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THE PURPLE EYE OF POLT SEES ALL!!! Rantings, ravings, and writings from a gay liberal Democrat in one of the reddest parts of a blue state - come on in, sit down, prop yer feet up! Check the archives, vote in the blog poll, post yourself on my map, make yourself comfy - and stay a spell!
About Me
My Current Mantra
"Once folks buy into your blarney
It becomes the thing they'll most hold onto
Once they've swallowed sham and hokum
Facts and logic won't unchoke 'em
They'll go on believing what they want to" - The Wizard, Wicked For Good
I Am Currently Reading....
Apr 23 -
My Mood Is...
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
- Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves (Paramount+): Jan 21 (B)
- Mel Brooks, The 99 Year Old Man (HBOMax): Jan 24 (A)
- Ken Burns, The American Buffalo (PBS): Jan 26 (A)
- Billy Joel, And So It Goes (HBOMax): Jan 28-29 (A)
- Wonder Man, Season 1 (Disney+): Feb 1 (B)
- Interstellar (Paramount+): Feb 2 (C-)
- Elizabeth Montgomery: A Bewitched Life (Roku Channel): Feb 16 (C)
- Fallout, Season 2 (Prime): Feb 16-17 (B+)
- Murder In Glitterball City (HBOMax): Feb 21 (B)
- Allen vs Farro (HBOMax): Feb 22-23 (B)
- A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms (HBOMax): Feb 23 (A)
- The Crown, Season 1 (N): Feb 23 - 25 (B+)
- The Crown, Season 2 (N): Feb 26-28 (B)
- The Crown, Season 3 (N): Feb 28 - Mar 1 (B)
- The Crown, Season 4 (N): Mar 1 - 2 (B)
- The Crown, Season 5 (N): Mar 3 - 5 (B)
- The Crown, Season 6 (N): Mar 6 - 8 (B)
- Implosion: Titanic Sub Disaster (Disney+): Mar 8 (B)
- Evil Under The Sun (Pluto): Mar 9 (B-)
- Have You Seen Andy? (HBOMax): Mar 10 (B)
- Zootopia2 (Disney+): Mar 11 (B+)
- Star Trek, Starfleet Academy (Paramount): Mar 14 - 16 (B)
- The Dinosaurs miniseries (N): Mar 16 (B)
- Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Capturing The Friedmans (HBOMax): Mar 17 (B)
- Watergate: Blueprint For A Scandal (HBOMax): Mar 18 (A)
- MIracle, The Boys Of '80(N): Mar 21 (A)
- Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (N): Mar 22 (A-)
- Spider-Man, Across The Spiderverse (Disney+): Mar 23 (A-)
- Tricky Dick (HBOMax): Mar 24 (B+)
- AM. Masters: Bella! This Woman's Place Is In The House (PBS): Mar 26 (B+)
- Royal Autopsies, Seasons 1 & 2 (tubi): Mar 27 (B+)
- Homicide New York, Season 3 (N): Mar 28-29 (A)
- Wicked (Prime): Mar 29 (C)
- Wicked For Good (Peacock): Mar 29 (C+)
- Monarchy, Season 1 (tubi): Apr 3 - 4 (B)
- Monarchy, Season 2 (tubi): Apr 4 - 5 (B)
- Lion In Winter (tubi): Apr 5 (B)
- Attack On London Hunting 7/7 Bombers (N): Apr 7 (A)
- The Puzzle Lady, Season 1(PBS): Apr 8 (B+)
- Frozen (Disney+): Apr 12 (C+)
- The Last Twins (PBS): Apr 13 (A)
- Renaissance The Blood And Beauty (PBS): Apr 13 - 14 (B)
- Death On The Nile (1978) (tubi): Apr 19 (B)
- The Magnificent Three (Pluto): Apr 20 (A-)
- Spider-Man, No Way Home (Disney+): Apr 21 (A+)
- Untold: Jail Blazers (N): Apr 22 (B)
- Secrets Of Great British Castles (PBS): Apr 23-24 (B)
- Lucy Worley Investigates, The American Revoluition (PBS): Apr 24 (B+)
- Thomas Jefferson (Prime): Apr 26 (B+)
- Blitz Spirit with Lucy Worsley (Prime): Apr 26 (B)
- Cult Massacre One Day In Jonestown (Hulu): Apr 27 (B)
- Doctor Strange & The Multiverse Of Madness (Disney+): Apr 30 (B)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Apr 19 - Apr 23
Apr 7 - Apr 19
Apr 1 - Apr 7
Mar 14 - Apr 1
Mar 7 -
Feb 27 - Mar 7
Feb 24 -
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Jan 30 - Feb 16
Jan 23 - Jan 30
Jan 9 - Jan 23
Jan 12 - 18
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- The truth is I never left you (Part 691)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 799)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1167)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 378...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 72)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 403)...
- A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 466)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1166)...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 23...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 690)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1165)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 798)...
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 130)...
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 92)...
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 797)...
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- Grabs my soul, shaking my body like a Super Bowl (...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 796)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1164)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 325)...
- I'm a sex pistol, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 71)...
- The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Par...
- I would not sell my collection, if I did, I would ...
- Get ready kids. Just got this notification on my p...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 688)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 795)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1163)...
- A people. a tongue, and a nation (Part 465)...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 169)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 674)...
- Last night, Michelle and I went to our first play ...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 687)...
- if I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1162)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 794)...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 324)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 377...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 364)...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 10...
- Keeping it together all in the family (Part 323)...
- 5 people shot and killed in Louisiana! AND......
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- My baby's got a secret (Part 604)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 686)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 793)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part )...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- EDIT: it's now 4 people total dead. 4 shot 2 dea...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 376...
- A people, a tongue, and a nation (Part 464)...
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 91)...
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 553)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 685)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 792)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1160)...
- I need to be dazzling I need to be rainbow high (...
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 129)...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 463)....
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 70)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 23...
- Five people shot dead in a Florida bank. Jan 2...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 684)...
- If I were a hero I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1159)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 791)...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 462)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 69)...
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 90)...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 168)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1158)...
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 683)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 790)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1157)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 128)...
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 375...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1156)...
- Get up and move it, to the music (Part 363)...
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 682)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
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