Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 828)....

 Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week, we have Wifebeaters Raised Up. 












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Tuesday, April 02, 2024

I got some brothers, I got some sisters too (Part 2).....

 Siblings Month

Today we have the sisters from Naltor who are both members of the Legion of Super-Heroes: White Witch and Dream Girl. 


All the citizens of the planet Naltor have some sort of precognitive abilites.  Dream Girl (Nura Nal), was the strongest of them and she joined the Legion with that ability.  Her sister White Witch (Mysa Nul) was one of the few born without any precog abilities.  So she turned to magic, and eventually joined the Legion with her magic abilites.

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I've got books lining my shelves, day and night.....

 Books 2024


Today I ran a bunch of errands, one of which was stopping by Ollies, and I bought three books: 

Lord Of The Rings, The Return Of The King, by J.R.R. Tolkien
Dear Evan Hansen, by Val Emmich and others
George Washington, Military Genius, by Dave R. Palmer

Yearly totals: 

Jan 29: 5 books for $62.17, average of $12.43 per book
Apr 2: 3 books for $11.63, average of $3.88 per book
     Totals: 8 books for $73.80, average of $9.23 per book
Of these 8 books, 8 are actual books, 0 are graphic novels

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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2737)...

 Superhero Anydays

The Global Guardians was a team originally seen in the Super Friends comics as individual heroes around the world.  Only later were they put together and said to be a team. 


In front: Thunderlord, Olympian, Wild Huntsman (and his dog Donnelschlag) and Bushmaster
Middle: Godiva, Little Mermaid, Tuatara, Impala
On top: Rising Sun, Jack O'Lantern, Dr. Mist, Owlwoman
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And we also have a hot, sexy, muscley, Asian in a Batman suit (with no cape, cowl, gloves or shorts).


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3718)....

 Check This Out!


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I took the road less traveled by (Part 2220)....

 MAPS!


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Put your love to the test (Part 1032)....

 Where To Put It?

This is internet celeb/amateur pornstar Timothy "Champagne Goat" Champagne.  Where should this pic belong?  Shirtless Mondays?  Real Men Wear Pink?  Thursday Thighs?  Check This Out!? 


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I need I need to be dazzling, I need to be rainbow high (Part 616)....

 Pride Prisms

Today we have bunch of colored dice showing 3's in an interesting geometric design. 


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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 126)...

 Dudes In Dresses

This is internet celeb B3nch3s, and he's in a tiny, bulging, microskirt.


Despite being quite overly tatted, he is still hella sexy and hot!

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Now we're living separate lives (Part 23)....

 Separated At Birth? 

Miss Jean Hathaway, the secretary from the Beverly Hillbillies and the Senator from hillbilly Arkansas Josh Hawley....separated at birth? 



I've never seen Miss Hathaway run, but I'm sure it'd be something similar to the way Senator Hawley ran like lil scared cowardly chicken during the "just tourists walking through the building" insurrection of January 6th. 

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Check this out, real quick don't know if everybody know (Part 3717)....

 Check This Out!


Tee hee. 

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The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 723)....

 Tooshie Tuesdays

This week we have Tooshies And Thongs!












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Monday, April 01, 2024

I got some brothers, I got some sisters too (Part 1)...

 Siblings Month

Did you know April 10th was National Sibling Day?  Well it is.    I have no siblings, I DO have this new category: Siblings Month!

The first one of these will have the perhaps currently most famous siblings in comic books, from the Marvel movies:  Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch!


I don't believe I have to explain who these two are to too many readers of the Palace.  But if I do, quickly, they're mutant twins, born to Magneto and his wife Magda.  Scarlet Witch (Wanda) had hex powers (although she later learned actual magic) and Quicksilver (Pietro) has super-speed. 

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I took the road less traveled by (Part 2219)...

 MAPS!


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If I were a hero, I'd be Martin Luther (Part 2756)....

 Superhero Anydays

So this is certainly one of the most unique, or most WHAT THE FUCK? superhero evern.  He's a member of the Legion Of Super-Heroes named Matter-Eater Lad.  And yep, that's his superpower....to eat and digest any matter.  


The drugs musta been pretty great in the mid -60s around the offices of DC Comics. 

He, obviously, was never used very much in the comics.  He WAS used perfectly once, when an insane Brainiac 5 created the Miracle Machine, and made it indestructible.   Neither Superboy, nor Mon-El, nor Ultra Boy, nor any of the others could affect the machine at all.   So they brought in M-E Lad and he...well he ate it.   It drove him insane, for a time, but at least it stopped all the damage the machine was doing. 

His name was Tenzil Kem.  And in one more silly aspects of the character, the planet he came from, where ALL of it's inhabitants had this ability, was named.....wait for it.....Bismoll. 
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Also, today, we have, for the TRUE Movie Avengers fans, Avengers' sex toys!


The Hulk didlo, Iron Man buttplug, Thor's hammer dildo, Captain America butt blug, I think that's a Black Widow fleshlight, Thanos' fisting dildo and Hawkeye's arrow dildo. 

I mean......um.......

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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3716)....

 Check This Out!

Here's some alternate Picards!


I do prefer the real Picard though. 

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Put your love to the test (Part 1031)....

 Where to Put It? 

I don't know what the hell this garment is called (nor how one gets it one without getting all tied up in it, frankly), but I mean, he looks good in it.  Where does it belong?  Fetching Faces?  Shirtless Mondays?  Perhaps Mankini Men? Thursday Thighs?  Certainly Check This Out!


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I'm crazy for you, touch me once and you'll know it's true (Part 231)....

 Comic Book Craziness


Tell the marines what?  My farting allows me to fly?

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Gonna dress you up in my love (Part 125)...

 Dudes In Dresses

What the hell is wrong with fashion designers?  I mean really.


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Get up and move it, to the music (Part 552)...

 MOTIVATION


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Check this out, real quick, don't know if everybody know (Part 3715).....

 Check This Out!

And here are some alternate Rikers!


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You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 940)...

 MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

As it's April Fool's Day, today we have Hot Shirtless Guys and WTF??????

WTF kinda armor/fashion is this? 

WTF happened to the handlebars? 

Again, armor?  Fashion?  WTF?  
(at least there's a zipper for...easy access)

WTF, a penguin cape?

There is a LOT going on here, and I don't know WTF any of it means!

WTF, is this an athletic cup?  But doesn't it look fur lined?  So what's it used for?  Course, when you look like him, I'm not gonna complain about him wearing it.  But he better have a LOT of sunscreen handy!

Um,,,,WTF?  

WTF?  That's not really the proper use for duct tape. 
(and I hope to God, they've shaved themselves smooth underneath!)

WTF is this?  A Vulcan vampire?  An Elf with teeth deformaties? 

WTF?  Leather, gay, Rudolph? 

WTF?  Mickey Mouse became human-ish? 

WTF?  That's NOT the way you're supposed to wear that.....

WTF?  I guess when you run out of razors, you gotta improvise.

WTF kinda undies are those? 

WTF?  Sports bra for men?  One strapped leather harness for gays?   

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