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"Once folks buy into your blarney
It becomes the thing they'll most hold onto
Once they've swallowed sham and hokum
Facts and logic won't unchoke 'em
They'll go on believing what they want to" - The Wizard, Wicked For Good
I Am Currently Reading....
Apr 7 -
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
- Murder In Glitterball City (HBOMax): Feb 21 (B)
- Allen vs Farro (HBOMax): Feb 22-23 (B)
- A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms (HBOMax): Feb 23 (A)
- The Crown, Season 1 (N): Feb 23 - 25 (B+)
- The Crown, Season 2 (N): Feb 26-28 (B)
- The Crown, Season 3 (N): Feb 28 - Mar 1 (B)
- The Crown, Season 4 (N): Mar 1 - 2 (B)
- The Crown, Season 5 (N): Mar 3 - 5 (B)
- The Crown, Season 6 (N): Mar 6 - 8 (B)
- Implosion: Titanic Sub Disaster (Disney+): Mar 8 (B)
- Evil Under The Sun (Pluto): Mar 9 (B-)
- Have You Seen Andy? (HBOMax): Mar 10 (B)
- Zootopia2 (Disney+): Mar 11 (B+)
- Star Trek, Starfleet Academy (Paramount): Mar 14 - 16 (B)
- The Dinosaurs miniseries (N): Mar 16 (B)
- Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Capturing The Friedmans (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Watergate: Blueprint For A Scandal (HBOMax): Mar 18 (A)
- MIracle, The Boys Of '80(N): Mar 21 (A)
- Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (N): Mar 22 (A-)
- Spider-Man, Across The Spiderverse (Disney+): Mar 23 (A-)
- Tricky Dick (HBOMax): Mar 24 (B+)
- AM. Masters: Bella! This Woman's Place Is In The House (PBS): Mar 26 (B+)
- Royal Autopsies, Seasons 1 & 2 (tubi): Mar 27 (B+)
- Homicide New York, Season 3 (N): Mar 28-29 (A)
- Wicked (Prime): Mar 29 (C)
- Wicked For Good (Peacock): Mar 29 (C+)
- Monarchy, Season 1 (tubi): Apr 3 - 4 (B)
- Monarchy, Season 2 (tubi): Apr 4 - 5 (B)
- Lion In Winter (tubi): Apr 5 (B)
- Attack On London Hunting 7/7 Bombers (N): Apr 7 (A)
- The Puzzle Lady, Season 1(PBS): Apr 8 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Apr 1 - Apr 7
Mar 14 - Apr 1
Mar 7 -
Feb 27 - Mar 7
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Jan 30 - Feb 16
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 508)...
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- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 458)...
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- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 1840)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1460)....
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 216)...
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know ...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 460...
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- Latex thongs, and licorice whips, strap it on (Par...
- Put your love to the test (Part 209)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 457)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 256...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 476)...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 504)...
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- When you open your mouth to speak (Part 177)...
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- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 640)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1265)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1459)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 1839)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 208)...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 503)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 456)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 33...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1264).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 1838)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 1458)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 207)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 255...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 21...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 455)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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