Sexy Adam & Steve
Sexy Astronauts
Sexy Security Guard
Sexy Faun
Sexy Doctor
And his Sexy Nurse
And....um....I have no idea WHAT the FUCK this is!
POLT
Friday, October 31, 2014
Halloween is a blast, how long will this last....
Since tonight is Halloween, here's some sexy costumes!
POLT
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 343)...
Frenching Fridays
Since today is Halloween, Kisses And Costumes!
POLT
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 131)...
Check This Out!
How are you feel? Check the chart and see which of 6 emotions it's based on.
POLT
You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 23)...
Thursday Thighs
This week, since it's nearly Halloween, we have Thighs And A Costume!
Check out those massive Spartan thighs!
POLT
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
A chaise divan, that I don't mind....
I just saw this commercial, and I damn near did a spit-take with my Diet Snapple Lemon Tea!
Oh my GOD, that is SO funny!
And I'm pretty sure, that if I had a chair just like that, I too would roll around on it and call it a 'shaaaaaaaaay-ze'.
Out loud.
Even when no one else was in the house.
While wearing a scarf wrapped around my head.
Several times a day.
POLT
Oh my GOD, that is SO funny!
And I'm pretty sure, that if I had a chair just like that, I too would roll around on it and call it a 'shaaaaaaaaay-ze'.
Out loud.
Even when no one else was in the house.
While wearing a scarf wrapped around my head.
Several times a day.
POLT
She got gifts to give, but she ain't giving....
Ya know, my birthday is coming up next month, and Christmas the month after. If anyone is looking for a gift for me but just can't seem to think of anything to get that I don't already have, may I suggest the following?
A Tub Chock Full O'Asians!
Especially that one with the abs who's laying on his back there in the middle. Although, really, I'd gladly take a tub looking just like that one. I'm not that picky.
POLT
A Tub Chock Full O'Asians!
Especially that one with the abs who's laying on his back there in the middle. Although, really, I'd gladly take a tub looking just like that one. I'm not that picky.
POLT
Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 348)...
Wife Beater Wednesdays
This week, since it's almost Halloween, Wife Beaters And Costumes!
Um...white trash, redneck, drag queen in a bowling alley.
A swordsman of some sort.
Ah....yeah, I don't know what the hell this is....
POLT
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 130)...
Check This Out!
Typical of that john eliot, instead of going OVER, he just cheats and makes his own path right through!
POLT
So when I got off work today and come home (well after stopping off at a friend's house for some bedtimesexxyfun) I decided to take a walk. It was like over 75 degress, very warm and very nice out. So I changed into shorts, put in the earbuds, and off I went.
Today I walked 1.79 miles in 28 minutes.
Not a long walk to be sure, in either time or distance, but even a walk like this one is better than sitting on the couch for a half hour.
POLT
Today I walked 1.79 miles in 28 minutes.
Not a long walk to be sure, in either time or distance, but even a walk like this one is better than sitting on the couch for a half hour.
POLT
Fetch the remote control, we got football tonight (Week 8)...
Let's see how I did this past week:
1) Washington won, which is a Boo, but since they beat Dallas, that's a double BOO!!!
2) Dallas lost, a Boo, but they lost to Washington, to another double BOO!!!
3) I won both pics with ALCMDPP, so he now owes me $11.
4) The team I picked in the Work Winner's Pool, Seattle, won, which is a YAY.
BUT, my anger and frustration with Dallas is tempered a bit because, since they lost, three of the five remaining people in the Work Winner's Pool were kicked out, leaving just me and one other person. And we both agreed to split the money. So the Winner's Pool is over (the Work Loser's Pool starts in two weeks), Dallas lost, but because of it, I ended up $185 richer.
That money pretty much soothes any hurt feelings I have over Dallas' loss, ya know?
POLT
1) Washington won, which is a Boo, but since they beat Dallas, that's a double BOO!!!
2) Dallas lost, a Boo, but they lost to Washington, to another double BOO!!!
3) I won both pics with ALCMDPP, so he now owes me $11.
4) The team I picked in the Work Winner's Pool, Seattle, won, which is a YAY.
