved flags out the bus windows. Everyone applauded them. That's probably the best moment of the entire parade, when they go by.

My cousin Cam was there as well, telling anyone that would listen that he was now three years old.

Later in the day, the whole family regathered at my mom's house and we had lunch. It consisted of meatballs, baked beans, a deli and cheese tray, potato and mac salad, chips, pickles, cheeses, and deserts of fruit salad and a vanilla, white icing cake with a layer of strawberries in the middle! Yummy! Following the meal, we all sat around and talked to each other while we digested the food.

When this was over, I came home and hung out for only a short while before Don arrived. We spent two and a half hours together. Alongwith the memories, and the afterglow, I have a few scratches on my back near my shoulder to commemorate the occasion. I didn't know he had longish nails until we were cuddling afterwards and i felt the scratches. Niether of us can remember when the acutally occured, but we both kinda think its a good thing, showing just how much...fun we had.

After he left I got a call from mom, she wanted me to come over and eat some more of the leftovers, so I went over for supper, having another sandwich and stuff. Then we sat and talked for about an hour and a half while we watched TV. I always feel like I should spend the evenings of holidays with her, this is the first Memorial Day she had without dad, so I wanted to do something a little bit with her when all the people had left and she was there alone. But she seems to be doing very good.

In addition to the scratches, I got a bit of sun on the back of my neck and on my face, but nothing major. Not a burn, just a slight reddening. Food, fun, family....and sex. All in all a very pleasant holiday!

But what kinda holiday would it be if I didn't have some photos to post?

This is Cam watching the parade from his Froggy Chair.


And this is Cam in his favorite place to be: With Pappy.


This is Cam and I in a self portrait.


This is a short video of Cam in his mom's arms giggling over her kisses.




And this is a short video of one of the groups in the parade. They're doing the Lindy Hop.

Personally, I'm diggin' the outfits, zoot suits rock!

POLT Listening to "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado Oil: 133.04 (+1.34); Gas: 3.88 (-)

He couldn't find a prayer in the Bible! - Whit Sterling, Out Of The Past

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 148)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme: Hot Shirtless Guy's with Hairy Chests!





(my GOD, what eyes!)




(For your viewing pleasure, a bit of beef added to mix)




POLT Listening to "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" by Whale

A good friend is like a girdle: supportive, comfortable, and no matter how loose you are, keeps it all a secret.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Again with love, it's gonna be a glorious day...

So today was just a FABulous day!

I managed to get up about 9:00, and for me on a Sunday that is WAY early. I was online for a bit, then showered and got dressed. I was going to mom's for lunch, but I decided since it was a beautiful day (70's, sunshining, not a cloud in the sky), that I'd take a walk. I needed to mail a bill, a condolance card, and teo Netflix movies. And instead of just walking directly to the Post Office, I took a route that ended up having me out walking for about 20 minutes. But it was truly a GLORIOUS day. I stopped and took a photo of the sky, and you can see just how beautiful it was.



I dropped the stuff off at the Post Office and then went to mom's. She called on her way back from church and asked if I wanted Chinese. So she stopped and got some and we had that for lunch. Afterwards, she went outside to plant some flowers she had, and I laid on the couch and finished up the book I was reading. Angel laid on me while I did so. And upon finishing the book, with a full tummy and the dog on my lap, I promptly fell asleep for a nap.

I woke up in time for us to leave for the party. My cousin's son Cam was having his third birthday party today, and over we went. Somewhere previous I'm sure I mentioned that there was a big split in my family after my grandfather died 10 years ago. It was mom's brother(R) and sister(C), vs my mom's other brother(D). Mom stayed out of the stupid fighting and remained neutral, which meant we got invited to everything on both sides, but neither side apparently was interested in mending fences.

then, last year, my dad died, and that kinda opened some eyes up, cause everyone like my dad, Uncle Milt they all called him. his death, got things changed. Last Christmas, when R threw the Christmas party like he always did, he invited C and her family, and mom's family, but last year, he also invited D and his family. And more surprising, D and his family came.

