All I can say is, "You go girl!"
Frankly, I'd schtupp either of them. Or both of them. Together or seperately. On the pitchers mound of Yankee Stadium. In front of a sell out crowd. On pay per view. I mean, not normally, no, but when it comes to Madonna or a 22 year old Brazilian model named Jesus, my standards evaporate. Such as they are.
Imagine, a boyfriend named Jesus....you could yell his name during sex, and he'd not know if you were calling out to him or to our savior? Course, if that ever happened, I'm not at all certain I'd care which I was calling to. Or if I'd even be coherent enough in my gutteral moans and groans that he'd know WHAT I'm calling him.
POLT Listening to "Perfect Symmetry" by Keane
Argggh! I've only got one heart working! How DO you people cope? - The Doctor, Dr. Who
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I'm feeling slightly less dirty now since she's older than me. ;-)
Hmmm, stunning...I'd like to have been a fly on the wall of that shoot.
Damn I wish I was Madonna
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