BUT, my anger and frustration with Dallas is tempered a bit because, since they lost, three of the five remaining people in the Work Winner's Pool were kicked out, leaving just me and one other person. And we both agreed to split the money. So the Winner's Pool is over (the Work Loser's Pool starts in two weeks), Dallas lost, but because of it, I ended up $185 richer.
That money pretty much soothes any hurt feelings I have over Dallas' loss, ya know?
POLT
The back of your hand, somewhere on your behind (Part 236)...
Tooshie Tuesdays
This week, since Halloween is coming up, we have Tooshies And Costumes!
Ancient Roman
Fishnet Devil
Medieval Knight
POLT
Monday, October 27, 2014
Who is this stranger, who comes here every night....
True story:
I looked in my book this afternoon and got a list of the cards I needed for November, one of which was the oldest ParisPeking daugher named Abby. I also had her birthday written down as 2001, making her turning 13 this year.
When I was at the store picking out the cards, I got to thinking, "Can Abby really be 13? She's pretty small. But then, kids age differently...and this IS the year I had written down." So I got a card for a 13 year old girl.
Cut to several hours later (just about 15 minutes ago) when I pull the cards out to sign them, address them and get them all ready to be mailed later next month. I signed Abby's card, put the $10 inside and before I licked the envelope, I got to thinking again, "Hmmm, if Abby's 13, the means the other girls are like 11 and 9....and I KNOW they're not that old. I better just call."
So I dialed the home number of the ParisPekings. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking picked it up and this conversation happened:
ALCMDPP: Hello.
POLT: How old is Abby?
ALCMDPP: Who is this?
POLT (surprised): How old is Abby gonna be?
ALCMDPP: Who IS this?
POLT (Thinking Abby might be right next to him): Is she gonna be 13?
ALCMDPP: WHO is this?
POLT: .....are you kidding?
And he hung up.
And I thought, "WHAT THE HELL?" I further thought, "Was he serious? What WAS all that? How did he not know my voice?" And THEN I thought, "Well I sure as hell can't call him back to see what was going on. He might call the cops!" So I texted him.
I had just sent the text when my phone rang, it was his number. I barely got the word Hello out when he starts explaining something about being in the basement and the phone down there doesnt have caller ID, and it's an old phone so it's kinda static-y and he just couldn't really hear everything and it didn't sound like me and he was SO sorry.
And we laughed. And then I found out Abby turns 10, not 13.
POLT: Hmm, so do you know a girl who's turning 13 soon, cause I've got a card for her.
ALCMDPP: I can say my knowledge of 13 year old girls is pretty lacking.
POLT: Well, it's better than MY knowledge of 13 year old girls.
ALCMDPP: Hmm, good point.
So, in the end, after ALCMDPP's paranoia got the better of him, after I was done laughing and being mystified, and after getting everything all straightened out, the bottom line is....I have to buy another birthday card. *SIGH*
POLT
I looked in my book this afternoon and got a list of the cards I needed for November, one of which was the oldest ParisPeking daugher named Abby. I also had her birthday written down as 2001, making her turning 13 this year.
When I was at the store picking out the cards, I got to thinking, "Can Abby really be 13? She's pretty small. But then, kids age differently...and this IS the year I had written down." So I got a card for a 13 year old girl.
Cut to several hours later (just about 15 minutes ago) when I pull the cards out to sign them, address them and get them all ready to be mailed later next month. I signed Abby's card, put the $10 inside and before I licked the envelope, I got to thinking again, "Hmmm, if Abby's 13, the means the other girls are like 11 and 9....and I KNOW they're not that old. I better just call."
So I dialed the home number of the ParisPekings. A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking picked it up and this conversation happened:
ALCMDPP: Hello.
POLT: How old is Abby?
ALCMDPP: Who is this?
POLT (surprised): How old is Abby gonna be?
ALCMDPP: Who IS this?
POLT (Thinking Abby might be right next to him): Is she gonna be 13?
ALCMDPP: WHO is this?
POLT: .....are you kidding?
And he hung up.
