Secret Saturdays
This week, since Louis is visiting, we have Asians And Secrets!
POLT
Saturday, April 30, 2016
My baby's got a secret (Part 364)...
This week, since Louis is visiting, we have Asians And Secrets!
POLT
Friday, April 29, 2016
I'm just a plumber, bummin' the shadow....
So, you may have heard, my cute lil Singaporean friend Louis, is visiting for the weekend. So this week, I've been tidying up the house a little bit. I've cleaned the dining room, living room, my bedroom, and the upstairs hallway. I planned to leave the bathroom for this evening after work.
Last night, about 9:15 or so, I was getting ready for bed and I thought I could just clean the toilet and sink now. So I did. I cleaned the toilet, no problem. I cleaned the sink, but as I was doing so, the gasket on the stopped popped off.
I put it back in and....it got stuck. Couldn't get it out. Tried to use tweezers and such to pull it out, it wasn't happening. My guess is that since the clevis strap and the pivot rod both moved, but the gasket wasn't moving, that was the problem. And since Louis was coming up the next night, I didn't want to let it go too long. But that late at night, what could I do then?
So the next morning at about 7AM, I called mom. I explained the problem to her and asked if she could call a plumber and then come in and wait for them. The only thing on her schedule was a dentist appointment in the afternoon, so she said she could do it, no problem.
At about 815 she called me at work and said she let a message at this one plumbers and then when they didn't call, she called them back and the lady claimed she was too busy to check the messages so far. So mom said to me, "Screw them, you want me to call Martz plumbing?" I was like sure, whatever.
So she called me a bit later and said Martz plumbing said there was a guy who was coming back soon and they'd send him over. I told her that was great and asked if she wanted to me to show her how the remotes worked for the TV, and she said no. She said, "I cleaned your kitchen sink. And I put your recyclables out in the bin. And swept the kitchen floor. And I'm moping it now."
I sighed. I told her she didn't have to do that, but she told me it was no problem.
So a bit later, she called me to tell me the plumber had called and was almost done with his lunch and he'd be at my house in about 15 minutes. I said that's great and did she want me to tell her how the remotes worked?
Mom: "No, because I was upstairs to get the vacuum and-"
Me: "Wait, you were washing the kitchen floor, why did you need the vacuum cleaner?"
Mom: "Well there was some dirt on the dining room floor, so I had to clean that up, and then I saw they living room rug needed a bit of vacuuming-"
Me: "I just cleaned the living room earlier this week!"
Mom: "Well it needed it a bit more. And anyway, when I went upstairs to get the vacuum I saw how dusty the hallway was-...did you say you cleaned the hallway?"
Me: "......yes.:
Mom: "Well I vacuumed that again for you and when I was near your bedroom I saw all this dust underneath your bed, so I had to get the broom to get under there to get it out, but after cleaning all that up I got some on the rug in there so I had to vacuum that too."
Me; "......sigh.......So, now that cleaned my entire house, do you need me to show you how to use the remotes for the TV?"
Mom: "Well not right now. I had a roast beef sandwich and some chips a bit ago and now I'm eating some cheese and having a Diet Coke. Is that okay?"
Me: "You've spent the day at my house waiting on a plumber and cleaned my entire house and you're asking if it's okay if you eat some my food???? Eat as much as you want."
She laughed and then asked how she did turn the TV on, so I told her. And we hung up with me chuckling.
End of the tale is that she called back and said the guy was there and did fix it. But when I asked about the dentist appointment, she said when she got there they asked if she was busy tomorrow because he's way backed up. So she got her appointment moved to tomorrow and didnt actually get to see him today. But the upside is, he dentist is MY dentist, who is literally just across the street from my house, so she didn't have to go very far to find out her appointment was changed.
But still.....Mama Polt......she's a saint.
POLT
Last night, about 9:15 or so, I was getting ready for bed and I thought I could just clean the toilet and sink now. So I did. I cleaned the toilet, no problem. I cleaned the sink, but as I was doing so, the gasket on the stopped popped off.
I put it back in and....it got stuck. Couldn't get it out. Tried to use tweezers and such to pull it out, it wasn't happening. My guess is that since the clevis strap and the pivot rod both moved, but the gasket wasn't moving, that was the problem. And since Louis was coming up the next night, I didn't want to let it go too long. But that late at night, what could I do then?
So the next morning at about 7AM, I called mom. I explained the problem to her and asked if she could call a plumber and then come in and wait for them. The only thing on her schedule was a dentist appointment in the afternoon, so she said she could do it, no problem.
