Like a virgin, touched for the very first time....

So, as I mention each year, my friend VUBOQ has this theory that each year, one's virginity resets at 12:01 am on January 1st!  And today, I lost my 2018 virginity!

(twice actually.  In the morning, Derick called me and came over and hey, my virginity was gone.  And then in the early evening, another occasional fuckbuddy called and came over...just to make sure my virginity was gone, I guess.  But I digress....)

And these are the results of my virginity loss over the last two decades or so:

2018: January 4 (4 days)

2017: January 2 (2 days)

2016: January 1 (1 day)

2015: January 2 (2 days)
2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

So, the overall average amount of days my yearly virginity lasted was 13.48 days (13.95 days in 2017)
Average of the last ten years: 6.6 days (9.7days in 2017)

Not really sure what either of those stats mean, but there ya go anyway.

POLT