And I thought, "WHAT THE HELL?" I further thought, "Was he serious? What WAS all that? How did he not know my voice?" And THEN I thought, "Well I sure as hell can't call him back to see what was going on. He might call the cops!" So I texted him.
I had just sent the text when my phone rang, it was his number. I barely got the word Hello out when he starts explaining something about being in the basement and the phone down there doesnt have caller ID, and it's an old phone so it's kinda static-y and he just couldn't really hear everything and it didn't sound like me and he was SO sorry.
And we laughed. And then I found out Abby turns 10, not 13.
POLT: Hmm, so do you know a girl who's turning 13 soon, cause I've got a card for her.
ALCMDPP: I can say my knowledge of 13 year old girls is pretty lacking.
POLT: Well, it's better than MY knowledge of 13 year old girls.
ALCMDPP: Hmm, good point.
So, in the end, after ALCMDPP's paranoia got the better of him, after I was done laughing and being mystified, and after getting everything all straightened out, the bottom line is....I have to buy another birthday card. *SIGH*
POLT
I"ve got books filling my shelves, day and night....
Today, during my travels, I went to Ollies and looked through the books. And of course I found some I wanted. a total of 7 different books for which I paid $26.43. So that makes the totals for the year as follows:
Jan 16: 5 books for $18.00; average $3.60 per book.
Jan 20: 4 books for $15.37; average $3.84 per book
Total: 9 books for $33.37: average $3.71 per book.
Feb 2: 3 books for $29.92, average $9.97 per book.
Total: 12 books for $63.29, average $5.27 per book.
Mar 9: 1 book for $9.65
Total: 13 books for $72.94, average $5.61 per book.
Mar 30: 4 books for $51.56, average $12.89 per book
Total: 17 books for $124.50, average $7.32 per book.
Apr 12: 7 books for $43.23, average $6.18 per book
Total: 24 books for $167.73, average of $6.99 per book.
June 2: 1 book for $8.48
Total: 25 books for $176.21, average of $7.05 per book.
July 6: 8 books for $86.68, average $10.84 per books
Total: 33 books for $263.09, average of $7.97 per book.
July 6: 1 books for $20.44
Total: 34 books for $283.53, average of $8.34 per book.
July 6: 3 books for $14.88, average of $4.98 per book
Total: 37 books for $298.41, average of $8.07 per book
July 17: 2 books for $44.68, average of $22.34 per book
Total: 39 books for $343.09, average of $8.80 per book
Aug 2: 3 books for $22.46, average of $7.49 per book
Total: 42 books for $365.55, average of $8.70 per book
Aug 18: 4 books for $79.50, average of &19.88
Total: 46 books for $445.05, average of $9.68 per book
Aug 31: 2 books for $27.26, average of $13.63 per book
Total: 48 books for 472.31, average of $9.84 per book
Sep 24: 4 books for $42.36, average of $10.59 per book
Total: 52 books for $514,67, average of $9.90 per book
Oct 27: 7 books for $26.43, average of $3.78 per book
Total: 59 books for $541.10, average of $9.17 per book
POLT
Jan 16: 5 books for $18.00; average $3.60 per book.
Jan 20: 4 books for $15.37; average $3.84 per book
Total: 9 books for $33.37: average $3.71 per book.
Feb 2: 3 books for $29.92, average $9.97 per book.
Total: 12 books for $63.29, average $5.27 per book.
Mar 9: 1 book for $9.65
Total: 13 books for $72.94, average $5.61 per book.
Mar 30: 4 books for $51.56, average $12.89 per book
Total: 17 books for $124.50, average $7.32 per book.
Apr 12: 7 books for $43.23, average $6.18 per book
Total: 24 books for $167.73, average of $6.99 per book.
June 2: 1 book for $8.48
Total: 25 books for $176.21, average of $7.05 per book.
July 6: 8 books for $86.68, average $10.84 per books
Total: 33 books for $263.09, average of $7.97 per book.
July 6: 1 books for $20.44
Total: 34 books for $283.53, average of $8.34 per book.
