Polt's Pop Quiz #31

Which is the appropriate caption for this pic?

1) Look, it's Polt's Biological clock!
2) It's all Polt O'Clock all the time!
3) Yes I DO know the time: about horny past horny.
4) Most men think of sex every 8 minutes.  Polt, on the other hand....
5) The Official Polt's Palace Time Keeping Device!

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