Monday, January 02, 2017

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.....

Each year, according to my friend VUBOQ, one's virginity resets with the start of the new year.  Every year I like to keep track of that.  And I can say, I've now lost my 2017 virginity!  YAY!

On one of those hookup sites I got a smile from a guy and he and I started chatting.  He's 28, has a college degree, is 5'6 and weighs 135 pounds, and is just the cutest lil guy.  Oh and he's black too.  We went from chatting on the hookup app to exchanging phone numbers and texting.   And we decided, yesterday actually, for him to come visit today.  He lives an hour and a half away.  He got here about 7am, and he left at 2pm.  We spent the entire in bed, the vast majority of the time sleeping, actually.  But there was a lot of cuddling, and chatting and getting to know one another.  Oh some damn great bedtimesexxyfun (thus the taking of the 2017 virginity).  He's so sweet and so much fun.  We're planning on a repeat visit, hopefully some weekend real soon!

2017: January 2 (2 days)
2016: January 1 (1 day)
2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

The average of losing my virginity each year now stands at 13.95 days.  This number reflects all the 20 years I've been keeping track of such things.  But if take just the last ten years, the average is 9.7 days.  And if you just take the years since I've been in the house, the average is 6.6 days.  Not really sure what any of these stats mean, but whatever, there they are.

POLT

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