July 6: 3 books for $14.88, average of $4.98 per book
Total: 37 books for $298.41, average of $8.07 per book
July 17: 2 books for $44.68, average of $22.34 per book
Total: 39 books for $343.09, average of $8.80 per book
Aug 2: 3 books for $22.46, average of $7.49 per book
Total: 42 books for $365.55, average of $8.70 per book
Aug 18: 4 books for $79.50, average of &19.88
Total: 46 books for $445.05, average of $9.68 per book
Aug 31: 2 books for $27.26, average of $13.63 per book
Total: 48 books for 472.31, average of $9.84 per book
Sep 24: 4 books for $42.36, average of $10.59 per book
Total: 52 books for $514,67, average of $9.90 per book
Oct 27: 7 books for $26.43, average of $3.78 per book
Total: 59 books for $541.10, average of $9.17 per book
POLT
Today, I had my follow up appointment with the Doctor. I have now idea why, or more importantly HOW, I scheduled the appointment for 8:30 in the morning? What the fuck was I thinking, setting up the appointment that freakin early? But I did somehow get up and get there on time. And that was the start a VERY busy day!
The doctor told me to increase the insulin units from 10 to 15 a night. And that's really the only change. So that went well overall.
Then, since I hadn't gotten up in time to eat, I went to Denny's for breakfast. Delicious.
Then I ran to Sam's cause I needed stuff, including toilet paper, bathroom cups, trash bags, some Clariton, a few other things.
Then I went to Ollie's to peruse the books and picked up some (but that's another post entirely).
I came home, dropped that stuff off, gathered a few things up, and left again, stopping first at the Post Office to mail several bills.
Then to the Credit Union to put $38 in rolled coins I had collected into my accounts.
Then to the auto parts store for new windshiled wipers.
Then to the Hallmark store to buy my cards for November.
Then to get some lunch. I brought it home and ate it and then got online.
And then made arrangements with a really cute guy I've been chatting with for some weeks. Our schedules finally aligned and he stopped by and there was much bedtimesexxyfun. And after he left, and I caught my breath, I got on here to post this.
And all this before 2:30 in the afternoon.
I've done more in those 6 hours than I probably will every night this coming week!
POLT
The doctor told me to increase the insulin units from 10 to 15 a night. And that's really the only change. So that went well overall.
Then, since I hadn't gotten up in time to eat, I went to Denny's for breakfast. Delicious.
Then I ran to Sam's cause I needed stuff, including toilet paper, bathroom cups, trash bags, some Clariton, a few other things.
Then I went to Ollie's to peruse the books and picked up some (but that's another post entirely).
I came home, dropped that stuff off, gathered a few things up, and left again, stopping first at the Post Office to mail several bills.
Then to the Credit Union to put $38 in rolled coins I had collected into my accounts.
Then to the auto parts store for new windshiled wipers.
Then to the Hallmark store to buy my cards for November.
Then to get some lunch. I brought it home and ate it and then got online.
And then made arrangements with a really cute guy I've been chatting with for some weeks. Our schedules finally aligned and he stopped by and there was much bedtimesexxyfun. And after he left, and I caught my breath, I got on here to post this.
And all this before 2:30 in the afternoon.
I've done more in those 6 hours than I probably will every night this coming week!
POLT
You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 478)...
MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
Since Halloween is approaching, this week we have: Hot Shirtless Guys Dressed As Trojans Or Spartans Or Romans Or Some Ancient Warriors!
POLT
Sunday, October 26, 2014
The Polt's Palace Official Charity
for October is:
The American Cancer Society.
http://www.cancer.org/index
This is due to October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and also, in addition to already knowing over half a dozen women who either had breast cancer or are breast cancer survivors, I just found out in the last week yet another person I know has breast cancer.
Donate if you'd like to and if you're able, please.
POLT
Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 99)...
Fetching Faces
POLT
Let's get unconscious honey (Part 431)...
Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/
I say ... and you think ... ?
- Family :: Gathering
- Leather :: Chaps
- Chunky :: Soup
- Shaking :: Cold
- Suffering :: Depression
- Pockets :: Stuffed
- Loose :: Jeans
- Show :: Off
- Vest :: Bullet proof
- Finale :: The End
POLT
Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 301)...