At about 815 she called me at work and said she let a message at this one plumbers and then when they didn't call, she called them back and the lady claimed she was too busy to check the messages so far. So mom said to me, "Screw them, you want me to call Martz plumbing?" I was like sure, whatever.
So she called me a bit later and said Martz plumbing said there was a guy who was coming back soon and they'd send him over. I told her that was great and asked if she wanted to me to show her how the remotes worked for the TV, and she said no. She said, "I cleaned your kitchen sink. And I put your recyclables out in the bin. And swept the kitchen floor. And I'm moping it now."
I sighed. I told her she didn't have to do that, but she told me it was no problem.
So a bit later, she called me to tell me the plumber had called and was almost done with his lunch and he'd be at my house in about 15 minutes. I said that's great and did she want me to tell her how the remotes worked?
Mom: "No, because I was upstairs to get the vacuum and-"
Me: "Wait, you were washing the kitchen floor, why did you need the vacuum cleaner?"
Mom: "Well there was some dirt on the dining room floor, so I had to clean that up, and then I saw they living room rug needed a bit of vacuuming-"
Me: "I just cleaned the living room earlier this week!"
Mom: "Well it needed it a bit more. And anyway, when I went upstairs to get the vacuum I saw how dusty the hallway was-...did you say you cleaned the hallway?"
Me: "......yes.:
Mom: "Well I vacuumed that again for you and when I was near your bedroom I saw all this dust underneath your bed, so I had to get the broom to get under there to get it out, but after cleaning all that up I got some on the rug in there so I had to vacuum that too."
Me; "......sigh.......So, now that cleaned my entire house, do you need me to show you how to use the remotes for the TV?"
Mom: "Well not right now. I had a roast beef sandwich and some chips a bit ago and now I'm eating some cheese and having a Diet Coke. Is that okay?"
Me: "You've spent the day at my house waiting on a plumber and cleaned my entire house and you're asking if it's okay if you eat some my food???? Eat as much as you want."
She laughed and then asked how she did turn the TV on, so I told her. And we hung up with me chuckling.
End of the tale is that she called back and said the guy was there and did fix it. But when I asked about the dentist appointment, she said when she got there they asked if she was busy tomorrow because he's way backed up. So she got her appointment moved to tomorrow and didnt actually get to see him today. But the upside is, he dentist is MY dentist, who is literally just across the street from my house, so she didn't have to go very far to find out her appointment was changed.
But still.....Mama Polt......she's a saint.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 432)...
Check This Out!
Check out all this adorableness! Isn't he just the cutest little thing?
And the dog's pretty damn cute too.
POLT
Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 145)...
Gemini Guys
Today, we got an Asian Twin Sandwich!
With Asian filling! Yum-city!
POLT
A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 236)...
Luscious Licks
Today, we've got a tongue and an Asian.
With a wink, and some nipples, and all around adorableness.
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 289)...
Superhero Anydays
Robin, Wonder Girl, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Aqualad.
POLT
Pink lemonade and elephants, dear Jessie (Part 119)...
Real Men Wear Pink
Since Louis is on his way here right now, today we've got an Asian in a pink shirt and pants.
POLT
Get up and move it, to the music (Part 204)...
MOTIVATION
Today, in honor of Louis' arrival, we have an Asian Motivation.
POLT
Rita Hayworth gave good face (Part 199)...
Fetching Faces
Since Louis is coming up for the weekend, here we have an Asian face.
Although Louis is Singaporean and this guy is Filipino.
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 421)...
Frenching Fridays
Since my Singaporean friend Louis is coming up for the weekend, today we have Asian Kisses!
POLT
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 431)...
Check This Out!
I know this feeling all too well....
POLT
Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 198)...
Fetching Faces
In addition to the Fetching Face, check out those Luscious Lips!
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 288)...
Superhero Anydays
Today, we have the founding members of the original superteam, the Justice Society Of America, drawn by the amazing George Perez.
Clockwise from lower left: Hourman, Green Lantern I, The Flash I, Hawkman I, Sandman, Dr. Fate, The Spectre, and The Atom I in the center.
POLT
You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 99)...
Thursday Thighs
Today, just a set of long, sleek, smooth thighs.
POLT
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Today, Texas Senator Rafael "Ted" Cruz, announced that he has picked Carly Fiorina as his running mate.
No, seriously, I'm not kidding. See?
And no, that is NOT photoshopped. This actually happened.
How in God's name can a candidate who's in second place with delegates and number of primary votes and who has been mathematically eliminated from being able to get enough delegates to win the nomination outright, how can someone like that, choose a Vice Presidential candidate?
