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Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence. - Louise, Bob's Burgers
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Movies I Have Seen In 2026...
- The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PBS): Dec 30 - Jan 1 (A)
- Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man (N): Jan 1 (A-)
- It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley (HBOMax): Jan 2 (A-)
- Salem's Lot (2024) (HBOMax): Jan 5 (C)
- Constantine (HBOMax): Jan 6 (C+)
- Am. Exp. Bombshell (PBS): Jan 7 (A)
- Am. Exp. Hard Hat Riot (PBS): Jan 8 (B)
- Am. Exp. Kissinger (PBS): Jan 9 (B+)
Books I Have Read In 2026....
Dec 27 - Jan 9
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- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 58...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3940)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4434)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1559).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1972).....
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 978).....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Par 277)....
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 382).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 185)....
- Cut their hair short, wear shorts, and boots (Part...
- So, as promised, the Divisional Round predictions...
- IF I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4433)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3939)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1558)....
- I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal (Part ...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1088)....
- Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie (Part 680...
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 276).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- So in Wildcard weekend I got 4 correct and 2 inco...
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 184)....
- The back of your hand, somewhere on my behind (Par...
- I've got books lining my shelves, day and night....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4432)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3938).....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1557)....
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1087)....
- If you don't make a choice, if you don't use you v...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1971)...
- It's so cool to be uncool (Part 765).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 183)....
- You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 1032)....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3937)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Par 4431)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1556)....
- You abandoned me, love don't live here anymore (Pa...
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1086).....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 275)....
- Say your lines, but do you feel them (Part 32).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Let's get unconscious honey (Part 884)....
- I drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-doope...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4430)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3936)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1555)...
- Out of control, cause this dog ain't new (Part 647...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 33...
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1970)....
- It's so cool, to be uncool (Part 764)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- I've debated doing this, cause it seems I start t...
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 182)....
- My baby's got a secret (Part 975)....
- Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4429)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3935).....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1554)....
- You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm danci...
- Latex thongs, licorice whips, strap it on (Part 33...
- If you don't make a choice, if you don't use you v...
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 977)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 889)....
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3934)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4428)...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1553).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1969).....
- Say your lines, but do you feel them (Part 31).....
- Not just where you bump and grind it (Part 381)....
- Rita Hayworth, gave good face (Part 1085).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- My birthday song, my happy world (Part 181).....
- You'll have to pay, which leg do you want (Part 58...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4427)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3933).....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Put your love to the test (Part 1552)....
- Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 274).....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1968)....
- When you open your mouth to speak (Part 304).....
- I used to live in a tiny bubble (Part 554)....
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part ...
- Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybod...
- If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 4426)...
- I took the road less traveled by (Part 3932)....
- Put your love to the test (Part 1551).....
- Now we're living separate lives (Part 46)....
- The truth is I never left you (Part 1967)....
- A people, a tongue and a nation (Part 976)....
- Keeping it together, all in the family (Part 856)....
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