Tonight, I visited a blog I haven't went to in YEARS, the blog of the awesome LIME, The House Of Lime. The first post she had up is her answering questions in a meme someone else sent her. And then she lists 11 questions of her for anyone who wants to, to answer.
And HEY, I love answering questions. So, away we go:
1. I'm inventing a new yoga position inspired by you. What does it look like and what shall I call it?
You call it "The Reclining Polt", and it's a position mimicing one laying a comfy sofa, head propped up by a pillow, one hand holding the TV remote, the other in a bag of chips. It's not terribly difficult to attain.
2. What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail. And my favorite color is Blue...No YELLLLLOOOOWWWW!
3. Ghengis Khan or Snooki? Why?
Ghehgis Khan, simply because he HAS to be less irritating.
4. What does the color turquoise smell like?
The salty smell of the wind at the beach as it blows off the crystal blue water.
5. I'm giving you butterscotch candies, cabbage, yak milk, and escargot. What sort of tasty dish will you prepare for me?
A cabbage salad for starters, escargot for the main course, yak milk to drink, and butterscotch candies for dessert! Several dishes are always better than just one!
6. If you wear garlic around your neck to keep vampires away, what should you wear to keep zombies away?
According to The Walking Dead, if you wear the innards of another zombie, it keeps them from noticing you, so I'm going with that.
7. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do you mean an African or a European swallow?8. Tell me a story involving a bathtub of macaroni, a red wagon, and a head of state.
It is rumored Caligula, after he made his horse a consul of Rome, ordered that the horse be carried around in a red wagon, and never again to pull one. This consul-horse, unfortunately, died when it accidently tripped and drowned in a tub full of macaroni. Poor thing.
9. Invent a family game using a pile of lentils and a thimble.
Lentil Pong, like Beer Pong, involves bouncing lentils off a ping-pong table and trying to get them to go inside an overturned thimble, and if it DOES, then the opposing team has to take a drink of beer. Participants rarely, if ever, get a buzz, much less get drunk. If fact, its not uncommon for players to die of thirst.
10. You may not use paint or wallpaper. With what will you cover your walls?
Photos printed off the Internet of gay porn stars and scenes. Obviously, this decoration would only be used in my bedroom.
11. When?
As often as possible, baby, with whomever I can, but as often as possible!
POLT
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Oh I should do this. Know what my quest is? To shatter National Grid, Verizon, Cox, Comcast et al into TINY little pieces.
If it means providing net service at no or low cost, I'll do it. And if it means making enough money so that I can buy some politicians, so be it.
Ok, so I copied, attributed and answered. I'm afraid my answers weren't as creative. It's the engineering thing - it changes your outlook and view of life.
The Reclining Polt - I am somewhat of an expert at that position : ).
so great to see you come visit me and then to play along. yay!
first off, THANK YOU for going with the monty python answers.
next, it seems unanimous that folks prefer genghis khan to the little bimbo.
i'm going to remember the reclining polt the next time i am having a hard time in yoga class. i wonder if my teacher will think i am off my rocker when i crack up while i am trying to hold some insane position.
finally, even if lentil pong players die of thirst i think lentil pong would be a great name for a rock band.
Post a Comment