Polt's Palace: 2026

Wednesday, June 03, 2026

My badass birthday, my happy world (Part 293)....

Badass Birthday

On this date in 1906, in St. Louis Missouri, Josephine Baker was born.

Josephine Baker was a dancer, singer and actress. But as she was a Black woman, in the Early 20th Century, in America, she couldn't reach her full potential due to that American staple: Racism. So she headed off to Europe, specially Paris. There, in the roaring 20s, her career blew up. He fame was unparalleled. She was the first Black woman to star in a motion picture, a French silent film. She was known as "Black Venus", "Bronze Venus", "Black Pearl" and "Creole Goddess".

She married a French industrialist in 1937, and thereafter became a French citizen and renounced her American citizenship. Together, she and her husband adopted 12 children.

During World War II, she worked with the French Resistance, the British Secret Service and the US Office of Strategic Services as well. After the war she received many medals from the French for it. When touring in the USA, she refused to perform before segregated audiences, and worked for the Civil Rights movement in the US, even tho she wasn't a US citizen anymore.

She passed away in 1975 at the age of 68, having led an amazing badass life.

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Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 935).....

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wifebeaters And Folded Arms.

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Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5512).....

Check This Out!

My GOD, this is it! This is so true! They're so proud of their stupidity, they have the need to shout it from the mountain tops...or from the TV screen with a Fox News icon on it.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4077)....

MAPS!

As this is the 4077th Maps post, it seemed fitting to use the map of the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital #4077, from the long running TV show M*A*S*H*

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4571)......

Superhero Anydays

So again, by Neverknew Lane, we have something I might have posted already, but it's worth posting again. It's a batch of Justice Society members charging off to the left towards something.

In the air: Dr. Fate, Green Lentern, Power Girl, Star-Spangled Kid, Huntress

On the ground: The Atom, Wildcat, The Flash, Sandman

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And today we also have a Green Arrow cosplayer.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5511)....

Check This Out!

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Put you love to the test (Part 1695)....

Where To Put It?

Well now, he's certainly not lost anything despite the difference in years, now has he? But anyway, where should he go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Vintage Visions? Check This Out!?

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Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1141).....

Fetching Faces

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The truth is I never left you (Part 1740)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

I couldn't have diagrammed it myself.

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5510)....

Check This Out!

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I need to be dazzling, I need to rainbow high (Part 768)........

Pride Prisms

Today, we have this sexy fella (with a decidedly unusual and not so good hairdo) with his rainbow apparel!

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 65)...

Separated At Birth?

Just gonna leave here without comment, cause the photos speak for themselves.

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You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 474)....

Cats Are Evil!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5509).....

Check This Out!

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My badass birthday, my happy world (Part 292)....

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1955 in Montana, Dana Carvey was born.

He's a screenwriter, stand-up comedian, actor and producer. He's best known though for his seven years on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1993, from which he received 5 consecutive Emmy nominations and he won once.

On that show he originated and played the following characters:

Enid Strick, the Church Lady

Grumpy Old Man

Casey Kasem

Garth, from Wayne's World

Hans, from Hans and Franz

George H. W. Bush

Jimmy Stewart

Johnny Carson

Lyle Billup, the Effeminate Heterosexual

Ross Perot

Paul McCartney

Among many others. Total badass comedic impersonations.

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The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Part 856)......

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Blacks' Tooshies In Profile!

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Monday, June 01, 2026

Night arrives with her purple Legion (Part 14).....

Legion Lore

Shrinking Violet

Salu Digby was born on the planet Imsk, all of who's inhabitants have the ability to shrink themselves down to tiny size, although she specifically had a greater skill with those powers and could shrink to microscopic size (don't ask, it was the 60s).

True to her name, Vi was a shy retiring person, but she nonetheless was an active and respectable Legionnaire. She was a member of the Legion Espionage Squad. After several years, she entered into a relationship with Duplicate Boy of the Heroes Of Lallor (another superteam unaffiliated but working parallel to the Legion).

After many more years, Vi was kidnapped by Imskian radicals and she was replaced by a Durlan (see Chameleon Boy) who impersonated her for several months. During this time, the Durlan, Yera, returned the affections of Colossal Boy, who always had feelings for Vi. This raised the suspicions of some other Legionnaires who invested and discovered the charade. Upon doing so, they then rescued Vi.

