So Trump apparently paid Russian prostitutes (illegal), or not paid them knowing him, to either urinate on him, on each other, or on a specific bed, or maybe all three.  And the Russians have videotape of this and are using it to blackmail him (illegal) into doing whatever the Russian may want (treason and most definitely illegal).

But, but, but....

At least we know for CERTAIN he wasn't born in Kenya or used a private email server.

PHEW!

Thank GOD we don't have anything to worry about that now!

POLT