Cam, the birthday boy, is D's grandson. And they were having the party at D's house. And D invited R and C and their families, again a surprise, and they all came, another surprise. It was great to see the whole family again within six months. Dad would have enjoyed seeing too. And ya know, I think, he has.

At any rate, we had a great time at the party. Cam was in rare form, laughing, talking, playing, just having a blast. Relatives were talking to each other. And there was a 5 year old, 7 year old and 9 year old there that needed entertaining as well.

Of course that fell to me.

I played 'Tag' with them, changing the rules at a whim. I generally helped the 5 year old when he was "It", cause he really couldn't catch the older two, and he needed the help. I also ended up wrestling around with a few of them, carrying one over my shoulder, and later, another under my arm. I'm tired from the whole thing now,and I'll be a bit achey tomorrow, but it was very fun, and very much worth it.

Cam all decked out in his "I AM 3" t-shirt, red pants and making chucks.


Cam eyeing up his cake, thinking about blowing out the candle and how to get his finger in the icing with no one catching him.


Cam playing with a toy train he got.


I also spent time talking to the adults, although the genereally isn't as much fun as playing with the kids. *SHRUG* what can I say, it's the truth, right? Also at the party was the in-laws family, and we all got along with them well too. I was talking to one girl, a cousin of a cousin, and we decided it's been over ten years since we saw each other. And while she didn't know many of the cousins on my side, she DID remember me. "I always remembered you as the clown, right?" Hey, I couldn't deny her. And if one has to be remembered, how bad is it to be remembered as "the clown"?

After the party, I came home, and put up this planter I got. I put it on the balcony and it's got some flowers in it. I'm gonna try to see if I can get it going. I mean, I generally have a black thumb killing any plant in my apartment, but this time I'm really gonna try. And it's not technically IN my apartment, but hanging on the balcony.

After that, Don called me. And he's coming up tomorrow late afternoon early evening. And it's been several weeks since we've seen each other, SO, if anyone sees the apartment building rocking, do NOT coming knocking. Just sayin....

POLT Listening to "14th Street" by Rufus Wainwright

Furniture shouldn't have a smell. - Ted, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 25)...

Word Of The Day
These come from http://www.urbandictionary.com

farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

-You contaminated my air with your farticles!
-GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!


POLT Listening to "Bass Trap" by U2

"The first one who moves gets a crossbow bolt in the brainpan!" "So much for stealth." - Oracle, Birds Of Prey #110

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 101)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Referral :: Doctor
Indiana :: Colts
Foil :: Aluminum
Horizon :: Event
Event :: Horizon
Sailing :: Wind
Footage :: Recorded
Sunday :: Sleep
Breathtaking :: Beautiful
Dude! :: Sweet!


POLT Listening to "You're My Best Friend" by Queen Oil:131.70 (-.49); Gas: 3.88 (+.01)

Even a broken clock is still right twice a day.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Sentimental and melancholy, whenever i think...

I'm feeling a bit melancholic today. I don't like it.

A co-worker's husband passed away last night. He's been sick for about 6 weeks, and she's been off work, and I don't really like her all that much, and I think I only met him like 2 times in my whole life, but he was only in his 50's, and it was cancer, and he leaves three sons behing, the youngest being still in high school, and it all just makes me....sad. And on top of it all, today is my co-worker's birthday.

It's funny, I don't really have a good word to say about her, and as I said, I didn't really know him, but yet, it saddens me.

And then, after work, I went to visit the Parispekings and see and hold the newest little one (just two days old), and I was quite taken aback by that. Oh, the two older kids (3 and 1.5 yrs old) played with me, and I was talking to Mama Parispeking, and Grammy Parispeking who happened to be there as well. Oh and the dogs. And it was quite fun.

But just sitting there, holding this little new human being, that three days ago, wasn't even born yet, it touched me. It's just so amazing. I was overcome with emotion thinking about it later.