Superman Sundays
Since Halloween is this week, I give you a Trick-or-Treat Superman!
How cute! Presumably that's Jor-El and Lara behind him.
POLT
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Outside wearing my device, I came back in....
So today, the glucometer and the lancing device that my insurance covers arrived. It's OneTouch. And compared to the one the doctor gave me from her office, FreeStyle (which my insurance doesn't cover), well, the OneTouch simply....sucks.
When I got the FreeStyle home almost two weeks ago, it was easy to put the strip in the glucometer, the lancet in the lancing device and pull it out of the device when I was done. The lancet usually got me a drop of blood the first time. And it was extremely easy to get the blood onto the strip. The entire time, from opening the box to putting everything back after the first test, took like 5 minutes. It was that easy.
But of COURSE, the one that insurance WILL cover....well it does NONE of that. I struggled with that for over 15 minutes. And unlike the FreeStyle, I had to check the instructions THREE TIMES!
The lancing devices twists instead of pulling the end off. Getting the used lancet out of the device is not easy. I had to try to like four times and two lancets to get an adequate amount of blood. I had to go through two strips until I figured out how to put the strip int eh glucometer correctly.
It's honestly a piece of crap compared to the other one.
But it's free since my insurance covers all of it. So there is that....
POLT
When I got the FreeStyle home almost two weeks ago, it was easy to put the strip in the glucometer, the lancet in the lancing device and pull it out of the device when I was done. The lancet usually got me a drop of blood the first time. And it was extremely easy to get the blood onto the strip. The entire time, from opening the box to putting everything back after the first test, took like 5 minutes. It was that easy.
But of COURSE, the one that insurance WILL cover....well it does NONE of that. I struggled with that for over 15 minutes. And unlike the FreeStyle, I had to check the instructions THREE TIMES!
The lancing devices twists instead of pulling the end off. Getting the used lancet out of the device is not easy. I had to try to like four times and two lancets to get an adequate amount of blood. I had to go through two strips until I figured out how to put the strip int eh glucometer correctly.
It's honestly a piece of crap compared to the other one.
But it's free since my insurance covers all of it. So there is that....
POLT
Cards and letters, meant to bring cheer....
I've decided this year, instead of just buying Christmas cards off the rack, I'm going to have custom made cards to send to all my friends and family.
I've already got a photographer working on the photos that'll go on the front....
POLT
I've already got a photographer working on the photos that'll go on the front....
POLT
My baby's got a secret (Part 285)...
Secret Saturdays
These come each week from www.postsecret.com
Since Halloween is next week, and The Walking Dead season premiered last week, this week's theme is Zombie Secrets!
POLT
Friday, October 24, 2014
If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 92)...
Superhero Anydays
Now this, THIS my friends, is THE Justice League Of America!
Not the false idols DC is pushing now in the comics. Not the fakes that will be in the horrid movie in a few years Batman vs Superman vs Justice League vs Aquaman vs Wonder Woman vs Cyborg vs Gleek the Wonder Monkey....or whatever crap they're calling it.
Above is the one, the only, the REAL Justice League Of America.
POLT
Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 129)...
Check This Out!
I should have this printed up on business cards and hand them out like candy.
Cause, honestly, I think like this many many times as day.
POLT
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 342)...
Frenching Fridays
This week: Kisses And (non-shower) Curtains!
POLT
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Oh. My. GOD!
The Hallmark Channel is having a "Countdown To Christmas". And it starts October 31.
WHAT THE HELL???????
Starting a "Countdown To Christmas" on Halloween!
My GOD, but I hate the world today.
POLT
The Hallmark Channel is having a "Countdown To Christmas". And it starts October 31.
WHAT THE HELL???????
Starting a "Countdown To Christmas" on Halloween!
My GOD, but I hate the world today.
POLT
Took over your town, kings get the crown...
Timeline:
Aug 30: Make dentist appointment for Sep 29 to get a crown on tooth that's mostly just filling.
Sep 6: Filling pops out of that specific tooth.
