Shocked straight, doctor, when you gonna let me in...

Today is National Coming Out Day.  That being the case, I think it's time I told all you readers something.  Something that's never easy to say, but I think finally needs to be said.

Yes, you see, Dear Readers, I, Polt, am.....gay.

I know, I know, this comes as quite a shock.  But take a few moments and just absorb that information.  I'll give you a few moments.

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Okay, now that we've all adjusted to this new little fact, I return you to your regularly scheduled Polt's Palace.

POLT