And then I got a bit depressed (no, that's too strong of a word...but something like it), because I know I'll never have one of my own. And then I remembered diapers, and that all went away. No, I jest. I am sad that I have no kids, and probably won't. I mean, I am pretty selfish, and immature and irresponsible, so it's probably a good thing I don't have any kids, but still.

And then I got to thinking that this will be the first Memorial Day without dad, and that brought out a whole host of emotions again.

And tomorrow is my cousin Cam's 3rd birthday party. So that will definitely be fun. But late tonight, mom called to tell me Cam's parents, grandparents, and aunt swung by to pick her up and take her with them when they went to a Fun Center (skee-bal, go carts, mini-golf, etc). And I'm glad they did, but then I wondered, why didn't they call me too? I mean it was 6:30 when they left, well after I was off work. So that upset me a bit. Until I thought they probably just figured I had something going on on a Saturday evening. So then I was a bit better.

And I watched this French gay coming of age movie. It was touching, and that stirred up a whole host of other feelings.

Is this what the moods swings of PMS, or bi-polar disorder are like? god, it sucks. Well, tomorrow is a new day, I'll have a good night's sleep and everything will be better.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101

Don't let your crushes become obsessions. - Kim Gordon

My baby's got a secret (Part 76)...

Secret Saturdays






POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Oil: 132.19 (+.49); Gas: 3.87 (+.01)

The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys. - Liberace

Friday, May 23, 2008

Play telepathy, i wanna read your mind...

Let's take a telepathic listen to their thoughts....


Boy on the left: "He thinks I'm kidding, but I'm gonna get him drunk in a little bit and we'll do this again, but without the shorts!"
Boy on the right: "He thinks I'm kidding, but I'm gonna pretend I'm drunk in a little bit and we'll do this again, but without the shorts!"
Boy in the middle: "Oh PUH-lease, who the hell do they think they're kidding? I just wanna know when MY turn is!"

POLT Listening to "Without You" from the Rent Soundtrack

Come the millennium, in the month 12, in the home of the greatest power, the village idiot will come forth, to be acclaimed leader. - Nostradamus, 1555

Whatever's more important to be...

So I see today, McCain kicked Pastor "Let's Destroy Islam" Paisley to the curb. And well he did. I wonder though, are people paying attention? This is two pastors that McCain had to get rid off, and that doesn't include abour 4 aides and campaign staff that have been let go because of their lobbying ties to dictators and other undesirables around the world.

Don't you think McCain could have picked a few less.....of I don't know, slimy people for his campaign staff?

Oh, and just as a reminder, yesterday, the Senate overwhelmingly, 75-22, voted FOR a GI Bill started by Senator Webb of Virginia. It will give GI's a full tuition to college after thier service. by the numbers, 75-22, you can see that roughly 25 Republicans voted FOR the bill. Senator Obama was in the Senate and voted FOR the bill. Senator Clinton was in the Senate and voted FOR the bill.

Senator McCain was in California for a fundraiser and didn't vote at all. But he had been against the bill because he thought it would have made too many soldiers leave the military to pursue college. So he would have voted against it, probably, except that he had fundraiser to attend.

I am in no way impugning Senator McCain's service to this country 40 odd years ago, but don'tcha think he maybe forgot where he came from? Putting the raising of campaign funds before the troops? Is this REALLY the position he wants to take?

POLT Listening to "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" by U2

But captain...to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake...without questioning...that's something only people like you do. - Doctor, Pan's Labrynth

Yeah, life's a bitch, so just don't feel, betrayed...

Somebody here is in for a world of heartache and betrayal, eh?


Or perhaps they're just a happy threesome? I mean, we can't see where the kids in the white shirt has his left hand...maybe he's giving his buddy a lil' reach-around, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, saynoMORE...?

Or am I the only one perverted enough to think of that?

POLT Listening to "Pearl's Girl" by Underworld

The boy was so beautiful it hurt Quinn's eyes to look. - Thomas Roche, The Sound Of Weeping

Ddoesn't happen easy, choice words for the pay phone...

