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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
About Me
My Current Mantra
"When I mentioned the black hole to Soldeed, he didn't seem to know what I was talking about."
"Ah, well, people often don't know what you're talking about." - Romana II to The Doctor, The Horns Of Nimon
I Am Currently Reading....
Jan 30 -
My Mood Is...
The Palace's Worth
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 291)...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 63...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 533)...
- Today, I have an anniversary of sorts. Nine years...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 519)...
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- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 51)...
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- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 652)...
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- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 414)...
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- The truth is I never left you (Part 511)...
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 977)...
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- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 120)...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 289)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 976)...
- The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 509)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 618)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 975)...
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once, and you'll know ...
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- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 531)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 508)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 974)...
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