Polt's Palace: Easter

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Sunday, April 05, 2026

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 896).....

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

This week, we have 10 Words Relating To Easter, and the first thing I think of when I hear those words.

1. Hop :: Skip and jump

2. Dye :: Color

3. Hunt :: Treasure

4. Cross :: My heart

5. Judas :: Betray

6. Bonnet :: Hat

7. Chick :: Peep

8. Chocolate :: Vanilla

9. Tulip :: Flower

10. Eggs :: Shells

Props to LunaNina who ran this from her blog for years.

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I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 865)....

Superman Sundays

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5308)....

Check This Out!

Yes, this is a real message, put out on Easter. I get it now, I see why the Evangelicals think he's sent from God. I mean, those words sound like they feel from the mouth of Jesus Christ himself, don't they????

Incidentally, attacking civilian targets is an internationally acknowledged Crime Against Humanity.

Apparently, this week, the United States of America will fully become one of the history's great villains.

So, tell me, are great yet?

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4514)....

Superhero Anydays

This is a comic book panel showing Marvel Bunny (with powers like Captain Marvel aka Shazam) and Captain Carrot wishing everyone a Happy Easter!

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And today we have a Raven cosplayer wearing a set of bunny ears.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5307)....

Check This Out!

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4020).....

MAPS!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5306)....

Check This Out!

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Put your love to the test (Part 1639)....

Where To Put It?

So today, on the left we have internet celeb and ballet dancer Tylor Bradshaw, and a friend of his in bunny ears. Where should they go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Dudes In Dresses? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 876)....

Gemini Guys

Today we have the muscley Shoneye Twins, in bunny ear masks, speedos, some thigh straps and nothing else!

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1707).....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Man it's just like his 'spiritual advisor' said recently, he's JUST LIKE CHRIST! *eye roll*

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Book me a room at the Casa de Loco (Part 86)....

Reasons To Call In Sick And Just Spend The Day In Bed

Well now, there's just so many good reasons to call in sick and get back in that bed....and I ain't talking about all the chocolate candies laying about!

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 57)....

Separated At Birth?

So tell me, a chocolate bunny for Easter and immigrant/escort/ prostitute/friend of Epstein/trophy wife Melania in a...whatever the hell kind of tacky ass dress she's wearing, tell me were they....

Separated At Birth?

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I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 755)....

Pride Prisms

Today we have a pair of rainbow bunny ears on my lil friend Jack!

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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 694)...

Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like to dress up in a full body pink bunny suit. For the holidays, ya know?

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Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 343)...

Mankini Men

Not exactly a mankini, but it's good enough for the Easter Bunny, so it's good enough for me!

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1120)....

Fetching Faces

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 303)....

Dudes In Dresses

This is internet celeb Derpslurp, proving that, yes, bunny ears can accentuate your wifebeater/skirt Easter outfit.

Those legs are just a plus to the ensemble!

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Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 665)....

Heavenly Hounds

OhmyGOD! This is the epitome of puppy dog eyes. I would give this pupper whatever the hell he wanted! TOO adorable!

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It's so cool to uncool (Part 777)....

What's Cool?

You think you're cool? Well you'll never be as cool as Lynda Carter, munching on a carrot and hugging Bob Hope who's wearing a big Easter Bunny costume.