So, I'm assuming you all heard by now, Hillary's comment about RFK. For those who haven't, it's all over the news, and YouTube, you can go look it up yourself. The long and short of it is that she gave an interview with a newspaper where they asked her why she was still in the race.

She gave a somewhat rambling (I thought) answer where she said Bill Clinton didn't get the nomination wrapped up until California in June of 1992 (even though that's not really accurate), and we all remember that Bobby Kennedy was shot after winning the California primary in June 1968.

Having seen the whole clip, it seems pretty obvious to me that what she meant was that both her husband and RFK were both still in the race through June, so it's no big deal for her to get out before June. That's what, I believe, she MEANT to say.

What she actually said though, does make it sound as if she's stayin in the race in case something bad, say Obama's assassination, takes place, and then she get the nomination that way.

I do not for a second beleive that's what she meant, or even what she thinks. But damn, it was a very unfortunate choice of words. And I think this is gonna haunt her. I mean, could she picked a worse analogy? Maybe JFK's assassination? Maybe Martin Luther King Jr's? Maybe used a Nazi reference? Those all would have been worse. But that's about it. This one is pretty bad.

I don't know where she goes from here. I mean it's GOT to be obvious, even to her most ardent supporter, that she's not gonna win the nomination. I could understand, and had no problem with, her hobbling on through the last remaining primaries, just so long as she didn't say or do anything that hurt the eventual nominee (Obama). But clearly, her campaign was over. I was just waiting for her to make a dignified exit.

I'm not sure she can make a dignified exit right now. It's such a poor choice of words, such bad, unforunate thing to say. And with her campaign all over but the crying anyway, maybe she ought to just pack it in after this. I know she doesn't want to end it on this, a horrible comment. She'd rather try to get back up and leave ascendent, but I'm not sure she CAN come back from this.

I've read some Obama bloggers crowing about this. I just watchign Keith Olbermann's Special Comment raking her over the coals for this. I don't feel glee or anger over this. All I truly fell is sadness. This was such a promising campaign, and to watch it stumble and trip and stagger on all through the primary season is a shame, honestly. And to see it so close to wrapping up have something like this happen...well, as I said, all I feel is sadness. Sadness for her. Sadness for what she MIGHT have accomplaish, if only she had done this or that different.

It's just all very sad.

POLT Listening to "You Learn" by Alanis Morisette

Being gay is the best excuse you'll ever have in your life for no being boring! - Edwina, Absolutely Fabulous

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 135)...

Frenching Fridays




POLT Listening to "Jump" by Madonna Oil: 131.70 (+.72); Gas: 3.86 (-.03)

At my age, they say a day without pain means you're dead. - Vigilante, Soldiers Of Victory #0

Keep your numbers mounting (Part 26)...

55 Fiction Friday


Cora Teapot was a city halfling, she hated the countryside. There was mud, not streets. She found herself allergic to horses, and sneezing all the time around them. Worst of all, she decided to nap in a wheat field, and woke up all wrapped up and harvested, inSIDE the bale. How she hated the countryside.

POLT Listening to "Rocket Man" by Elton John

And when you say its gonna happen soon, well, when exactly do you mean? See, I've already waited too long, and all my hope is gone. - The Smiths, How Soon Is Now?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

All the post-it notes with quotes stuck to your dashboard...

Back when I was a senior in high school, one of our assignments in English class was to keep a small notebook of quotes. Quote that meant something to us, or spoke to us or caught our attention. They could be funny, serious, poignant, whatever, just so long as they weren't offensive or obscene.

About ten years later, I stumbled upon the little notebook of quotes, and read them and thought some of them were pretty stupid and juvenile. But some of them were really insightful or funny. And so I transferred them to a new notebook and started collecting them again.

I've been doing it ever since. A few years ago, I transferred them all to the computer, and then, every calendar year after that, I'd keep a running list of the quotes I heard from that year. At the end of the year, I'd transfer them all to the big list. I'm still doing that now (although 2008's list only has 6 pages worth of quotes on it).

