Tuesday, April 14, 2026

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 848).....

 Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, we have Tooshies And Glasses.












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Monday, April 13, 2026

 Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon
Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon
Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon
Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon
Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)
Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon
Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon
Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon
Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon
Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon
Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon
Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon 
Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon
Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon
Monday Mar 23: $3.69 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 24; $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Mar 25: $3.79 a gallon 
Thursday Mar 26: $3.79 a gallon 
Friday Mar 27: $3.79 a gallon
Saturday  Mar 28: $3.79 a gallon
Sunday Mar 29: $3.79 a gallon
Monday Mar 30: $3.79 a gallon
Tuesday Mar 31: $3.79 a gallon (+70 cents since this shit started)
Wednesday Apr 1: $3.99 a gallon
Thursday Apr 2: $3.99 a gallon 
Friday Apr 3: $3.99 a gallon
Saturday Apr 4: $3.99 a gallon
Sunday Apr 5: $3.99 a gallon
Monday Apr 6: $3.99 a gallon
Tuesday Apr 7: $4.09 a gallon (+$1.00 since this shit started)
Wednesday Apr 8: $4.09 a gallon
Thursday Apr 9: $4.09 a gallon
Friday Apr 10: $4.09 a gallon
Saturday Apr 11: $4.09 a gallon
Sunday Apr 12; $4.09 a gallon
Monday Apr 13: $4.09 a gallon


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5326).....

 Check This Out!


Yep.  Republican voters, over the last 20-25 years or so have voted consistently against their own best interests because it was more important to them that their votes harmed someone they didn't like.

Selfish.  Idiots. 

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4027)......

 MAPS!


Today we have the D&D Map of King Davek's Mausoleum, done in the isometric style.


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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4521)......

 Superhero Anydays

This panel from a Legion Of Super-Heroes issue, drawn by Keith Giffen, and shows a bunch of members of the Legion Of Super-Villains, drawn in the positions from The Last Supper. 


Had to put it sideways to get the full effect.  Anyway, the villains are: Cosmic King, Spider Girl, Terrus, Ol-Vir, Radiation Roy, Esper Lass, Lighting Lord, Neutrax, Chameleon Chief, Sun Emperor, Silver Slasher, Mist Master, Ron-Karr
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And today we also have a happy, smiling, Flash cosplayer.


POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5325)...

 Check This Out!



POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1646)......

 Where To Put It? 

So, the playful gay Czech Twins in their swimwear, where should they go?  Gemini Guys? Fetchng Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Pride Prisms?   Check This Out!?


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Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 697)....

 Real Men Wear Pink

Sometimes, Real Men like to put on form fitting pink undies that also succeed in showing off the rest of their form,,,which we should thank them for. 


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I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 569)......

 SUDS


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5324).....

 Check This Out!

Slovenian whore/trophy wife Melania had a surprise press conference recently, here's a summary. 


BWAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

POLT

Just wish I knew the color of my hair (Part 1).....

 Hairthing Happenings

This is a new feature.  Since I've got so many pics of guys with hairthing, I figured why not just make a category for it and it alone? 


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The truth is I never left you (Part 1712)....

 TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Recently, the orange shitgibbon spoke in front of the press. For the next 40 minutes he incoherently rambled his way through a mangled alphabet soup of statements.  Below is a timeline with the comments he made. 


Yep, he's absolutely someone you want to have the nuclear codes, eh? 

POLT

When you open your mouth to speak (Part 312).....

 Bros With Braces


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5323)....

 Check This Out!

I gotta say, I think this chart is more or less mostly correct.  However, despite being gay, I'm on the Straight Men part of this chart.  I see basically ten colors: yellow, green, blue, purple, red, orange, brown, black, white, and pink.   Sometimes tan.  But that's it. Eggplant is a food, Salmon is a fish and petroleum is something I put into my car.  None of them are colors.  Come on. 



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My birthday song, my happy world (Part 254).....

 Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1743 in Virginia, Thomas Jefferson was born. 


Third President of the USA
Second Vice President of the USA
First Secretary of State of the USA
Primary author of the Declaration of Independence
Made the Louisiana Purchase effectively doubling the size the USA
Generally ranked 7th by historians on the list of best American Presidents on polls from 1999 to 2021

He died on July 4th, 1826 (the same day as John Adams) at the age of 83.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 1045).....

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, we have Hot Shirtless Guys In Glasses!





















POLT

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5322).....

 Check This Out!


Yes, that IS James Donald Bowman (that's his name on his birth certificate, so it seems like that what the current administration would want him to be known as), which I bet you're surprised to see posted here.  But let's review some things: 

Met Pope Francis: Pope Francis dies soon thereafter.

Goes to Germany to speak for the Germany Party AfD, which is a far-right basically neo-Nazi Party: AfD gets about 720,000 votes less than the previous election

Heads up the US negotiating team with Iran over ending tRump war of choice with that nation, codenamed Operation Epstein Fury, er, Operation Epic Fury (although the first name is more accurate): talks end with no agreement

Goes to Hungary the day before the election to campaign FOR Far-Right wingnut and Putin puppet Viktor Orban: Orban's party loses by 14 points. 

Damn, if a baseball player had a batting average as good as his, the team would trade him away.  Or send him to the minor leagues.   

It's WAY too unfortunate we do have either of those options available to us as a country. 

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4520)....

 Superhero Anydays

Today, by the Maestro George Perez, we have the two best buddies in the Avengers from the late 70s, Wonder Man and Beast. 


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And today we also have a Captain Marvel cosplayer in a bookstore.


POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4026)....

 MAPS!


I just a big roast beef sandwich and medium curly fries from Hardee's earlier this week! 

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5321).....

 Check This Out!


POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1645).....

 Where To Put It? 

So this hottie wearin' this harness/jockstrap kinda thing, where should he go?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Tooshie Tuesdays?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


POLT