Friends are all nuts, and half of them drunk....

A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking was over to watch football and he was on his laptop checking email:

ALCMDPP: Oh look, my niece is selling magazines for Girl Scouts.  Oh, and she also is selling chocolate and nuts.

ME: Ooooh, I like chocolate nuts.

ALCMDPP: .......ah-huh.....

ME: I mean white nuts are okay, but I prefer the chocolate nuts.

ALCMDPP: ........yeah.......

ME: And just to be clear, I'm not talking about food.

ALCMDPP: YEAH, yeah, I got that, yeah.

*snicker, snicker*

POLT