It's these various lists that I've been drawing from for the quotes at the bottom of all my posts. Some of those quotes run back to the orinigal list made in 1986. Some are as recent as, well, today. The list, up through 2007, though fills 70 pages of paper when printed out. (yeah I printed it out at work, i don't think my old printer could handle printing 7 pages at once, much less 70)

the reason I'm telling all this is I've used up the last quote from my 2007 list. So now, I'm going to delve into my 70 page all-time list of quote to put them at the end of the posts. This list could concievable last me 3 years, as that's how long the Palace has been in existance, and this is the firs time I have to reuse quotes.

A lot of these quotes were used in the first year of the Palace, when it was just me and a few close friends visiting...it took me like three week to get 100 visits...now I get three hundred visits or more a day! At any rate, many of these, even if I've used them before, will be new to a great many current visitors. And even though they won't be at ALL new to me, I'll still enjoy them all. And I hope you all do as well.

POLT Listening to "The Rover" by Led Zeppelin

All the resplendent scenery, brillant storytelling and high-tech special effects in the world can't do for us what a gorgeous leading man can do with just a glance. - Michael Ferguson, Idol Worship

Sexy baby, my super freak, i wanna get next...

Which is more super?


The Superman cut-out, or the cute twinkie boy flexing his guns?

Ya know, for me, that's a tough call......we all know how much I LOVE Superman...but he's a cute twinkie boy flexing his guns....

I'm going for a tie.

POLT Listening to "Outsmarted" by the Hives

"Well, you waltz nice, I'll give you that." "Kind of a shame you punctured my leg." - Catman, Birds Of Prey #107

The preacher man?, some are true, some do lie...

So McCain has finally disavowed Hagee. Was it because Hagee called the Catholic Church "The Great Whore"? No. Was it because he said God sent Katrina to New Orleans because they were going have a Gay Pride celebration? No.

It was revealed that previously, Hagee had said the Hitler was a hunter, sent by God, to get the Jews to move to the Holy Land. This was enough, and McCain denounced both the comments and the man who made them. A bit late, but better late than never.

Now, McCain just has to do the same thing to Pastor Paisley. On tape, he's shown to be saying that America was founded to destroy Islam. And this is Paisley, a man called by McCain, a great leader, a moral compass, a spiritual advisor. Do we really want a man running for president having a "spriritual advisor and moral compass" be a man that says Islam needs to be destoryed? Won't that play really well on Al-Jazeera? Won't that be playing right into the hands of Al-Quada?

Now that both McCain and Obama have had to distance themselves from a pastor, can we PLEASE put religion and politics where they belong: completely seperate and apart from each other!!! There's a wall between church and state for a reason. It would be great if pastors would stick to the pulpit and politicans would stick to the podium and not cross into the other's realm.

POLT Listening to "Got To Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye

Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is. - George W. Bush

The blanket she made, for the new baby on her way...

Well kids, I'm happy to announce that as of today, there's yet another little Parispeking in the world! Yes, MrS. David Parispeking had her labor induced today, and she popped out a little girl (their third...makes one wonder if A Local Celebrity, Mr. David Parispeking only produces sperm with X chromosones in them...hmm, might have to ask him sometime...) Which theyhave named Jaqueline. As she was just born today, and I just got the call about an hour ago, I don't have any photos yet. But I'm told, by ALCMDPP that both mama and daughter are doing well.

When i get photos I'll try to post some...with their parent's permissin of course!

Congrats you two!

POLT Listening to "Ripple" by The Church Oil: 130.98 (-2.93); Gas: 3.89 (+.10)

This room is just stupid. - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 110)...

Once more, kiddies, it's time for....