That's like a football team with a 5-10 record, and only one game left to go, picking out what they want their Super Bowl ring to look like. Talk about putting the cart before the horse!
And seriously, if you're going do this, Rafael, why in God's name would you pick Fiorina? She who has so much Republican support that she had to drop out of the race in February only after two contests.
*SIGH*
Just when I think this particular Presidential race can't get any weirder, it does.
After today's news, I expect tomorrow Kasich to announce he's chosen George Pataki as his VP, and then Friday, for Jeb to announce he's chosen Rubio as his VP, and then Saturday for Ben Carson to announce he's chosen Rick Santorum as his VP.
None of those things would now surprise me in the least.
POLT
No, seriously, I'm not kidding. See?
And no, that is NOT photoshopped. This actually happened.
How in God's name can a candidate who's in second place with delegates and number of primary votes and who has been mathematically eliminated from being able to get enough delegates to win the nomination outright, how can someone like that, choose a Vice Presidential candidate?
That's like a football team with a 5-10 record, and only one game left to go, picking out what they want their Super Bowl ring to look like. Talk about putting the cart before the horse!
And seriously, if you're going do this, Rafael, why in God's name would you pick Fiorina? She who has so much Republican support that she had to drop out of the race in February only after two contests.
*SIGH*
Just when I think this particular Presidential race can't get any weirder, it does.
After today's news, I expect tomorrow Kasich to announce he's chosen George Pataki as his VP, and then Friday, for Jeb to announce he's chosen Rubio as his VP, and then Saturday for Ben Carson to announce he's chosen Rick Santorum as his VP.
None of those things would now surprise me in the least.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 430)...
Check This Out!
Wow! He's an agile lil thing, ain't he?
POLT
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 287)...
Superhero Anydays
Today, we have some Batman And Nightwing cosplay.
Oh, and don't forget Nightwing's bulge, that's almost enough to make the Dynamic Duo a Tremendous Trio!
POLT
You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 46)...
Cats Are Evil
Especially when they travel in packs, outside.
POLT
Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 197)...
Fetching Faces
A VERY fetching face, with striking blue eyes, outside.
POLT
Get up and move it, to the music (Part 203)...
MOTIVATION
A motivation, outside...and hilarious.
POLT
Pink lemonade and elephants, dear Jessie (Part 118)...
Real Men Wear Pink
Sometimes they wear Pink Shades When Their On The Beach Showing Off Their Nipples And Those Washboard Abs!
POLT
A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 235)...
Luscious Licks
Today, we have a tongue (and a wife beater) outside!
POLT
Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 144)...
Gemini Guys
This week: Twins Outside, being very close and cozy.
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 426)...
Wife Beater Wednesdays
Today, we have Wife Beaters Outside!
POLT
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 286)...
Superhero Anydays
Today, we've got some members of the Legion Of Super-Heroes, as drawn by Keith Giffen.
From the upper left, clockwise: Dawnstar, Lightning Lad, Cosmic Boy, Wildfire, Phantom Girl, Mone-El, Shadow Lass, Karate Kid, Dream Girl, Star Boy, White Witch, Blok, Chameleon Boy and Colossal Boy in the middle.
POLT
Pink lemonade and elephants, dear Jessie (Part 117)...
Real Men Wear Pink
Sometimes they wear somewhat tight pink boxerbriefs, and chef's hats, when they're cooking in the kitchen.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 429)...
Check This Out!
This, to me, looks like an amazing morning, one I would completely enjoy.
Reading the paper, having milk, coffee or cereal, just me and my hot, muscley, black companion, in our kitchen, in just our undies. nice.....
POLT
Get up and move it, to the music (Part 202)...
MOTIVATION
Today, we've got a kitchen (and a dog {and adorable}) demotivational.
POLT
A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 234)...
Luscious Licks
Today, we have a tongue, a tugue and a lil chinfuzz, in the kitchen.
POLT
Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 143)...
Gemini Guys
Today, we've got a set of twins in the kitchen.
Some sweet guns going on there too....
POLT
You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 45)...
Cats Are Evil
Even when they're in the Kitchen, cats are STILL spawns of Satan.
POLT
THe back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 314)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
This week, we have Tooshies And Kitchens!
POLT
Monday, April 25, 2016
Someone get me a bed, at the Casa de Loco (Part 15)...
Reasons To Call In Sick
And Just Stay In Bed #15
Yowza....see those eyes, kids, those eyes are what is known as "Come Fuck Me" eyes....those eyes and that tooshie are TOTALLY a reason to call in sick and just stay in bed!
POLT
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