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Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence. - Louise, Bob's Burgers
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- The object of my desire, I'm walking on a wire (Pa...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 836)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1312)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 947)...
- I need to be dazzling I need to be rainbow high (P...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 13...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 211)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 110...
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- I've got books lining my shelves day and night....
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 638)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 835)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 946)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1311)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- I would not sell my collection, for if I did, I wo...
- My baby's got a secret (Part 626)....
- The object of my desire, I'm walking on a wire (Pa...
- Today, is the 50th Anniversa...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 834)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't now if everybody...
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1310)...
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- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 210)...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 364)...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 13...
- Pink elephants and lemonade dear Jessie (Part 416)...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 573)...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 833)....
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1309)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 944).....
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 13...
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 531)......
- I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know i...
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 25...
- The object of my desire, I'm walking on a wire (Pa...
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- I took the road less traveled by (Part 943)...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1308)...
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- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
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- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1306)...
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- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 13...
- Out of control, cause this dogs ain't new (Part 10...
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 363)...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 530)...
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 637)...
- The object of my desire, I'm walking on a wire (Pa...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 828)...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 939)...
- If I were a hero I'd be Martin Luthor (Part 1304)...
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- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 125).....
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