Last week one day, Auntie Ag (aka the Swedish Fish fairy) left a 30.4 oz (861g, for those of you outside the USA) bag of genuine Swedish Fish for me on the steps outside mye door. See, Auntie Ag knows that I love Swedish Fish almost more than anything else in the world. Well, Cadbury Caramel Eggs are better. And so is the Vanilla Bean Cheesecake at TGIFridays. Oh, and of COURSE, an Asian twinkie in a Speedo with a hairthing is better. Duh. But other than that, well, there's just not much in this world that I like better than Swedish Fish. The little tiny red kind, not those bigger more gummy-esque kind of fish, no!

And I can eat them one right after the other, or more accurately, one fistful right after the other, until I almost get sick to my stomach and feel like puking. And while I don't like that particular feeling, I do quite enjoy the process that leads to that feeling!

At any rate, a few days after I got the bag, before they were all gone, I decided to use this as an HNT. So I give you the following:


Uncle Polt, with his mouth crammed full of little red Swedish Fish. Is it any wonder I'm a diabetic? And with that crazed, too-much-sugar, touch-my-fish-and-be-filleted look in my eye?

To see what others did, click here.

POLT Listening to "Brown-Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison

The Internet is the new bathhouse in the gay world. There's no towel service on the Internet, but still.... - Stephen Rader, Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Keeps me well informed, oh yeah, i'm convinced...

I am SO glad, nearly every day, that I now listen to the far right wingnuts on talk radio. I am SO much more well informed now.

Remember that rally Obama had in Oregon that drew a crowd of 75,000 people? Well thank God Laura Ingraham is on the air to set me straight! That crowd of 75,000 did NOT show up to hear Obama speak. No siree. The band The Decemberists was opening for him, and all those people showed up just for the band. That's what she said on her show today. Seriously.

Now I've never heard of the Decemberists, but I'm sure they're a really swell music group. And I can see from their Wikipedia entry, they're from the Portland Oregon area, so naturally they would have a following there. But really, would 75,000 people turn out to a politcal rally just to hear the local opening band, without caring about the political candidate the band was opening for?? Well, in Laura's world, and the world of the far right lunatic fringe, they absolutely would!

On a more serious note, this morning, I discovered just how cold hearted, how callous, how thoughtless, and how just flat out RUDE the far right lunatic fringe is. Yesterday, it seems, Senator Robert Byrd was speaking on the floor of the Senate about Ted Kennedy and Senator Byrd broke down. he repeated Kennedy's name a few times, around tears, said he loved him and missed him.

Mancow In The Morning played the tape of that several times over, laughing and mocking him. I suppose, in the world of the Far Right, if you work side-by-side with someone over almost forty years and become close friends, and then that person is diagnosed with a brain tumor and given less than a year to live, you're not supposed to be sad about it. I suppose when told your co-worker/friend won't be around this time next year, you're supposed to, oh I don't know, dance a jib, perhaps? Not say anything, not show any emotion?

Course in the world of the Mancows/Limbaughs/Ingrahams/Becks/Savages I suppose they don't actually have that many friends, or if they do, I doubt they really care for them. Cause they only care about themselves and their agenda. And scoring points with their slack-jawed, narrow-minded, sheep-listeners at the expense of the heartfelt sadness and emotion expressed here is what he's doing.

And also revealing their true colors. Mocking a man upset over his friend's cancer. Nice man. I guess we'll be laughing at all those silly Myanmar people without homes now, right? Or all those people stupid enough to live in a earthquake zone in China huh? probably serves them right, for being Communist, doesn't it, Mr. "loveyouloveyourshow" Mancow?

Patheric.

POLT Listening to "Song 2" by Blur

This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous And having said that, all options are on the table. - George W. Bush

With blacklisted friends and tupperware kin...

Have I mentioned before that I just aDORE my Auntie Barbara????



"Where does Auntie Barbara like to stick her big meat?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Genius, pure genius!

POLT Listening to "Bad Dream" by Keane

In this job you're got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?" - George W. Bush

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 45)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

No theme, just three randomly selected wife-beaters.





POLT Listening to "High And Low" by The Crystal Method Oil: 133.85 (+5.10); Gas: 3.79 (+.02)

"What do you use on your stains?" "I don't know, I just flip the cushions." - Leslie, Grief