Superhero Anydays
So this is certainly one of the most unique, or most WHAT THE FUCK? superhero evern. He's a member of the Legion Of Super-Heroes named Matter-Eater Lad. And yep, that's his superpower....to eat and digest any matter.
The drugs musta been pretty great in the mid -60s around the offices of DC Comics.
He, obviously, was never used very much in the comics. He WAS used perfectly once, when an insane Brainiac 5 created the Miracle Machine, and made it indestructible. Neither Superboy, nor Mon-El, nor Ultra Boy, nor any of the others could affect the machine at all. So they brought in M-E Lad and he...well he ate it. It drove him insane, for a time, but at least it stopped all the damage the machine was doing.
His name was Tenzil Kem. And in one more silly aspects of the character, the planet he came from, where ALL of it's inhabitants had this ability, was named.....wait for it.....Bismoll.
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Also, today, we have, for the TRUE Movie Avengers fans, Avengers' sex toys!
The Hulk didlo, Iron Man buttplug, Thor's hammer dildo, Captain America butt blug, I think that's a Black Widow fleshlight, Thanos' fisting dildo and Hawkeye's arrow dildo.
I mean......um.......
pOLT
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