Polt's Palace: March 2026

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon (+21 cents since this shit started)

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon (+42 cents since this shit started)

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

Sunday Mar 22: $3.69 a gallon

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4500)...

Superhero Anydays

By someone named Michel Fiffe, we have Storm in her mohawk and leather phase, and the other X-Men as they were at that time.

Rogue, Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Shadowcat

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And today we also tow powerful mutants of Marvel: Cyclops and Namor the Sub-Mariner.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4006).....

MAPS!

Today's map shows Europe if the sea levels rose 100 meters.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5278).....

Check This Out!

Dumbasses inDEED.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1625)....

Where To Put It?

Oh my goodness....where should this sexy hottie go (other than straight to my bed)? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Thursday Thighs? Check This Out!?

POLT

That night in Toronto, with its checkerboard floors (Part 125).....

Toronto Time!

POLT

RIta Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1115)....

Fetching Faces

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1697)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

A textbook comparison between CLASS and ASS.

POLT

A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 989)....

Luscious Licks

This is apparently internet celeb xisariox and his tongue.

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5277)....

Check This Out!

The world's largest countries, by area.

POLT

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 22).........

Filed Away!

Author/hotel caretaker driven mad by the haunted Overlook Hotel, Jack Torrance, NOT in the Epstein file. But there's a man sliding into madness/dementia in real time on TV who is ALL OVER those files!

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 236)......

Badass Birthday

On this date, in 1931, in Montreal Canada, William Shatner was born.

The man how DEFINED Starfleet Captains for two decades (until the next regular Captain, John-Luc Picard, starred in The Next Generation), William Shatner, despite his scene-chewing acting, has become an icon.

Three seasons of the Original Series, seven movies, author, director, TV spokesman, he's almost done it all (even made an album...which the less said about the better). He's been the lead in the cop show TJ Hooker, and he even received an Emmy Award for Boston Legal.

But just being Captain Kirk alone would be enough to make him a total basass!

POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 894).....

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Here are 10 Random Words. I'm listing the first word or words that come to mind when I hear them.

1. Teach :: Learn

2. Sunday :: Monday

3. Second :: Third

4. Examination :: Physical

5. Basin :: Bowl

6. Lease :: Buy

7. Formal :: Prom

8. Trouser :: Pants

9. Chalk :: Board

10. Rebellion :: Revolution

Total props to LunaNina who ran this for years from her blog.

POLT

I drive my mini-Cooper an I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 863)........

Superman Sundays

This week we have Superman Stuff And Moustaches!

POLT

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5276)....

Check This Out!

HAHAHAHA!!!! this is exactly what's happening. Love it.

POLT

If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4499)......

Superhero Anydays

This is by Joe Staton and it shows four of DC's heroes, an unusual grouping. I don't think they've ever been all together in one place. Well other than here.

Supergirl, Captain Marvel, Lightning Lad, and Batgirl.

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And today we have a pair of cosplayers: Doctor Strange and a cute Namor from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

POLT

I took the road less traveled by (Part 4005).....

MAPS!

Today we have the D&D map of the city, split by a river, Monorca.

POLT

Put your love to the test (Part 1624)......

Where To Put It?

So, this smiling, built, and sadly overly tatted hottie, where should he go? Fetching Faces? Shirtless Mondays? Real Men Wear Pink? Check This Out!?

POLT

Just repeat history, just repeat history (Part 107).....

Vintage Visions

Well, honestly, the swimwear is a bit quesionable, but I can understand why they're wearing them, cause it'd a shame to cover up those tanlines!

POLT

Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1114)......

Fetching Faces

He's got a cute lil face, and that peach fuzz is just adorable.

POLT

The truth is I never left you (Part 1696)....

TRUTH In Spite Of Convicted Felon Mar-A-Taco tRump

Not only does this show what a....'classy' guy the orange shitgibbon is, but it shows, yet again, just how painfully stupid this cult members are.

POLT

You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm dancing (Part 466)....

Cats Are Evil!

I KNEW that's what was under that helmet!

POLT

Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 5275)....

Check This Out!

Oh GOD, my TOO! After several days this week going to and coming from work, i hate everyone, EVERY one.

POLT

Price of gas at my local gas station:

Tuesday Mar 3 @730am: $3.09 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 4 @730am: $3.25 a gallon

Thursday Mar 5 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Friday Mar 6 @730am: $3.49 a gallon

Saturday Mar 7 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Sunday Mar 8 @730am: $3.29 a gallon

Monday Mar 9: $3.26 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 11: $3.38 a gallon

Thursday Mar 12: $3.39 a gallon

Friday Mar 13: $3.39 a gallon

Saturday Mar 14: $3.39 a gallon

Sunday Mar 15: $3.39 a gallon

Monday Mar 16: $3.51 a gallon

Tuesday Mar 17: $3.51 a gallon

Wednesday Mar 18: $3.51 a gallon

Thursday Mar 19: $3.59 a gallon

Friday Mar 20: $3.59 a gallon

Saturday Mar 21: $3.69 a gallon

POLT

Not in the computer? File! File! (Part 21)....

Filed Away!

The Legion of Doom, NOT in the Epstein Files! But there is a criminal 'mastermind' who IS in those Files and, like Lex Luthor, he's surrounded himself with men and women of equally villainous, vile, and evil qualities, like the other members of the Legion.

POLT

My birthday song, my happy world (Part 235)......

Badass Birthday

On this day, in 1958, in London, Gary Oldham was born!

In his four decade career, he's won 3 BAFTAs, a Golden Globe, a Screen Actor's Guild award, an Oscar, and many other awards. He's had a very diverse career. He's had starring roles in the following films:

Sid And Nancy

JFK

Bram Stoker's Dracula

The Fifth Element

Air Force One

Lost In Space

The Harry Potter franchise

Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Oppenheimer

Total badass!

POLT