After she recovered from her ordeal, she returned to active duty, angrily broke up with Duplicate Boy, remained angry at Yera (though she wasn't told exactly what was happening by the radicals, and she wasn't prosectured), and started a short relationship with Sun Boy.

Later still, she entered into a longstanding lesbian relationship with Lightning Lass. After the Legion disbands, she returns to Imsk. There she is drafted into the war against Braal, the home planet of Comic Boy. In the battle of Vernado Boy, they are on opposite side, but she sees Cosmic Boy hurt, she rescues him from her own fellow Imskians. He, being disoriented and in pain, attacks her, which causes her to lose her right eye and scar her face. She has he eye replaced, but keeps the scar as a reminder, and she and Cosmic Boy reconcile.

A rough life.

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Price of gas at my local gas station:

$3.09 a gallon: Tuesday Mar 3 (before tRump started his idiotic war of choice on Iran)

$3.25 a gallon: Wednesday, Mar 4

$3.49 a gallon: Thursday, Mar 5-Friday Mar 6

$3.29 a gallon: Saturday, Mar 7 - Sunday, Mar 8

$3.26 a gallon: Monday, Mar 9

$3.38 a gallon: Wednesday, Mar 11

$3.39 a gallon: Thursday, Mar 12-Sunday, Mar 15

$3.51 a gallon: Monday, Mar 16-Wednesday, Mar 18

$3.59 a gallon: Thursday, Mar 19-Friday Mar 20

$3.69 a gallon: Saturday Mar 21-Monday, Mar 23

$3.79 a gallon: Tuesday, Mar 24-Tuesday, Mar 31

$3.99 a gallon: Wednesday, Apr 1-Monday, Apr 6

$4.09 a gallon: Tuesday, Apr 7-Thursday Apr 23

$4.03 a gallon: Friday, Apr 24-Monday, Apr 27

$4.29 a gallon: Tuesday, Apr 28-Wednesday, Apr 29

$4.24 a gallon: Thursday, Apr 20 - Friday, May 1

$4.39 a gallon: Saturday May 3- Saturday May 30

$4.33 a gallon: Sunday, May 31 -

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5508).....

Check This Out!

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4570)....

Superhero Anydays

Today, by a Golden Age artist Sheldon Moldoff, we have some members of Earth-2's Justice Society Of America (and an uninvited guest).

In front: The Flash and Green Lantern

In middle: Hourman, Dr. Mid-Nite (and his 'sidekick' Hooty), Wonder Woman, Starman, Sandman, Dr. Fate, Hawkman, The Arom, and Black Canary

In the back: The Spectre

Up above: Batman, Superman and Bat-Mite (a lil extradimensional imp who bothered Batman)

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Also, we have a Cyclops cosplayer who's barely in even IN a Cyclops costume.

Looks pretty damn good though.....

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 4076)....

MAPS!

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5507).....

Check This Out!

Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel about it. I remember in 2007/2008 coworkers of mine stated they never supported Bush in Irag or the Republicans' in Congress and I laughed in their faces. Of COURSE they did both those things. But when both became unpopular, suddenly they knew nothing about it.

After that laugh, I let it go. Why bother? I thought. Not this time. Once this debacle of an 'administration' is over, if any of his supports even TRY to rewrite history and say they weren't a supporter of his, I'm calling them out on it. Over and over and over again. If they won't own up to it, then I'm gonna MAKE them.

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Put your love to the test (Part 1694).....

Where To Put It?

So where should this sexy mofo belong? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Tooshie Tuesdays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

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I need to be dazzling, I need to rainbow high (Part 767)....

Pride Prisms

Today we have a rainbow Twister map, and two sexy fellas in white briefs only playing it.

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A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 1017)....

Luscious Licks

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5506).....

Check This Out!

It appears, thankfully, that the last one has fallen through, and the middle one may be on it's way to defeat (or at least tied up in court until he's no longer in the White Trash House), but they still won't spend that money on Medicare, or Sesame Street, or kids lunches.

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