Sep 7: Dentist puts in a temp filling in tooth, basically just a lump of wax
Sep 10: Temp wax filling pops out. Dont put anything in to fill hole, but move appointment for temp crown up to Sep 17
Sep 17: Get temp crown. Keep appointment of Sep 29 for placement of final crown
Sep 29: Go to dentist's office, told the crown hasn't arrived yet. Told receptionist to call me when it's in, and we'll set up appointment to put it on then.
Oct 17: Gave up on waiting, called dentist's office. "Oh it just arrived yesterday." Ohhhh-kay. Appointment made for Oct 23 to get permanent crown on.
Oct 23: Taking half day off work (I've no problem with that I assure you!), got the permanent crown put on.
YAY! The ordeal is over. Well it's not really been an ordeal, more of an inconvenience. But I'm really tired of chewing food on just the left side of my head.
The dentist did it all without Novocaine. And you're thinking I shouldn't need Novocaine to just put a crown on. But if that's the case, then you don't know me. I'm a huge wussbaby when it comes to teeth pain. And yanking the temp off was a bit...disconcerting. And then he cleaned it out before putting the crown on and musta hit a nerve cause there was a sharp quick pain. But that was it. And he did all that an had the crown on before I could even protest about the lack of Novocaine.
The worst part was the taste of the...well I guess glue, the adhesive he used to put the crown on. Yeah, that was pretty icky, and he apologized for it when I complained about it. Not like it's his fault or anything.
So yeah, that's all taken care of. And I still love my dentist!
POLT
Aug 30: Make dentist appointment for Sep 29 to get a crown on tooth that's mostly just filling.
Sep 6: Filling pops out of that specific tooth.
Sep 7: Dentist puts in a temp filling in tooth, basically just a lump of wax
Sep 10: Temp wax filling pops out. Dont put anything in to fill hole, but move appointment for temp crown up to Sep 17
Sep 17: Get temp crown. Keep appointment of Sep 29 for placement of final crown
Sep 29: Go to dentist's office, told the crown hasn't arrived yet. Told receptionist to call me when it's in, and we'll set up appointment to put it on then.
Oct 17: Gave up on waiting, called dentist's office. "Oh it just arrived yesterday." Ohhhh-kay. Appointment made for Oct 23 to get permanent crown on.
Oct 23: Taking half day off work (I've no problem with that I assure you!), got the permanent crown put on.
YAY! The ordeal is over. Well it's not really been an ordeal, more of an inconvenience. But I'm really tired of chewing food on just the left side of my head.
The dentist did it all without Novocaine. And you're thinking I shouldn't need Novocaine to just put a crown on. But if that's the case, then you don't know me. I'm a huge wussbaby when it comes to teeth pain. And yanking the temp off was a bit...disconcerting. And then he cleaned it out before putting the crown on and musta hit a nerve cause there was a sharp quick pain. But that was it. And he did all that an had the crown on before I could even protest about the lack of Novocaine.
The worst part was the taste of the...well I guess glue, the adhesive he used to put the crown on. Yeah, that was pretty icky, and he apologized for it when I complained about it. Not like it's his fault or anything.
So yeah, that's all taken care of. And I still love my dentist!
POLT
Fetch the remote control, we got football tonight (Week 7)...
SO how did I do last week?
1) Washington won, so Boo there.
2) Dallas won, so YAY!
3) In the pics with ALCMDPP, my record was 1-2, which wasn't good, but overall I'm still up by $9 so that's good. So I guess this one's a tie.
4) And the team I picked in the work winner's pool, Arizona, won. So that's big YAY!
And that makes this week's score 2-1-1. So overall, I suppose it's a meager YAY kinda week.
POLT
1) Washington won, so Boo there.
2) Dallas won, so YAY!
3) In the pics with ALCMDPP, my record was 1-2, which wasn't good, but overall I'm still up by $9 so that's good. So I guess this one's a tie.
4) And the team I picked in the work winner's pool, Arizona, won. So that's big YAY!
And that makes this week's score 2-1-1. So overall, I suppose it's a meager YAY kinda week.
POLT
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